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Shrek, Fiona and Puss were sitting at the wooden kitchen table eating their eggs. "I thought we were out of groceries. How'd you find this delicious egg?" Shrek asked as he swallowed another bite of steaming hot egg. Fiona beamed. "You know I always find food when I'm hungry," she said. "That's my wife," Shrek smiled. "Even I must agree, these eggs are el tasty!" Puss said.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door of the cottage. "I'll get it." Fiona opened the door. A man in a fancy officer uniform was standing in the doorway. He whipped a shiny gold badge out of his pocket. "Good morning, I'm Bob, an officer from the FTCPA," the officer said. "FTCPA?" "Fairy Tale Creature Protection Agency. Anyways, I believe a Mr. Humpty Dumpty visited you in the swamp to ask you if..." Just then Puss gave a loud belch. Shrek and Fiona giggled. "Awwwww, what a cute cat! What a pretty kitty! Who's a pretty kitty?" the officer cooed. "Can we get to business here?" Fiona asked, hands on her hips and tapping her foot.
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"Ah, yes. Mr. Humpty Dumpty has gone missing since he came to this swamp this morning. Do you know where he's gone?" the officer asked. "Oh yeah. The egg dude. We ate him," Fiona replied nonchalantly. "You ate him?" the officer asked. His eyes grew wide. "Yep," Shrek said, leaning back on his chair. "And he was pretty good too!" Puss added. "It talks! The pretty kitty talks! Who's the pretty kitty? Who's the talking pretty kitty?" the officer said in a baby voice, tickling Puss's chin. Puss kicked his leg in between the officer's legs. "Nobody babies me and gets away with it! En guarde!" Puss whipped out a sword. "No, no, I won't baby the kitty! No, no!" the officer cried as he fought tears of pain in.
"So what's the big deal about eating the egg dude?" Fiona asked resting against the open door. The officer stood up. "What's the big deal? You ate the richest, wealthiest, most affluent, did I mention rich fairy tale creature alive today!!!" the officer screamed. "Who fried him?" he asked. Shrek and Puss looked at each other then at the officer. "It was Fiona!" they cried simultaneously. Fiona sighed. "Thanks guys. You're always there for me." The officer took Fiona's arm. "I'm going to have to arrest you." "WHAT?!?"
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Shrek, Fiona and Puss were sitting at the wooden kitchen table eating their eggs. "I thought we were out of groceries. How'd you find this delicious egg?" Shrek asked as he swallowed another bite of steaming hot egg. Fiona beamed. "You know I always find food when I'm hungry," she said. "That's my wife," Shrek smiled. "Even I must agree, these eggs are el tasty!" Puss said.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door of the cottage. "I'll get it." Fiona opened the door. A man in a fancy officer uniform was standing in the doorway. He whipped a shiny gold badge out of his pocket. "Good morning, I'm Bob, an officer from the FTCPA," the officer said. "FTCPA?" "Fairy Tale Creature Protection Agency. Anyways, I believe a Mr. Humpty Dumpty visited you in the swamp to ask you if..." Just then Puss gave a loud belch. Shrek and Fiona giggled. "Awwwww, what a cute cat! What a pretty kitty! Who's a pretty kitty?" the officer cooed. "Can we get to business here?" Fiona asked, hands on her hips and tapping her foot.
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"Ah, yes. Mr. Humpty Dumpty has gone missing since he came to this swamp this morning. Do you know where he's gone?" the officer asked. "Oh yeah. The egg dude. We ate him," Fiona replied nonchalantly. "You ate him?" the officer asked. His eyes grew wide. "Yep," Shrek said, leaning back on his chair. "And he was pretty good too!" Puss added. "It talks! The pretty kitty talks! Who's the pretty kitty? Who's the talking pretty kitty?" the officer said in a baby voice, tickling Puss's chin. Puss kicked his leg in between the officer's legs. "Nobody babies me and gets away with it! En guarde!" Puss whipped out a sword. "No, no, I won't baby the kitty! No, no!" the officer cried as he fought tears of pain in.
"So what's the big deal about eating the egg dude?" Fiona asked resting against the open door. The officer stood up. "What's the big deal? You ate the richest, wealthiest, most affluent, did I mention rich fairy tale creature alive today!!!" the officer screamed. "Who fried him?" he asked. Shrek and Puss looked at each other then at the officer. "It was Fiona!" they cried simultaneously. Fiona sighed. "Thanks guys. You're always there for me." The officer took Fiona's arm. "I'm going to have to arrest you." "WHAT?!?"