In the magic shop, willow is holding the fork and knife that Anya had
provided to demonstrate the "how to's" of gay sex. Trying to muster up
enough pedagogical bravado as she could, her teaching experience for Miss
Calendar would not come in handy at this time.
"Okay Anya let's say two."
"Pandas" Buffy had overheard and decided to throw in some endangered species animal fun to her explanation. Willow turned to Buffy with a look of "why did you say that?" Buffy returned her confusion with a wink and a giggle.
"Right so when two male pandas fall in love and they want to take their intimacy to the next level."
"You mean sex."
"Yes when two male pandas are in love and in a committed relationship they have sex."
"But how? You still haven't answered that question."
"Ummm right." Still bewildered at how she was supposed to use the knife and fork to aid her Willow sat back and pondered how best to explain the ins and outs of sex. Of course to make it easier she could have conjured simulacrums of naked men and have them make love on the counter but that would attract a lot more attention.
"So when a male panda decides he."
"Yah yah." Anya cut her off. "I get it love blah blah. How do they?" To emphasis her question she made a circle with her right hand and poked her left hand pointer through it repeatedly.
"Ohhh ummm. Well, let's say the knife and fork are pandas." Willow pointed the knife head down and slid it between the fork prongs. "Then they keep going at it till finally."
"Orgasm!" Anya was proud that she had finally understood one concept under the mish mash of pandas and silverware.
"Yes, orgasm."
"But male bodies don't interlock. Where do they insert their penises?" Things started going down hill from here. Willow really did not want to continue the explanation. "I mean no wonder pandas are endangered the're all gay. And you still haven't explained how it all happens." Anya's constant questioning about sex made willow more wierded out by the minute.
People around them were starting to stare, of course it was only two portly looking men and a small ugly looking brunette traipsing around the store along with Buffy, but they were still looking. Willow couldn't handle it anymore, she channeled the mystical energies around her and let loose a surge above the table. Her fingers still tingled as she commanded rather loudly "Exposta!" White lightening curved around the circle of the table and formed a dome like looking glass. "Here Anya watch this."
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Spike's uninvited entrance into their threesome destroyed the mood. He guzzled his blood from the bottle in the fridge and left.
"Wow who's the gay guy?" Nick asked looking up from Andrew and Xander's crotch.
"Oh he's not gay he's just British." Xander replied winking.
"But he is a vampire right? I mean he wasn't drinking V8."
Ordinarily this sort of question would instigate a sort of speech on the existence of the world and of evil and so forth but instead Xander just shrugged and said. "Yah, he's a vampire alright."
"Cool. Now where were we?" Nick tilted his head to the left and with a lapping motion of tongue sweeped between Andrew and Xander's cocks. His nostrils soaked in the smell of their youth.
"Mmm Xander? Nick? Maybe we should go someplace else." Andrew had gotten a little uncomfortable once he realized that a gaggle of SIT's could stumble on them at any moment.
"Good point. But where?" Xander closed his shirt and leaned against the fridge. "The backyard probably has Kennedy training the fear of God into some SITs. And well you know how private the bathroom is. Maybe Will's room?"
"You mean the witch's room? What if she catches us and turns us into frogs or something? I mean has she done that sort of thing before?"
"Well she flayed a guy alive once and tried to run us over by taking control of a big rig." Andrew always liked being helpful but sadly this wasn't very comforting.
"Oh my God. She's gonna catch us screwing around and then she's gonna flay us alive."
"Yah but what a way to go." Andrew liked being helpful and Xander just like being sarcastic. All this did was make Nick sweat more.
"Don't worry. Come with us we know the way." Xander grabbed Nick's hand and pulled him to his feet. They had passed a few very confused SIT's yacking about boys and whether they would die in the upcoming war, though seeing three partially nude men walking past their door did brighten their spirits a little.
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Anya watched as the three men entered Willow's room and proceeded to kiss on Willow's bed. "Umm Willow?" Anya turned and tried to get the witch's attention but she just waved it off. Apparently picking the right Ferral demon mucus was more important than the possibility for three overly sexually men to heavily stain her bedding. "Alright." Anya said to herself not a bit assured.
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Xander had noticed that Nick's mouth tasted almost sweet. They were lying next to each other firmly tasting each other's mouths. Andrew had finally gotten naked and proceeded around Nick's body and began to twist and pinch Nick's nipples.
"Mmm Ahhh." Andrew's firm pinch opened Nick's mouth into a moan of pain and pleasure. Xander took advantage of this and slid his tongue deeper into Nick's mouth while shifting his naked wet body onto his. Xander's body pinned Nick's down, two tongues caressing each other. Andrew had an idea.
He maneuvered himself behind the two. Andrew said. "Xander I want to rim you while fucking Nick." A few dirty thoughts ran through Xander's mind but being rimmed while the other person was being fucked was something that sounded like a lot of fun. Xander arched his back up giving Andrew a full view of his bubble butt while being spread eagle over Nick's crotch. Two hot pieces of flesh were inserted into the two. Andrew's tongue found Xander's hole and his dick squeezed into Nick's. A muffled moan could be heard from the two, who's tongues were still entangled into each other.
Andrew had never rimmed before at first it disgusted him but Xander's moans of pleasure drove him to keep going. His tongue pressed and grated against Xander's puckered hole. To Xander it was like he was being fingered except with something wet and warm. Andrew played around the edge before shoving his tongue inside without warning. Xander's bubble butt nestled against his cheeks as he continued eating him out. Andrew was doing this while stroking the firm Nick's firm dick and pumping his tight ass. Two asses at the same time it was euphoric. Nick's hole tightly clenched on his dick, Xander's puckered against his tongue both in synch with each other. Nick's moan of being penetrated was devoured by Xander's hungry mouth. And every spasm Xander's ass made because Andrew was nibbling on something tender, lunged Xander's cock into Nick's cock. Nick's ass squeezed Andrew's dick. Nick bared down as Andrew's cock penetrated deeper with each lunge.
"Mmmm OOHh!" Andrew's tongue had flicked Xander's g spot. A smile crossed Andrew's face and he leaned over and nudged the same place. "OOHhh MMMM!" One last flick and Xander rained a very warm shower onto Nick's crotch.
"Alright Andrew. Nick's lubed up and I'm still sticky. It's a pity we don't have an ass to wipe off all of this." pointing at his still hard dick and Nick's soaked crotch. "Oh wait we do." Xander winked at Nick.
"Huh?" Andrew looked up at the two men and wondered why they looked at him like that. The two men rushed Andrew and held him firmly against the bed.
"You had your fun with us now it's our turn." Nick popped his two fingers into Andrew and Xander held his arms down.
Nick's dick touched Andrew's inner thigh. "Come here." Nick flipped Andrew's body onto himself and fucked him hard. "Xander. There's plenty of room come on in." Andrew had never been fucked by two dicks before and he was afraid it would hurt a lot. But he was sure he could handle it.
"You sure?" Xander asked warily.
"Yah I can handle it. Come on Xander, fuck me." As Xander slid his dick inside it graced against Nick's own. Andrew's anus bore down and pressed the two dicks together as they fucked. Andrew felt like he was gonna be split in half. But the pressure on his anus made up for it. It was amazing. His hole stretched to accommodate both of their dicks with enough space to spare. Nick lunged and Xander moaned as he could feel it to.
"Oohh My! Aahhhhhhh!" Andrew's eyes rolled into the back of his head and spasmed his hips in an attempt to fuck them both at the same time. To feel both of their dicks and enjoy being filled.
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"Anya? So do you understand now?" Willow asked while walking back to the small mob that had formed. Several shoppers had abandoned their searches and were gawking and getting very hot.
Anya was too busy munching on popcorn staring to reply to anything around her. "Hello Anya? Hmmm that bed sheet looks familiar, the're a little ruffled but there is something about them..." Willow's eyes grew wider. "The're having sex on my bed?"
"Buffy! We have to go!"
"Huh?" Buffy turned around and saw Willow's horrified face. She glanced from Will's face to the looking glass. "Hey Will.OH MY. You think you can get that pixie cage done in the car?"
"Well I don't 'know it's a sort of temperamental spell."
"Umm Will? "Buffy's eyes emphasizing the action soiling her nice burgundy bed sheets.
"I can do it."
"Good, we gotta go now."
While Willow was walking out of the store she just remembered. "Clabets!" The looking glass dissolved.
"HEY!" Anya said with indignation.
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I'm really sorry that I haven't updated earlier but I'm uber stressed and decided to take it out by writing a new chapter I feel horrible and wanted to post for you guys that still read this. Again I'm sorry for not updating but my schedule sucks. I'll try to be more regular I love all of you bai!
"Okay Anya let's say two."
"Pandas" Buffy had overheard and decided to throw in some endangered species animal fun to her explanation. Willow turned to Buffy with a look of "why did you say that?" Buffy returned her confusion with a wink and a giggle.
"Right so when two male pandas fall in love and they want to take their intimacy to the next level."
"You mean sex."
"Yes when two male pandas are in love and in a committed relationship they have sex."
"But how? You still haven't answered that question."
"Ummm right." Still bewildered at how she was supposed to use the knife and fork to aid her Willow sat back and pondered how best to explain the ins and outs of sex. Of course to make it easier she could have conjured simulacrums of naked men and have them make love on the counter but that would attract a lot more attention.
"So when a male panda decides he."
"Yah yah." Anya cut her off. "I get it love blah blah. How do they?" To emphasis her question she made a circle with her right hand and poked her left hand pointer through it repeatedly.
"Ohhh ummm. Well, let's say the knife and fork are pandas." Willow pointed the knife head down and slid it between the fork prongs. "Then they keep going at it till finally."
"Orgasm!" Anya was proud that she had finally understood one concept under the mish mash of pandas and silverware.
"Yes, orgasm."
"But male bodies don't interlock. Where do they insert their penises?" Things started going down hill from here. Willow really did not want to continue the explanation. "I mean no wonder pandas are endangered the're all gay. And you still haven't explained how it all happens." Anya's constant questioning about sex made willow more wierded out by the minute.
People around them were starting to stare, of course it was only two portly looking men and a small ugly looking brunette traipsing around the store along with Buffy, but they were still looking. Willow couldn't handle it anymore, she channeled the mystical energies around her and let loose a surge above the table. Her fingers still tingled as she commanded rather loudly "Exposta!" White lightening curved around the circle of the table and formed a dome like looking glass. "Here Anya watch this."
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Spike's uninvited entrance into their threesome destroyed the mood. He guzzled his blood from the bottle in the fridge and left.
"Wow who's the gay guy?" Nick asked looking up from Andrew and Xander's crotch.
"Oh he's not gay he's just British." Xander replied winking.
"But he is a vampire right? I mean he wasn't drinking V8."
Ordinarily this sort of question would instigate a sort of speech on the existence of the world and of evil and so forth but instead Xander just shrugged and said. "Yah, he's a vampire alright."
"Cool. Now where were we?" Nick tilted his head to the left and with a lapping motion of tongue sweeped between Andrew and Xander's cocks. His nostrils soaked in the smell of their youth.
"Mmm Xander? Nick? Maybe we should go someplace else." Andrew had gotten a little uncomfortable once he realized that a gaggle of SIT's could stumble on them at any moment.
"Good point. But where?" Xander closed his shirt and leaned against the fridge. "The backyard probably has Kennedy training the fear of God into some SITs. And well you know how private the bathroom is. Maybe Will's room?"
"You mean the witch's room? What if she catches us and turns us into frogs or something? I mean has she done that sort of thing before?"
"Well she flayed a guy alive once and tried to run us over by taking control of a big rig." Andrew always liked being helpful but sadly this wasn't very comforting.
"Oh my God. She's gonna catch us screwing around and then she's gonna flay us alive."
"Yah but what a way to go." Andrew liked being helpful and Xander just like being sarcastic. All this did was make Nick sweat more.
"Don't worry. Come with us we know the way." Xander grabbed Nick's hand and pulled him to his feet. They had passed a few very confused SIT's yacking about boys and whether they would die in the upcoming war, though seeing three partially nude men walking past their door did brighten their spirits a little.
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Anya watched as the three men entered Willow's room and proceeded to kiss on Willow's bed. "Umm Willow?" Anya turned and tried to get the witch's attention but she just waved it off. Apparently picking the right Ferral demon mucus was more important than the possibility for three overly sexually men to heavily stain her bedding. "Alright." Anya said to herself not a bit assured.
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Xander had noticed that Nick's mouth tasted almost sweet. They were lying next to each other firmly tasting each other's mouths. Andrew had finally gotten naked and proceeded around Nick's body and began to twist and pinch Nick's nipples.
"Mmm Ahhh." Andrew's firm pinch opened Nick's mouth into a moan of pain and pleasure. Xander took advantage of this and slid his tongue deeper into Nick's mouth while shifting his naked wet body onto his. Xander's body pinned Nick's down, two tongues caressing each other. Andrew had an idea.
He maneuvered himself behind the two. Andrew said. "Xander I want to rim you while fucking Nick." A few dirty thoughts ran through Xander's mind but being rimmed while the other person was being fucked was something that sounded like a lot of fun. Xander arched his back up giving Andrew a full view of his bubble butt while being spread eagle over Nick's crotch. Two hot pieces of flesh were inserted into the two. Andrew's tongue found Xander's hole and his dick squeezed into Nick's. A muffled moan could be heard from the two, who's tongues were still entangled into each other.
Andrew had never rimmed before at first it disgusted him but Xander's moans of pleasure drove him to keep going. His tongue pressed and grated against Xander's puckered hole. To Xander it was like he was being fingered except with something wet and warm. Andrew played around the edge before shoving his tongue inside without warning. Xander's bubble butt nestled against his cheeks as he continued eating him out. Andrew was doing this while stroking the firm Nick's firm dick and pumping his tight ass. Two asses at the same time it was euphoric. Nick's hole tightly clenched on his dick, Xander's puckered against his tongue both in synch with each other. Nick's moan of being penetrated was devoured by Xander's hungry mouth. And every spasm Xander's ass made because Andrew was nibbling on something tender, lunged Xander's cock into Nick's cock. Nick's ass squeezed Andrew's dick. Nick bared down as Andrew's cock penetrated deeper with each lunge.
"Mmmm OOHh!" Andrew's tongue had flicked Xander's g spot. A smile crossed Andrew's face and he leaned over and nudged the same place. "OOHhh MMMM!" One last flick and Xander rained a very warm shower onto Nick's crotch.
"Alright Andrew. Nick's lubed up and I'm still sticky. It's a pity we don't have an ass to wipe off all of this." pointing at his still hard dick and Nick's soaked crotch. "Oh wait we do." Xander winked at Nick.
"Huh?" Andrew looked up at the two men and wondered why they looked at him like that. The two men rushed Andrew and held him firmly against the bed.
"You had your fun with us now it's our turn." Nick popped his two fingers into Andrew and Xander held his arms down.
Nick's dick touched Andrew's inner thigh. "Come here." Nick flipped Andrew's body onto himself and fucked him hard. "Xander. There's plenty of room come on in." Andrew had never been fucked by two dicks before and he was afraid it would hurt a lot. But he was sure he could handle it.
"You sure?" Xander asked warily.
"Yah I can handle it. Come on Xander, fuck me." As Xander slid his dick inside it graced against Nick's own. Andrew's anus bore down and pressed the two dicks together as they fucked. Andrew felt like he was gonna be split in half. But the pressure on his anus made up for it. It was amazing. His hole stretched to accommodate both of their dicks with enough space to spare. Nick lunged and Xander moaned as he could feel it to.
"Oohh My! Aahhhhhhh!" Andrew's eyes rolled into the back of his head and spasmed his hips in an attempt to fuck them both at the same time. To feel both of their dicks and enjoy being filled.
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"Anya? So do you understand now?" Willow asked while walking back to the small mob that had formed. Several shoppers had abandoned their searches and were gawking and getting very hot.
Anya was too busy munching on popcorn staring to reply to anything around her. "Hello Anya? Hmmm that bed sheet looks familiar, the're a little ruffled but there is something about them..." Willow's eyes grew wider. "The're having sex on my bed?"
"Buffy! We have to go!"
"Huh?" Buffy turned around and saw Willow's horrified face. She glanced from Will's face to the looking glass. "Hey Will.OH MY. You think you can get that pixie cage done in the car?"
"Well I don't 'know it's a sort of temperamental spell."
"Umm Will? "Buffy's eyes emphasizing the action soiling her nice burgundy bed sheets.
"I can do it."
"Good, we gotta go now."
While Willow was walking out of the store she just remembered. "Clabets!" The looking glass dissolved.
"HEY!" Anya said with indignation.
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I'm really sorry that I haven't updated earlier but I'm uber stressed and decided to take it out by writing a new chapter I feel horrible and wanted to post for you guys that still read this. Again I'm sorry for not updating but my schedule sucks. I'll try to be more regular I love all of you bai!