This is my first story! It'll probably suck, but here goes anyway!
Tekken Survivor by Styles Clash
Prologue: And So It Begins ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------
(Theme music of Survivor plays)
Styles: Could you people please cut the friggin theme song? So annoying! Anyway, hi I'm Styles Clash, and welcome to Survivor: Tekken. Here on a distant CBS studio, er, I mean, island, 16 Tekken characters will fight it out for 31 days to determine who wins this old, uneatable chocolate chip cookie. (Holds up cookie, in it's mold covered-ness.) Let's meet the tribes!
(Two cars are shown, a red one and a black one, driving to a CBS studio, er, I mean island! I think. You know, I don't even know anymore, so I'll just shut up now)
(Camera cuts to inside the red car.)
Styles: Here's the Homagatchi tribe in red! In the Homagatchi tribe is, Jin, a karate fighter, his girlfriend, Xiaoyu, Hwoarang, a street thug, Law, the only one with a sensible job as a chef, Nina, a cryogenically frozen super assassin and the only one with their own video game coming up, Steve, the English Middleweight Champion in Boxing, Kazuya, Jin's father and the only known man to survive a volcano, and Craig, a former vale tuldo fighter.
(Camera now moves to black car.)
Styles: And here's the other tribe, the, uh, wait, hang on a sec, the Ican'tThinkofAGoodName tribe! That'll work! This tribe consists of King, a masked orphanage owner, Jun, Jin's mother, Bryan, an android, Julia, a G Corporation worker, Paul, the fake King of the Iron Fist 3 "winner", Lee, the adopted son of the Mishimas, Yoshimitsu, the robot-like ninja, and Christie, a dancer and caporeia expert.
(Groups get to CBS studio, er, I mean island, get out of cars.)
Styles: Tekken characters, are you ready?
All except Jin: Yeah!
Jin: No, because I don't want to do this.
Styles: Well, it's my fic, so get over it Kazama. Anyway, this is the beginning. At the end, only one will be the ultimate Survivor champ. So, here's your map, go find your new 31 day home! (Everyone leaves to find home!) --------------------------------------------
Sorry this was so boring, but I had to set up the story. Next Chappy: Finding their home, and Day One!
Review, because I have a sword, and I can use it if I need to!((Note: This is a joke)
Note to all Kazama fanboys/fangirls: I hate Jin Kazama! I will abuse him a lot and make him like the snob that he is! If you don't like to see stories where Jin is abused,made fun of, and to become a snob, stop reading this fic right now.
Tekken Survivor by Styles Clash
Prologue: And So It Begins ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------
(Theme music of Survivor plays)
Styles: Could you people please cut the friggin theme song? So annoying! Anyway, hi I'm Styles Clash, and welcome to Survivor: Tekken. Here on a distant CBS studio, er, I mean, island, 16 Tekken characters will fight it out for 31 days to determine who wins this old, uneatable chocolate chip cookie. (Holds up cookie, in it's mold covered-ness.) Let's meet the tribes!
(Two cars are shown, a red one and a black one, driving to a CBS studio, er, I mean island! I think. You know, I don't even know anymore, so I'll just shut up now)
(Camera cuts to inside the red car.)
Styles: Here's the Homagatchi tribe in red! In the Homagatchi tribe is, Jin, a karate fighter, his girlfriend, Xiaoyu, Hwoarang, a street thug, Law, the only one with a sensible job as a chef, Nina, a cryogenically frozen super assassin and the only one with their own video game coming up, Steve, the English Middleweight Champion in Boxing, Kazuya, Jin's father and the only known man to survive a volcano, and Craig, a former vale tuldo fighter.
(Camera now moves to black car.)
Styles: And here's the other tribe, the, uh, wait, hang on a sec, the Ican'tThinkofAGoodName tribe! That'll work! This tribe consists of King, a masked orphanage owner, Jun, Jin's mother, Bryan, an android, Julia, a G Corporation worker, Paul, the fake King of the Iron Fist 3 "winner", Lee, the adopted son of the Mishimas, Yoshimitsu, the robot-like ninja, and Christie, a dancer and caporeia expert.
(Groups get to CBS studio, er, I mean island, get out of cars.)
Styles: Tekken characters, are you ready?
All except Jin: Yeah!
Jin: No, because I don't want to do this.
Styles: Well, it's my fic, so get over it Kazama. Anyway, this is the beginning. At the end, only one will be the ultimate Survivor champ. So, here's your map, go find your new 31 day home! (Everyone leaves to find home!) --------------------------------------------
Sorry this was so boring, but I had to set up the story. Next Chappy: Finding their home, and Day One!
Review, because I have a sword, and I can use it if I need to!((Note: This is a joke)
Note to all Kazama fanboys/fangirls: I hate Jin Kazama! I will abuse him a lot and make him like the snob that he is! If you don't like to see stories where Jin is abused,made fun of, and to become a snob, stop reading this fic right now.