a/n: alright, I know I said that there was going to be two more chapters, but, I'm pressed for time. This is going to be the last one, I'm just going to have to cram both chapters into one. Sorry. Anyway. Here it goes.
Just Another: Weekend Away from the Office
Chapter 5
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Thank you to my reviewers!
BeeKay84: oh, well, anyway, you've reviewed everyone on this, so that makes it all ok. I forgive you. Lol. Glad you like the "because" part. loved the "gay talk"! lol. Anyway, thanks for the review!
Rach: More Dr. Rach for you! Yeah, sunshine whill definitely be where I'm going (South Carolina) lots of mugginess too. very hot. but, I don't care, i'll be at the beach! I'm glad you liked the last chapter. (i thought the Diana part was halirious, as well)
thefreakyone: this is for all 3 of your reviews. hope your "crazy ass plot" works out. Yea about the movie! (as i said in the e-mail) Tele doesn't talk, she blinks! now, here's your explination that i promised, i said it'd prob. be in the next part of Just Another:...but she was talking with Dr. Rach, and it just wrote itself. Alright, since your in charge of the craziness...good luck to you!
spender: they really kicked you off because you put her in your fic? that's so strange! I'm glad you like it enough so that you would have put me on your fav. authors list! thanks for the review!
chickadee21: thank you for the review! and, i will be starting a third installment when i get back after July 4th weekend, I know it's a long time to wait, but i'll have limited internet access, and not enough time. Sorry! It'll come though, you'll just have to be patient.
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Mulder had managed to drink enough that night to the point of passing out on Scully's couch, much to Scully annoyance. Mulder snored really loud. But, she hadn't had the need to use her plan. It was all alright with her, she really hadn't wanted Agent Hopkins and Robertson in her apartment anyway. Although, the two had seemed rather fond of her plan.
So, she was on her way to another appointment with Dr. Rach. Now, she knew she'd told the doctor that there was no chance in hell she'd go back for another session, but Dr. Rach seemed to help. Who was she to argue with that?
"Well, Doc, as I said that last time. It all started when I was 3 and mom and Ahab brought Charlie home from the hospital. You know, he looked suspiciously like a rat, except really red. Anyway, that's getting off subject. Bill, being the ass everybody knows he is, told me that since there was another baby in the house--"
"Erm…Agent Scully, as I said last time we should really start with things that have happened recently."
"Right. Ok. It all started when I was 21, my friends and I had well…gotten pretty smashed--"
"How about events that have taken place since I saw you last."
"Alright. It all started Friday afternoon. I was on my way home and heard Skinner yelling at Agents Hopkins and Kingsley for um…defiling the elevator…if you know what I mean."
"I think I get it, and Agent Hopkins and Kingsley are…who exactly?"
"Well, both male for one thing. From what I hear of Agent Hopkins he's a very bright man, went to Yale, top of his class. All those kinds of things. I'm not sure of which unit he works for. He's in his 30's if I'm correct. Agent Kingsley however, I'm not that familiar with. He's new to the bureau, was in the Army, I think. He's in his early 40's."
"Right, now, what happened after that?"
"Well, Agents Kingsley and Hopkins ran off, Skinner is very scary when he's mad. But, red is his color. Anyway, we got to talking. He told me to make sure that Mulder got out of the office, I told him I would. Then Hopkins came back round. Skinner yelled at him, and needless to say, Hopkins hit on him, though it was strictly strategically. Skinner ran down the hall screaming very girlishly, if you ask me. Anywho, Hopkins and I had a brief conversation before going our separate ways. Hopkins to Agent Robertson's office and I to mine and Mulder's. Anyway, I finally managed to drag him away from the computer where he was playing 'The Sims' and we went out for Chinese. He paid, of course."
"Does he always pay?"
"Most of the time. He is, of course, the male."
The doctor replied with a "hmm" and wrote something in a spiral-notebook. "Continue."
"That was it for Friday. Yesterday we went shopping. We went a bit later than planned, though. Mulder came over with this sickening pink shirt on. I told him that there was no chance he'd come over--or get laid for that matter--"
"Get laid?"
"Well, yes. Mulder has been complaining about his sex life--or lack there of, for quite some time. And, I got quite annoyed. Of course. Nobody likes to hear ramblings like that, especially not from him. Anyway, I got fed up and told him that if he really wanted to get laid THAT badly, all he had to do was ask. Then, there was no getting out of it. Though, it is Mulder. He's gorgeous, why would I want to?"
"Did you want to get out of it?"
"Strangely, yes. Not too sure why, though. I think it's because Dana is gone and it's taking a little getting used to, living without her that is. I don't have my confidant anymore, she helped me make decisions. It's very hard."
"I can imagine. Now, when you went shopping what happened?"
"The first shop we went to was a big no-no, we really shouldn't have gone in there, I mean, the name of the shop said it all."
"And, that name was?"
"'The Fruity Shoppe', Doc. I mean, if that wasn't a red light, I don't know what was. And, if that didn't defer me, then the purple shirt should have been the next sign. That, was way to girlish for a men's clothing store. I mean, I know Mulder's worn pink before, but purple? That's just down right insane. Then the sales clerk that came over to "help" us was checking Mulder out! My Mulder, he was checking MY Mulder out! Can you believe that? I mean, that's insane! Mulder is MINE, he is a no-touch zone. And, that clerks eyes roamed way to much for my comfort. So, I told him that he needed to back off, not to even think about it, fruitcake, he's mine. And he was like 'oh no you didn't', so I said 'oh yes I did, what are you going to do about it, girlyman?' Then he called me a bitch! Can you believe that."
Doc's head shook from left to right, then back to the left.
"I know! So, then he lunged at me, but my FBI training kept me on my toes, I jumped out of the way. He went flying into none other than Diana! It was so great! Mulder and I snuck out the back door after that. Then we went and did more shopping, and at the last store we went to that little fruitcake had followed us. Diana too! He tried to get friendly with Mulder again, and well, we kind of got into another verbal argument, wasn't my fault though! I was merely marking my territory. Staking my claim. Mulder is MINE! M.I.N.E MINE! Not some little fruits. And of course, the chicken shit lunged at me. Again, no less! But, he went flying into Diana again, that was great. So, then we went to my house and ordered take-out. That was about it, for this weekend anyway."
Doc nodded, "that'll be 10 dollars, Agent Scully."
"10 dollars!"
"Yes."
"That's bull, how long have I been here?"
"4 hours."
"Oh." She took out her wallet and handed the Doc the 10 dollars."
"Next week, same time?"
"Yeah, sure. See you then Doc."
The she left and Dr. Rach was once again happy, 10 dollars is a lot for one session, after all.
Scully was on her way home when Celle (her cell-phone) rang. She picked her up, "Scully."
"Hey, Scully. It's me."
"Hey, Mulder. What do you want?"
"Well, we've got a case."
"Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's something dumb."
"Well…"
"Oh, Mulder, when are you going to stop being so stupid!"
"Who you callin' stupid? I'm not the one who's stupid, you're the one who's stupid, stupid."
"Mulder!"
"What?"
"Stop that. What's the case about?"
"Oh. Sorry, I get a little carried away."
"You think? So, about this case. What kind is it?"
"You know, just another alien abduction case."
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a/n: and we're off. But, the flight's going to be delayed for, oh, about a month. I'm not going to be returning from my vacation until after July 4th weekend. You'll just have to wait until then to get the first chapter of Just Another: Useless Alien Abduction Case. Part 3 in my series of I don't know how many Just Another's:. Anyway. Tell me 'bout it.