Chapter 6: Last Part of the Fight
Announcer: Let us begin the next match!
Wisecracking Gecko: GEX vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: Samus
Samus: You're no match for me!
Gex (in kung-fu costume): Don't count your lizards when their eggs haven't hatch yet.
Samus: I already know the conclusion.
Coach: Opposite of stop!
Samus fires a beam and freezes Gex.
Gex: I'm frozen in place!
Samus turns into a ball and drop bombs around Gex and letting them explode.
Gex: WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus gives Gex a powerful forward smash and knocks him out the arena.
Alfred: Are you all right, sir?
Gex: Of course I'm all right.
Gex climbs back onto the arena and tries to hit Samus, but keeps on missing.
Samus pummels him with Screw Attack.
Gex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: No more TV for you!
Samus smacks him hard and he faints.
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Opposite of in!
Alfred: Wake up, sir!
Gex: Never mind. Losing is part of life.
Samus: I told you I already know the conclusion to our battle.
Announcer: We're almost at the end! Now may the next contestants get ready please?
Luigi: You must be really unlucky to face him...
Bowser: Are you sure you can win?
Ranma: Calm down. I've never loss a battle before.
Genma: Now my son, don't go easy on him. You have seen his previous battles and knew how powerful he is.
Announcer: We're gonna start!
Aqua-Transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. Space Pirate: PUNK
Punk: I will finish you off so I can fight the Smasher!
Ranma: Not until you get through me!
Coach: Get going!!!!
Punk: I will use this secret technique.
Punk strikes Ranma on the shoulder.
Ranma: Hey! I can't move my arms!
Cologne: Amazing. That's the technique of hitting a certain spot on the opponent so that his nerves will be paralyzed. That is one of the hardest moves to master.
Punk proceeds to beat the crap out of him.
Ranma: Ugh!
Punk: You're done for!
Suddenly, a lot of Punks appear all over the arena!
CF: What the heck?!
Cologne: It's Double Team! That move is about creating images of oneself and fooling the opponent. What's amazing is that the images can even hurt the opponent!
DK: Where did he learn all of that?!
Punk: Can you loser figure out which is the real me?
All the Punks blast Ranma with laser beams.
Ranma: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soun: This is getting terrible!
Genma: Don't give up!
Tatewaki: Great! Keep going! Beat up that annoying Ranma! Go on! Do it as cruel as you can!
Kodachi: Don't listen to my foolish brother!
After a while...
Ranma fell to the ground exhausted.
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Genma: ...
Soun: ...
Kasumi: ...
Nabiki: ...
Akane: gasp
CF: ...
Mario: (softly) mamamia...
Parry: Wha!!!!! He lost!!!! He's out!!!!!
Bowser: You just broke the silence!
Punk: I shall now fight the Smasher! Ha!
Tatewaki: You did it!!!! You taught him a lesson! Yeah!!!!
Shampoo: Airen! Ranma all right?
Ukyo: (push Shampoo away) Quick! Speak something!
Ranma: This is impossible... I lose...
Punk: Samus, I have waited for so long! We shall now have the final battle!
Samus: I'll take revenge for him!
Announcer: Everyone! This is it, the final battle of the show!
Back in Eagleland...
Falco: Come quick! The final battle between Samus and Punk!
Ganondorf: Sammy must win!
Mewtwo: You can do it!
Back to the show...
!!!!!!!!! FINAL BATTLE !!!!!!!!!
SAMUS vs. PUNK
Coach: Go!
Pix: You can do it, Punk!
Pork: You can win!
Mario: Go Samus!
Luigi: Don't lose!
Bowser: Torture him!
DK: Rip him apart!
CF: Crucify him!
Ranma: Take revenge for me!
Punk: The time has come! This battle is for Ridley!
Samus: Take me anytime!
Punk immediately uses image technique.
Punk: Your friend fell to this attack. Can you avoid it?
All the images fire laser beams, but Samus jumps high into the air.
While in air, she fires at every part of the ground until it's all crumpled.
Samus: Where'd he go?
Punk shoots out from the ground and grabs Samus!
Samus: Let me go!
Punk: You're doomed!
But Samus manages to break free and kick him away.
Samus charges up a shot and blast it at Punk.
Punk blocks the shot with his pincers.
Announcer: This battle is so rough that the arena is destroyed!
Parry: Samus must win!
Samus uses Screw Attack, but Punk also uses Screw Attack! When the both of them hit, both got hurt.
Samus: How did you do that?
Punk: In case you didn't know, I'm wearing an armor that is similar to your suit. The only exception is that it can't turn me into a ball.
Punk runs around the place until he glows.
Samus: He's mimicking my Speed Booster!
Punk performs shinespark and rams Samus!
Samus: Argh!!!!
Luigi: Samus!!!!
Samus: I'm not giving up!
Samus drops a power bomb. The explosion blasts Punk away!
Punk: Arg!
Pix: Keep it up!
Punk: I will destroy you!
Punk fires a spread of laser beams, but Samus avoids them via Matrix-style.
CF: Amazing move!
Samus runs in front of Punk and kicks him hard!
Punk: Oof!
Then she grabs him by the neck and uses flamethrower to burn him in the face!
Punk: AAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BURNING!!!!!!!
Samus kicks him into the sky and then grinds him with Screw Attack!
While still in the air, Samus charges up a shot and blast Punk all the way to the ground with a huge BANG!!!!!
Punk: AAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! OUT!!!!!
Punk: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm not finished yet!!!!
Samus drops a Morph Bomb on his head. BOOM! He fell again.
Punk: No...
Samus: This is it.
Announcer: Well, I bet everyone know who's the winner already.
Smashers: YEAH!!!!!!
They all ran up to Samus.
Mario: You did-a very good-a!
Bowser: Sammy!!!!! Here's a great big hug!
Announcer: I announce Samus as the champion!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in Eagleland...
Roy: She won!
Popo: I knew she could do it!
Marth: Let's cheer for her!!!!
Wario: All right, the show is over, so get back to your house.
Back to the show...
Punk: You're lucky this time. But the next time...
Pix: Cheer up. At least you got second place.
Pork: Yeah, let's go celebrate over it.
Punk: I'll be back.
So the 3 Pirates walks off.
There's one more chapter ahead.
Announcer: Let us begin the next match!
Wisecracking Gecko: GEX vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: Samus
Samus: You're no match for me!
Gex (in kung-fu costume): Don't count your lizards when their eggs haven't hatch yet.
Samus: I already know the conclusion.
Coach: Opposite of stop!
Samus fires a beam and freezes Gex.
Gex: I'm frozen in place!
Samus turns into a ball and drop bombs around Gex and letting them explode.
Gex: WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus gives Gex a powerful forward smash and knocks him out the arena.
Alfred: Are you all right, sir?
Gex: Of course I'm all right.
Gex climbs back onto the arena and tries to hit Samus, but keeps on missing.
Samus pummels him with Screw Attack.
Gex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: No more TV for you!
Samus smacks him hard and he faints.
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Opposite of in!
Alfred: Wake up, sir!
Gex: Never mind. Losing is part of life.
Samus: I told you I already know the conclusion to our battle.
Announcer: We're almost at the end! Now may the next contestants get ready please?
Luigi: You must be really unlucky to face him...
Bowser: Are you sure you can win?
Ranma: Calm down. I've never loss a battle before.
Genma: Now my son, don't go easy on him. You have seen his previous battles and knew how powerful he is.
Announcer: We're gonna start!
Aqua-Transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. Space Pirate: PUNK
Punk: I will finish you off so I can fight the Smasher!
Ranma: Not until you get through me!
Coach: Get going!!!!
Punk: I will use this secret technique.
Punk strikes Ranma on the shoulder.
Ranma: Hey! I can't move my arms!
Cologne: Amazing. That's the technique of hitting a certain spot on the opponent so that his nerves will be paralyzed. That is one of the hardest moves to master.
Punk proceeds to beat the crap out of him.
Ranma: Ugh!
Punk: You're done for!
Suddenly, a lot of Punks appear all over the arena!
CF: What the heck?!
Cologne: It's Double Team! That move is about creating images of oneself and fooling the opponent. What's amazing is that the images can even hurt the opponent!
DK: Where did he learn all of that?!
Punk: Can you loser figure out which is the real me?
All the Punks blast Ranma with laser beams.
Ranma: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soun: This is getting terrible!
Genma: Don't give up!
Tatewaki: Great! Keep going! Beat up that annoying Ranma! Go on! Do it as cruel as you can!
Kodachi: Don't listen to my foolish brother!
After a while...
Ranma fell to the ground exhausted.
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Genma: ...
Soun: ...
Kasumi: ...
Nabiki: ...
Akane: gasp
CF: ...
Mario: (softly) mamamia...
Parry: Wha!!!!! He lost!!!! He's out!!!!!
Bowser: You just broke the silence!
Punk: I shall now fight the Smasher! Ha!
Tatewaki: You did it!!!! You taught him a lesson! Yeah!!!!
Shampoo: Airen! Ranma all right?
Ukyo: (push Shampoo away) Quick! Speak something!
Ranma: This is impossible... I lose...
Punk: Samus, I have waited for so long! We shall now have the final battle!
Samus: I'll take revenge for him!
Announcer: Everyone! This is it, the final battle of the show!
Back in Eagleland...
Falco: Come quick! The final battle between Samus and Punk!
Ganondorf: Sammy must win!
Mewtwo: You can do it!
Back to the show...
!!!!!!!!! FINAL BATTLE !!!!!!!!!
SAMUS vs. PUNK
Coach: Go!
Pix: You can do it, Punk!
Pork: You can win!
Mario: Go Samus!
Luigi: Don't lose!
Bowser: Torture him!
DK: Rip him apart!
CF: Crucify him!
Ranma: Take revenge for me!
Punk: The time has come! This battle is for Ridley!
Samus: Take me anytime!
Punk immediately uses image technique.
Punk: Your friend fell to this attack. Can you avoid it?
All the images fire laser beams, but Samus jumps high into the air.
While in air, she fires at every part of the ground until it's all crumpled.
Samus: Where'd he go?
Punk shoots out from the ground and grabs Samus!
Samus: Let me go!
Punk: You're doomed!
But Samus manages to break free and kick him away.
Samus charges up a shot and blast it at Punk.
Punk blocks the shot with his pincers.
Announcer: This battle is so rough that the arena is destroyed!
Parry: Samus must win!
Samus uses Screw Attack, but Punk also uses Screw Attack! When the both of them hit, both got hurt.
Samus: How did you do that?
Punk: In case you didn't know, I'm wearing an armor that is similar to your suit. The only exception is that it can't turn me into a ball.
Punk runs around the place until he glows.
Samus: He's mimicking my Speed Booster!
Punk performs shinespark and rams Samus!
Samus: Argh!!!!
Luigi: Samus!!!!
Samus: I'm not giving up!
Samus drops a power bomb. The explosion blasts Punk away!
Punk: Arg!
Pix: Keep it up!
Punk: I will destroy you!
Punk fires a spread of laser beams, but Samus avoids them via Matrix-style.
CF: Amazing move!
Samus runs in front of Punk and kicks him hard!
Punk: Oof!
Then she grabs him by the neck and uses flamethrower to burn him in the face!
Punk: AAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BURNING!!!!!!!
Samus kicks him into the sky and then grinds him with Screw Attack!
While still in the air, Samus charges up a shot and blast Punk all the way to the ground with a huge BANG!!!!!
Punk: AAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! OUT!!!!!
Punk: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm not finished yet!!!!
Samus drops a Morph Bomb on his head. BOOM! He fell again.
Punk: No...
Samus: This is it.
Announcer: Well, I bet everyone know who's the winner already.
Smashers: YEAH!!!!!!
They all ran up to Samus.
Mario: You did-a very good-a!
Bowser: Sammy!!!!! Here's a great big hug!
Announcer: I announce Samus as the champion!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in Eagleland...
Roy: She won!
Popo: I knew she could do it!
Marth: Let's cheer for her!!!!
Wario: All right, the show is over, so get back to your house.
Back to the show...
Punk: You're lucky this time. But the next time...
Pix: Cheer up. At least you got second place.
Pork: Yeah, let's go celebrate over it.
Punk: I'll be back.
So the 3 Pirates walks off.
There's one more chapter ahead.