I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents! Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, Timmy's parents and any other character from the show was not created by me. I am just borrowing them for a fun, non profit story. They belong to Butch Hartman!!
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Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 3 - The Consequences
[Timmy's alarm goes off and he slowly gets out of bed. He smiles to himself and looks out his window]
Timmy: Ahh, another beautiful day, another beautiful me....Cosmo? Wanda?
[The fairies poof into their usual selves]
Timmy: What's this, no crying? No yelling?
Wanda: (head bowed) Timmy, we're sorry how we acted around you yesterday.
Cosmo: Yeah, it's just, you're so perfect to look at now, it's kinda..int...int..
Wanda: Intimidating?
Cosmo: Yeah! That's why I married you!
Timmy: So we're cool?
[The fairies smile and embrace Timmy]
Cosmo: OOhh his skin is so soft.
Timmy: OK guys, I wish my bed was made and I was ready for school!
[The fairies look at each other nervously, they hesistantly hold up their wands and grant the wish. It doesn't go to plan, Timmy's bed is slightly made, but the quilt is ruffled and there's a pillow on the ground. Timmy's school clothes are wrinkled and creased, his hat is on upside down and he's only wearing one shoe]
Cosmo: Agggghhhh! That's not right! (pulls his hair out in frustration) Why didn't it work? (Realises pulling out hair hurts) Oweeeeee!
Wanda: (stressed) Oh no! Why didn't it go perfectly? (clutches Cosmo) IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT!
Timmy: Guys it's OK, I'll just -
Wanda: NO! It has to be perfect!
[The fairies try again, the bed now looks great and so does Timmy. However, the fairies obviously aren't satisfied]
Wanda: That's not perfect!
Cosmo: Oh no! Why do we keep failing? Why is this happening??
Timmy: What are you talking about? It's perfect!
Wanda: (panicked) No it's not! The pillows are supposed to be at an exact 32 degree angle from each other, the quilt can be straighter than that, and your silly pink hat should be about 0.5 of a millimetre lower!
Cosmo: Oh Timmy! We're sorry we've failed you! (puts head in hands)
Timmy: (confused) But...it's perfect?
Wanda: No it's not! Not for you anyway!
Cosmo: Yeah, a perfect beauty must have perfect everything! Aghhhh! Why aren't the bedposts shiny??? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!
Wanda: Breathe, Cosmo, breathe!
Cosmo: Phew...OK...OK...Let's try again.
[The fairies try again, it looks exactly the same]
Timmy: It's perfect, thanks!
Wanda: Are you blind?? It's terrible! That bed is still a mess, and look at your outfit!
[Timmy looks over at the bed, then back to himself. Everything looks immaculate. He's very confused.]
Cosmo: Why are we such failures? This is your fault! (He jabs Wanda with his wand)
Wanda: Owwww....No, I'm doing it right! You're the one who's slipping up! (Pokes Cosmo in the side with her wand)
Cosmo: Ow!
[The fairies get into a fight, hitting each other with their wands]
Timmy: Guys! What's wrong with you? It's perfect! Stop hitting each other! STOP IT!
[The fairies stop and bow their heads, ashamed]
Wanda: We're sorry Timmy. You just look so perfect now, we wanted everything to reflect that.
Cosmo: Yeah, fabulous movie stars don't have baboons doing their make-up, do they?
Timmy: No...
Cosmo: Exactly, well it's just like that! We can't be baboons!
Timmy: Huh?
Wanda: Timmy, because you're perfect, we have to be perfect too. We have to keep up the standard.
Timmy: But I'm NOT perfect.
Cosmo: Well you LOOK perfect, and that's close enough!
Timmy: OK...So I'm stuck with irritating, obsessive perfectionists fairies from here on out?
Wanda: You bet!
Timmy: (deadpan) Great.
[The fairies look at Timmy for a second. Then back to each other, they snarl. Cosmo raises his wand, and Wanda gives him a "don't you dare" look. Cosmo puts his wand down and smiles sweetly, but when Wanda turns he raises it again and hits her on the head. Wanda turns around and they get into a huge fight. Timmy simply sighs]
Timmy: So, my fairies are now creepy perfectionists and hate the sight of each other....THIS IS STILL THE GREATEST WISH EVER!
[Timmy is at school, the kids still look at him in awe as he struts down the hallway. He smiles, enjoying the attention, and bumping into his friends at his lockers]
AJ: (urgently) Timmy, are you sure you wanna be seen with us??
Timmy: What? You're my friends!
Chester: Correction, 'were' your friends.
Timmy: (angrily) What? You're ditching me??!
AJ: (laughing) No! Don't be stupid!
Timmy: (relieved) Phew...
AJ: YOU'RE ditching US! You're too good for us now.
Timmy: What...are...you...TALKING ABOUT?!
Chester: Timmy, we never realised how beautiful you were. You don't belong here anymore, dude. You're way too good for us. You will never get anywhere in life with geeks like us as friends.
Timmy: What's wrong with you? You're -
Elmer: Go, Timmy! Go soar above us and live life to the fullest, and the coolest!
Timmy: But I don't wanna!
Elmer: My boil has gone into mourning already, Timmy.
Chester: Timmy, this was not our decision (humble tone) it's the way of (places hand on heart) Dimmsdale Elementary, man. Now get our of here, and find some cooler friends....
(The friends walk off, leaving Timmy alone. He stands there, blinking, and his attention turns to the silent crowd of kids behind him).
Timmy: (frustrated) Shouldn't you be cheering for me or something??
[Crowd screams and cheers]
Timmy: (annoyed) Thank-you!
[Timmy opens his locker, his bodyguard falls out]
Timmy: Ohh hey, I forgot you were there.
Bodyguard: Uh huh. Hey, you got anymore of those sandwiches? (looks up) Ohh, finally! A bathroom break! Gotta go! (runs off)
[Timmy is greeted by Cosmo and Wanda, in the form of two books]
Wanda: Why the long face, Timmy?
Timmy: I ditched my friends! Only, they made me ditch them! In fact, I didn't have any say in it!
Cosmo: Well that sucks! Tell me, Timmy, do you mind us being books?
Timmy: (raises eyebrow) No...but that's not the point. I just can't believe they did that, I feel so alone -
Cosmo: (interrupting) Uh huh...uh huh. That's real sad. HA! WANDA! I TOLD YOU HE'D WANT US AS BOOKS! YOU SAID NO COSMO, LET'S BE GYM BAGS! BUT LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT....ME!
Wanda: Shut up! No-one likes a gloat!
Cosmo: I was right! I'm more perfect than you!
Wanda: Wait 'til I get over there you -
[Timmy slams his locker, ignoring his unsupportive fairies. He can hear them fighting in his locker]
Cosmo: (from the locker) Owww...be careful of my fun parts! Ahhhhh!!!!
Timmy: So my friends don't want me, my god parents are more interested in fighting than they are in me...at least I still have Trixie and my adoring public.
[At that moment, Trixie walks past]
Trixie: (desperately) Timmy! Why didn't you call me back last night??!
Timmy: Oh sorry Trixie, there was a lot going on -
Trixie: It's me, isn't it? Am I too ugly for you?
Timmy: No! It's not you! You're so pretty! I just -
Trixie: Sure I'm pretty, but you're...you're so...beautiful
Timmy: (sighs) Thanks. (sarcastic) I haven't heard that before.
Trixie: You're the more handsome boy in school.
Timmy: Thanks...but I'm a good person too, aren't I? I'm funny, and sweet!
Trixie: I suppose, but I mainly like you because you're pretty.
Timmy: So it's nothing to do with my inner beauty?
Trixie: (confused) Inner...beauty? What's that?
Timmy: (deflated) Nevermind. I'll call you later.
Trixie: Will you though??!
Timmy: (insisting) Yes!
Trixie: I'm not going to wait by the phone you know.
Timmy: I don't expect you -
Trixie: Yeah well you shouldn't expect me to! I'm a human being!
Timmy: I'll call you!
Trixie: It's just....I....I....I WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL TOO! Timmy! Do you have any idea how painful it is to look at someone pretty and feel so ugly against them? I HAVE NO SELF EESTEM! AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Timmy: Agghh! Dejavu!
Trixie: Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you can treat people like dirt! (bursts into tears)
Timmy: Trixie, I didn't mean -
Trixie: Keep away from me! You know if I was really beautiful I wouldn't treat people badly just because they were less pretty than me!
Timmy: (sarcastically) No...because you're nicer than that.
Trixie: (stops crying, and begins to get angry) Yeah! I'm nicer! I only want a boyfriend who is sweet, and kind, and funny, someone who has personality...someone who has...
Timmy: Inner beauty?
Trixie: Yeah, that!
Timmy: Trixie, I have inner beauty!
Trixie: Hahaha yeah, whatever! All you have is your looks! That's all I'm willing to acknowledge anyway! You're too pretty to have anymore to you than just your appearance. (storms off)
Timmy: So, I lost my friends, the love of my god parents and the girl of my dreams. At least I have my adoring public!
[Turns around to greet his public, who are no longer there. There is just a single kid waving a I LOVE TIMMY sign]
Timmy: Where did my crowd go??
Single Kid: Uh...they said your beauty was too intimidating for them and being around you made them feel ugly.
Timmy: They said that?
Single Kid: Actually one kid said that. Then he walked away. The rest followed him 'cos they had nowhere else to go. Kinda like sheep....
Timmy: So...Because I'm so beautiful, people actually feel threatened when they're near me because they think I'm too good for them?
Single Kid: Uh...yeah.
Timmy: So if I wasn't the perfect vision of handsome-ness and only used my inner beauty and charming personality to win friends, they'd all still be here? Is that it?
Single Kid: Uh..I dunno! What do I look like? A Fairy God Parent? Jeez...
Timmy: Wow. Maybe Wanda was right, maybe it IS all about inner beauty. Maybe if I was just plain looking, using my wit and charm to gain friends and impress girls, I would be happier.
Single Kid: Uhh maybe. Wait are you still talking to me? Or are you learning a life lesson in the form of a monologue?
Timmy: Sure being good looking is fun, but at the end of the day people love you for who you are. If you're stunningly attractive, no-one cares about your personality. Wow, I guess I pity people like Trixie and Tad or Chad, no-one likes them for just being them.
Single Kid: Yeah, but they're really popular and rich. I don't think they care.
Timmy: It's not about your looks, it's on the inside that counts.....
Single Kid: Dude, where did you get this writer?
Timmy: I have realised what's important in life! I gotta get home and sort this all out! Thank-you, unknown stranger!
[Timmy runs out of the school and all the way home, excited and fulfilled]
Single Kid: (calling after him) Wait...you're going home? It's only 11.03! And my name is NOT unknown stranger, it's Lenny! And your hat's not on properly! Did you get dressed in the dark this morning...Jeez I hate cartoon characters......They're just so 2D...
Will Timmy get home and stop Cosmo and Wanda fighting long enough to reverse the wish? Will the writer be able to string together a half decent ending to complete this complete disgrace for a story? Find out in the next exciting installment of Timmy Got Pretty, coming soon!
Enjoy! Please R&R
Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 3 - The Consequences
[Timmy's alarm goes off and he slowly gets out of bed. He smiles to himself and looks out his window]
Timmy: Ahh, another beautiful day, another beautiful me....Cosmo? Wanda?
[The fairies poof into their usual selves]
Timmy: What's this, no crying? No yelling?
Wanda: (head bowed) Timmy, we're sorry how we acted around you yesterday.
Cosmo: Yeah, it's just, you're so perfect to look at now, it's kinda..int...int..
Wanda: Intimidating?
Cosmo: Yeah! That's why I married you!
Timmy: So we're cool?
[The fairies smile and embrace Timmy]
Cosmo: OOhh his skin is so soft.
Timmy: OK guys, I wish my bed was made and I was ready for school!
[The fairies look at each other nervously, they hesistantly hold up their wands and grant the wish. It doesn't go to plan, Timmy's bed is slightly made, but the quilt is ruffled and there's a pillow on the ground. Timmy's school clothes are wrinkled and creased, his hat is on upside down and he's only wearing one shoe]
Cosmo: Agggghhhh! That's not right! (pulls his hair out in frustration) Why didn't it work? (Realises pulling out hair hurts) Oweeeeee!
Wanda: (stressed) Oh no! Why didn't it go perfectly? (clutches Cosmo) IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT!
Timmy: Guys it's OK, I'll just -
Wanda: NO! It has to be perfect!
[The fairies try again, the bed now looks great and so does Timmy. However, the fairies obviously aren't satisfied]
Wanda: That's not perfect!
Cosmo: Oh no! Why do we keep failing? Why is this happening??
Timmy: What are you talking about? It's perfect!
Wanda: (panicked) No it's not! The pillows are supposed to be at an exact 32 degree angle from each other, the quilt can be straighter than that, and your silly pink hat should be about 0.5 of a millimetre lower!
Cosmo: Oh Timmy! We're sorry we've failed you! (puts head in hands)
Timmy: (confused) But...it's perfect?
Wanda: No it's not! Not for you anyway!
Cosmo: Yeah, a perfect beauty must have perfect everything! Aghhhh! Why aren't the bedposts shiny??? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!
Wanda: Breathe, Cosmo, breathe!
Cosmo: Phew...OK...OK...Let's try again.
[The fairies try again, it looks exactly the same]
Timmy: It's perfect, thanks!
Wanda: Are you blind?? It's terrible! That bed is still a mess, and look at your outfit!
[Timmy looks over at the bed, then back to himself. Everything looks immaculate. He's very confused.]
Cosmo: Why are we such failures? This is your fault! (He jabs Wanda with his wand)
Wanda: Owwww....No, I'm doing it right! You're the one who's slipping up! (Pokes Cosmo in the side with her wand)
Cosmo: Ow!
[The fairies get into a fight, hitting each other with their wands]
Timmy: Guys! What's wrong with you? It's perfect! Stop hitting each other! STOP IT!
[The fairies stop and bow their heads, ashamed]
Wanda: We're sorry Timmy. You just look so perfect now, we wanted everything to reflect that.
Cosmo: Yeah, fabulous movie stars don't have baboons doing their make-up, do they?
Timmy: No...
Cosmo: Exactly, well it's just like that! We can't be baboons!
Timmy: Huh?
Wanda: Timmy, because you're perfect, we have to be perfect too. We have to keep up the standard.
Timmy: But I'm NOT perfect.
Cosmo: Well you LOOK perfect, and that's close enough!
Timmy: OK...So I'm stuck with irritating, obsessive perfectionists fairies from here on out?
Wanda: You bet!
Timmy: (deadpan) Great.
[The fairies look at Timmy for a second. Then back to each other, they snarl. Cosmo raises his wand, and Wanda gives him a "don't you dare" look. Cosmo puts his wand down and smiles sweetly, but when Wanda turns he raises it again and hits her on the head. Wanda turns around and they get into a huge fight. Timmy simply sighs]
Timmy: So, my fairies are now creepy perfectionists and hate the sight of each other....THIS IS STILL THE GREATEST WISH EVER!
[Timmy is at school, the kids still look at him in awe as he struts down the hallway. He smiles, enjoying the attention, and bumping into his friends at his lockers]
AJ: (urgently) Timmy, are you sure you wanna be seen with us??
Timmy: What? You're my friends!
Chester: Correction, 'were' your friends.
Timmy: (angrily) What? You're ditching me??!
AJ: (laughing) No! Don't be stupid!
Timmy: (relieved) Phew...
AJ: YOU'RE ditching US! You're too good for us now.
Timmy: What...are...you...TALKING ABOUT?!
Chester: Timmy, we never realised how beautiful you were. You don't belong here anymore, dude. You're way too good for us. You will never get anywhere in life with geeks like us as friends.
Timmy: What's wrong with you? You're -
Elmer: Go, Timmy! Go soar above us and live life to the fullest, and the coolest!
Timmy: But I don't wanna!
Elmer: My boil has gone into mourning already, Timmy.
Chester: Timmy, this was not our decision (humble tone) it's the way of (places hand on heart) Dimmsdale Elementary, man. Now get our of here, and find some cooler friends....
(The friends walk off, leaving Timmy alone. He stands there, blinking, and his attention turns to the silent crowd of kids behind him).
Timmy: (frustrated) Shouldn't you be cheering for me or something??
[Crowd screams and cheers]
Timmy: (annoyed) Thank-you!
[Timmy opens his locker, his bodyguard falls out]
Timmy: Ohh hey, I forgot you were there.
Bodyguard: Uh huh. Hey, you got anymore of those sandwiches? (looks up) Ohh, finally! A bathroom break! Gotta go! (runs off)
[Timmy is greeted by Cosmo and Wanda, in the form of two books]
Wanda: Why the long face, Timmy?
Timmy: I ditched my friends! Only, they made me ditch them! In fact, I didn't have any say in it!
Cosmo: Well that sucks! Tell me, Timmy, do you mind us being books?
Timmy: (raises eyebrow) No...but that's not the point. I just can't believe they did that, I feel so alone -
Cosmo: (interrupting) Uh huh...uh huh. That's real sad. HA! WANDA! I TOLD YOU HE'D WANT US AS BOOKS! YOU SAID NO COSMO, LET'S BE GYM BAGS! BUT LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT....ME!
Wanda: Shut up! No-one likes a gloat!
Cosmo: I was right! I'm more perfect than you!
Wanda: Wait 'til I get over there you -
[Timmy slams his locker, ignoring his unsupportive fairies. He can hear them fighting in his locker]
Cosmo: (from the locker) Owww...be careful of my fun parts! Ahhhhh!!!!
Timmy: So my friends don't want me, my god parents are more interested in fighting than they are in me...at least I still have Trixie and my adoring public.
[At that moment, Trixie walks past]
Trixie: (desperately) Timmy! Why didn't you call me back last night??!
Timmy: Oh sorry Trixie, there was a lot going on -
Trixie: It's me, isn't it? Am I too ugly for you?
Timmy: No! It's not you! You're so pretty! I just -
Trixie: Sure I'm pretty, but you're...you're so...beautiful
Timmy: (sighs) Thanks. (sarcastic) I haven't heard that before.
Trixie: You're the more handsome boy in school.
Timmy: Thanks...but I'm a good person too, aren't I? I'm funny, and sweet!
Trixie: I suppose, but I mainly like you because you're pretty.
Timmy: So it's nothing to do with my inner beauty?
Trixie: (confused) Inner...beauty? What's that?
Timmy: (deflated) Nevermind. I'll call you later.
Trixie: Will you though??!
Timmy: (insisting) Yes!
Trixie: I'm not going to wait by the phone you know.
Timmy: I don't expect you -
Trixie: Yeah well you shouldn't expect me to! I'm a human being!
Timmy: I'll call you!
Trixie: It's just....I....I....I WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL TOO! Timmy! Do you have any idea how painful it is to look at someone pretty and feel so ugly against them? I HAVE NO SELF EESTEM! AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Timmy: Agghh! Dejavu!
Trixie: Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you can treat people like dirt! (bursts into tears)
Timmy: Trixie, I didn't mean -
Trixie: Keep away from me! You know if I was really beautiful I wouldn't treat people badly just because they were less pretty than me!
Timmy: (sarcastically) No...because you're nicer than that.
Trixie: (stops crying, and begins to get angry) Yeah! I'm nicer! I only want a boyfriend who is sweet, and kind, and funny, someone who has personality...someone who has...
Timmy: Inner beauty?
Trixie: Yeah, that!
Timmy: Trixie, I have inner beauty!
Trixie: Hahaha yeah, whatever! All you have is your looks! That's all I'm willing to acknowledge anyway! You're too pretty to have anymore to you than just your appearance. (storms off)
Timmy: So, I lost my friends, the love of my god parents and the girl of my dreams. At least I have my adoring public!
[Turns around to greet his public, who are no longer there. There is just a single kid waving a I LOVE TIMMY sign]
Timmy: Where did my crowd go??
Single Kid: Uh...they said your beauty was too intimidating for them and being around you made them feel ugly.
Timmy: They said that?
Single Kid: Actually one kid said that. Then he walked away. The rest followed him 'cos they had nowhere else to go. Kinda like sheep....
Timmy: So...Because I'm so beautiful, people actually feel threatened when they're near me because they think I'm too good for them?
Single Kid: Uh...yeah.
Timmy: So if I wasn't the perfect vision of handsome-ness and only used my inner beauty and charming personality to win friends, they'd all still be here? Is that it?
Single Kid: Uh..I dunno! What do I look like? A Fairy God Parent? Jeez...
Timmy: Wow. Maybe Wanda was right, maybe it IS all about inner beauty. Maybe if I was just plain looking, using my wit and charm to gain friends and impress girls, I would be happier.
Single Kid: Uhh maybe. Wait are you still talking to me? Or are you learning a life lesson in the form of a monologue?
Timmy: Sure being good looking is fun, but at the end of the day people love you for who you are. If you're stunningly attractive, no-one cares about your personality. Wow, I guess I pity people like Trixie and Tad or Chad, no-one likes them for just being them.
Single Kid: Yeah, but they're really popular and rich. I don't think they care.
Timmy: It's not about your looks, it's on the inside that counts.....
Single Kid: Dude, where did you get this writer?
Timmy: I have realised what's important in life! I gotta get home and sort this all out! Thank-you, unknown stranger!
[Timmy runs out of the school and all the way home, excited and fulfilled]
Single Kid: (calling after him) Wait...you're going home? It's only 11.03! And my name is NOT unknown stranger, it's Lenny! And your hat's not on properly! Did you get dressed in the dark this morning...Jeez I hate cartoon characters......They're just so 2D...
Will Timmy get home and stop Cosmo and Wanda fighting long enough to reverse the wish? Will the writer be able to string together a half decent ending to complete this complete disgrace for a story? Find out in the next exciting installment of Timmy Got Pretty, coming soon!