The awkward silence was broken by Buffy's inquisition. "So how do you know
Andrew and Xander."?
"Well they came in today to buy." But before Nick could finish Xander nervously interjected.
"Wood! We went to buy wood for the window." It seems that the pixie magic that was supposed to have contained the memory of their little threesome was waning. Probably on account of the lack of spell worthy words that rhymed with Xander.
"Uh huh." You didn't need Slayer senses to know that Xander was lying. The Slayer decided to see how long Xander and Andrew could keep up with the charade.
"So you guys went to go buy "wood" and then?"
"We met Nick and bought wood and then a giant sock eating demon chased us out of the parking lot."
"A giant sock-eating demon?" Buffy tried desperately to keep the incredulous out of her voice. Nick blushed remembering the bizarre event. He was chasing after them then suddenly he grew ten feet tall and developed horns and a few other appendages that were not at all human like. But that transmigration only had lasted a few minutes. It was possible that he had daydreamed it all.
"While walking to the car Andrew fell over and lost a sock cuz the giant sock-eater grabbed his legs and.." This charade was going way too long. And if there was something otherworldly or dangerous going on the Slayer had to know about it. Buffy rolled her eyes and took Willow on the side to a semi out of earshot distance.
"Alright Will who is he and how'd he come out of that thing?" Buffy said pointing at the silvery orb now contained within the golden inlay.
"Well as far as I can tell. Pixies from another dimension are using Andrew and Xander as generators."
"And the orby thing."
"That's the battery, I think it changes color when a certain power level is reached."
"So those three were ummm generating a lot of power?"
"Yup. Most likely the pixies are waiting for it to be full and then the'll make their move. Although unfortunately bringing Nick here sapped some of it's juice."
"But what if they umm make too much juice.I mean power." It was weird thinking bout Xander being gay, Andrew was an exception but she always figured Xander was joking when he asked Willow to "gay him up." And with his oddly demonic past relationships it was that hard to question whether that" sock-eating demon" wanted to eat more than a sock. Buffy laughed as she thought that. Buffy shook her head and laid out a plan.
"Right we'll keep them here and when the pixies show up we throw them into jars with holes punched in the top."
"I could make a magical cage but I'll have to get some ingredients. We should give this back to Andrew, pixies are smart. If they know we know then we're going to be in a lot of trouble."
"Okay. We should keep Nick here just in case they decide to go after him." Willow didn't know whether Buffy meant Andrew and Xander or the pixies.
Back in the kitchen.
"How'd I get here." The youth scratched his head and looked around the oak paneling in the kitchen. "I was moving planks when this hole thing opened up under me and bamn!"
Andrew and Xander exchanged glances. They didn't know whether to tell him that the uber powerful witch used her magic to draw him out through a pixie talisman. Or just to simply say that. Well that was the only reason Xander could think of. Before Andrew could ramble off in a very science fiction- esk reason Xander decided to just say the truth.
"You were brought here because Willow the red head in the corner summoned you. She's a witch."
"Her? She's a witch?" Nick's neck craned around and watched as Buffy and Willow still tried to decide what to do. Nick had the stereotypical idea of a witch warty, crooked nose, green.
"Not all witch's are green." Willow's voice had piped up from behind them.
"Wow she's good." Nick was visibly impressed with that one.
"Alright Nick you are to stay here until we get everything sorted." Buffy decided to play it safe and keep them all together.
"But who am I going to be sleeping with?"
The second akward silence was filled with Xander and Andrew both psychically screaming out Pick ME PICK ME!
Both Willow and Buffy coughed. "Right we're going to go buy some things for our pizza problem." Willow's placed over emphasis on the pi and the end of the word pizza was lost on them.
"Mushrooms and pepperoni please." Instead of a yes Andrew got a very confused gaze and a sigh from the two women. "Guess not."
"You both have fun, oh here Andrew." Willow reached out and placed the talisman back into Andrew's hands.
"Are you sure it's okay for them to have that? I mean what if they make too much power and go all kablooey?"
"How much energy could three young men make?"
Both of their eyes became large O's.
"We should get back as soon as possible."
Willow nodded a "yup"
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"Do you remember anything we did like an hour ago?" Nick asked waving his hands in front of Andrew and Xander's faces.
"I think I do. You, me, and Xander got all groiny." The trio stopped to think about it. What was previously gray flashes became more colored and started to slow down forming pictures in their brains.
"Errrr Xcarter? Are they remembering?" Iris asked pointing at the three men standing dazed in the kitchen.
"Uhh probably. If we're lucky maybe the'll start getting it on again."
"Yah that witch totally drained the talisman."
"Hmmm let's go inside for a closer look." The pixies flitted through the key hole in the door to the backyard and hovered above the refrigerator.
The three men now remembering in vivid detail of their sexual escapades became engorged with blood. Andrew turned and stared at Xander's hard on, Xander noticed Nick's impeccably tight pants, while Nick wanted to force his hands down Andrew's white boxers.
Being seventeen has it's advantages. A raging sex drive and need for spontaneous sexual encounters was just a few of them. Nick's right arm circled Andrew's neck and he gave Andrew's nipple a tight squeeze. Not wanting to be outdone by the strapping lad, Xander pressed his clothed pelvis into Nick's hips and started rotating it around and licking the nape of his neck. Andrew's nipple started hurting so he gave out a yelp and passionately diverted Nick's attention by licking Andrew's ear. A few muffled cries were heard from the kitchen but none of the slayers in training thought anything of it. Xander's eyes closed and he leaned his head back. How good it would feel to be sucked on while kissing Andrew. Andrew in near synchronicity thought it to. They both took off their shirts. Nick remembered what it was like to taste dick. The musky salty aroma was intoxicating for him. He obediently knelt between the two older guys and started unzipping their pants.
Once released Andrew and Xander's hardons pulsed with each beat of their heart. Both had a drop of precum and begged to be swolled whole. But who to suck first? Nick decided to do both at the same time. Only their heads could fit in his mouth at once but it was still tasty enough. Nick's tongue made a pleasantly wet lapping noise at it made rough circles on their dicks.
"MMmmm" Andrew's moaning was cut short by Xander's lips placed on his. Their breathe becoming short bursts as Nick's pace became faster. Andrew bit down on Xander's lips to prevent himself from moaning too loud.
"OW!" Andrew had bit Xander a bit too hard.
"What the bloody hell is all that racket up there? Cant the undead get any sleep around here?" Spike sauntered up the basement stairs and followed the source of the racket. His entrance was diminished by the fact that he had walked in on their little orgy.
"Mmmm" Xander, eyes closed rolled his head back and forth a grin on his face.
"Well aren't you the nummy treat?"
"That voice.The sarcasm.Spike!" Xander's eyes popped open and saw the vampire with a smirk on his face.
"I knew blondey here was a poof I didn't think you were though. Bullocks if I had your bad luck with women I would probably be gay now."
"Umm well.Andrew get a stake."
"Isn't it a little weird to be hungry now?"
"I don't think you're going to be dusting me today Xander. It appears to me your wood is currently in someone's mouth." Spike further accentuated his point by darting his eyes between Nick on the floor and Xander's bare attempts at keeping a coherent sentence together.
"Relax yah wankers. I'm just here to get a drink and all of you can go back to being poofs again."
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Anya was busily helping a customer buy a tacky crystal wizard when Willow and Buffy entered the Magic Box.
"Anya where do you keep your fox glove oil?"
"Second shelf next to the powdered toad warts."
"Now Will, powdered toad warts. Is that like the powder that comes out of a toad's warts or is it like you powder a toad and then you get powdery warts? Could a dying toad donate his warts?"
Willow was about to answer but the rising tone of Anya's voice distracted her. She was talking to a rather tall man wearing a tacky suit, olive green. Who was attempting to buy the ugly wizard statuary.
" Now sir. We don't have a return policy all sales are final and if you have any problem with that I can turn you into a walrus covered with enough pimples that your penis will fall off in large chunky masses do you understand me?" Anya continued, addressing the rather large man in the green suite in this sort of aggressive manner till he broke away in a near sprint for the door.
"Anya what did you say to him?" Buffy turned from the jar of boiled new eggs and asked.
"I just told him what happened to the last man that had asked me for a discount."
"But that was in sixteenth century France with a very enraged prostitute."
"Well I left her out of it. He still got the message."
"Ahhhh wiccan brambles." Willow was hunched over a small basket full of black shiny pieces of wood. She grabbed one and started rotating them in her hand. The branch curled around her arm and started squeezing tightly. "Release!" she commanded. Instantly the branch uncurled and fell back into the basket. "These are great."
"So Willow what are you buying for? Plan on flaying people again or making us lose our memories?" Anya's untactful approach was usually a bit offsetting but Willow had her own set of ammo.
"I'm just going to make a cage for the pixies that are trying to cross dimensions using Andrew and Xander's sexual antics as an energy source." This didn't compute in Anya's mind. It did cause her to scream out impulsively and rather loudly "Xander's gay!" The entire store looked back at her.
"Are you saying that Andrew and my.uhh Xander are having sex?"
"As we speak, right on the kitchen floor. Probably knocked over a bowl of fruit or something."
"I don't believe this and I don' t even know how it works. Willow you're gay how do you people you know? Give each other screaming orgasms."
"Well." Willow blushed. "How should I know?"
"But you're gay. Gay people have sex, you've had sex I know. I can tell you walk into the hallway with a goofy grin on your face and your hair is everywhere and you don't care. Sigh I miss that feeling."
"But Anya I'm a lesbian."
" Not the point. You're still gay right?"
"Yes but I'm a gay woman the're gay men."
Still frustrated at the concept a light bulb went off in Anya's head. " I know. Hold on." Anya scurried off into a corner of the shop and ran back with a set of silver wear. "We'll use these."
%^%^^$^$^#*#*())*8 blah I'm tired. Here's a chapter just for you guys I know I haven't updated yet and I feel terrible that this isn't even finished chapter but just to prove I'm not dead I'm posting it anyways. Much love and the second part of this will be up in a few days.I hope gahh I'm soo tired. I promise mad pants wetting sex so stay tuned. ;-)
"Well they came in today to buy." But before Nick could finish Xander nervously interjected.
"Wood! We went to buy wood for the window." It seems that the pixie magic that was supposed to have contained the memory of their little threesome was waning. Probably on account of the lack of spell worthy words that rhymed with Xander.
"Uh huh." You didn't need Slayer senses to know that Xander was lying. The Slayer decided to see how long Xander and Andrew could keep up with the charade.
"So you guys went to go buy "wood" and then?"
"We met Nick and bought wood and then a giant sock eating demon chased us out of the parking lot."
"A giant sock-eating demon?" Buffy tried desperately to keep the incredulous out of her voice. Nick blushed remembering the bizarre event. He was chasing after them then suddenly he grew ten feet tall and developed horns and a few other appendages that were not at all human like. But that transmigration only had lasted a few minutes. It was possible that he had daydreamed it all.
"While walking to the car Andrew fell over and lost a sock cuz the giant sock-eater grabbed his legs and.." This charade was going way too long. And if there was something otherworldly or dangerous going on the Slayer had to know about it. Buffy rolled her eyes and took Willow on the side to a semi out of earshot distance.
"Alright Will who is he and how'd he come out of that thing?" Buffy said pointing at the silvery orb now contained within the golden inlay.
"Well as far as I can tell. Pixies from another dimension are using Andrew and Xander as generators."
"And the orby thing."
"That's the battery, I think it changes color when a certain power level is reached."
"So those three were ummm generating a lot of power?"
"Yup. Most likely the pixies are waiting for it to be full and then the'll make their move. Although unfortunately bringing Nick here sapped some of it's juice."
"But what if they umm make too much juice.I mean power." It was weird thinking bout Xander being gay, Andrew was an exception but she always figured Xander was joking when he asked Willow to "gay him up." And with his oddly demonic past relationships it was that hard to question whether that" sock-eating demon" wanted to eat more than a sock. Buffy laughed as she thought that. Buffy shook her head and laid out a plan.
"Right we'll keep them here and when the pixies show up we throw them into jars with holes punched in the top."
"I could make a magical cage but I'll have to get some ingredients. We should give this back to Andrew, pixies are smart. If they know we know then we're going to be in a lot of trouble."
"Okay. We should keep Nick here just in case they decide to go after him." Willow didn't know whether Buffy meant Andrew and Xander or the pixies.
Back in the kitchen.
"How'd I get here." The youth scratched his head and looked around the oak paneling in the kitchen. "I was moving planks when this hole thing opened up under me and bamn!"
Andrew and Xander exchanged glances. They didn't know whether to tell him that the uber powerful witch used her magic to draw him out through a pixie talisman. Or just to simply say that. Well that was the only reason Xander could think of. Before Andrew could ramble off in a very science fiction- esk reason Xander decided to just say the truth.
"You were brought here because Willow the red head in the corner summoned you. She's a witch."
"Her? She's a witch?" Nick's neck craned around and watched as Buffy and Willow still tried to decide what to do. Nick had the stereotypical idea of a witch warty, crooked nose, green.
"Not all witch's are green." Willow's voice had piped up from behind them.
"Wow she's good." Nick was visibly impressed with that one.
"Alright Nick you are to stay here until we get everything sorted." Buffy decided to play it safe and keep them all together.
"But who am I going to be sleeping with?"
The second akward silence was filled with Xander and Andrew both psychically screaming out Pick ME PICK ME!
Both Willow and Buffy coughed. "Right we're going to go buy some things for our pizza problem." Willow's placed over emphasis on the pi and the end of the word pizza was lost on them.
"Mushrooms and pepperoni please." Instead of a yes Andrew got a very confused gaze and a sigh from the two women. "Guess not."
"You both have fun, oh here Andrew." Willow reached out and placed the talisman back into Andrew's hands.
"Are you sure it's okay for them to have that? I mean what if they make too much power and go all kablooey?"
"How much energy could three young men make?"
Both of their eyes became large O's.
"We should get back as soon as possible."
Willow nodded a "yup"
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"Do you remember anything we did like an hour ago?" Nick asked waving his hands in front of Andrew and Xander's faces.
"I think I do. You, me, and Xander got all groiny." The trio stopped to think about it. What was previously gray flashes became more colored and started to slow down forming pictures in their brains.
"Errrr Xcarter? Are they remembering?" Iris asked pointing at the three men standing dazed in the kitchen.
"Uhh probably. If we're lucky maybe the'll start getting it on again."
"Yah that witch totally drained the talisman."
"Hmmm let's go inside for a closer look." The pixies flitted through the key hole in the door to the backyard and hovered above the refrigerator.
The three men now remembering in vivid detail of their sexual escapades became engorged with blood. Andrew turned and stared at Xander's hard on, Xander noticed Nick's impeccably tight pants, while Nick wanted to force his hands down Andrew's white boxers.
Being seventeen has it's advantages. A raging sex drive and need for spontaneous sexual encounters was just a few of them. Nick's right arm circled Andrew's neck and he gave Andrew's nipple a tight squeeze. Not wanting to be outdone by the strapping lad, Xander pressed his clothed pelvis into Nick's hips and started rotating it around and licking the nape of his neck. Andrew's nipple started hurting so he gave out a yelp and passionately diverted Nick's attention by licking Andrew's ear. A few muffled cries were heard from the kitchen but none of the slayers in training thought anything of it. Xander's eyes closed and he leaned his head back. How good it would feel to be sucked on while kissing Andrew. Andrew in near synchronicity thought it to. They both took off their shirts. Nick remembered what it was like to taste dick. The musky salty aroma was intoxicating for him. He obediently knelt between the two older guys and started unzipping their pants.
Once released Andrew and Xander's hardons pulsed with each beat of their heart. Both had a drop of precum and begged to be swolled whole. But who to suck first? Nick decided to do both at the same time. Only their heads could fit in his mouth at once but it was still tasty enough. Nick's tongue made a pleasantly wet lapping noise at it made rough circles on their dicks.
"MMmmm" Andrew's moaning was cut short by Xander's lips placed on his. Their breathe becoming short bursts as Nick's pace became faster. Andrew bit down on Xander's lips to prevent himself from moaning too loud.
"OW!" Andrew had bit Xander a bit too hard.
"What the bloody hell is all that racket up there? Cant the undead get any sleep around here?" Spike sauntered up the basement stairs and followed the source of the racket. His entrance was diminished by the fact that he had walked in on their little orgy.
"Mmmm" Xander, eyes closed rolled his head back and forth a grin on his face.
"Well aren't you the nummy treat?"
"That voice.The sarcasm.Spike!" Xander's eyes popped open and saw the vampire with a smirk on his face.
"I knew blondey here was a poof I didn't think you were though. Bullocks if I had your bad luck with women I would probably be gay now."
"Umm well.Andrew get a stake."
"Isn't it a little weird to be hungry now?"
"I don't think you're going to be dusting me today Xander. It appears to me your wood is currently in someone's mouth." Spike further accentuated his point by darting his eyes between Nick on the floor and Xander's bare attempts at keeping a coherent sentence together.
"Relax yah wankers. I'm just here to get a drink and all of you can go back to being poofs again."
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Anya was busily helping a customer buy a tacky crystal wizard when Willow and Buffy entered the Magic Box.
"Anya where do you keep your fox glove oil?"
"Second shelf next to the powdered toad warts."
"Now Will, powdered toad warts. Is that like the powder that comes out of a toad's warts or is it like you powder a toad and then you get powdery warts? Could a dying toad donate his warts?"
Willow was about to answer but the rising tone of Anya's voice distracted her. She was talking to a rather tall man wearing a tacky suit, olive green. Who was attempting to buy the ugly wizard statuary.
" Now sir. We don't have a return policy all sales are final and if you have any problem with that I can turn you into a walrus covered with enough pimples that your penis will fall off in large chunky masses do you understand me?" Anya continued, addressing the rather large man in the green suite in this sort of aggressive manner till he broke away in a near sprint for the door.
"Anya what did you say to him?" Buffy turned from the jar of boiled new eggs and asked.
"I just told him what happened to the last man that had asked me for a discount."
"But that was in sixteenth century France with a very enraged prostitute."
"Well I left her out of it. He still got the message."
"Ahhhh wiccan brambles." Willow was hunched over a small basket full of black shiny pieces of wood. She grabbed one and started rotating them in her hand. The branch curled around her arm and started squeezing tightly. "Release!" she commanded. Instantly the branch uncurled and fell back into the basket. "These are great."
"So Willow what are you buying for? Plan on flaying people again or making us lose our memories?" Anya's untactful approach was usually a bit offsetting but Willow had her own set of ammo.
"I'm just going to make a cage for the pixies that are trying to cross dimensions using Andrew and Xander's sexual antics as an energy source." This didn't compute in Anya's mind. It did cause her to scream out impulsively and rather loudly "Xander's gay!" The entire store looked back at her.
"Are you saying that Andrew and my.uhh Xander are having sex?"
"As we speak, right on the kitchen floor. Probably knocked over a bowl of fruit or something."
"I don't believe this and I don' t even know how it works. Willow you're gay how do you people you know? Give each other screaming orgasms."
"Well." Willow blushed. "How should I know?"
"But you're gay. Gay people have sex, you've had sex I know. I can tell you walk into the hallway with a goofy grin on your face and your hair is everywhere and you don't care. Sigh I miss that feeling."
"But Anya I'm a lesbian."
" Not the point. You're still gay right?"
"Yes but I'm a gay woman the're gay men."
Still frustrated at the concept a light bulb went off in Anya's head. " I know. Hold on." Anya scurried off into a corner of the shop and ran back with a set of silver wear. "We'll use these."
%^%^^$^$^#*#*())*8 blah I'm tired. Here's a chapter just for you guys I know I haven't updated yet and I feel terrible that this isn't even finished chapter but just to prove I'm not dead I'm posting it anyways. Much love and the second part of this will be up in a few days.I hope gahh I'm soo tired. I promise mad pants wetting sex so stay tuned. ;-)