A/N: This would be the unveiling of a new and unheard of relationship...If it werent vastly overdone already...With no further ado I present to you...
Lockhearts Love
Gilderoy Lockheart was walking down one of the many corridors of Hogwarts when noticed one of the most beautiful people he had ever seen in his entire life (which consisted of thirty-seven years). "Hello," Gilderoy said. "Where have you been all my life?" Gilderoy looked away in embarassment just as the beautiful stranger looked away in what he thought was shyness.
Feeling bold, Gilderoy reached up and played with a lock of hair that had escaped from behind the ear of this person that he saw. "You've got the most touchably soft hair i've ever felt." stated Lockheart.
Out of nowhere Professor Snape appeared. Looking thoroughly disgusted he simply looked away from Lockheart (who was now kissing the beautiful naught.) and said, "Gilderoy get away from the mirror. The next time I catch you admireing your self your going to have to tell people to start calling you Gildedroy!!"
Gilderoy fainted.
The End -
Lockhearts Love
Gilderoy Lockheart was walking down one of the many corridors of Hogwarts when noticed one of the most beautiful people he had ever seen in his entire life (which consisted of thirty-seven years). "Hello," Gilderoy said. "Where have you been all my life?" Gilderoy looked away in embarassment just as the beautiful stranger looked away in what he thought was shyness.
Feeling bold, Gilderoy reached up and played with a lock of hair that had escaped from behind the ear of this person that he saw. "You've got the most touchably soft hair i've ever felt." stated Lockheart.
Out of nowhere Professor Snape appeared. Looking thoroughly disgusted he simply looked away from Lockheart (who was now kissing the beautiful naught.) and said, "Gilderoy get away from the mirror. The next time I catch you admireing your self your going to have to tell people to start calling you Gildedroy!!"
Gilderoy fainted.
The End -