Chapter Five

"Are you ready yet?" asked Rando. "We want to know if Botan can come?" asked Kurama "Is she the one with the blue hair?" asked Rando. "Yes," Hiei answered. "I guess she can come since she's not a human," Rando answered. "Well, she's who we're waiting for," Kurama said. "Hey, everybody," Botan and Keiko said getting out of Keiko's mom's car. "Botan, come with us," Kurama said. "Where are we going?" asked Botan. "To Rando's house," Kurama said. "Yusuke, you should stay here," Botan said. "Rando said I couldn't come anyway," Yusuke explained. "Good!" Botan said. "I'll keep a watch on him to make sure he doesn't do anything problematic," Keiko said. "Okay," Botan agreed, "Thanks." "You're welcome," Keiko called after her. "We're here," Rando said. "Your house looks just like Hiei's," Kurama said. "Doesn't it Hiei?" he asked, looking at the smaller demon. "Hn," Hiei grunted. "Rachelle!" Rando called. "Hey, Kurama, Hiei, and Botan," Rachelle greeted. "Do you like my home?" she asked. "Yes," Kurama said. "Thanks," Rachelle said. "Hey, mom," Kurama said walking into the hospital room. "Hello, Suichii," Shiori said. "This is my husband, Rando," Rachelle said dragging Rando over to Kurama's mom. "Nice to meet you, Rando," Shiori said. "Nice to meet you too," greeted the red headed demon. "Are you'll thinking of having kids?" Shiori asked. "I don't know," Rachelle answered. "You should, you'd make a great mom," Shiori assured the young girl. "Hey, guys what's up?" asked Yusuke walking into the room. "Yusuke, what a surprise!" Botan said sarcastically. "That was so funny I forgot to laugh," Yusuke said, "What are you'll talking about?" "Suichii's mom was asking Rachelle if she and Rando were going to have kids," Botan explained. "Ha! Rando a dad, you're kidding right? I mean come on!" Yusuke said laughing. "Actually, they're quite serious," Kurama said. "Really?" Yusuke asked. "Uh-huh," Rachelle said staring at Yusuke, with hatred in her eyes. "Huh, so you weren't joking," Yusuke, said. "NO!" Rachelle snapped. "Alright, alright, you don't have snap at me," Yusuke said retreating. "I don't blame her for snapping at you," Keiko said taking up for Rachelle. "Why'd you laugh, when I asked if they were going to have kids?" asked Shiori. "Uh, no, reason," Yusuke said. "What he means is nobody would ever think of Rando as a dad," Kuwabara explained lying. "Why?" Shiori asked, confusingly. "Uh, we just ... don't," Keiko said acting quickly. We have to go," Kurama said. "Okay, bye," Shiori said to her son. "Good job, Keiko!" Yusuke said rewarding her. "Your welcome," Keiko said appreciatively. "Humph," Rachelle grunted, frantically. "What's her problem?" asked Yusuke. "I don't know, she usually keeps to herself," Kurama said. "So, what you're saying is she acts like Hiei," Yusuke said. "Exactly," Kurama said. "But, I thought she was your sister!" Yusuke said jokingly. "She is, you see Hiei's little sister doesn't know that they're related and Hiei won't tell her," Kurama explained. "Jasmine and Hiei's sister live in Koorime, which is the ice world, because they're Ice Apparitions," Koenma explained appearing out of nowhere. "Ice what?" asked Kuwabara, dumbly. "Ice apparitions," Koenma repeated. "They make a jewel, that only the Ice Apparitions maidens can make. They make it with their tears," he said. "Then why's Rachelle here?" asked Yusuke. "That's a very good question," Koenma said, while staring at Rachelle. "I came here to see Rando," Rachelle explained. "Well, I'll make a deal with you, if Rando stops killing people you can stay in the human world with him, and he won't go to Spirit World," Koenma said. "Okay," Rando agreed. "I remember Hiei's sister," Yusuke said. "Her name's Yukina right?" he asked. "YUKINA'S HIEI'S LITTLE SISTER?" Kuwabara asked, looking stunned, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "We didn't want to ruin your fun," Botan explained. "I don't think Hiei will mind that you like his sister," Kurama explained. "Do you Hiei?" he asked. "Hn," Hiei said. "We're only half siblings and I want her to be happy," Hiei said. "If Kuwabara makes her happy, fine I don't care," he said. "Yeah, Yukina gets to be my girlfriend!" Kuwabara cheered. "That's if she wants you as a boyfriend," Rachelle said, as Kuwabara's face fell. "Who invited you in the conversation?" Kuwabara asked. "I invited myself," Rachelle smiled. "Ha, ha, she told you!" Keiko laughed. "BE QUIET!" Kuwabara screamed. "SHUT-UP, KUWABARA! Yusuke yelled. "Okay, I'll leave your girlfriend alone," teased Kuwabara. "At least I can get one, that's not a demon!" Yusuke said, as he started laughing. "I bet she doesn't even like you," he said. "Hiei, why aren't you saying anything, he's talking about your sister," Kuwabara said. "No, actually he's talking about you and everything he's saying is true, Yukina might have heeled you, that doesn't actually means that she likes you in that way," Hiei explained. "She heels birds and other animals and she doesn't like them in that way," he explained. "You know, sometimes you get on my nerves with all your smart talk," Kuwabara said. "IF you don't like it, then don't ask me questions, talk to me, or talk about Yukina like that," Hiei said walking away. "You really got him mad, Kuwabara," Yusuke said. "Yeah! I know," Kuwabara, said shocked by the way Hiei was acting. "Wonder what got under his skin?" he said. "Who knows," answered Yusuke. "Maybe, Kurama knows," Keiko suggested. "NO, I don't I told you Hiei can be a pretty mysterious guy!" Kurama yelled. "What about you Rando?" asked Koenma. "I just met him what would I know?" Rando asked. "I know," Rachelle said, as she just started listening in, "It's pretty obvious." "What?" asked Yusuke. "Hiei doesn't like it when Kuwabara talks about Yukina that way, whether she knows or remembers him," Rachelle explained. "You should come to my school, then we'd both be the smartest students in the school," Keiko said. "What about us?" asked Yusuke and Kuwabara, dumbly "Like I said we'd be the two smartest people in the school," Keiko repeated. "And if Botan joined it would be all three of us," she said. "You know I might just do that," Botan said. "I've always loved school," Rachelle smirked. "You need parents to sign you up, though," Keiko said. "My sister could act as one of your parents," suggested Kuwabara. "Okay," Keiko said. "And since Botan knows her she can pretend to be her mom," Keiko said. "I would say Koenma could act as my dad, but his human form is a teenager," Botan said. "KOENMA HAS A TEENAGE HUMAN FORM!" Yusuke exclaimed. "Yes, but he still has his pacifier," Botan said. "My dad could be Rando," Rachelle suggested. "YEAH!" Keiko and Botan said at the same time. "Kurama, can you be Botan's dad?" asked Rachelle. "I guess," Kurama agreed, reluctantly. "Superb!" Botan exclaimed. "Now all you need is a mom," Keiko told Rachelle. "Now, let's see," the three girls said. "What about Genkai?" suggested Botan. "Who's she?" asked Keiko. "An old lady who taught me and Rando some of her fighting techniques," Yusuke said. "She's a physic," Rando explained. Or maybe ... oh, I give up," Keiko said. "We do too," Rachelle said, tiredly. "I'll just say Rando's my dad and he and my mom got divorced," she said. "Good idea," said Botan and Keiko. "I want to go to school too," whined Koenma. "But Koenma sir, you're too little!" Botan protested. "I'll turn myself into a teenager," Koenma said. "Hiei, could you come here for a second?" asked Koenma. "What?" asked Hiei coming over. "I'm going to turn myself into a teenager to go to Yusuke's school and I need an... um... parent and I was wondering if you'd consider being my dad?" Koenma smiled, slightly. "Ha, ha, ha, Hiei your dad!" laughed Kuwabara. "Yeah!" said Yusuke laughing too. "NO!" Hiei screamed. "But, Hiei," Koenma said, "I'll give you something in return." "Like what?" Hiei asked. "I'll let you go visit Yukina," Koenma said. "No," Hiei said. "Uh, you can go out on a date with Rachelle," Koenma said. "No," Hiei said. "Don't forget I'm married," Rachelle said. "What about a date with Keiko?" suggested Koenma. "I don't like humans," Hiei said. "She's taken anyway," Yusuke said. "Uh... Botan," Koenma said. "But, Koenma!" Botan protested. "And she's not married nor does she have a boyfriend," Koenma said. "No," Hiei said. "I'll only do it, if you tell me if something's wrong with Yukina not like you did last time about not telling me," he said. "Done," Koenma said. "Kuwabara, we have to get to your house fast to ask your sister if she'll be Botan's pretend mom, school starts in five minutes," Keiko said. "Okay," Kuwabara said, as he and the others ran to his house. "Sis, can you do me a favor?" asked Kuwabara. "What?" asked Shizuru. "Well, you see Botan wants to go to school and she needs a parent, Kurama already offered to be her dad, now she needs you to be her mom," Keiko said. "That depends on who Kurama is," Shizuru said. "Him!" everybody said pointing at the red headed fox demon. "Sure! I'll be her mom," Shizuru said not taking her eyes off Kurama. "Koenma's going too, Hiei's pretending to be his dad," Botan said. "Who's his mom?" asked Shizuru. "Listen you're my mom, not Koenma's," Botan said. "I know," Shizuru said, while lighting a cigarette. "Who's her dad?" she asked pointing at Rachelle. "Rando," Yusuke said pointing at the red headed demon. "Who's her mom?" Shizuru asked. "YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE MY MOM!" Botan yelled. "I know, I was just wondering," Shizuru explained. "Rando's my husband and he's pretending to be my dad, so wonder somewhere else," Rachelle said, as she watched Shizuru. "How old are you, kid?" asked Shizuru. "I'm a demon, and I'm 19- years old in human year, but in demon years or fox years, I'm 250," Rachelle said. "Don't you think you're too young to have a husband?" Shizuru asked. "No," Rachelle said. "We have to go, we only have two minutes left," Keiko said, so everybody left to get to the school on time. "The office is that way," Keiko told Rachelle, Botan, Koenma, Hiei, Kurama, and Shizuru. So, they all followed Keiko's directions and got to the office as soon as the bell rung.

"May I help you?" asked a man in the office. "Yes, we want to enroll our daughter, Botan in your school," Shizuru said. "She's very smart and is good friends with Keiko Ukimora," Kurama said. "Okay, then we'll put her in Keiko's class," the man at the desk said. "And you are?" he said. "My name's Kurama and I am her father," Kurama lied. "My name's Shizuru and I'm her mother," Shizuru said. "Okay I'll take you to Mr. Tenrio's class in one minute," the office man said. "What's your name?" asked Kurama. "Mr. Dillard," the office man answered. "May I help you?" he asked. "Be good on your first day of school, Botan!" Shizuru laughed. "Bye!" Botan called after her pretend parents. "I want to enroll my daughter, Rachelle in your school," Rando said. "Okay, and your name is?" asked Mr. Dillard. "Rando, and I'm her father," Rando said. "Where's her mother?" asked Mr. Dillard. "We're divorced, and I got to keep our daughter," Rando explained. "Alright, it would be good if she was in Botan's class, she, Botan, and Keiko have been friends since they were two years old," he said. "Okay, you just stand next to Botan and I'll take you'll to Mr. Tenrio's class," Mr. Dillard said. "Now, may I help you?" Mr. Dillard asked Hiei. "I want to enroll my son Koenma here," Hiei said, not really paying attention to Mr. Dillard. "May I ask where his mother is?" asked Mr. Dillard. "I'm right here," said a little short old lady running in. "And your name is?" asked Mr. Dillard. "Genkai," Genkai said. "I'm Hiei, his father," said Hiei. "Okay, I'll just go and put you in the same class as them girls," Mr. Dillard said. "And I'm sorry but you'll have to give your pacifier to your mother or father because they're not allowed here," Mr. Dillard said. "Oh, sorry," apologized Koenma giving the pacifier to Hiei. "Do you know any of them girls?" asked Mr. Dillard. "I just met Jasmine a few days ago and Keiko's been my friends for years with Yusuke Urameshi and Kuzuma Kuwabara," Koenma explained. "And Botan's been my girlfriend for as long as I've known Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara," he said. "I have," Botan whispered to Rachelle. "Just play along," Rachelle said. "Alright, now just follow me," Mr. Dillard said. "See you after school dad," said a teen Koenma. Mr. Tenrio, you have some new students," Mr. Dillard said. "Come in, come in," said Mr. Tenrio. "Now, come in front of the class and introduce yourself, you don't have to say your last name," he said. "My name's Botan," Botan said. "Botan do you know anybody in this class?" asked Mr. Tenrio. "Uh, yes, Keiko, Yusuke, and Kuwabara," Botan said. "Do you know the two new students," Mr. Tenrio asked? "Yes, sir," Botan said. "Okay, you sit beside Keiko," Mr. Tenrio told her. "And what's your name?" he asked. "Koenma," Koenma answered. "Do you know anybody in this class or any of the new students?" Mr. Tenrio asked. "Yes, I know Keiko, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, and the girl beside me," Koenma said. "How do you know the girl beside you?" asked Mr. Tenrio. "I met her a few days ago," Koenma said. "He's cute!" snickered two girls in the back of the room. "Judy, Caroline, do you two have something to share with the class?" asked Mr. Tenrio. "No, sir," they said. "Okay, then shut-up," he said. "Yes, sir," said the two girls. "I've known Keiko, ever since we were little kids," Koenma said. "I've known Yusuke for the same amount," he said. "Botan's been my girlfriend, even longer," Koenma said. "Oh, man, he already has a girlfriend," Judy moaned. "Yeah, I heard," Caroline, said. "Caroline, Judy, principles office now," Mr. Tenrio ordered.

Note to the reviewers: Pai927: -I'm glad u like the story is this what u mean by separating paragraphs? Komodo dragon: Hey, I'm glad u like, is this what u mean by separating paragraphs?