I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents! Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, Timmy's parents and any other character from the show was not created by me. I am just borrowing them for a fun, non profit story. They belong to Butch Hartman!!
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Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 1 - The Wish
[Timmy Turner storms into his room, stamping his feet and slamming the door. He has his fists clenched and he's baring his teeth. It's obvious he's not in a good mood. His GodParents, disguised as innocent pet goldish, share a worried look and poof into their normal form].
Cosmo: Rough day, sport??
Timmy: (sarcastically) What was your first clue?
Cosmo: Well, in addition to my wonderful magical powers, I'm also GREAT at reading between the lines! I always know what people are thinking, without them having to say a word!
Wanda: (folding her arms in annoyance) What am I thinking, Cosmo?
Cosmo: Hmmm. You're thinking...Gee Cosmo sure is smart! I'm so lucky to have such a multi talented husband! Is that it? Do I get a prize?
Wanda: Well yes I was thinking about my opinion of you...but 'smart' wasn't an adjective I used, and there were a lot more PG 13 terms....
Cosmo: Wait...I just read between the lines again...do I sense tension?? No...wait...I think I can sense you wanting to bake me a cake! Why Wanda, I'd love one! Pink icing please! Ohhh! Yay!
Wanda: I'll see what I can do!
[Wanda poofs in a huge, beautiful pink cake! Cosmo stares at it hungrily, before Wanda flings it into his face!].
Cosmo: (licking the cake off his face) Well, I would have prefered a fork! But thanks for making it more fun, baby!
[Timmy flops face down onto his bed, his God parents fly over to him]
Wanda: You wanna talk about it, hun?
Timmy: (muffled) No.
Cosmo: OK. We won't force it out of you. We are your Fairly God Parents...and we must respect your wishes...Ohh hey! Respect your wishes! I made a metaphor!! Hahahaha!
Wanda: That's a pun, dear.
Cosmo: That is NOT a metaphor, Wanda, that is my foot. (holds up his leg) Anywho. As your Fairy God Parents, we are here for you, but if there's something you don't want to tell us, for whatever reason, we can't force it out of you...
Wanda: That's right, Timmy.
Timmy: (smiling) Thanks guys. I appreciate that.
Cosmo: OK. So....(whistles for a few seconds) Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Some time later...
Cosmo: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Later Still....
Cosmo: (continously) Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Timmy: (shouting) ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'll tell you! JUST PLEEEEASE BE QUIET...
Cosmo: Tell us! Tell - (registering what Timmy said. Then in a singsong voice...) YAY! I WIN! I WIN!
Timmy: Wanda...will he?
Wanda: Yup.
Cosmo: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
[Wanda zaps Cosmo and a piece of duct tape covers his mouth. He blinks for a second and stops singing. Timmy and Wanda high five]
Cosmo: (muffled, but still audible) I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
[A now irritated Wanda raises her wand, and with a poof of smoke, Cosmo is flattened by an anvi].
Cosmo: (getting to his feet) OK...that was so immature...and sooo cliche! What am I? A cartoon character or something?!?
[The characters all blink at each other for a second, before all bursting into hysterical giggles].
Timmy: Hahahaha. That's a good one Cosmo! Yeah, we're all cartoon characters!
Wanda: I know. Cartoons are so stupid. If we were in a cartoon, Timmy would actually age every year! And our crowns would actually touch our heads! What a stupid idea!!!
Cosmo: Yeah! I'm happy being 2D! Thank-you very much!
Wanda: Now Timmy, sweetie, what was it you wanted to talk to us about?
Timmy: (sighing). Guys...I was wondering...do you think...I'm ugly?
[The fairies hesitate in their reply. Cosmo opens his mouth to speak, but Wanda gets there first before Cosmo says anything stupid]
Wanda: Timmy, you're a lovely boy, you're kind hearted, funny, loving, cute...you're a perfect God child!
Timmy: That's one of the worst things you've ever said to me! You didn't say ANYTHING about my looks! Why did you hesitate before? And why didn't you answer my question!!! Ahhhh!!!!
Wanda: Timmy, I meant -
Cosmo: OK Timmy, to be honest, you're quite goofy looking!
Wanda: COSMO! Timmy, what Cosmo was unsuccessfullt trying to say...You're not great looking...in a conventional way. But you have character. Your teeth are cute, and you always have that innocent look on your face. Sure you're no Chip Skylark, but looks don't matter, we love you for your inner beauty.
Timmy: Inner beauty...blah blah. Everyone knows that's not really what's important! Today at lunch, some of the popular kids said I was ugly! They don't care about my inner beauty at all! It sucks!
Wanda: Oh Timmy....sweetie...I'm sorry...
Cosmo: It's OK Timmy. We can't all look like as good as me! Besides! The beautiful people need ugly people in life to make them feel better about themselves when they see even more beautiful people in the world! (seeing Wanda's harsh glare) I mean...it's what inside that counts. Look at Wanda, it's obvious I didn't marry her for her looks!
Timmy: Well that was a stupid thing to say.
[Wanda angrily shrinks Cosmo to a teeny size. She puts him in a jam jar with a few airholes, and places him on the side. A teeny Cosmo bangs on the side of the jar]
Cosmo: (faintly, in a teeny voice) Wanda? I think you're pretty! You're is swirly like cotton candy! Please let me out!
Wanda: Ignore Cosmo, he means well but his point isn't really coming across. But what he is trying to say is, we love your personality, as do everyone that likes you, and that's all that matters, sport. We can't make friends on looks alone.
Timmy: (rolls his eyes) Yeah yeah...blah blah blah. 'Scuse me while I throw up, all this sentimental stuff! I'm a 10 year old boy! And it's OK for you to say, you're not a bucktoothed shorty in a silly pink hat! You have no idea what it's like to be me! Everyday at school, the horrible taunting, the cruel whispers, the isolated lunches! IT'S HORRIBLE! It's a swirling vortex of evil and generally suckyness.
Wanda: Timmy, don't be so dramatic. You're a 10 year old boy.
Timmy: Sorry. You know what this writer is like.
Cosmo: I'm sooo pretty! Wooooo! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
[Cosmo strikes a few poses from inside his jar]
Wanda: (deadpan) Wow. I suppose I never really got rid of Wandissimo.
[Cosmo reappears at Wanda's side] Cosmo: Everyone wants to be good looking, I guess we all wish we were all the most beautiful person on earth, 'cept me, 'cos I am the most beautiful person on earth already! And fairy world too! Wanda, any idea how lucky you are to have me? A vision of true beauty in a crown and wings!
Timmy: (jumping to his feet, eyes widening) That's perfect!
Cosmo: I know, it's my good side. Sometimes I look at it more than I look at cheese, which is a lot, I'm quite a cheese person. It takes a real looker to pull off green hair, you know, a monkey once paid me 5 bucks to pose for this nude -
Timmy: No! I mean, I have a wish. Thanks Cosmo, you gave me a great idea! I WISH I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH!
Wanda: Great job Cosmo, let's turn Timmy into a superficial twit!
Cosmo: Oops. Sorry......Can I finish my monkey story now?
Wanda: We know the monkey story. You tell us it everyday, with some new quirky detail added into it.
Cosmo: Yep! Oh you know me so well! Today, the monkey would have been wearing red shoes!
Timmy: HELLO! Trying to wish here!!!
Wanda: Timmy, if everyone has different ideas of perfect beauty, how can you suit everyone? I mean, look at Cosmo's image! He thinks a stupid tie and green hair is gorgeous, no-one else does though, how can you please everyone?
Cosmo: Hey! You said you liked my tie!
Timmy: (shouting in his best 'wishing voice') OK. I WISH I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH, IN EVERYONE'S EYES! AND EVERYONE FOUND ME IRRESTIABLE!
Cosmo: I don't understand, you said my tie made me look macho...wait, everyone???
Wanda: Yeah Timmy...you mean in EVERYONE'S eyes?
Timmy: (still shouting in his best wishing voice) EVERYONE.....EXCEPT MY PARENTS, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CREEPY!
Wanda: Isn't that messing with true love?
Timmy: No, people won't be in love with me, they will just think I'm stunning! There's a difference!
Wanda: Yeah but it's a fine line, sometimes when I see Chip Skylark I...
Cosmo: You better stop that sentence right now! WE'RE MARRIED!
Timmy: I'm going to sleep now, and when I wake up, I better be pretty! Prettier than Chip Skylark...the popular kids...everyone!
Cosmo: Even me??
Timmy: Especially you!!
Cosmo: GASP! IT WILL BE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS! AND YES, I DID ACTUALLY SAY 'GASP!' THAT IS HOW IN AWE I AM RIGHT NOW! But back to my monkey in the shoes. I was wandering down the street, minding my own business, and who should I see -
Wanda: (interrupting) OK Timmy, we'll do this wish...but I'm not sure about it...
Cosmo: Oh well, it's a living! Hey, Wanda...should I lose the tie?
[As Timmy climbed into bed the two fairies joined wands, waiting for the morning to come to see just how beautiful Timmy became...]
Continued soon!
Enjoy! Please R&R
Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 1 - The Wish
[Timmy Turner storms into his room, stamping his feet and slamming the door. He has his fists clenched and he's baring his teeth. It's obvious he's not in a good mood. His GodParents, disguised as innocent pet goldish, share a worried look and poof into their normal form].
Cosmo: Rough day, sport??
Timmy: (sarcastically) What was your first clue?
Cosmo: Well, in addition to my wonderful magical powers, I'm also GREAT at reading between the lines! I always know what people are thinking, without them having to say a word!
Wanda: (folding her arms in annoyance) What am I thinking, Cosmo?
Cosmo: Hmmm. You're thinking...Gee Cosmo sure is smart! I'm so lucky to have such a multi talented husband! Is that it? Do I get a prize?
Wanda: Well yes I was thinking about my opinion of you...but 'smart' wasn't an adjective I used, and there were a lot more PG 13 terms....
Cosmo: Wait...I just read between the lines again...do I sense tension?? No...wait...I think I can sense you wanting to bake me a cake! Why Wanda, I'd love one! Pink icing please! Ohhh! Yay!
Wanda: I'll see what I can do!
[Wanda poofs in a huge, beautiful pink cake! Cosmo stares at it hungrily, before Wanda flings it into his face!].
Cosmo: (licking the cake off his face) Well, I would have prefered a fork! But thanks for making it more fun, baby!
[Timmy flops face down onto his bed, his God parents fly over to him]
Wanda: You wanna talk about it, hun?
Timmy: (muffled) No.
Cosmo: OK. We won't force it out of you. We are your Fairly God Parents...and we must respect your wishes...Ohh hey! Respect your wishes! I made a metaphor!! Hahahaha!
Wanda: That's a pun, dear.
Cosmo: That is NOT a metaphor, Wanda, that is my foot. (holds up his leg) Anywho. As your Fairy God Parents, we are here for you, but if there's something you don't want to tell us, for whatever reason, we can't force it out of you...
Wanda: That's right, Timmy.
Timmy: (smiling) Thanks guys. I appreciate that.
Cosmo: OK. So....(whistles for a few seconds) Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Some time later...
Cosmo: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Later Still....
Cosmo: (continously) Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Timmy: (shouting) ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'll tell you! JUST PLEEEEASE BE QUIET...
Cosmo: Tell us! Tell - (registering what Timmy said. Then in a singsong voice...) YAY! I WIN! I WIN!
Timmy: Wanda...will he?
Wanda: Yup.
Cosmo: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
[Wanda zaps Cosmo and a piece of duct tape covers his mouth. He blinks for a second and stops singing. Timmy and Wanda high five]
Cosmo: (muffled, but still audible) I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
[A now irritated Wanda raises her wand, and with a poof of smoke, Cosmo is flattened by an anvi].
Cosmo: (getting to his feet) OK...that was so immature...and sooo cliche! What am I? A cartoon character or something?!?
[The characters all blink at each other for a second, before all bursting into hysterical giggles].
Timmy: Hahahaha. That's a good one Cosmo! Yeah, we're all cartoon characters!
Wanda: I know. Cartoons are so stupid. If we were in a cartoon, Timmy would actually age every year! And our crowns would actually touch our heads! What a stupid idea!!!
Cosmo: Yeah! I'm happy being 2D! Thank-you very much!
Wanda: Now Timmy, sweetie, what was it you wanted to talk to us about?
Timmy: (sighing). Guys...I was wondering...do you think...I'm ugly?
[The fairies hesitate in their reply. Cosmo opens his mouth to speak, but Wanda gets there first before Cosmo says anything stupid]
Wanda: Timmy, you're a lovely boy, you're kind hearted, funny, loving, cute...you're a perfect God child!
Timmy: That's one of the worst things you've ever said to me! You didn't say ANYTHING about my looks! Why did you hesitate before? And why didn't you answer my question!!! Ahhhh!!!!
Wanda: Timmy, I meant -
Cosmo: OK Timmy, to be honest, you're quite goofy looking!
Wanda: COSMO! Timmy, what Cosmo was unsuccessfullt trying to say...You're not great looking...in a conventional way. But you have character. Your teeth are cute, and you always have that innocent look on your face. Sure you're no Chip Skylark, but looks don't matter, we love you for your inner beauty.
Timmy: Inner beauty...blah blah. Everyone knows that's not really what's important! Today at lunch, some of the popular kids said I was ugly! They don't care about my inner beauty at all! It sucks!
Wanda: Oh Timmy....sweetie...I'm sorry...
Cosmo: It's OK Timmy. We can't all look like as good as me! Besides! The beautiful people need ugly people in life to make them feel better about themselves when they see even more beautiful people in the world! (seeing Wanda's harsh glare) I mean...it's what inside that counts. Look at Wanda, it's obvious I didn't marry her for her looks!
Timmy: Well that was a stupid thing to say.
[Wanda angrily shrinks Cosmo to a teeny size. She puts him in a jam jar with a few airholes, and places him on the side. A teeny Cosmo bangs on the side of the jar]
Cosmo: (faintly, in a teeny voice) Wanda? I think you're pretty! You're is swirly like cotton candy! Please let me out!
Wanda: Ignore Cosmo, he means well but his point isn't really coming across. But what he is trying to say is, we love your personality, as do everyone that likes you, and that's all that matters, sport. We can't make friends on looks alone.
Timmy: (rolls his eyes) Yeah yeah...blah blah blah. 'Scuse me while I throw up, all this sentimental stuff! I'm a 10 year old boy! And it's OK for you to say, you're not a bucktoothed shorty in a silly pink hat! You have no idea what it's like to be me! Everyday at school, the horrible taunting, the cruel whispers, the isolated lunches! IT'S HORRIBLE! It's a swirling vortex of evil and generally suckyness.
Wanda: Timmy, don't be so dramatic. You're a 10 year old boy.
Timmy: Sorry. You know what this writer is like.
Cosmo: I'm sooo pretty! Wooooo! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
[Cosmo strikes a few poses from inside his jar]
Wanda: (deadpan) Wow. I suppose I never really got rid of Wandissimo.
[Cosmo reappears at Wanda's side] Cosmo: Everyone wants to be good looking, I guess we all wish we were all the most beautiful person on earth, 'cept me, 'cos I am the most beautiful person on earth already! And fairy world too! Wanda, any idea how lucky you are to have me? A vision of true beauty in a crown and wings!
Timmy: (jumping to his feet, eyes widening) That's perfect!
Cosmo: I know, it's my good side. Sometimes I look at it more than I look at cheese, which is a lot, I'm quite a cheese person. It takes a real looker to pull off green hair, you know, a monkey once paid me 5 bucks to pose for this nude -
Timmy: No! I mean, I have a wish. Thanks Cosmo, you gave me a great idea! I WISH I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH!
Wanda: Great job Cosmo, let's turn Timmy into a superficial twit!
Cosmo: Oops. Sorry......Can I finish my monkey story now?
Wanda: We know the monkey story. You tell us it everyday, with some new quirky detail added into it.
Cosmo: Yep! Oh you know me so well! Today, the monkey would have been wearing red shoes!
Timmy: HELLO! Trying to wish here!!!
Wanda: Timmy, if everyone has different ideas of perfect beauty, how can you suit everyone? I mean, look at Cosmo's image! He thinks a stupid tie and green hair is gorgeous, no-one else does though, how can you please everyone?
Cosmo: Hey! You said you liked my tie!
Timmy: (shouting in his best 'wishing voice') OK. I WISH I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH, IN EVERYONE'S EYES! AND EVERYONE FOUND ME IRRESTIABLE!
Cosmo: I don't understand, you said my tie made me look macho...wait, everyone???
Wanda: Yeah Timmy...you mean in EVERYONE'S eyes?
Timmy: (still shouting in his best wishing voice) EVERYONE.....EXCEPT MY PARENTS, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CREEPY!
Wanda: Isn't that messing with true love?
Timmy: No, people won't be in love with me, they will just think I'm stunning! There's a difference!
Wanda: Yeah but it's a fine line, sometimes when I see Chip Skylark I...
Cosmo: You better stop that sentence right now! WE'RE MARRIED!
Timmy: I'm going to sleep now, and when I wake up, I better be pretty! Prettier than Chip Skylark...the popular kids...everyone!
Cosmo: Even me??
Timmy: Especially you!!
Cosmo: GASP! IT WILL BE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS! AND YES, I DID ACTUALLY SAY 'GASP!' THAT IS HOW IN AWE I AM RIGHT NOW! But back to my monkey in the shoes. I was wandering down the street, minding my own business, and who should I see -
Wanda: (interrupting) OK Timmy, we'll do this wish...but I'm not sure about it...
Cosmo: Oh well, it's a living! Hey, Wanda...should I lose the tie?
[As Timmy climbed into bed the two fairies joined wands, waiting for the morning to come to see just how beautiful Timmy became...]
Continued soon!