'Oh James, I've been waiting for you all my life…'

James placed his finger onto her lips and moved in for the kill. 'Score' thought James. He moved his hands across the arch of her back and attempted to inch up towards the clip of her bra. 'I'm so good at this' he thought, 'I'd go out with myself'. She then pulled away and began to unbutton his shirt, but stopped half way. James got what he was waiting for as she slipped her lace top up and over her head….

'JAMES! I WILL NOT TELL YOU TO GET UP ONE MORE TIME!'

'Damn it!' James thought as his mother demanded that he came down for breakfast. James reached out for his glasses on his beside table and noticed that his two way mirror was shinning. He picked it up and Sirius as usual had forgotten that it wasn't a normal mirror and was fixing his hair while blowing kisses at himself while singing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hurts….'. James laughed out loud and Sirius jumped back.

'I think you're sexy too Padfoot' as he roared with laughter.

'Shut it prongs, Anyway I know you do it to', mocked Sirius.

'Awh Sirius I just had the best dream. I was getting off with Celestina from the Weird Sisters, she was great, nearly saw everything and then I woke up! Awh it was amazing, she was just about to get them out….'

'James…James….JAMES!' shouted Sirius as he tried to bring him back from dreamland.

'I would stay and chat, but ya know, one has three hot dates to attend. 12 o'clock with Serena, 6 o'clock with Rozzie and some late night loving with Flick.' Sirius gave him a wink and the light in the mirror extinguished. Sirius was always surrounded by girls. Even though James hated to admit, Sirius was easily the best looking guy in school.

James got dressed and went downstairs. His mum was sitting at the kitchen table reading her latest edition of 'Witch Weekly'.

'You're Hogwarts letters have arrived. They're over there beside you're breakfast.' Before he even turned around she lifted her wand and said 'Accio letters' which landed gracefully beside his bowl. He lifted the spoon out of his porridge as his mother said 'baby bear' at which a warm glow passed over the bowl. 'Just in case it was a bit cold.' 'Thanks Mum' replied James. James loved his mum's spells; she always had one for everything. When she left Hogwarts she attended Inventus where she invented some of the most used household spells to date and had been voted 'witch of the year' three years in a row by 'Witch Weekly'.

James began to open his letters. Every year he received them on the same day and at the exact same time even when he trekking up a mountain in Greenland one summer. He read through the usual stuff: Book lists, new teachers, school rules (which in James' case were always in bright red bold print) and uniform. He also had an additional attachment of a timetable to book the Quidditch pitch for team practises during the Quidditch season. He flicked on through his letters. There was one from Moony and a gold envelope with the school crest on it.

'Um that looks….interesting' said Mrs. Potter. 'Quite a change from the usual letters that arrive here from Hogwarts, I think I've had enough howlers from Mr. Filch and hopefully that letter will see the end to those James Potter.'

James looked at his mother strangely. 'What on earth is she on about' wondered James who was still eyeing his mother suspiciously. James opened the letter at which a fanfare boomed out of the envelope:

'Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would like to congratulate Mr. James Potter on his appointment to Head Boy ('head boy?') in which his duties shall be to uphold and maintain the honour of the school, do fabulously well in examinations and keep the ickle firsties under control'.

James laughed at the last sentence and was sure Dumbledore had changed this when he became headmaster. James couldn't believe what had just happened. How could he be Head Boy, he was one of the biggest troublemakers in school! Then he thought that this was the best thing that could have ever happened. He was Head Boy; he could do whatever he wanted.

James took out the additional letter that was in the envelope. It told him how to gain entrance to the Head Pupils dormitory and it also told him who would be his partner in headship – Lily Evans. 'Lily Evans!' exclaimed James. Mrs. Potter looked around at James with an exasperated look on her face. 'Well who did you expect; she's a marvellous witch, brilliant in my enrichment classes…'

As James' mother trailed on about how great Lily was at cleaning charms, James thoughts about how great it would be to be Head Boy disintegrated. How could he ever get up to half the stuff he had planned with Evans about the place? For every hex, she had a counter-curse. For every prank, she had a way of stopping it. For every time they made her blonde (and always with a different spell), she could change her hair back without even going to Madam Pomfrey. Oh how James hated the fact that you could never get one over Lily Evans.