Link jumped on a bike.
" Owie! I hit my nuts!" he laughed And petaled off to see a lovely prostitute.
"Hi Prostitute!" he shouted.
"Hey sexy" she purred into his ears and stroked his chest gently.
"I'm broke, doing charity!?" he said to her stupidly.
"No" she ate some cheese.
In happy teletubby land:
"Hey hey hoo!" Zelda shouted as she hooped about in a teletubby suit!
"Whee!" Link answered bouncing happily by!
"Oh no! Night Night! AHHHH!!!" The little speaker guys yelled.
Suddenly terror struck every little child watching their favourite show...
THE BABY SUN BIT ZELDA'S HEAD OFF.
Link sat at his computer.
Discustingly, he scratched his slimy nuts.
"Woah...my pubic hair is 3 and a half inches long..." He said to his pre-paid cyber partner.
Completly and utterly discusted she said "Lets change the subject...please."
Watching porn and eating fast food. A retired hero's life.