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Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 4 - The Resolve
[Timmy wanders into his bedroom, he's wearing a white bed sheet from head to toe. The only body part you can see are his eyes, which he cut little holes out for]
Timmy: (muffled from the sheet) Cosmo, Wanda! Get out here!
[The fairies poof in front of him]
Cosmo: (screams) AHHH! GHOST! (hides behind Wanda) Please don't hurt me, I have a wife! (thinks for a second) Take her instead, she's got more meat on her! I'll be too chewy!
Wanda: (annoyed) Hey! I'm floating right next to you!
Timmy: (muffled) Guys! It's me, Timmy! (places his 'silly pink hat' on his head over the sheet)
Cosmo: (shocked) On no! The ghost ate Timmy! And stole his silly pink hat!
Wanda: Why would anyone want to steal that silly pink hat?
Timmy: (muffled) HEY! I LIKE THIS HAT...it brings out my eyes. But that's not the point, it's me, Timmy, I want to reverse the wish!
[Timmy is barely audible through the sheet]
Wanda: What did he say? I heard, "it's free, Jimmy, I want to rehearse with my fish...?
Cosmo: Well I heard "it's me, silly, I want to converse about my favourite dish."
Timmy: (annoyed) I shouldn't skipped on the hole for my mouth.
Wanda: I shouldn't have kicked the mole for my cow? Huh???!!
Cosmo: Hey! Wanda can kick anything she wants!
[Wanda kicks Cosmo]
Cosmo: What was that for!??
Wanda: (mimicks Cosmo in a squeaky voice) Take her instead! She has more meat on her! Ner Ner Ner, I'm Cosmo! I wear a stupid tie and I think the moon is made of cheese!
Cosmo: (horrified) You mean....it's not?
Timmy: (very frustrated, now starts to yell) IT'S ME! TIMMY! I WANT TO REVERSE MY WISH!
Cosmo: Oh, it's Timmy! He wants to reverse his wish! Jeez there's no need to yell, Timmy, we're only 2 feet away...
Wanda: Why are you wearing a sheet, sport?
Cosmo: Halloween's not 'til next month! And you already have a better costume than me!
Timmy: I have to disguise my looks, or you'll start crying or fighting, and Cosmo will tell his monkey story.
Wanda: Well it makes sense, beauty makes people do crazy things!
Timmy: Can I wish now?
Wanda: Wish away!
Timmy: I wish I wasn't beautiful anymore! I wish I looked the way I did before I made this dumb wish!
[The fairies wave their wands, there's a big poof of smoke that reads "UGLY!". We see Timmy is still under the sheet]
Cosmo: Time for the moment of truth!
[The fairies whip the sheet off Timmy. He looks the same of course, but do people still see his beauty? He turns to his fairies. There's no arguments, no crying, no obsessive perfection...everything seems fine, until Cosmo bursts into tears!]
Timmy: (to Cosmo) Oh No! Am I still beautiful???
Cosmo: Aghhh! He's...so...ugly!!! [cries]
Timmy: I'M UGLY AGAIN!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Wow, never thought I'd be happy to say that! Wait..Cosmo! Cheap shot!
Cosmo: Gotcha! (hysterical) Hahahahahahaha!
Timmy: (Deadpan) Wanda, kick him.
Cosmo: (stops laughing suddenly) Aggh! No! I was kidding! I was kidding!
[Cosmo waves his wand and is suddenly covered head to toe in bubble wrap]
Cosmo: Ha! Can't get me now!
[Wanda and Timmy exchange a "you thinking what I'm thinking?" glance before running to Cosmo. They unleash a wave of bubble popping upon him! The room fills with sounds of POP POP POP POP]
Cosmo: Noooooooooooo! Wait, that looks fun. I wanna turn! (attempts to move, but is stuck) Oh no! I'm doomed to a bubble free exsistance!
Timmy: (smiling) I'm so glad you're back to normal...! Or as normal as Cosmo gets anyway...I missed you guys.
Wanda: We missed you too, honey.
Cosmo: Yeah, we like you way better like this!
Timmy: So even though now I lost Trixie, my adoring crowds, my sunglasses and personal bodyguard, I'm glad I'm ugly again. I've learnt a valuable lesson about inner beauty, without it, you're nobody! I should have seen that the people who love me, love me for my personality and not the way I look. Besides, I'm not good looking in a convential way, but at least I have character.
Wanda: (sarcastic) Hmm...I think you've heard that somewhere before, Timmy. Maybe a wise, pink haired fairy told you all that in the beginning...
Cosmo: No I don't think so, I think it was a Chip Skylark song.
[It's the next day, Timmy has returned from school. He's on his bed explaining to Cosmo and Wanda that everything is back to normal]
Timmy: .....So I had to return my sunglasses and bodyguard to Tad and Chad, Trixie is totally ignoring me and the boil was wearing a "Timmy Drools, AJ Rules" hat today.
Wanda: (sympathetically) I'm sorry, honey.
Timmy: It's OK. The bodyguard ate all my lunch anyway, Trixie ignored me before the wish, the boil was just creepy and I am a big enough geek for my friends again. It all worked out!
Wanda: Did you learn any lessons, Timmy?
Timmy: I sure did. I learnt it's what's on the inside that counts and there are more to beautiful people than just their looks.
Cosmo: So the writer rambled on for four chapters just to tell us that?
Timmy: Yeah, but I think we had fun along the way.
Cosmo: And I can think of something great that came out of it!
Timmy & Wanda: (unison) What?
[Cosmo holds up his wand, there's a puff of smoke that says KA-SCARY! and Cosmo is dressed in a sheet, with just holes for eyes]
Cosmo: (muffled) I found my new halloween costume!
[Timmy and Wanda exchange confused glances]
Wanda: You're proud to be a pristine groom?! (angry) Hey.....Cosmo, are you cheating on me?! (raises wand)
Cosmo: (muffled) NO! I found a halloween costume!
Timmy: Your ground it will clean resume?
Cosmo: (shouting, but still muffled) THIS IS MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME?
Wanda: Chris is a clean legume?
Cosmo: (frustrated muffle) Oh nevermind. I quit!
Wanda: What was that last one he said?
Timmy: I think he said he found a halloween costume!
[They all laugh]
Timmy: I love happy endings!
Wanda: Yeah! Not that we've had a bad ending in all our time together!
Cosmo: No, but this one sure was poorly written!
Timmy: You bet!
!........THE END............!
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Timmy Gets Pretty!
Chapter 4 - The Resolve
[Timmy wanders into his bedroom, he's wearing a white bed sheet from head to toe. The only body part you can see are his eyes, which he cut little holes out for]
Timmy: (muffled from the sheet) Cosmo, Wanda! Get out here!
[The fairies poof in front of him]
Cosmo: (screams) AHHH! GHOST! (hides behind Wanda) Please don't hurt me, I have a wife! (thinks for a second) Take her instead, she's got more meat on her! I'll be too chewy!
Wanda: (annoyed) Hey! I'm floating right next to you!
Timmy: (muffled) Guys! It's me, Timmy! (places his 'silly pink hat' on his head over the sheet)
Cosmo: (shocked) On no! The ghost ate Timmy! And stole his silly pink hat!
Wanda: Why would anyone want to steal that silly pink hat?
Timmy: (muffled) HEY! I LIKE THIS HAT...it brings out my eyes. But that's not the point, it's me, Timmy, I want to reverse the wish!
[Timmy is barely audible through the sheet]
Wanda: What did he say? I heard, "it's free, Jimmy, I want to rehearse with my fish...?
Cosmo: Well I heard "it's me, silly, I want to converse about my favourite dish."
Timmy: (annoyed) I shouldn't skipped on the hole for my mouth.
Wanda: I shouldn't have kicked the mole for my cow? Huh???!!
Cosmo: Hey! Wanda can kick anything she wants!
[Wanda kicks Cosmo]
Cosmo: What was that for!??
Wanda: (mimicks Cosmo in a squeaky voice) Take her instead! She has more meat on her! Ner Ner Ner, I'm Cosmo! I wear a stupid tie and I think the moon is made of cheese!
Cosmo: (horrified) You mean....it's not?
Timmy: (very frustrated, now starts to yell) IT'S ME! TIMMY! I WANT TO REVERSE MY WISH!
Cosmo: Oh, it's Timmy! He wants to reverse his wish! Jeez there's no need to yell, Timmy, we're only 2 feet away...
Wanda: Why are you wearing a sheet, sport?
Cosmo: Halloween's not 'til next month! And you already have a better costume than me!
Timmy: I have to disguise my looks, or you'll start crying or fighting, and Cosmo will tell his monkey story.
Wanda: Well it makes sense, beauty makes people do crazy things!
Timmy: Can I wish now?
Wanda: Wish away!
Timmy: I wish I wasn't beautiful anymore! I wish I looked the way I did before I made this dumb wish!
[The fairies wave their wands, there's a big poof of smoke that reads "UGLY!". We see Timmy is still under the sheet]
Cosmo: Time for the moment of truth!
[The fairies whip the sheet off Timmy. He looks the same of course, but do people still see his beauty? He turns to his fairies. There's no arguments, no crying, no obsessive perfection...everything seems fine, until Cosmo bursts into tears!]
Timmy: (to Cosmo) Oh No! Am I still beautiful???
Cosmo: Aghhh! He's...so...ugly!!! [cries]
Timmy: I'M UGLY AGAIN!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Wow, never thought I'd be happy to say that! Wait..Cosmo! Cheap shot!
Cosmo: Gotcha! (hysterical) Hahahahahahaha!
Timmy: (Deadpan) Wanda, kick him.
Cosmo: (stops laughing suddenly) Aggh! No! I was kidding! I was kidding!
[Cosmo waves his wand and is suddenly covered head to toe in bubble wrap]
Cosmo: Ha! Can't get me now!
[Wanda and Timmy exchange a "you thinking what I'm thinking?" glance before running to Cosmo. They unleash a wave of bubble popping upon him! The room fills with sounds of POP POP POP POP]
Cosmo: Noooooooooooo! Wait, that looks fun. I wanna turn! (attempts to move, but is stuck) Oh no! I'm doomed to a bubble free exsistance!
Timmy: (smiling) I'm so glad you're back to normal...! Or as normal as Cosmo gets anyway...I missed you guys.
Wanda: We missed you too, honey.
Cosmo: Yeah, we like you way better like this!
Timmy: So even though now I lost Trixie, my adoring crowds, my sunglasses and personal bodyguard, I'm glad I'm ugly again. I've learnt a valuable lesson about inner beauty, without it, you're nobody! I should have seen that the people who love me, love me for my personality and not the way I look. Besides, I'm not good looking in a convential way, but at least I have character.
Wanda: (sarcastic) Hmm...I think you've heard that somewhere before, Timmy. Maybe a wise, pink haired fairy told you all that in the beginning...
Cosmo: No I don't think so, I think it was a Chip Skylark song.
[It's the next day, Timmy has returned from school. He's on his bed explaining to Cosmo and Wanda that everything is back to normal]
Timmy: .....So I had to return my sunglasses and bodyguard to Tad and Chad, Trixie is totally ignoring me and the boil was wearing a "Timmy Drools, AJ Rules" hat today.
Wanda: (sympathetically) I'm sorry, honey.
Timmy: It's OK. The bodyguard ate all my lunch anyway, Trixie ignored me before the wish, the boil was just creepy and I am a big enough geek for my friends again. It all worked out!
Wanda: Did you learn any lessons, Timmy?
Timmy: I sure did. I learnt it's what's on the inside that counts and there are more to beautiful people than just their looks.
Cosmo: So the writer rambled on for four chapters just to tell us that?
Timmy: Yeah, but I think we had fun along the way.
Cosmo: And I can think of something great that came out of it!
Timmy & Wanda: (unison) What?
[Cosmo holds up his wand, there's a puff of smoke that says KA-SCARY! and Cosmo is dressed in a sheet, with just holes for eyes]
Cosmo: (muffled) I found my new halloween costume!
[Timmy and Wanda exchange confused glances]
Wanda: You're proud to be a pristine groom?! (angry) Hey.....Cosmo, are you cheating on me?! (raises wand)
Cosmo: (muffled) NO! I found a halloween costume!
Timmy: Your ground it will clean resume?
Cosmo: (shouting, but still muffled) THIS IS MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME?
Wanda: Chris is a clean legume?
Cosmo: (frustrated muffle) Oh nevermind. I quit!
Wanda: What was that last one he said?
Timmy: I think he said he found a halloween costume!
[They all laugh]
Timmy: I love happy endings!
Wanda: Yeah! Not that we've had a bad ending in all our time together!
Cosmo: No, but this one sure was poorly written!
Timmy: You bet!
!........THE END............!
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