Hehe, definitely most retarded chpater of this series...
Roar. Bwahahahaha.
Dish & Dis Claimers: See Chapter 2.
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How Do YOU Eat a Reeses: Yu-Gi-Oh Style
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Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
Kaiba throws Reeses to BEUD
Middle Head: ROARRR! (T: I CALL IT!)
Left Head: ROOOAR! (T: OH NO YOU DON'T!)
Right Head: RRROAR! (T: HEY, I WANT SOME TOO!)
Left and Right Heads look at each other and get same idea
both turn to Middle Head and bite/chew off his neck
Middle Head: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK THAT HURTS!!!!!!)
Middle Head twitches randomly on ground
Left and Right Heads look at each other
Left Head: RROOAARR! ROOOARRRRRRRRRRR!(T: SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO? THERE'S STILL TWO OF US AND ONLY ONE REESES!)
Right Head: RRRRROOAAARR! (T: I KNOW! LET'S PLAY THUMB WARS FOR IT!)
Left Head: ROOAAAAAAAAAR! (T: YOU IDIOT! OUR FEEBLE EXCUSES FOR HANDS CAN'T EVEN REACH EACH OTHER!!!)
Right Head: roar. rroar. (T: oh. i knew that.)
Left Head: RRRooAR! (T: HEY! LET'S JUST SPLIT IT 50-50!)
Right Head: ROAR! (T: OK!)
Left and Right Heads each grab half and eat it
Middle Head: rooooooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?????????!!!!!! (T: Why didn't we all just do that BEFORE YOU FRICKIN DECAPITATED MY HEAD?????????!!!!!!!)
Left Head: Rooooaaaaaar. (T: Because we're greedy bitches and it's easier to divide a Reeses by 2 than 3.)
Middle Head: --;; twitches
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Heh. Violence. Isn't it great?
Aww, Reeses didn't get to say anything this chapter. Here you go Reeses, you can say something now!
Reeses: ...
Well, last chapter for now. I'll probably think of another after my English exam tomorrow. WOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT! TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!
cries But that means my Mikey-poo IS LEAVING!!!!!! sobs uncontrollably
Who the hell is Mikey-poo, you ask?
THE HOTTEST AND FUNNIEST SEXY MAN EVER!!!! Yes, I even daresay HOTTER THAN ANYONE IN THE YU-GI-OH! CAST!!!!!
But he doesn't love me the same way I love him.
...
...
...
WHY ME?????
(I really need a Live Journal account to rant on. If anyone has a code, PLEASE!!!!! I NEED IT!!!!!)
Roar. Bwahahahaha.
Dish & Dis Claimers: See Chapter 2.
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How Do YOU Eat a Reeses: Yu-Gi-Oh Style
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Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
Kaiba throws Reeses to BEUD
Middle Head: ROARRR! (T: I CALL IT!)
Left Head: ROOOAR! (T: OH NO YOU DON'T!)
Right Head: RRROAR! (T: HEY, I WANT SOME TOO!)
Left and Right Heads look at each other and get same idea
both turn to Middle Head and bite/chew off his neck
Middle Head: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK THAT HURTS!!!!!!)
Middle Head twitches randomly on ground
Left and Right Heads look at each other
Left Head: RROOAARR! ROOOARRRRRRRRRRR!(T: SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO? THERE'S STILL TWO OF US AND ONLY ONE REESES!)
Right Head: RRRRROOAAARR! (T: I KNOW! LET'S PLAY THUMB WARS FOR IT!)
Left Head: ROOAAAAAAAAAR! (T: YOU IDIOT! OUR FEEBLE EXCUSES FOR HANDS CAN'T EVEN REACH EACH OTHER!!!)
Right Head: roar. rroar. (T: oh. i knew that.)
Left Head: RRRooAR! (T: HEY! LET'S JUST SPLIT IT 50-50!)
Right Head: ROAR! (T: OK!)
Left and Right Heads each grab half and eat it
Middle Head: rooooooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?????????!!!!!! (T: Why didn't we all just do that BEFORE YOU FRICKIN DECAPITATED MY HEAD?????????!!!!!!!)
Left Head: Rooooaaaaaar. (T: Because we're greedy bitches and it's easier to divide a Reeses by 2 than 3.)
Middle Head: --;; twitches
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Heh. Violence. Isn't it great?
Aww, Reeses didn't get to say anything this chapter. Here you go Reeses, you can say something now!
Reeses: ...
Well, last chapter for now. I'll probably think of another after my English exam tomorrow. WOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT! TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!
cries But that means my Mikey-poo IS LEAVING!!!!!! sobs uncontrollably
Who the hell is Mikey-poo, you ask?
THE HOTTEST AND FUNNIEST SEXY MAN EVER!!!! Yes, I even daresay HOTTER THAN ANYONE IN THE YU-GI-OH! CAST!!!!!
But he doesn't love me the same way I love him.
...
...
...
WHY ME?????
(I really need a Live Journal account to rant on. If anyone has a code, PLEASE!!!!! I NEED IT!!!!!)