The Slayer, the witch, Andrew, and Xander stood around the Summer's table.
Andrew still wore the necklace except the milky white liquid that was
inside had leaked out to make the portal and in it's stead the crystal was
clear and void of content. The two pixies lashed to a box made from briars
thrashed against their bonds.
Andrew bent over to be eye level with Xcarter and threatened her with a wooden mallet. "Tell us where you took Nick otherwise we'll make pixie sticks from yah." As he reared the mallet back Xcarter blew a wisp of fire from her mouth, which caught him by surprise and sent him tumbling to the ground knocking out the machismo from his threat.
"We're all reasonable creatures." Iris started. "Fighting will get us nowhere."
"Oh I wouldn't say that. It got us through high school." Xander added.
Willow poised against the refrigerator asked "The necklace. It was your way home huh?"
"Yes. We were using the young men as..." Iris looked down.
"Batteries. You used their sexual energies to rip a hole in space and time to get home."
"Yes."
"If you tell us how to get there we'll be able to send you home and retrieve our friend." Willow continued.
"Creating a portal isn't that easy. Even with pixie magic it takes great power and a catalyst."
"Use us." Xander's comment made everyone look at him. "You said the portal opened because of the sex-capades right? So why can't we just do it again? I mean it might take me and Andrew a few hours to recuperate first. But I think we can do it." Xander looked over with hopeful eyes at Andrew.
"I'm sure you and him are both proficient at sex..." Iris's eyes rolled trying to be as tactful as she could. "But the amount of sexual energy expended today was just a reaction from the necklace. It was an aphrodisiac. It could days to recharge that stone."
"We don't have days." Andrew added as he stood up. "Who knows what kind of horrible things their doing to Nick."
"That hand belonged to Aramesh, the general of Lilith's guards. I'm sure as we speak they're taking your friend to see her." Xcarter sighed. "Our armies were charging hers on the battlefield when Lilith opened a portal and trapped us in this dimension. "
"I don't care. We have to go in there and save him. We have to." Andrew implored. His eyes begged them all.
"Yes we do. I'll go with you." Buffy volunteered.
"No. Buff. You have a house packed with very scared teen girls. We'll get him. It's our fault that he's there." Xander said.
"Two brave men venturing into the dark world of the...Pick-Zise." Andrew nodded.
Xcarter raised her eyebrow. "Did he just say Pick-Zise?"
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"Well, well it seems that they picked you as their conduit." Aramesh through his black metal visor observed the youth up and down. "I'm sure the'll come and rescue you. Lilith will be well pleased."
Barely able to ask between his fits of fear and sobbing, "Who are you?"
Aramesh grunted. The dark pixie lifted his helm. His physique and face reminded Nick of Legolas from Lord of the Rings except Orlando Bloom was whiter. "Call me Aramesh. I am captain of the guard. And you are mine!"
Aramesh turned the youth around and ran his cold armor gainst his skin. Nick's body heat was being lost to the wastelands. The dark pixies metal pressing into his flesh made him shiver. But the dark pixie radiated a little heat and Nick reacted by trying to get closer for comfort. Aramesh forcefully bent the youth over on the ground. And rested the bottom of his boot against the small of his back. Nick was afraid. His body quivered under the black sun.
"Sheecksham, tie him up." Aramesh ordered two scaly white creatures with heads shaped like a crocodiles. They hissed and roped loops around Nick's wrists at a painful tight angle. The ropes cinched his shoulders back and made a loop for a metal rod to be passed through. Once the boy was hung they took him down towards a village in the distance.
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"Alright so me and Andrew have to get all groiny and then we can go save Nick. We can do that." Xander replied taking off his shirt.
"Xander it took a days worth of sex with a lot of people to open that portal. And by that time Nick might be tortured and locked in a dungeon somewhere. There has to be a faster way to get that energy." Buffy responded.
"Well, the inscription read, bout guys going at it and since well we don't have...I mean what I'm trying to say is... I could just do the reverse of what I wanted to do to RJ... " Willow's stammering was unsettling.
"No Will you couldn't possibly be suggesting what I think you are...I'm the Slayer, one girl, in all the world. Although technically not one anymore but still GIRL" The thought made Buffy shake with a mighty wiggins.
"It might work, I mean a Slayer and a powerful witch, the energies would surely open the portal...And besides when you're done me and Xcarter can just erase that memory." Iris smiled/
"You don't have to do this Buff." Xander felt weird about it but asking one of your best friends to change genders in the middle of the day and have sex with you in an orgy was just part of normal Hellmouth activity.
"I'll do it. But if I stop being the Slayer because of this...then..." Buffy had no idea how to finish that sentence.
Willow went into the spice rack and medicine cabinet and retrieved four brightly colored vials, five crystals and a stone bowl.
"Are you sure you want to go through with this Buffy?" Willow asked while placing the stones in a semicircle around the bowl and mixing the liquids together.
"Yah saving the world one person at a time even if it does mean getting all Boy's Don't Cry..."
"We're ready to begin..." Willow closed her eyes and chanted. "Hecate, I deny thine right to be your solemn child. Erazim Azesh Oramez Ylilde. Change us from within to be. A man momentarily, so that lovers can reunite and save, the life of a youth who has become a slave." The crystals floated over Buffy's and Willow's heads and shattered in a radiance of blue light.
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I know guys. I'm totally weird. And I figured making Buffy and Willow into guys would umm be a challenge and make everyone go WHAT THE CRAP? So that's why I did it. Changing my tone to vamp willow "Questions? comments?" actually reviews would be nice. ( if ya a'll don't like I could just find an easier way to get them through the portal. Cheers. It's up to you guys SEE YAH! Dane
Andrew bent over to be eye level with Xcarter and threatened her with a wooden mallet. "Tell us where you took Nick otherwise we'll make pixie sticks from yah." As he reared the mallet back Xcarter blew a wisp of fire from her mouth, which caught him by surprise and sent him tumbling to the ground knocking out the machismo from his threat.
"We're all reasonable creatures." Iris started. "Fighting will get us nowhere."
"Oh I wouldn't say that. It got us through high school." Xander added.
Willow poised against the refrigerator asked "The necklace. It was your way home huh?"
"Yes. We were using the young men as..." Iris looked down.
"Batteries. You used their sexual energies to rip a hole in space and time to get home."
"Yes."
"If you tell us how to get there we'll be able to send you home and retrieve our friend." Willow continued.
"Creating a portal isn't that easy. Even with pixie magic it takes great power and a catalyst."
"Use us." Xander's comment made everyone look at him. "You said the portal opened because of the sex-capades right? So why can't we just do it again? I mean it might take me and Andrew a few hours to recuperate first. But I think we can do it." Xander looked over with hopeful eyes at Andrew.
"I'm sure you and him are both proficient at sex..." Iris's eyes rolled trying to be as tactful as she could. "But the amount of sexual energy expended today was just a reaction from the necklace. It was an aphrodisiac. It could days to recharge that stone."
"We don't have days." Andrew added as he stood up. "Who knows what kind of horrible things their doing to Nick."
"That hand belonged to Aramesh, the general of Lilith's guards. I'm sure as we speak they're taking your friend to see her." Xcarter sighed. "Our armies were charging hers on the battlefield when Lilith opened a portal and trapped us in this dimension. "
"I don't care. We have to go in there and save him. We have to." Andrew implored. His eyes begged them all.
"Yes we do. I'll go with you." Buffy volunteered.
"No. Buff. You have a house packed with very scared teen girls. We'll get him. It's our fault that he's there." Xander said.
"Two brave men venturing into the dark world of the...Pick-Zise." Andrew nodded.
Xcarter raised her eyebrow. "Did he just say Pick-Zise?"
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"Well, well it seems that they picked you as their conduit." Aramesh through his black metal visor observed the youth up and down. "I'm sure the'll come and rescue you. Lilith will be well pleased."
Barely able to ask between his fits of fear and sobbing, "Who are you?"
Aramesh grunted. The dark pixie lifted his helm. His physique and face reminded Nick of Legolas from Lord of the Rings except Orlando Bloom was whiter. "Call me Aramesh. I am captain of the guard. And you are mine!"
Aramesh turned the youth around and ran his cold armor gainst his skin. Nick's body heat was being lost to the wastelands. The dark pixies metal pressing into his flesh made him shiver. But the dark pixie radiated a little heat and Nick reacted by trying to get closer for comfort. Aramesh forcefully bent the youth over on the ground. And rested the bottom of his boot against the small of his back. Nick was afraid. His body quivered under the black sun.
"Sheecksham, tie him up." Aramesh ordered two scaly white creatures with heads shaped like a crocodiles. They hissed and roped loops around Nick's wrists at a painful tight angle. The ropes cinched his shoulders back and made a loop for a metal rod to be passed through. Once the boy was hung they took him down towards a village in the distance.
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"Alright so me and Andrew have to get all groiny and then we can go save Nick. We can do that." Xander replied taking off his shirt.
"Xander it took a days worth of sex with a lot of people to open that portal. And by that time Nick might be tortured and locked in a dungeon somewhere. There has to be a faster way to get that energy." Buffy responded.
"Well, the inscription read, bout guys going at it and since well we don't have...I mean what I'm trying to say is... I could just do the reverse of what I wanted to do to RJ... " Willow's stammering was unsettling.
"No Will you couldn't possibly be suggesting what I think you are...I'm the Slayer, one girl, in all the world. Although technically not one anymore but still GIRL" The thought made Buffy shake with a mighty wiggins.
"It might work, I mean a Slayer and a powerful witch, the energies would surely open the portal...And besides when you're done me and Xcarter can just erase that memory." Iris smiled/
"You don't have to do this Buff." Xander felt weird about it but asking one of your best friends to change genders in the middle of the day and have sex with you in an orgy was just part of normal Hellmouth activity.
"I'll do it. But if I stop being the Slayer because of this...then..." Buffy had no idea how to finish that sentence.
Willow went into the spice rack and medicine cabinet and retrieved four brightly colored vials, five crystals and a stone bowl.
"Are you sure you want to go through with this Buffy?" Willow asked while placing the stones in a semicircle around the bowl and mixing the liquids together.
"Yah saving the world one person at a time even if it does mean getting all Boy's Don't Cry..."
"We're ready to begin..." Willow closed her eyes and chanted. "Hecate, I deny thine right to be your solemn child. Erazim Azesh Oramez Ylilde. Change us from within to be. A man momentarily, so that lovers can reunite and save, the life of a youth who has become a slave." The crystals floated over Buffy's and Willow's heads and shattered in a radiance of blue light.
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I know guys. I'm totally weird. And I figured making Buffy and Willow into guys would umm be a challenge and make everyone go WHAT THE CRAP? So that's why I did it. Changing my tone to vamp willow "Questions? comments?" actually reviews would be nice. ( if ya a'll don't like I could just find an easier way to get them through the portal. Cheers. It's up to you guys SEE YAH! Dane