Hi this is me InnocentAngel14 and this is my story about Everybody Loves Raymond. I'd like everyone to know I love this show and so I'm not trying to make fun of it. Just wanted you to know that.

Disclaimer: I don't own none of the characters in my story.

Here it is! Please don't kill in your reviews!

Robert went into Ray and Debra's house. Marie was already there, flipping pancakes in the kitchen. Ray and Debra weren't in sight. Allie and the twins were sitting at the kitchen table making cards out of construction paper and crayons. "Oh Robbie, you're here!" Marie exclaimed. "You can't believe what Ray did! He got ten awards for his sports column! Oh, I'm so proud of him! Ray and Debra are at a celebration party right now, and when they come back I want to surprise him! He won't be back till one more hour. The kids are making cards and I'm making Ray's favorite pancakes. Frank is getting Ray some clubs for his golf. I want you to go out right now and get Ray a present, Robbie. Hup to it! Come on!"

Robert made a face. "Don't you want to know about my day, how was work? All you talk about is Raymond this, Raymond that! Not even so much as a hello! Don't you want to know about my police work?" Marie turned around and looked Robert straight in the eye. "No, I don't want to know about your police work. I only care about Ray. Now get out of here and get a present for your brother!" Marie screeched.

Robert stomped out of the house angrily. "I'm sick of Raymond and I'm going to get rid of him once and for all," muttered Robert, an evil glint in his eye.