Just Another: Weekend Away from the Office

Chapter 2

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After dinner they decided to split up and go their separate ways, Scully went back to her apartment and Mulder went back to the Hoover Building seeing as that's where his game was.

He rode down the elevator in silence, the smell was finally gone, seeing as the minute Skinner came across Kingsley and Hopkins he sent the janitor to clean the whole thing, three times. Yep, it smelled lemon-fresh now. Mulder smiled.

Across town Scully was entering her apartment, quite tired from working that day. She noticed her answering machine blinking and pressed the message button, Diana Fowley's voice filled the air.

"I'm on to you, Scully. I know you're the one who stole my computer and sent those pictures to Skinner! I…Spender Sr. stop! I'm on the phone. Anyway, I'm going to get you for this Scully! Just you wait and s…what did I say about getting off! I'm holding out on you now! No more lays for a month!" She then hung up the phone, Scully snickered.

"I'm going to be rich." She said to her phone, Tele.

Tele responded with her next message. From Agent Kingsley.

"Agent Scully? Have you seen Agent Hopkins? I can't find him anywhere, Agent Young said that she saw the two of you talking in the hallway just after 5. Now, don't worry, I'm not accusing you of having a relationship with my Stevie…I was just wondering if you knew where he had gone to. I'll be waiting up for your call. My number is (123)555-3245."

Scully snickered yet again. Tele told her that there were no more messages. She picked up the phone and dialed the number Kingsley had given her.

"Hello?" Came the gruff voice of Kingsley.

"Hi, Agent Kingsley. This is Agent Scully."

"Scully! I've been waiting for you to call. Do you know where my Stevie is?"

Scully stiffled a laugh, "the last time I saw him, Kingsley, he was headed for Agent Robertson's office."

"Robertson! That stupid bitch I told her to stay away from my men. She'll pay for this. Oh, yes. Agent Ken Robertson has it coming. She had better watch her back!" He hung up the phone.

Scully let out a whooping laugh and dialed Mulder's cell phone number. He picked up on the 2nd ring.

"What do you want, Scully! I'm in the middle of seducing you!" He yelled out.

"What did you just say?"

"Huh?" Mulder said feigning innocence and mentally cursing himself for letting that slip.

She shook her head, "never mind, Mulder. I called to ask a favor. Could you go up to Agent Robertson's office, it's on the 3rd floor. Knock on the door, but don't enter until he says it's all right. Don't ask questions, just trust me on this one. You don't want to see what goes on behind that closed door. When he does answer the door ask to talk with Agent Hopkins, and then tell Hopkins that Kingsley has called me looking for him, and uh, I kind of let the cat out of the bag. You think you could do that for me?"

"As soon as I get you into bed." He muttered.

"What?!?"

"I didn't say anything! Jeeze, Scully. I think you need to get your hearing checked, or go back to that psychologist of yours. You're hearing things again!"

"I wasn't hearing things before! That was Dana! It's not my fault she killed herself. And, I'm not hearing things. I distinctively heard you say that you were trying to seduce me, and then that you were trying to get me into bed! Now, what the hell are you doing to the 'Sim' version of me!"

"I did not say those things Scully!"

"Yes, yes you did! I heard you. And how do you know about Dr. Rach?!?"

"One would think that after you've worked with me for so long you'd know to password protect your palm-pilot."

"You went into my palm-pilot?"

"Did I say that?"

"Don't feign innocence with me, Mulder!"

"I would never!" He said taken aback.

"Mulder, you're doing it now. You know what, I don't have the time for this! Just go to Robertson's office. And, make sure not to go in until he says so. Ok?"

"Ok, Scully. If it's that important. Just let me get laid first, will you!"

"If you really wanted to get laid that bad, all you had to do was ask, Mulder!"

"Really? Cool. Can I come over."

"Not anymore, you're being an ass."

"Scuulllyy! Please."

"Don't beg, it's not attractive. Now, go to Robertson's office before I have to come down there and kick your ass!"

"Is that a promise?"

"UGH!" She hung up the phone and looked at Tele. "I give him 2 minutes before he calls back."

She responded with a ring. Scully picked the phone up, "Scully here."

"Can I please come over! I haven't got laid in…well, a long time. Please."

"NO! Now go to the damn office alright. I'll see you tomorrow, we're going shopping."

"Really? Shopping? I love shopping. Where we going?"

"I don't know. Goodbye, Mulder."

"Alright, but, can I get laid tomorrow?"

"We'll see."

"Woo-hoo!" He hung up the phone and Scully rolled her eyes.

"Men." She said to Tele.

Tele didn't answer her. Scully gave up conversing and went to bed.