Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters! Except for a few but Inuyasha, Kagome, Koga, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken are not mine! They belong to Rumiko Tagahashi!
A/N: For the record this was my favorite chapter to write just because it was so funny. =-= It's really short but its funny; this is definitely the humor in my fic! ENJOY!
Chapter 3: Manly Things
Intro: In Mid-May the rain had stopped, and the sun was out. Inuyasha and Kagome felt this was a perfect time to take Gogatsu to Sesshomaru's castle. The only problem is Inuyasha can't find Gogatsu.
::early in the morning Inuyasha is frantically looking around as though he has misplaced something::
Inuyasha- "Gogatsu? Where did you go, son?"
Kagome- "What's wrong?"
Inuyasha- ::stunned:: "Uh... nothing... just... looking."
Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
Kagome- "For what? I'll help."
Inuyasha- "Nothing, nothing. It's a uh... manly thing?"
Kagome- "Manly thing huh? Men don't have 'manly things.'"
Inuyasha- "Well, why not? Women have womanly things, why can't men have manly things?"
Kagome- "Because they don't. Now quit fooling around and go grab Gogatsu."
Inuyasha- "But I have to find my... uh... manly thing. Men need something to call their own."
Kagome- "Inuyasha, would you be looking for your son?"
Inuyasha- "Son? ::starts sweating:: No, no, no, no, no ::shaking hands:: my dear, sweet, lovely Kagome."
Kagome- "Find our son."
Inuyasha- "Yes, mamma." ::runs off:: Where could that boy have gotten to? He was right behind me a second ago.
::Kagome walks up behind Inuyasha and picks up Gogatsu::
Kagome- "Inuyasha, I found your manly thing and I'm leaving with it right now."
Inuyasha- "Yeah, yeah, great Kagome." ::doesn't seem to notice Gogatsu in her hands:: Where could he be... ah ha! The laundry basket! ::runs to the laundry basket, brought by Kagome from her time::
Gogatsu- "Bye bye, daddy!"
Inuyasha- "Yeah, uh-huh. Bye Gogatsu." ::Inuyasha still doesn't realize Gogatsu in his mother's arms:: Geez, you'd think this kid were invisible or something.
::Kagome gets out of the house and to the woods before Inuyasha realizes...::
Wait a minute! Aw, man! I hope this isn't one of those things Kagome tells Sesshomaru! I'll be dogged for that one all day.
::Inuyasha runs out of the house to catch up with his mate and his son::
A/N: Funny, eh? I wouldn't expect many to find it humorous... I have a weird sense of humor. Off to type the next chapter!
A/N: For the record this was my favorite chapter to write just because it was so funny. =-= It's really short but its funny; this is definitely the humor in my fic! ENJOY!
Chapter 3: Manly Things
Intro: In Mid-May the rain had stopped, and the sun was out. Inuyasha and Kagome felt this was a perfect time to take Gogatsu to Sesshomaru's castle. The only problem is Inuyasha can't find Gogatsu.
::early in the morning Inuyasha is frantically looking around as though he has misplaced something::
Inuyasha- "Gogatsu? Where did you go, son?"
Kagome- "What's wrong?"
Inuyasha- ::stunned:: "Uh... nothing... just... looking."
Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
Kagome- "For what? I'll help."
Inuyasha- "Nothing, nothing. It's a uh... manly thing?"
Kagome- "Manly thing huh? Men don't have 'manly things.'"
Inuyasha- "Well, why not? Women have womanly things, why can't men have manly things?"
Kagome- "Because they don't. Now quit fooling around and go grab Gogatsu."
Inuyasha- "But I have to find my... uh... manly thing. Men need something to call their own."
Kagome- "Inuyasha, would you be looking for your son?"
Inuyasha- "Son? ::starts sweating:: No, no, no, no, no ::shaking hands:: my dear, sweet, lovely Kagome."
Kagome- "Find our son."
Inuyasha- "Yes, mamma." ::runs off:: Where could that boy have gotten to? He was right behind me a second ago.
::Kagome walks up behind Inuyasha and picks up Gogatsu::
Kagome- "Inuyasha, I found your manly thing and I'm leaving with it right now."
Inuyasha- "Yeah, yeah, great Kagome." ::doesn't seem to notice Gogatsu in her hands:: Where could he be... ah ha! The laundry basket! ::runs to the laundry basket, brought by Kagome from her time::
Gogatsu- "Bye bye, daddy!"
Inuyasha- "Yeah, uh-huh. Bye Gogatsu." ::Inuyasha still doesn't realize Gogatsu in his mother's arms:: Geez, you'd think this kid were invisible or something.
::Kagome gets out of the house and to the woods before Inuyasha realizes...::
Wait a minute! Aw, man! I hope this isn't one of those things Kagome tells Sesshomaru! I'll be dogged for that one all day.
::Inuyasha runs out of the house to catch up with his mate and his son::
A/N: Funny, eh? I wouldn't expect many to find it humorous... I have a weird sense of humor. Off to type the next chapter!