Final Chapter
Phone: ring
Falco: (picks phone) No! This is not Pizza Palace!
Sapphire: Again...
Phone: ring
Falco: (picks phone) I said this is not... Oh, sorry. You want to speak to your daughter? Wait please. May!
Sapphire: It's Sapphire! (gets phone) Hello? Hey dad. You say I can come home now? I'd like to, but I will miss my friends here.
Ganondorf: Don't worry. We won't miss you.
Sapphire: All right, I'll go back on Thurday.
Dr. Mario: That's two days from now.
Ganondorf: Why not now? We can use our own personal plane to sent her home anytime.
Fox: But the wings are broken, the tires have deflated, the windows are shattered, and the cockpit is out of order. And most important, the lab key is missing. I can't get to the underground garage without that.
In the Tendo house...
CF: Let us cheer for our fellow Smasher, for she has won first place in the fighting contest.
Everyone: CHEER!!!!!
Samus: But I'm not that happy with the trophy.
Nabiki: Why? You don't like gold?
Samus: They spelled my name wrong. It writes "Anus Aran"!
Parry: Hahaha!
Samus: (Throws pie at Parry) Shut up!
Bowser: At least it isn't as bad as my passport, which spelled my name as "Booger Koopa".
G&W: Mine's was worse; it spelled "Lame & Watch"!
Luigi: No, Mewtwo has the funniest one! I remember it was spelled "Mooshoo"! Hahahaha!!!!
Suddenly, Mewtwo teleports in!
Mewtwo: You dare laugh at my name!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Hand flies in and throws a master ball at Mewtwo to trap him inside.
Mewtwo: Let me out!
Crazy: Come back home!
Luigi: Phew, that was close.
On the roof, there was Pix and Pork.
Pix: We'll bore a hole on the roof and then throw grenades inside. That'll blow them up.
Pork: Then we'll escape before it explodes with us. Achoo!
Kasumi: I heard someone sneezing.
DK: I don't see anyone wheezing.
Mario: Da sound comes from da roof.
Soun: Must be a thief!
Pix: I think they spot us. Quick, make the sound of a cat. Meow.
Kasumi: Oh, it's just a cat.
Ranma: Cat?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genma: My son is scared of cats.
Pork: Looks fun. I'll try the sound of Godzilla! RAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
CF: That's just Godzilla. Wait a minute... Godzilla?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pix: What are you doing?!?!?!
Pork: You made a cat's sound, so I made Godzilla's sound.
DK climbs onto the roof.
DK: So it was the two of you!
Pix: Now see what you've done!
DK uses Giant Punch to punch them into the night sky.
Pix: We're flying off!
Pork: Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
DK: Hooha! I'm the best. (Starts dancing)
The roof could not support his weight, so...
BANG!!!!
DK: WAH!!!!
Soun: Now you've made a hole on the roof!
Bowser: Get me some tools. I'll fix it for you.
Then rain pours down into the house through the hole.
Bowser: I said get me some tools quick.
Ranma (girl form): Hot water please...
G&W: I hate getting wet.
DK: Let me help you.
DK grabs and twists G&W, thus drying him.
G&W: That hurts, but is useful.
Two days later...
Soun: So you're leaving already.
G&W: We can't stay here forever.
Samus: Master Hand should be here any minute.
Parry: Before I go, which of you is Ranma's fiancée?
Ukyo/Shampoo: ME!!!!!!
Soun: No, it's Akane!
Akane: Dad!
Luigi: Heads up!
The Final Destination descends...
Master: Well, ready to go?
Happosai: Before you go, can I touch Samus's...
Samus: Want to touch my trophy? Here.
Happosai: That's not what I mean...
Luigi: What is Sapphire doing here?
Master: Her dad called in and wants her to go home.
Ranma: Is she the one you called "cute girl with the personality of a wild horse and strength of an oversized gorilla"?
Sapphire: All right! Who said that?!
Bowser: Parry.
Parry: Bowser.
Happosai: Another lovely girl!
Happosai grabs onto Sapphire's chest!
Sapphire: What are you doing?!!!!
Sapphire pulls away Happosai and claws his face!
Happosai: Waaaa...
Ranma: Serve ya right!
Bowser: When was the last time you cut your nails?
Sapphire: Let me think... 3 months ago, I guess.
Master: Are you ready to go?
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Bye-bye!
Ranma: The next time you come back, you better build up.
CF: I like your attitude. I will be stronger than before when we meet again!
Smashers: Good-bye!
And so, the Smashers took off into the sky...
About a day later...
Bowser: And because they don't have wooden boards, I used their table as a substitute to cover the hole on the roof.
Peach: Gee, hope they get a new table fast.
Ganondorf: It's so quiet without Sapphire around.
Falco: True. No more Tarzan-style shouting, door slamming, window shattering, and tree collapsing. It's just too quiet.
Samus: Here's the lab key.
Fox: Next time watch what you're packing.
CF: Hey, I just noticed a chessboard in my luggage. Where did this come from?
In Nerima...
Soun: Genma, did you see the chessboard?
Genma: I was looking for it also.
THE END...
Well, this ends the story. Sorry if the ending is a bit boring. My next story will be in the Ranma 1/2 section, not in the Smash Bros. Section. If you're interested to see that, then why not take a look?
Prophecy: The beast is dreadful and bloodthirsty; it will take the life of many. But the beast will fall to the head of the little one.
Phone: ring
Falco: (picks phone) No! This is not Pizza Palace!
Sapphire: Again...
Phone: ring
Falco: (picks phone) I said this is not... Oh, sorry. You want to speak to your daughter? Wait please. May!
Sapphire: It's Sapphire! (gets phone) Hello? Hey dad. You say I can come home now? I'd like to, but I will miss my friends here.
Ganondorf: Don't worry. We won't miss you.
Sapphire: All right, I'll go back on Thurday.
Dr. Mario: That's two days from now.
Ganondorf: Why not now? We can use our own personal plane to sent her home anytime.
Fox: But the wings are broken, the tires have deflated, the windows are shattered, and the cockpit is out of order. And most important, the lab key is missing. I can't get to the underground garage without that.
In the Tendo house...
CF: Let us cheer for our fellow Smasher, for she has won first place in the fighting contest.
Everyone: CHEER!!!!!
Samus: But I'm not that happy with the trophy.
Nabiki: Why? You don't like gold?
Samus: They spelled my name wrong. It writes "Anus Aran"!
Parry: Hahaha!
Samus: (Throws pie at Parry) Shut up!
Bowser: At least it isn't as bad as my passport, which spelled my name as "Booger Koopa".
G&W: Mine's was worse; it spelled "Lame & Watch"!
Luigi: No, Mewtwo has the funniest one! I remember it was spelled "Mooshoo"! Hahahaha!!!!
Suddenly, Mewtwo teleports in!
Mewtwo: You dare laugh at my name!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Hand flies in and throws a master ball at Mewtwo to trap him inside.
Mewtwo: Let me out!
Crazy: Come back home!
Luigi: Phew, that was close.
On the roof, there was Pix and Pork.
Pix: We'll bore a hole on the roof and then throw grenades inside. That'll blow them up.
Pork: Then we'll escape before it explodes with us. Achoo!
Kasumi: I heard someone sneezing.
DK: I don't see anyone wheezing.
Mario: Da sound comes from da roof.
Soun: Must be a thief!
Pix: I think they spot us. Quick, make the sound of a cat. Meow.
Kasumi: Oh, it's just a cat.
Ranma: Cat?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genma: My son is scared of cats.
Pork: Looks fun. I'll try the sound of Godzilla! RAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
CF: That's just Godzilla. Wait a minute... Godzilla?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pix: What are you doing?!?!?!
Pork: You made a cat's sound, so I made Godzilla's sound.
DK climbs onto the roof.
DK: So it was the two of you!
Pix: Now see what you've done!
DK uses Giant Punch to punch them into the night sky.
Pix: We're flying off!
Pork: Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
DK: Hooha! I'm the best. (Starts dancing)
The roof could not support his weight, so...
BANG!!!!
DK: WAH!!!!
Soun: Now you've made a hole on the roof!
Bowser: Get me some tools. I'll fix it for you.
Then rain pours down into the house through the hole.
Bowser: I said get me some tools quick.
Ranma (girl form): Hot water please...
G&W: I hate getting wet.
DK: Let me help you.
DK grabs and twists G&W, thus drying him.
G&W: That hurts, but is useful.
Two days later...
Soun: So you're leaving already.
G&W: We can't stay here forever.
Samus: Master Hand should be here any minute.
Parry: Before I go, which of you is Ranma's fiancée?
Ukyo/Shampoo: ME!!!!!!
Soun: No, it's Akane!
Akane: Dad!
Luigi: Heads up!
The Final Destination descends...
Master: Well, ready to go?
Happosai: Before you go, can I touch Samus's...
Samus: Want to touch my trophy? Here.
Happosai: That's not what I mean...
Luigi: What is Sapphire doing here?
Master: Her dad called in and wants her to go home.
Ranma: Is she the one you called "cute girl with the personality of a wild horse and strength of an oversized gorilla"?
Sapphire: All right! Who said that?!
Bowser: Parry.
Parry: Bowser.
Happosai: Another lovely girl!
Happosai grabs onto Sapphire's chest!
Sapphire: What are you doing?!!!!
Sapphire pulls away Happosai and claws his face!
Happosai: Waaaa...
Ranma: Serve ya right!
Bowser: When was the last time you cut your nails?
Sapphire: Let me think... 3 months ago, I guess.
Master: Are you ready to go?
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Bye-bye!
Ranma: The next time you come back, you better build up.
CF: I like your attitude. I will be stronger than before when we meet again!
Smashers: Good-bye!
And so, the Smashers took off into the sky...
About a day later...
Bowser: And because they don't have wooden boards, I used their table as a substitute to cover the hole on the roof.
Peach: Gee, hope they get a new table fast.
Ganondorf: It's so quiet without Sapphire around.
Falco: True. No more Tarzan-style shouting, door slamming, window shattering, and tree collapsing. It's just too quiet.
Samus: Here's the lab key.
Fox: Next time watch what you're packing.
CF: Hey, I just noticed a chessboard in my luggage. Where did this come from?
In Nerima...
Soun: Genma, did you see the chessboard?
Genma: I was looking for it also.
THE END...
Well, this ends the story. Sorry if the ending is a bit boring. My next story will be in the Ranma 1/2 section, not in the Smash Bros. Section. If you're interested to see that, then why not take a look?
Prophecy: The beast is dreadful and bloodthirsty; it will take the life of many. But the beast will fall to the head of the little one.