Sorry for waiting a bit, I'm trying feverishly to finish up my Zelda parody
and it takes a lot of time to get done, along with trying to fit in other
ideas, this might take a while, but once I'm done with the Zelda parody,
the updates will be a lot quicker, so PLEEEEEEEEEASE be patient, thank you.
This is starting when Isaac finds it (if you heard the song, you know what I mean, if not, you'll figure it out eventually)
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"Isaac, get up"
nothing
"Isaac, get up"
still nothing
"GET UP ALREADY"
"AHH-oh, jeez Larry, you don't have to shout"
"Actually, Isaac, when it comes to getting you up, I definitely have to shout. I mean, you are a heavy sleeper"
"I guess you're right. Changing the subject, what am I doing today?"
"Hold on a moment" Larry tuned out. Larry was a robot working as a messenger between Isaac and the priests so the priests could tell everyone, Isaac, in this case, knew what the priests were commanding him to do that day without going door-to-door, which would be extremely difficult because of all of the cities. Larry tuned back in. "It's the weedy season in your yard, so you got some digging in there to do, then you can rest until 6:30, when you have a date with Mia at Felix's Palace for Beef and Chicken".
Isaac was overjoyed about the date. The priests were not particularly good at "pairing up" people, but both Isaac and Mia liked each other a lot, and Isaac loved it when he had a date with Mia. "YES!" he shouted in his boy- am-I-happy kind of voice.
"Well, you better get to work, you're already somewhat behind schedule" Larry told him.
"OK" Isaac got his spade and put his work clothes on and went outside. "Finding and pulling weeds, finding and pulling weeds" he sang to himself when he heard a metal "clang" when something connected with his spade. He then quickly went inside to get his shovel to dig out whatever clanged with his spade before. After he dug it out he called and quickly arrived.
"What is it" Larry asked Isaac questioningly (if that's even a word)
"I was hoping you could tell me, all I can say is it's a chest" Isaac replied, and then saw something engraved in it. "Hey wait a sec, listen to this 'whoever opens this chest will change the course of human history forever'. Sounds like magic to me, you think I should open it, Larry."
Larry just stood there staring at the engraving with the utmost curiosity, thinking, and thinking. "I'll ask the priests what to do" he said, then left.
"Okay" Isaac replied. He knew it was the right thing to do, but wasn't sure if they SHOULD know. While Larry was getting an answer, he continued to dig up and pull weeds, like he was supposed to do. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stop thinking about what was in the box. Then, suddenly, someone crept up on him from behind.
"HAH!"
Isaac turned around and jumped. "GARET!"
Garet shrugged. "Sorry Isaac, I just had to do that. So, what are you doing?" he asked.
"It's the weedy season in my yard, so that's what I'm doing here. Larry's talking to the priests about whether I should open up the chest over there." Isaac pointed to the chest.
"I wouldn't even wait for Larry to come back, I'd just open it now and see what's in there" Garet replied. But before Isaac could open it, Larry came back.
"Here's what you do" he said. "Open it, but show the priests what it is first thing tomorrow. If you don't, they'll find you, they know where you live."
"They should know where you live" Garet said jokingly.
"Yes they should" Isaac replied and walked over to the chest. Slowly and reluctantly, he opened the chest and saw...something he, or any of them, could identify.
"What is it?" Larry asked
"I don't know" Garet replied
"Me neither" Isaac said. "I don't even know what to do with it until tomorrow.
"I know a wise man who could probably tell you what it is, he's down the store from the old food store" Garet said and gave Isaac a business card saying "come to Kraden's (I know no one likes him, I don't either, but I thought it was right to give him a part) ancient object identification place".
"I'll check it out after I'm done pulling weeds" Isaac said and got back to work. Larry left soon after and Garet had to get back home. Isaac continued to pull weeds, but, as always, could never fully concentrate, but that's hard when you know exactly how your day's going to end up anyway. And, like all our adventures, the last part is the toughest, and Isaac couldn't seem to pull the last weed.
"COME ON WEED!" he shouted out. He just couldn't seem to get it, like it was attached to something heavy. But after some work, he got it out and said in relief "done", then summoned Larry.
"What is it, boss?" he asked
"I'm done, so I'm going to town"
"Okay, have fun"
Isaac left for the town, and Larry was left to guard the house. But before he could reach the town, he stumbled upon his arch-enemy, Picard (I know he has 2 names, but I'm using this one by popular demand, if you want me to change it, just ask).
"Hello Isaac" he sneered. But in truth, he was jealous because the priests chose Isaac to date Mia instead of him, he never forgave Isaac, and probably never will.
"Hey Pic" Isaac said as if they were the best of friends. At that moment, Picard grabbed Isaac's neck. "OW, OW! Isaac grunted, short of breath.
"Don't play games with me, Isaac. You know what I want, and you're the one that can give it to me, so when you get a date with Mia, you come see me" he shot one last glare at Isaac, let him go, and left. Isaac collapsed on the ground in a heap and rubbed his neck.
"That guy is gonna get it one day"
Isaac eventually reached town and started looking for Kraden's artifact place. Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked around. Eventually, someone gave him the directions. But when he walked in, he was amazed at how many things were in there that he couldn't name. The person standing at the desk welcomed him.
"Hi, and welcome to Kraden's ancient object identification place. I'm Sheba, are you here to pick something up or have an object identified." She said really fast.
"The second one" Isaac responded. He lost pace.
"Okay" she said. "KRADEN" she screamed. Isaac flinched
"Yikes" he said to himself after flinching.
"He'll be out after awhile, he's pretty old, hence the fact that he's pretty slow. You know how it is" she explained to him. "Everyone in town who knows him is expecting him to pass away soon, but no one knows with this guy" she further explained to him. Soon after, Kraden came slowly out.
"You want me" he said in a slow, raspy voice that signified his age.
"We have a customer" Sheba told him. Before she could finish, Isaac interrupted, thinking she was done.
"I need something identified" he held up the item in the chest he found in his backyard.
Kraden adjusted his glasses. "Ah, come in the back with me"
"Okay" so they started off for the back of the room, and because Kraden is so slow...
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...I have to end the chapter there. If you liked it, tell me. If you don't like it, remember that I'm not great at this.
Also, my Zelda parody is done, so this is #1 priority now
Review or ROUS (rodent of unusual size) will find you
This is starting when Isaac finds it (if you heard the song, you know what I mean, if not, you'll figure it out eventually)
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"Isaac, get up"
nothing
"Isaac, get up"
still nothing
"GET UP ALREADY"
"AHH-oh, jeez Larry, you don't have to shout"
"Actually, Isaac, when it comes to getting you up, I definitely have to shout. I mean, you are a heavy sleeper"
"I guess you're right. Changing the subject, what am I doing today?"
"Hold on a moment" Larry tuned out. Larry was a robot working as a messenger between Isaac and the priests so the priests could tell everyone, Isaac, in this case, knew what the priests were commanding him to do that day without going door-to-door, which would be extremely difficult because of all of the cities. Larry tuned back in. "It's the weedy season in your yard, so you got some digging in there to do, then you can rest until 6:30, when you have a date with Mia at Felix's Palace for Beef and Chicken".
Isaac was overjoyed about the date. The priests were not particularly good at "pairing up" people, but both Isaac and Mia liked each other a lot, and Isaac loved it when he had a date with Mia. "YES!" he shouted in his boy- am-I-happy kind of voice.
"Well, you better get to work, you're already somewhat behind schedule" Larry told him.
"OK" Isaac got his spade and put his work clothes on and went outside. "Finding and pulling weeds, finding and pulling weeds" he sang to himself when he heard a metal "clang" when something connected with his spade. He then quickly went inside to get his shovel to dig out whatever clanged with his spade before. After he dug it out he called and quickly arrived.
"What is it" Larry asked Isaac questioningly (if that's even a word)
"I was hoping you could tell me, all I can say is it's a chest" Isaac replied, and then saw something engraved in it. "Hey wait a sec, listen to this 'whoever opens this chest will change the course of human history forever'. Sounds like magic to me, you think I should open it, Larry."
Larry just stood there staring at the engraving with the utmost curiosity, thinking, and thinking. "I'll ask the priests what to do" he said, then left.
"Okay" Isaac replied. He knew it was the right thing to do, but wasn't sure if they SHOULD know. While Larry was getting an answer, he continued to dig up and pull weeds, like he was supposed to do. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stop thinking about what was in the box. Then, suddenly, someone crept up on him from behind.
"HAH!"
Isaac turned around and jumped. "GARET!"
Garet shrugged. "Sorry Isaac, I just had to do that. So, what are you doing?" he asked.
"It's the weedy season in my yard, so that's what I'm doing here. Larry's talking to the priests about whether I should open up the chest over there." Isaac pointed to the chest.
"I wouldn't even wait for Larry to come back, I'd just open it now and see what's in there" Garet replied. But before Isaac could open it, Larry came back.
"Here's what you do" he said. "Open it, but show the priests what it is first thing tomorrow. If you don't, they'll find you, they know where you live."
"They should know where you live" Garet said jokingly.
"Yes they should" Isaac replied and walked over to the chest. Slowly and reluctantly, he opened the chest and saw...something he, or any of them, could identify.
"What is it?" Larry asked
"I don't know" Garet replied
"Me neither" Isaac said. "I don't even know what to do with it until tomorrow.
"I know a wise man who could probably tell you what it is, he's down the store from the old food store" Garet said and gave Isaac a business card saying "come to Kraden's (I know no one likes him, I don't either, but I thought it was right to give him a part) ancient object identification place".
"I'll check it out after I'm done pulling weeds" Isaac said and got back to work. Larry left soon after and Garet had to get back home. Isaac continued to pull weeds, but, as always, could never fully concentrate, but that's hard when you know exactly how your day's going to end up anyway. And, like all our adventures, the last part is the toughest, and Isaac couldn't seem to pull the last weed.
"COME ON WEED!" he shouted out. He just couldn't seem to get it, like it was attached to something heavy. But after some work, he got it out and said in relief "done", then summoned Larry.
"What is it, boss?" he asked
"I'm done, so I'm going to town"
"Okay, have fun"
Isaac left for the town, and Larry was left to guard the house. But before he could reach the town, he stumbled upon his arch-enemy, Picard (I know he has 2 names, but I'm using this one by popular demand, if you want me to change it, just ask).
"Hello Isaac" he sneered. But in truth, he was jealous because the priests chose Isaac to date Mia instead of him, he never forgave Isaac, and probably never will.
"Hey Pic" Isaac said as if they were the best of friends. At that moment, Picard grabbed Isaac's neck. "OW, OW! Isaac grunted, short of breath.
"Don't play games with me, Isaac. You know what I want, and you're the one that can give it to me, so when you get a date with Mia, you come see me" he shot one last glare at Isaac, let him go, and left. Isaac collapsed on the ground in a heap and rubbed his neck.
"That guy is gonna get it one day"
Isaac eventually reached town and started looking for Kraden's artifact place. Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked around. Eventually, someone gave him the directions. But when he walked in, he was amazed at how many things were in there that he couldn't name. The person standing at the desk welcomed him.
"Hi, and welcome to Kraden's ancient object identification place. I'm Sheba, are you here to pick something up or have an object identified." She said really fast.
"The second one" Isaac responded. He lost pace.
"Okay" she said. "KRADEN" she screamed. Isaac flinched
"Yikes" he said to himself after flinching.
"He'll be out after awhile, he's pretty old, hence the fact that he's pretty slow. You know how it is" she explained to him. "Everyone in town who knows him is expecting him to pass away soon, but no one knows with this guy" she further explained to him. Soon after, Kraden came slowly out.
"You want me" he said in a slow, raspy voice that signified his age.
"We have a customer" Sheba told him. Before she could finish, Isaac interrupted, thinking she was done.
"I need something identified" he held up the item in the chest he found in his backyard.
Kraden adjusted his glasses. "Ah, come in the back with me"
"Okay" so they started off for the back of the room, and because Kraden is so slow...
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...I have to end the chapter there. If you liked it, tell me. If you don't like it, remember that I'm not great at this.
Also, my Zelda parody is done, so this is #1 priority now
Review or ROUS (rodent of unusual size) will find you