Spongebob was snoozing on the couch in front of the tube. Gary was in
slumber beside him. Kiki was supposedly making some BLT sandwiches. Or was
she?
Kiki was snooping around, stealing everything in sight that Spongebob owned. Just then Sandy appeared at the doorway. She was bringing a homemade real-acorn glazed cake to welcome Kiki to Bikini Bottom. Sandy was about to press the doorbell, but she peeked through the pineapple's window just in time. Then she realized Kiki was stealing from Sandy's beloved, Spongebob!
Sandy kicked the pineapple's door open. "Kiki Squarepants! What in Neptune's name are you doing stealing all of my crush's stuff!" Sandy hollered. Kiki put her fins on her hips. "It's the way I do it every time! I befriend the parents, go all goo-goo over the son, get hitched, steal the sucker's stuff, forge my husband's signature on the divorce papers, and disappear with all my new stuff. I never get caught because I say that the stuff is rightfully mine from when we were married," Kiki said, grinning evilly. "That's plain sick and wrong!" Sandy exclaimed. "Does it LOOK like I care?" Kiki snorted. "So long sucker's girlfriend!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Sandy grabbed Kiki by her skinny little legs and swung her around. "AAAGGGGGGHHH!" Kiki wailed. Then Sandy slammed Kiki onto the ground and stepped on her stomach. "Ahhhhhhhh," Kiki moaned. Sandy pulled her up by her fin and then slapped her in the face. She threw Sandy in the air then kicked her hard in the butt. "Time to take out the trash!" Sandy grinned. Sandy pulled a roll of minty white tooth floss out of her pocket. She wrapped Kiki in the floss tightly. Sandy ran out and then dumped the crying Kiki into a passing stinky garbage truck. Sandy clapped her hands together. "I love the satisfaction of a job well done," she said happily.
Suddenly a groggy, sleepy Spongebob ran outside. "What happened? Where's Kiki?" he asked confusedly. Sandy smiled. "She's gone. She decided she wasn't ready to marry after all," she lied. "Awww, tartar sauce! Well, it was great while it lasted. I just wish I could marry again. It was fun," Spongebob said. Sandy batted her eyelashes and snuggled close to her beloved. "I'm still free," she whispered intimately.
Kiki was snooping around, stealing everything in sight that Spongebob owned. Just then Sandy appeared at the doorway. She was bringing a homemade real-acorn glazed cake to welcome Kiki to Bikini Bottom. Sandy was about to press the doorbell, but she peeked through the pineapple's window just in time. Then she realized Kiki was stealing from Sandy's beloved, Spongebob!
Sandy kicked the pineapple's door open. "Kiki Squarepants! What in Neptune's name are you doing stealing all of my crush's stuff!" Sandy hollered. Kiki put her fins on her hips. "It's the way I do it every time! I befriend the parents, go all goo-goo over the son, get hitched, steal the sucker's stuff, forge my husband's signature on the divorce papers, and disappear with all my new stuff. I never get caught because I say that the stuff is rightfully mine from when we were married," Kiki said, grinning evilly. "That's plain sick and wrong!" Sandy exclaimed. "Does it LOOK like I care?" Kiki snorted. "So long sucker's girlfriend!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Sandy grabbed Kiki by her skinny little legs and swung her around. "AAAGGGGGGHHH!" Kiki wailed. Then Sandy slammed Kiki onto the ground and stepped on her stomach. "Ahhhhhhhh," Kiki moaned. Sandy pulled her up by her fin and then slapped her in the face. She threw Sandy in the air then kicked her hard in the butt. "Time to take out the trash!" Sandy grinned. Sandy pulled a roll of minty white tooth floss out of her pocket. She wrapped Kiki in the floss tightly. Sandy ran out and then dumped the crying Kiki into a passing stinky garbage truck. Sandy clapped her hands together. "I love the satisfaction of a job well done," she said happily.
Suddenly a groggy, sleepy Spongebob ran outside. "What happened? Where's Kiki?" he asked confusedly. Sandy smiled. "She's gone. She decided she wasn't ready to marry after all," she lied. "Awww, tartar sauce! Well, it was great while it lasted. I just wish I could marry again. It was fun," Spongebob said. Sandy batted her eyelashes and snuggled close to her beloved. "I'm still free," she whispered intimately.