I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents! Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, Timmy's parents and any other character from the show was not created by me. I am just borrowing them for a fun, non profit story. They belong to Butch Hartman!!
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Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 2 - The Effects
[Timmy's alarm goes off, it's the next morning. He jumps up in his bed, remembering the wish, and sprints to his mirror. He sees the same old Timmy looking back at him]
Timmy: (shouting) WHAT??????? COSMO, WANDA! IT DIDN'T WORK!
[The goldfish stir in their bowl, and poof into their normal forms. They are still sleepy, their eyes are still closed. Cosmo is still snoring]
Wanda: (slowly opening her eyes) I'm sorry sport, that last wish took a lot out of us last night. It really drained...WHOA!!!!
Timmy: Yeah, Whoa! I look exactly the same!
Wanda: No you don't! YOU'RE GORGEOUS! Wow.....COSMO, COSMO! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Cosmo: (sleepily) 5 more minutes....
Wanda: (not taking her eyes off Timmy) No...Cosmo, you gotta see this!! It must be our greatest work....
Cosmo: (turns to her) OK, I'm up! You better have a good reason for disturbing me from the greatest dream ever! I was....(looks to see what Wanda is gawping at) WHOA! TIMMY!!!!
Timmy: What?? What?? What can you see?
Cosmo: I'm sorry, did you say something? I was distracted by your stunning....stunning...Ohh Tinmmy! You're so beautiful, it's limited my vocabulary!
Wanda: Actually I think you'll find you had a limited vocabulary BEFORE Timmy's wish.
Cosmo: Don't be so mean, you're such a...a....a....Um. Uh. Oh who cares! Look at Timmy! Ooooooh!
Timmy: I don't understand, I look exactly the same. Can you guys see something I can't? Or hey, (cockily) is your perfect vision of beauty me as my original self?
Cosmo: Ha! Yeah that must be it.....
Wanda: Timmy, because beauty means something different to everyone, it would be impossible to just poof you into somebody everyone thought was good looking. Instead, when people look at you, in their heads they see you as their ideal vision of beauty. When I look at you, I see chiselled cheekbones and pouty lips.....OOh!
Cosmo: Yeah, when I look at you, I see Wanda....
Wanda: Ooohh pudding that's sooooooo cute! (embraces him)
Cosmo: Let me finish! I see Wanda....and I getting a divorce! You're one pretty human, Timmy!
Wanda: In that case, I withdraw my hug!
Cosmo: I won't let you! Hahahaha!
(Wanda drops another anvil on Cosmo)
Cosmo: Nice Save!
Timmy: Well, I'd love to stay here and fool around with you guys, but I got a school to sweep off it's feet.
Cosmo: Schools have feet now??
Timmy: Nevermind. Bye guys! [leaves room]
Wanda: Goodbye Timmy!
Cosmo: Ohh he's so pretty, don't you just want a picture of him in your wallet so you can look at him all day! Wow, it's times like this I wish I had a wallet, but I keep all my money in my underpants! (pulls out a coin) Ooh, my favourite quarter, I thought I lost this!
Wanda: Cosmo, I can't help but think that this wish is going to backfire on Timmy.
Cosmo: Relax, baby! Just sit back, and enjoy the pretty! Sooo pretty!
[Timmy struts into school. All around him, kids are ooohing and ahhing. A small trail of them follows him down the hallway, mesmorised by his looks. He meets his friends by the lockers]
Chester: (obviously stunned) Hey man, I mean this as macho as possible, but I never realised how...handsome you were.
AJ: (equally as stunned) Yeah, you look positively.....positively....OH NO! TIMMY! Somehow I can't stop staring at you! And now I've lost my huge vocabulary! I feel so....so...
Chester: Sad?
AJ: Noooooo! I'm doomed to 3 letter simple words! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm doomed I say! DOOMED!!! (drops to his knees)
Timmy: AJ, don't be so dramatic, you're 10.
AJ: Sorry...the writer again.
Elmer: Timmy! Please excuse my boil, it can't stop staring at you! (The boil quivers and wiggles at the sight of Timmy)
Timmy: I could have gone a whole lifetime without wanting to see that.
[There is silence as Timmy notices his friends are staring at him. Their mouths are wide open and Elmer's boil seems to actually be drooling]
Timmy: Slightly creepy
[He opens his locker, realising the hall is silent, he turns around to discover the whole school have stopped dead in their tracks, and they're all staring the same vacant stare at him]
Timmy: Slightly creepier...
[Timmy opens his locker and is greeted by Cosmo and Wanda in the form of two gym socks]
Wanda: How's the wish going, honey?
Timmy: Guys, IT'S GREAT! Everyone can't stop staring! I'm totally the centre of attention! I can even count a boil as a fan! THIS WISH IS SOOOO AWESOME!
Cosmo: That's great! Hi Timmy!
Timmy: (confused) Hi...Cosmo
Cosmo: (grinning) He spoke to me! He said my name! HE SAID MY NAME! Weeeeeee!
Timmy: Uh...huh
Wanda: Timmy, could you do us a favour?
Timmy: Sure, what?
[Wanda and Cosmo share an excited glance]
Wanda: Could you...turn your head about 45 degrees please?
Timmy: Umm....OK...[turns head]
Cosmo: SEE! I TOLD YOU! I told you his profile would be even better!
Wanda: (tears welling up in her eyes) It's just...so...so beautiful.
Cosmo: (comforting Wanda as she bursts into tears) I know honey, I know....
Timmy: (slamming the door, obviously quite freaked out)
[Trixie Tang and the popular crew wander past. They all stop in their tracks and turn to Timmy, completely in awe. Chad and Tad hold onto each other]
Veronica: Oh my gosh! Check out Timmy, he's like, the perfect specimen of a boy! Oh my gosh...Timmy's beauty has actually improved my vocabulary, I have never said specimen before, or vocabulary for that matter!
Chad: Must..like...cling...to Tad...
Tad: Being in..total..prescence...of......like..cuter....boy..is like...totally..destroying...our...ability to get stuff...with our great...looks...
Chad: He's....so....delicious...
Tad: Like....Chip...Skylark...only..like...way..better.
[Chad and Tad collapse at Timmy's feet, defeated by the beauty]
Trixie: Wow......
Veronica: Timmy....Trixie thinks you're....wow...
Trixie: Wow.....
Veronica: Timmy....Trixie..um...Trixie....STILL thinks you're....wow...
Trixie: I'm like...going to swoon...
Veronica: Timmy! OPEN YOUR ARMS!
[Timmy, in total shock, not quite sure what to say, opens his arms for Trixie. She collapses into them, hand placed over forehead dramatically]
Chester: Wow! Timmy! Trixie had never collapsed into anyone's arms before! She totally swooned, man!
AJ: You're positively.....good?
Chester: 'Kay, You really gotta work on that vocabulary. It's starting to annoy me, man.
AJ: This coming from someome who uses the word 'man' in every...every...
Chester: Sentence, man.
AJ: I WAS GETTING THERE!
[Timmy looks up at his adoring fans, then down at the 'swooned' Trixie in his arms. He smiles, not believing his luck, slowly getting used to this star treatment. Chad and Tad slowly move at his feet, their 'destroyed ability to get stuff with their great looks' is also affecting the speed of their speech, which is very slow and very irrirating]
Chad: Man...we're soooooo sorry...
Tad: That we called you, like, ugly yesterday.
[The crowd gasp. A girl faints.]
Chad: I know....students of Dimmsdale Elementary....we have like, totally understood our mistake...We accept the consequences, and we're like...totally bummed out....
Tad: And we're like, begging for forgivness.....Timmy,...we're like sooooo sorry!
Chad: Pleaseeeeee, we're like, totally at your mercy...Find it in your beautiful heart...to like forgive, us.
[Timmy looks at his crowd, then back to Tad and Chad. He grins]
Timmy: You are forgiven.
[Everybody cheers!]
Tad: Man....we're like totally in your debt forever!
Chad: As a thank-you, please like, take our beautiful sunglasses and huge bodyguard....
[The sunglasses are slowly removed and put at Timmy's feet. The bodyguard comes forward and bows to Timmy]
Timmy: (as if he has just been knighted) Thank-you.
[The crowd errupt in huge cheers of woooooo and yeeeeaaaaaa! Timmy and Trixie are carried off by the crowd, they chant his name and stare at him gormlessly]
AJ: He's soooo dreamy.
[Back home. Timmy runs into his room to greet his fairies]
Timmy: GUYS! This wish is AWESOME! EVERYBODY LOVES ME! Sure, it's sometimes creepy, and I have never had a boil have a crush on me...but it's OK, 'cos I've never had ANYONE have a crush on me! 'Cept Tootie..not that she counts though..OOoh..And I got new sunglasses and a cool bodyguard, oops, I left them in my locker...Oh well, that big guy gets hungry he can have that old sandwich I left there a few weeks ago....And...And...(deadpan) Wanda, you're going to cry again aren't you?
Wanda: (tears in her eyes) Uh huh. You're just so...so..pretty! WAAAAAAA!
Cosmo: Look what you've done, you gorgeous hunk of a boy! Do you have any idea how long it takes to stop her crying? Last time, I had to give her money to keep her quiet! There's nothing left in my underpants!
Timmy: Sorry...? Wait, what happened to your underpants...? And will your answer be un-disgusting and un-creepy?
Cosmo: Do I ever have anything un-disgusting and un-creepy to say about my underpants?? I think not! And you should be sorry. You can't just show up all beautiful and not think about anyone elses's feelings or underpants!
Timmy: Sorry...?
Cosmo: Come on Wanda, let's go to our fishbowl and leave Mr. Wonderful here to think about what he's done!
Wanda: OK...(continues to cry)
[They disappear into their little castle in the fishbowl]
Timmy: Well that was weird. Who knew beauty could upset people so much? Oh well, I still had a great day. Trixie swooned, I got free stuff, Who needs inner beauty? It's not like I'm going to learn a life lesson that proves it's what's on the inside that counts...
[Cosmo reappears]
Cosmo: Who are you talking to?
Timmy: No-one. I just needed to explain some plot details.
Cosmo: Ahh! Now, where's the tissues? Wanda's tears have made the fishbowl all salty...and...and (looks at Timmy)
Timmy: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cosmo: (sniffs) It's just....I....I....I WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL TOO! Timmy! Do you have any idea how painful it is to look at someone pretty and feel so ugly against them? I HAVE NO SELF EESTEM! AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING! (bursts into tears)
Timmy: But Cosmo, I thought you liked how you looked?
Cosmo: I did! But Wanda insulted my tie...and you made that wish...now I feel so ugly next to you! Wanda has NEVER looked at ME and burst into tears...well apart from the time she found me standing next to her favourite vase after it shattered into a million pieces...but that wasn't because of my charming good looks! You've ruined everything! STOP BEING PRETTY! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? HUH?? YOU EVER THINK OF THEM?
[He poofs back into his castle]
Timmy: That was even weirder. Cosmo and Wanda are acting so stranger...well Cosmo, stranger, but that's so out of character, and it's not just bad writing and weak plotlines...something weird is happening.
[Timmy's Dad rushes into the room]
Timmy's Dad: TIMMY! Lots of people have called wanting to ask you out on dates! Shall I read the messages (produces a small notepad)
Timmy: Yeah, read on!
Timmy's Dad: OK (flicks the pad and it unrolls some paper, the list is so long hits the floor). Trixie called!
Timmy: Did you say Trixie???!!!
Timmy's Dad: Yes...that's what I said. What's wrong with your hearing boy? She said (puts on girly voice) Timmy, we should totally get together soon! Call me.
Timmy: Cool!
Timmy's Dad: Wait, there's more! Tad and Chad called!
Timmy: TAD AND CHAD???
Timmy's Dad: Yes, aren't you listening? Here's the message: Timmy, we like, totally need a date for the school dance. How bout it?
[Timmy stares blankly ahead, his mouth drops open]
Timmy's Dad: OOoh and you gotta call Elmer's boil....AJ needs a date for a wedding....Francis -
Timmy: FRANCIS????
Timmy's Dad: YES! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?
Timmy: THAT'S JUST TOO WEIRD!
Timmy's Dad: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Timmy: SORRY! - I mean (whispers) sorry.
Timmy's Dad: OK. Well Franics wants you to meet his parents later, ooh and -
2 Hours Later.....
Timmy's Dad: .....and she said you better bring your own bacon. Phew, OK that's everyone.
[Timmy is frozen on the spot, he is staring straight ahead and looks horrified]
Timmy's Dad: Well you're mother and I have our first 'Identifying Rhino Mating Calls' class tonight, so see you in the morning...goodbye Timmy. Ooh, and Timmy...
Timmy: (still obviously disturbed) Dad?
Timmy's Dad: Call that AJ, he's cute! [Exits]
Timmy: I might aswell put a psychiatrist on speedial.
[Timmy climbs into bed and switches off the light, he can hear his fairies from their fishbowl]
Wanda: NO COSMO! HEARING THE MONKEY STORY WILL NOT CHEER ME UP!
Timmy: OK.....So, even though a boil wants to date me, my dad is trying to set me up with my best friend, my fairy godparents are acting completely weird around me 'cos can't stop crying and the school bully wants me to meet his parents - THIS WISH IS STILL THE BEST EVER!
To be continued...
Enjoy! Please R&R
Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 2 - The Effects
[Timmy's alarm goes off, it's the next morning. He jumps up in his bed, remembering the wish, and sprints to his mirror. He sees the same old Timmy looking back at him]
Timmy: (shouting) WHAT??????? COSMO, WANDA! IT DIDN'T WORK!
[The goldfish stir in their bowl, and poof into their normal forms. They are still sleepy, their eyes are still closed. Cosmo is still snoring]
Wanda: (slowly opening her eyes) I'm sorry sport, that last wish took a lot out of us last night. It really drained...WHOA!!!!
Timmy: Yeah, Whoa! I look exactly the same!
Wanda: No you don't! YOU'RE GORGEOUS! Wow.....COSMO, COSMO! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Cosmo: (sleepily) 5 more minutes....
Wanda: (not taking her eyes off Timmy) No...Cosmo, you gotta see this!! It must be our greatest work....
Cosmo: (turns to her) OK, I'm up! You better have a good reason for disturbing me from the greatest dream ever! I was....(looks to see what Wanda is gawping at) WHOA! TIMMY!!!!
Timmy: What?? What?? What can you see?
Cosmo: I'm sorry, did you say something? I was distracted by your stunning....stunning...Ohh Tinmmy! You're so beautiful, it's limited my vocabulary!
Wanda: Actually I think you'll find you had a limited vocabulary BEFORE Timmy's wish.
Cosmo: Don't be so mean, you're such a...a....a....Um. Uh. Oh who cares! Look at Timmy! Ooooooh!
Timmy: I don't understand, I look exactly the same. Can you guys see something I can't? Or hey, (cockily) is your perfect vision of beauty me as my original self?
Cosmo: Ha! Yeah that must be it.....
Wanda: Timmy, because beauty means something different to everyone, it would be impossible to just poof you into somebody everyone thought was good looking. Instead, when people look at you, in their heads they see you as their ideal vision of beauty. When I look at you, I see chiselled cheekbones and pouty lips.....OOh!
Cosmo: Yeah, when I look at you, I see Wanda....
Wanda: Ooohh pudding that's sooooooo cute! (embraces him)
Cosmo: Let me finish! I see Wanda....and I getting a divorce! You're one pretty human, Timmy!
Wanda: In that case, I withdraw my hug!
Cosmo: I won't let you! Hahahaha!
(Wanda drops another anvil on Cosmo)
Cosmo: Nice Save!
Timmy: Well, I'd love to stay here and fool around with you guys, but I got a school to sweep off it's feet.
Cosmo: Schools have feet now??
Timmy: Nevermind. Bye guys! [leaves room]
Wanda: Goodbye Timmy!
Cosmo: Ohh he's so pretty, don't you just want a picture of him in your wallet so you can look at him all day! Wow, it's times like this I wish I had a wallet, but I keep all my money in my underpants! (pulls out a coin) Ooh, my favourite quarter, I thought I lost this!
Wanda: Cosmo, I can't help but think that this wish is going to backfire on Timmy.
Cosmo: Relax, baby! Just sit back, and enjoy the pretty! Sooo pretty!
[Timmy struts into school. All around him, kids are ooohing and ahhing. A small trail of them follows him down the hallway, mesmorised by his looks. He meets his friends by the lockers]
Chester: (obviously stunned) Hey man, I mean this as macho as possible, but I never realised how...handsome you were.
AJ: (equally as stunned) Yeah, you look positively.....positively....OH NO! TIMMY! Somehow I can't stop staring at you! And now I've lost my huge vocabulary! I feel so....so...
Chester: Sad?
AJ: Noooooo! I'm doomed to 3 letter simple words! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm doomed I say! DOOMED!!! (drops to his knees)
Timmy: AJ, don't be so dramatic, you're 10.
AJ: Sorry...the writer again.
Elmer: Timmy! Please excuse my boil, it can't stop staring at you! (The boil quivers and wiggles at the sight of Timmy)
Timmy: I could have gone a whole lifetime without wanting to see that.
[There is silence as Timmy notices his friends are staring at him. Their mouths are wide open and Elmer's boil seems to actually be drooling]
Timmy: Slightly creepy
[He opens his locker, realising the hall is silent, he turns around to discover the whole school have stopped dead in their tracks, and they're all staring the same vacant stare at him]
Timmy: Slightly creepier...
[Timmy opens his locker and is greeted by Cosmo and Wanda in the form of two gym socks]
Wanda: How's the wish going, honey?
Timmy: Guys, IT'S GREAT! Everyone can't stop staring! I'm totally the centre of attention! I can even count a boil as a fan! THIS WISH IS SOOOO AWESOME!
Cosmo: That's great! Hi Timmy!
Timmy: (confused) Hi...Cosmo
Cosmo: (grinning) He spoke to me! He said my name! HE SAID MY NAME! Weeeeeee!
Timmy: Uh...huh
Wanda: Timmy, could you do us a favour?
Timmy: Sure, what?
[Wanda and Cosmo share an excited glance]
Wanda: Could you...turn your head about 45 degrees please?
Timmy: Umm....OK...[turns head]
Cosmo: SEE! I TOLD YOU! I told you his profile would be even better!
Wanda: (tears welling up in her eyes) It's just...so...so beautiful.
Cosmo: (comforting Wanda as she bursts into tears) I know honey, I know....
Timmy: (slamming the door, obviously quite freaked out)
[Trixie Tang and the popular crew wander past. They all stop in their tracks and turn to Timmy, completely in awe. Chad and Tad hold onto each other]
Veronica: Oh my gosh! Check out Timmy, he's like, the perfect specimen of a boy! Oh my gosh...Timmy's beauty has actually improved my vocabulary, I have never said specimen before, or vocabulary for that matter!
Chad: Must..like...cling...to Tad...
Tad: Being in..total..prescence...of......like..cuter....boy..is like...totally..destroying...our...ability to get stuff...with our great...looks...
Chad: He's....so....delicious...
Tad: Like....Chip...Skylark...only..like...way..better.
[Chad and Tad collapse at Timmy's feet, defeated by the beauty]
Trixie: Wow......
Veronica: Timmy....Trixie thinks you're....wow...
Trixie: Wow.....
Veronica: Timmy....Trixie..um...Trixie....STILL thinks you're....wow...
Trixie: I'm like...going to swoon...
Veronica: Timmy! OPEN YOUR ARMS!
[Timmy, in total shock, not quite sure what to say, opens his arms for Trixie. She collapses into them, hand placed over forehead dramatically]
Chester: Wow! Timmy! Trixie had never collapsed into anyone's arms before! She totally swooned, man!
AJ: You're positively.....good?
Chester: 'Kay, You really gotta work on that vocabulary. It's starting to annoy me, man.
AJ: This coming from someome who uses the word 'man' in every...every...
Chester: Sentence, man.
AJ: I WAS GETTING THERE!
[Timmy looks up at his adoring fans, then down at the 'swooned' Trixie in his arms. He smiles, not believing his luck, slowly getting used to this star treatment. Chad and Tad slowly move at his feet, their 'destroyed ability to get stuff with their great looks' is also affecting the speed of their speech, which is very slow and very irrirating]
Chad: Man...we're soooooo sorry...
Tad: That we called you, like, ugly yesterday.
[The crowd gasp. A girl faints.]
Chad: I know....students of Dimmsdale Elementary....we have like, totally understood our mistake...We accept the consequences, and we're like...totally bummed out....
Tad: And we're like, begging for forgivness.....Timmy,...we're like sooooo sorry!
Chad: Pleaseeeeee, we're like, totally at your mercy...Find it in your beautiful heart...to like forgive, us.
[Timmy looks at his crowd, then back to Tad and Chad. He grins]
Timmy: You are forgiven.
[Everybody cheers!]
Tad: Man....we're like totally in your debt forever!
Chad: As a thank-you, please like, take our beautiful sunglasses and huge bodyguard....
[The sunglasses are slowly removed and put at Timmy's feet. The bodyguard comes forward and bows to Timmy]
Timmy: (as if he has just been knighted) Thank-you.
[The crowd errupt in huge cheers of woooooo and yeeeeaaaaaa! Timmy and Trixie are carried off by the crowd, they chant his name and stare at him gormlessly]
AJ: He's soooo dreamy.
[Back home. Timmy runs into his room to greet his fairies]
Timmy: GUYS! This wish is AWESOME! EVERYBODY LOVES ME! Sure, it's sometimes creepy, and I have never had a boil have a crush on me...but it's OK, 'cos I've never had ANYONE have a crush on me! 'Cept Tootie..not that she counts though..OOoh..And I got new sunglasses and a cool bodyguard, oops, I left them in my locker...Oh well, that big guy gets hungry he can have that old sandwich I left there a few weeks ago....And...And...(deadpan) Wanda, you're going to cry again aren't you?
Wanda: (tears in her eyes) Uh huh. You're just so...so..pretty! WAAAAAAA!
Cosmo: Look what you've done, you gorgeous hunk of a boy! Do you have any idea how long it takes to stop her crying? Last time, I had to give her money to keep her quiet! There's nothing left in my underpants!
Timmy: Sorry...? Wait, what happened to your underpants...? And will your answer be un-disgusting and un-creepy?
Cosmo: Do I ever have anything un-disgusting and un-creepy to say about my underpants?? I think not! And you should be sorry. You can't just show up all beautiful and not think about anyone elses's feelings or underpants!
Timmy: Sorry...?
Cosmo: Come on Wanda, let's go to our fishbowl and leave Mr. Wonderful here to think about what he's done!
Wanda: OK...(continues to cry)
[They disappear into their little castle in the fishbowl]
Timmy: Well that was weird. Who knew beauty could upset people so much? Oh well, I still had a great day. Trixie swooned, I got free stuff, Who needs inner beauty? It's not like I'm going to learn a life lesson that proves it's what's on the inside that counts...
[Cosmo reappears]
Cosmo: Who are you talking to?
Timmy: No-one. I just needed to explain some plot details.
Cosmo: Ahh! Now, where's the tissues? Wanda's tears have made the fishbowl all salty...and...and (looks at Timmy)
Timmy: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cosmo: (sniffs) It's just....I....I....I WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL TOO! Timmy! Do you have any idea how painful it is to look at someone pretty and feel so ugly against them? I HAVE NO SELF EESTEM! AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING! (bursts into tears)
Timmy: But Cosmo, I thought you liked how you looked?
Cosmo: I did! But Wanda insulted my tie...and you made that wish...now I feel so ugly next to you! Wanda has NEVER looked at ME and burst into tears...well apart from the time she found me standing next to her favourite vase after it shattered into a million pieces...but that wasn't because of my charming good looks! You've ruined everything! STOP BEING PRETTY! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? HUH?? YOU EVER THINK OF THEM?
[He poofs back into his castle]
Timmy: That was even weirder. Cosmo and Wanda are acting so stranger...well Cosmo, stranger, but that's so out of character, and it's not just bad writing and weak plotlines...something weird is happening.
[Timmy's Dad rushes into the room]
Timmy's Dad: TIMMY! Lots of people have called wanting to ask you out on dates! Shall I read the messages (produces a small notepad)
Timmy: Yeah, read on!
Timmy's Dad: OK (flicks the pad and it unrolls some paper, the list is so long hits the floor). Trixie called!
Timmy: Did you say Trixie???!!!
Timmy's Dad: Yes...that's what I said. What's wrong with your hearing boy? She said (puts on girly voice) Timmy, we should totally get together soon! Call me.
Timmy: Cool!
Timmy's Dad: Wait, there's more! Tad and Chad called!
Timmy: TAD AND CHAD???
Timmy's Dad: Yes, aren't you listening? Here's the message: Timmy, we like, totally need a date for the school dance. How bout it?
[Timmy stares blankly ahead, his mouth drops open]
Timmy's Dad: OOoh and you gotta call Elmer's boil....AJ needs a date for a wedding....Francis -
Timmy: FRANCIS????
Timmy's Dad: YES! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?
Timmy: THAT'S JUST TOO WEIRD!
Timmy's Dad: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Timmy: SORRY! - I mean (whispers) sorry.
Timmy's Dad: OK. Well Franics wants you to meet his parents later, ooh and -
2 Hours Later.....
Timmy's Dad: .....and she said you better bring your own bacon. Phew, OK that's everyone.
[Timmy is frozen on the spot, he is staring straight ahead and looks horrified]
Timmy's Dad: Well you're mother and I have our first 'Identifying Rhino Mating Calls' class tonight, so see you in the morning...goodbye Timmy. Ooh, and Timmy...
Timmy: (still obviously disturbed) Dad?
Timmy's Dad: Call that AJ, he's cute! [Exits]
Timmy: I might aswell put a psychiatrist on speedial.
[Timmy climbs into bed and switches off the light, he can hear his fairies from their fishbowl]
Wanda: NO COSMO! HEARING THE MONKEY STORY WILL NOT CHEER ME UP!
Timmy: OK.....So, even though a boil wants to date me, my dad is trying to set me up with my best friend, my fairy godparents are acting completely weird around me 'cos can't stop crying and the school bully wants me to meet his parents - THIS WISH IS STILL THE BEST EVER!
To be continued...