The Angel of Darkness

Chapter 2: The Lady of Une

Heero walked in on Relena stretching on the floor mat. Her arms were twisted into all sorts of weird positions that made Heero cringe.

"Gawking, are we?" Relena said. She hadn't once turned her head to look at him and he never even made a single sound. Heero wondered what gave him away. Relena got up from her flexible position and turned toward him. "You don't have exactly as much stealth as you believe yourself to have, Heero. Get over it," Relena said, reaching for her water. She looked at him. Heero put his stuff down.

"Alright, I've taken your shit long enough, Princess of the Apes. It's time to stop the insults and fight. You can do that, can't you?" Heero said. Relena looked shocked, appalled, and pleased all at the same time.

"Better yet, if I spill this drink, I have to clean your home for a week. That's if you're quick enough." Relena turned abruptly and kicked. Heero caught her arm and the water bottle went flying. Relena did a backflip, kicking him in the chin. As she came up, the bottle came down and she caught it. Not a drop had been spilled.

Heero got up, rubbing his chin.

"Not bad, princess." Heero threw a punch/kick combo and Relena fell for the kick. She hadn't seen it coming. She flew backwards and the bottle once again went flying. Heero caught it. He grabbed her arms and she struggled.

"Are we at a stalemate, princess?" he said in that sexy monotone of his. Relena smirked. Her leg went up between them, knocking him in the nose.

"You forgot how flexible I am, Mr. Yuy." Relena watched as the bottle spilled water on the mat. "I love for my house to be cleaned, Mr. Yuy. You might want to put some ice on that." Relena smirked and walked away.

Elsewhere...

Treize Khushrenada sat in a tub filled with roses. He had women working silently on different things. Lady Une walked in with an Asian girl. Lady Une squeezed her fist together.

"Get out!" she yelled. The place was instantly cleared. A girl got up from the tub and Lady Une growled something illegible. "What's your name?" she asked.

"Justina Harden," the girl said. She was obviously frightened of Lady Une.

"Leave," Lady Une said. The girl zoomed past them. Lady Une looked at Treize. He looked up at her.

"Hello, my Lady of Beauty."

"Don't give me that Lady of Beauty shit, Treize. I'm out in the world working and you don't do anything but sit in this tub or your office getting a blowjob."

"I don't get blowjobs, Anne," he said. He got up in all his naked glory and reached for a towel. Lady Une smirked and grabbed his little soldier. Treize winced and she squeezed harder.

"If I ever catch you again or even hear of it again, I will cut your dick off and fry it right in front of your face. I mean it. This goes even for my intuition. If I even think of it, I'll do it. Don't cross me again, Treize." Lady Une released it and dried her hands. "Ming T'ai, stay with him until he is dressed and make sure he comes immediately to my office," Lady Une said.

"Yes, Lady." Ming T'ai grinned. Treize was still writhing in pain. Lady Une put on her glasses and walked out.

Relena looked out the window of the car. It was pitch black outside. She saw the last light go out and looked at Heero.

"Are we ready, computer genius?" she asked sarcastically. She tied her hair back and put on her cap.

"Yes we are. You have seventy minutes and I am counting starting now. There's a scaffolding about halfway up. Use it to get through to the place of destination," Heero said, wrapping the wire around her. Their eyes met for a split second, and Relena shook it off.

"All right. Start now. Keep me informed, Heero." Relena disappeared out of the car.

Sneaking silently around the side of the building, she heard a couple of security guards coming. She took out some tranquilizers and stabbed both as they passed. Looking up she sighed. Then she took out her rope gun. Shooting it, she saw another go up with her's.

"Heero?" Relena asked. He turned and looked at her.

"I got bored. Don't worry, Kay is leading me and I will lead you." Heero began to rise to the scaffolding. Relena sighed and followed suit. When they entered, Heero pulled out a little computer. Relena saw a gigantic fan.

"How the hell are we going to get past that?" Relena asked. Heero smirked.

"WE aren't getting past anything. YOU are, though." Heero looked at her. Relena crossed her arms. He threw some ropes at her. Relena hooked herself up and put on her nightvision goggles.

"Ready when you are, slick." Relena sat down. Heero finished typing.

"There are security lasers. Your goggles are equipped to help you see them. They'll be at the bottom of the tunnel. The fan will stop for 45 seconds. It will take you ten to get down there. Then you will have to unhook yourself and I have to pull them back down before fan turns back on. That all should take forty seconds. Got it?"

"Yeah, sport." Relena stood and stretched. She watched the fan stop. Then she jumped. She slid right through the blades and came to a screeching halt ten inches from the ground. She saw her breath on the floor.

"Get it together, Relena," Relena said to herself. She unhooked her self and looked up. Heero began retracting them just as the fan started. "Alright, where to, Sparky?"

"Don't ever call me that again. Go through that vent. It should lead right to the suite we are looking for," Heero said. Relena sighed and opened the vent a crawled in.

Little did she know that she and Heero were crawling right into a trap...

AN: Was that a...Yep I think it was. It was a CLIFFHANGER!