Here's your update! Finally decided to drag myself out of bed to update
here at 11:30! (In my time zone) Glad to see that people like the fic.
Anyways, here's some response to the reviewers.
To Baccus Cremaeus: Glad you like the fic! You're staying, even after the I Hate Kazama notice? Good!
To Lyrix of Azn Ethix: Believe me, this will be interesting. And I didn't forget that Nina is Steve's mom. Thanks for the remind though!
To Jade: Glad you like! And you told me to update ASAP, so here I am! Julia might play a larger role later, unless she gets voted off. (Evil Smile) But for now, no one will really play a huge role, the tribes are the characters right now, not the individuals.
So you're not confused, here's everyone luxury items!
Jin: His checkbook (Of course, he's a self centered snob, what else would he bring?)
Xiaoyu: Bows, to keep pigtails in place.
Hwoarang: None (He thinks he's so tough, he'll survive without a luxury.)
Law: Cheese Grater
Nina: Photo album with embarrassing pictures of Steve when he was younger :(
Steve: Boxing Gloves
Kazuya: Special gloves to control his demon side. (Yes, I got that from skittle-xtreme's Tekken Jr., Chapter 24. Shameless plug, but, go read all of skittle- xtreme's stories, right now! Ignore my story, just go now!)
Craig: Vale Tuldo boots.
King: Mask
Jun: Handwritten book of embarrassing stories about Jin when he was younger. (Yay!)
Bryan: Leather Gloves
Julia: Monitor of atmospheric pressure in Arizona so that her home isn't turned into a desert while she's gone.
Paul: Hair Gel (How else does his hair stay up like that?)
Lee: Combot version 2.0 plans
Yoshimitsu: Ninja Sword
Christie: Dancing Shoes (sorry, don't know much about her, just came up with something.)
Now let's start the 1st actual chappy!
WARNING: PG for light cursing from now on!
Chapter 1: Where Is Our Home?, and The Torture Begins.---------------------- ---------
(Survivor theme plays again, but is interrupted by Linkin Park's "Numb" as Styles Clash walks out onto the CBS studio set, er, I mean, island.)
Styles: Welcome to Tekken Survivor, Episode 2! If you missed Episode 1, go to the chapter select and click on the first episode! If you didn't know that though, you are dumber than Jin. And I mean that. Speaking of Jin, yes, Jin the self-centered moron, let's cut to the Homagatchis to see what they've done. By the way, do you like my new theme song?
CBS Studio guy, I mean, Island camera guy: (cough, cough) No.... (Cough, cough)
Styles: What was that?
Island camera guy: Nothing sir!
Styles: I heard you, moron! Now I'm gonna hafta beat your ass!
(Styles kicks around Island camera guy with wrestling moves, and finishes him with his finisher, The Styles Clash.)
Styles: Anyway, NOW we can show the Homagatchis.
Homagatchi Tribe: Day 1
Jin (with map in hand, looking out): Where the hell are we?
Xiaoyu: Jinny, language.
Hwoarang: (Chuckles, then bursts out in laughter)
Jin: Shut up.
Hwoarang: (continues laughter)
(Jin motions to go into a fighting stance, but Xiaoyu, Steve, Law, Nina, and Kazuya break up the coming fight, but Craig is staying back to enjoy the chaos.)
Steve: Guys, we have to work together.
Nina: That's right, you listen to my little baby.
Hwoarang: (Bursts out into laughter, again)
Steve: You know guys, I said we have to work together. So, now me and Jin will work together, to kick Hwoarang's ass!
(Now everyone has to pull Steve, Jin, and Hwoarang apart. Craig claps in applause.)
Craig: Bravo! Beautiful fight! Now, let's keep moving.
(We cut to Jin in his interview spot on the CBS Studio, I mean, island)
Jin: Hwoarang is just being a complete jackass. But, I do think I will be able to form an alliance with Xiao and Steve to get him outta here.
Styles (watching from TV screen, munching on popcorn, drinking Dr. Pepper): No, Steve, don't join him! It's a traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
(Back to whole tribe)
Hwoarang: A Ha! I found the camp! And you people think I'm stupid.
(Tribe enters camp)
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 1
(The Ican'thinkofagoodnameers have already found their camp, and are now looking for water.)
Jun: So thirsty! Need water!
Bryan: I'm not thirsty, what is thirst?
Julia: You don't have thirst because you're an android! We NEED water!
Bryan: Oh, OK, now I understand.
Jun and Julia: (Sighs)
(Meanwhile, back at the camp, King, Yoshi, and Lee are trying to make fire.)
Lee: (Rubs two sticks together, sticks spark, sparks disappear) Damn it.
Yoshi: Namu, namu, use my sword, namu namu.
Lee: King, give me your mask.
King: Raaeoore? (Why?)
Lee: So we can have fire!
King: Raaoor! (No!)
Lee: Very well now, fire, give me fire! (rubs stick with sword on other sticks, fire kindles) Yes! We have FIRE!!!!!!!!
King and Yoshi: O o
___
Lee: Sorry about that.
(Meanwhile, Paul and Christie are building shelter)
Paul: OK, Christie, take that branch, put it up there, I'll take this bark, put it down there, and we'll repeat the process to make a shelter!
Christie: Oh no I isn't!
Paul: Then what do you want to do?
Christie: You do all that, and I'll sit back and watch.
Paul: (Sigh)
(We go to Paul's personal interview place)
Paul: I have a feeling were not going to get much work out of Christie. The whole tribe would help me, except for Christie, and I think that also made her a prime target to get voted off. (Whole tribe)
(Julia, Jun, and Bryan come back with water)
Jun: We come baring water!
Tribe: Yes! Whooooooo!
Lee: Now all we need is food!
Paul: Lee, give me a stick, a long one, and someone else get me a string and, uh, some of that stuff over there! (Points at clump of dirt with worms crawling around in it)
(Tribe gets stuff, Paul puts it all together, makes fishing pole, goes to sea.)
(About an hour later, Paul comes in with about five big fish!)
Lee: Food! Yes! Fooooooooood! Give me the food!
Everyone else: O o
____
Lee: Sorry about that.
(Cut back to Styles)
Styles: Well, now you know that the Ican'tthinkofagoodnamers are doing well, despite Christie's lack of help and Lee's psycho-ness. Let's see the Homagatchis again! (Happily munches on popcorn and gets free refill on Dr. Pepper) I love this job.
(Homagatchi's are in pretty good grace, they have food, fire, water, and an awesome shelter, thanks to Kazzy.)
Jin (Snuggling with Xiao.Yuck. Makes me sick to my stomach.): Dad, I didn't know you were in the military when you were 18 and learned how to make temporary shelters!
Kazuya: Well, I was.
Hwoarang: Come on jackasses, the food's done.
(Everyone mumbles, making bad comments about Hwo.) --------------
That's it! Another chappy done!
Next chappy: Blood, Sweat, Tears, Jin being a rich snob, you know, the usual.
Review, or else! (loads sniper just in case) Now to round it all up, my tips to getting your review commented on in my next chappy!
1.Talk about the fic. Obvious.
2.If you must ask a question about the fic, ask only ONE question (per review). This is so I can talk to you about the fic on a deep level, which I cannot do if you ask 20 million questions.
3. For the love of God, DON"T WRITE LIKE THIS! OR LiKeThIs!!!1111one11!!!111
4. I've found the best way to get commented on is to always praise Steve Fox, Ling Xiaoyu, and Kazuya Mishima. Make middling comments about Lei Wulong, but don't mention his drinking problem. And be sure to vilify Jin Kazama as much as possible. That guy's just a prick.
Styles Clash
Read my other fic!
To Baccus Cremaeus: Glad you like the fic! You're staying, even after the I Hate Kazama notice? Good!
To Lyrix of Azn Ethix: Believe me, this will be interesting. And I didn't forget that Nina is Steve's mom. Thanks for the remind though!
To Jade: Glad you like! And you told me to update ASAP, so here I am! Julia might play a larger role later, unless she gets voted off. (Evil Smile) But for now, no one will really play a huge role, the tribes are the characters right now, not the individuals.
So you're not confused, here's everyone luxury items!
Jin: His checkbook (Of course, he's a self centered snob, what else would he bring?)
Xiaoyu: Bows, to keep pigtails in place.
Hwoarang: None (He thinks he's so tough, he'll survive without a luxury.)
Law: Cheese Grater
Nina: Photo album with embarrassing pictures of Steve when he was younger :(
Steve: Boxing Gloves
Kazuya: Special gloves to control his demon side. (Yes, I got that from skittle-xtreme's Tekken Jr., Chapter 24. Shameless plug, but, go read all of skittle- xtreme's stories, right now! Ignore my story, just go now!)
Craig: Vale Tuldo boots.
King: Mask
Jun: Handwritten book of embarrassing stories about Jin when he was younger. (Yay!)
Bryan: Leather Gloves
Julia: Monitor of atmospheric pressure in Arizona so that her home isn't turned into a desert while she's gone.
Paul: Hair Gel (How else does his hair stay up like that?)
Lee: Combot version 2.0 plans
Yoshimitsu: Ninja Sword
Christie: Dancing Shoes (sorry, don't know much about her, just came up with something.)
Now let's start the 1st actual chappy!
WARNING: PG for light cursing from now on!
Chapter 1: Where Is Our Home?, and The Torture Begins.---------------------- ---------
(Survivor theme plays again, but is interrupted by Linkin Park's "Numb" as Styles Clash walks out onto the CBS studio set, er, I mean, island.)
Styles: Welcome to Tekken Survivor, Episode 2! If you missed Episode 1, go to the chapter select and click on the first episode! If you didn't know that though, you are dumber than Jin. And I mean that. Speaking of Jin, yes, Jin the self-centered moron, let's cut to the Homagatchis to see what they've done. By the way, do you like my new theme song?
CBS Studio guy, I mean, Island camera guy: (cough, cough) No.... (Cough, cough)
Styles: What was that?
Island camera guy: Nothing sir!
Styles: I heard you, moron! Now I'm gonna hafta beat your ass!
(Styles kicks around Island camera guy with wrestling moves, and finishes him with his finisher, The Styles Clash.)
Styles: Anyway, NOW we can show the Homagatchis.
Homagatchi Tribe: Day 1
Jin (with map in hand, looking out): Where the hell are we?
Xiaoyu: Jinny, language.
Hwoarang: (Chuckles, then bursts out in laughter)
Jin: Shut up.
Hwoarang: (continues laughter)
(Jin motions to go into a fighting stance, but Xiaoyu, Steve, Law, Nina, and Kazuya break up the coming fight, but Craig is staying back to enjoy the chaos.)
Steve: Guys, we have to work together.
Nina: That's right, you listen to my little baby.
Hwoarang: (Bursts out into laughter, again)
Steve: You know guys, I said we have to work together. So, now me and Jin will work together, to kick Hwoarang's ass!
(Now everyone has to pull Steve, Jin, and Hwoarang apart. Craig claps in applause.)
Craig: Bravo! Beautiful fight! Now, let's keep moving.
(We cut to Jin in his interview spot on the CBS Studio, I mean, island)
Jin: Hwoarang is just being a complete jackass. But, I do think I will be able to form an alliance with Xiao and Steve to get him outta here.
Styles (watching from TV screen, munching on popcorn, drinking Dr. Pepper): No, Steve, don't join him! It's a traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
(Back to whole tribe)
Hwoarang: A Ha! I found the camp! And you people think I'm stupid.
(Tribe enters camp)
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 1
(The Ican'thinkofagoodnameers have already found their camp, and are now looking for water.)
Jun: So thirsty! Need water!
Bryan: I'm not thirsty, what is thirst?
Julia: You don't have thirst because you're an android! We NEED water!
Bryan: Oh, OK, now I understand.
Jun and Julia: (Sighs)
(Meanwhile, back at the camp, King, Yoshi, and Lee are trying to make fire.)
Lee: (Rubs two sticks together, sticks spark, sparks disappear) Damn it.
Yoshi: Namu, namu, use my sword, namu namu.
Lee: King, give me your mask.
King: Raaeoore? (Why?)
Lee: So we can have fire!
King: Raaoor! (No!)
Lee: Very well now, fire, give me fire! (rubs stick with sword on other sticks, fire kindles) Yes! We have FIRE!!!!!!!!
King and Yoshi: O o
___
Lee: Sorry about that.
(Meanwhile, Paul and Christie are building shelter)
Paul: OK, Christie, take that branch, put it up there, I'll take this bark, put it down there, and we'll repeat the process to make a shelter!
Christie: Oh no I isn't!
Paul: Then what do you want to do?
Christie: You do all that, and I'll sit back and watch.
Paul: (Sigh)
(We go to Paul's personal interview place)
Paul: I have a feeling were not going to get much work out of Christie. The whole tribe would help me, except for Christie, and I think that also made her a prime target to get voted off. (Whole tribe)
(Julia, Jun, and Bryan come back with water)
Jun: We come baring water!
Tribe: Yes! Whooooooo!
Lee: Now all we need is food!
Paul: Lee, give me a stick, a long one, and someone else get me a string and, uh, some of that stuff over there! (Points at clump of dirt with worms crawling around in it)
(Tribe gets stuff, Paul puts it all together, makes fishing pole, goes to sea.)
(About an hour later, Paul comes in with about five big fish!)
Lee: Food! Yes! Fooooooooood! Give me the food!
Everyone else: O o
____
Lee: Sorry about that.
(Cut back to Styles)
Styles: Well, now you know that the Ican'tthinkofagoodnamers are doing well, despite Christie's lack of help and Lee's psycho-ness. Let's see the Homagatchis again! (Happily munches on popcorn and gets free refill on Dr. Pepper) I love this job.
(Homagatchi's are in pretty good grace, they have food, fire, water, and an awesome shelter, thanks to Kazzy.)
Jin (Snuggling with Xiao.Yuck. Makes me sick to my stomach.): Dad, I didn't know you were in the military when you were 18 and learned how to make temporary shelters!
Kazuya: Well, I was.
Hwoarang: Come on jackasses, the food's done.
(Everyone mumbles, making bad comments about Hwo.) --------------
That's it! Another chappy done!
Next chappy: Blood, Sweat, Tears, Jin being a rich snob, you know, the usual.
Review, or else! (loads sniper just in case) Now to round it all up, my tips to getting your review commented on in my next chappy!
1.Talk about the fic. Obvious.
2.If you must ask a question about the fic, ask only ONE question (per review). This is so I can talk to you about the fic on a deep level, which I cannot do if you ask 20 million questions.
3. For the love of God, DON"T WRITE LIKE THIS! OR LiKeThIs!!!1111one11!!!111
4. I've found the best way to get commented on is to always praise Steve Fox, Ling Xiaoyu, and Kazuya Mishima. Make middling comments about Lei Wulong, but don't mention his drinking problem. And be sure to vilify Jin Kazama as much as possible. That guy's just a prick.
Styles Clash
Read my other fic!