Guess who's back? Me! Here for chappy 3! But first, some reviewer response.
To jade (I'm combining your reviews into 1 response): OK, it's official, jade, you are now an honorary member of the Styles Clash fan club! Congrats! You get a cookie, not like the one the Tekken guys are fighting for, but one you can eat, and it's an Oreo! I HATE Xiao! I'm just following a Fanfiction.net Tekken tradition known as XiaoJin. I can't explain it, it's a worldwide phenomenon! Also, you'll be pleased to hear my fav is Hwoarang! I also like Steve, but he's not as cool, but I'm better with Steve in Tekken. Go figure.
To Baccus Cremaeus: OK, it's offical, Baccus, you are also now an honorary member of the Styles Clash fan club! Congrats! You also get a cookie, not like the one the Tekken guys are fighting for, but one you can eat, and it's an Oreo! Aw, come on! Mahwish? What the hell kind of name is Mahwish? I'm kiddin' man, that's a good name, but the Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe is now an official Survivor Tekken Tribe, I can't change it. And Homagatchi, um, well, let's put it this way, I'm a sick, twisted little freak that comes up with odd ideas.
To Winterfall007: Glad you likes! Hwoarang is da uber awesomeness man! If I have a say, he is winning that cookie, but, I don't have a say, y'all decide! You'll see later.
Now, I'll show you my newest invention, the Story Uploady Thing or SUT! This Device will load my story for me!
SUT: Loading file, Tekkensurvivorchappy 3.exe 10%, 30%, 50%, 90%, 99.999%, 100%. File uploaded. Playing file.
Chapter 2, Episode 3: Blood, Sweat, Tears, Jin being a rich snob, you know, the usual----
(Now Linkin' Park's "Numb" plays, Styles Clash comes out)
Styles: Episode 3 is upon us! Hey, I'm Styles Clash, but you should already know me! Let's cut the crap and get right to it! But first, to CBS Studio guy, er, I mean, Island camera guy, and his family, I'm sorry about the freak accident involving him, my masterful wrestling moves, and a steel chair. As a result, he has a broken neck, 38 stitches, and the coup' de grace, he's paralyzed from the waist down. So, meet our new camera guy, CBS Studio Guy 2, er, I mean, Island Camera Guy 2.
Island Camera Guy 2: Hi!
Styles: Ok, shut up, or I'll beat your ass too. To the Homagatchis!
Styles's personal servant: Here's your TV, popcorn, and Dr. Pepper, master!
Styles: Thank you, now all I need is... (screen fades to the Homagatchis)
Homagatchi tribe, Night 1
(Loud noise is heard)
Hwoarang: What the hell was that?
Steve: I have no bloody mother frickin' idea.
Nina: Steve, you watch your language!
Steve: Mom, I'm not a baby anymore.
Nina: Oh yes you are, you'll always be my widdle bittle baby!
Hwoarang: (Bursts into a silent laughter)
Steve: Hwo, shut up.
Hwoarang: OK, but I still have no idea what that sound was.
Jin: I don't know, so shut up and go to sleep.
Xiaoyu: Will you guys quit feuding and fighting so we can go to sleep?
Nina: Well, it would help if Kazuya could make a comfortable shelter.
Kazuya: Excuse me? Everyone else seems to like it.
Craig: Damn straight Kazuya.
Law: Indeed. Well said Craig.
(Fighting continues well into the night)
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 2
(Jun goes to mailbox, pulls out note)
Jun: Guys, we got a message from some guy named Styles Clash.
Lee: I know him! He's the guy that gave us the map yesterday!
Bryan: Good job moron.
Jun: Ok, lets quit fighting and read the note.
(Jun opens the message)
Jun: It says, "The life of this tribe relies on the teamwork, as does the life of yourself. The power of teamwork will get you a prize beyond imagination. Go to Challenge Beach." Whatever that means.
Julia: That means a Reward Challenge, and the challenge involves teamwork.
Everyone: How did you know?!?!?!
Julia: I watch Survivor. It's an American thing. To Challenge Beach!
Homagatchi Tribe Day 2
(Xiao reads same message to Homagatchis)
Hwo: What does that mean?
Jin: I have no earthly idea. But, let's head to this Challenge Beach place. Xiao, is Challenge Beach on the map?
Xiao: Yep. Let's go.
(At challenge beach)
Styles: Hey Tribes!
Tribes: Hey Styles! Wazzup?
Styles: Not much! Let's ask a few questions. Jin, you dumbass, how's been the first day?
Jin: I'm not a dumbass first off, and the first day was hell.
Styles: Jin, you've got to learn one thing. It's my fic, and I call you whatever the hell I want! Next, Julia what did you think you were gonna win for lasting 31 days here?
Julia: A date with a cute guy.
Styles: Well Julia, I'm always available (winks). What about everyone else?
Everyone else: MONEY!!!!!!!!
Styles: Dead wrong. If you win, you get this old, uneatable chocolate chip cookie.
Everyone: Um, Ok.
Styles: OK let's get to the challenge. It's a reward challenge. Here's what you have to do.
(Shows obstacle course)
Styles: It's an obstacle course. The first person will grab a torch, go up that wall, hand off the torch, and the cycle continues with different obstacles until the end where the last person lights this dummy. (Points at Jin) Oops, I mean the other dummy. (points at dummy)
Jin: (Sighs)
Styles: OK, let's get started, but first, here's the prize... ---------------
Sorry! Must have suspense!
Next chappy: Rewards, Fighting, and Tribal Council 1!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!
To jade (I'm combining your reviews into 1 response): OK, it's official, jade, you are now an honorary member of the Styles Clash fan club! Congrats! You get a cookie, not like the one the Tekken guys are fighting for, but one you can eat, and it's an Oreo! I HATE Xiao! I'm just following a Fanfiction.net Tekken tradition known as XiaoJin. I can't explain it, it's a worldwide phenomenon! Also, you'll be pleased to hear my fav is Hwoarang! I also like Steve, but he's not as cool, but I'm better with Steve in Tekken. Go figure.
To Baccus Cremaeus: OK, it's offical, Baccus, you are also now an honorary member of the Styles Clash fan club! Congrats! You also get a cookie, not like the one the Tekken guys are fighting for, but one you can eat, and it's an Oreo! Aw, come on! Mahwish? What the hell kind of name is Mahwish? I'm kiddin' man, that's a good name, but the Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe is now an official Survivor Tekken Tribe, I can't change it. And Homagatchi, um, well, let's put it this way, I'm a sick, twisted little freak that comes up with odd ideas.
To Winterfall007: Glad you likes! Hwoarang is da uber awesomeness man! If I have a say, he is winning that cookie, but, I don't have a say, y'all decide! You'll see later.
Now, I'll show you my newest invention, the Story Uploady Thing or SUT! This Device will load my story for me!
SUT: Loading file, Tekkensurvivorchappy 3.exe 10%, 30%, 50%, 90%, 99.999%, 100%. File uploaded. Playing file.
Chapter 2, Episode 3: Blood, Sweat, Tears, Jin being a rich snob, you know, the usual----
(Now Linkin' Park's "Numb" plays, Styles Clash comes out)
Styles: Episode 3 is upon us! Hey, I'm Styles Clash, but you should already know me! Let's cut the crap and get right to it! But first, to CBS Studio guy, er, I mean, Island camera guy, and his family, I'm sorry about the freak accident involving him, my masterful wrestling moves, and a steel chair. As a result, he has a broken neck, 38 stitches, and the coup' de grace, he's paralyzed from the waist down. So, meet our new camera guy, CBS Studio Guy 2, er, I mean, Island Camera Guy 2.
Island Camera Guy 2: Hi!
Styles: Ok, shut up, or I'll beat your ass too. To the Homagatchis!
Styles's personal servant: Here's your TV, popcorn, and Dr. Pepper, master!
Styles: Thank you, now all I need is... (screen fades to the Homagatchis)
Homagatchi tribe, Night 1
(Loud noise is heard)
Hwoarang: What the hell was that?
Steve: I have no bloody mother frickin' idea.
Nina: Steve, you watch your language!
Steve: Mom, I'm not a baby anymore.
Nina: Oh yes you are, you'll always be my widdle bittle baby!
Hwoarang: (Bursts into a silent laughter)
Steve: Hwo, shut up.
Hwoarang: OK, but I still have no idea what that sound was.
Jin: I don't know, so shut up and go to sleep.
Xiaoyu: Will you guys quit feuding and fighting so we can go to sleep?
Nina: Well, it would help if Kazuya could make a comfortable shelter.
Kazuya: Excuse me? Everyone else seems to like it.
Craig: Damn straight Kazuya.
Law: Indeed. Well said Craig.
(Fighting continues well into the night)
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 2
(Jun goes to mailbox, pulls out note)
Jun: Guys, we got a message from some guy named Styles Clash.
Lee: I know him! He's the guy that gave us the map yesterday!
Bryan: Good job moron.
Jun: Ok, lets quit fighting and read the note.
(Jun opens the message)
Jun: It says, "The life of this tribe relies on the teamwork, as does the life of yourself. The power of teamwork will get you a prize beyond imagination. Go to Challenge Beach." Whatever that means.
Julia: That means a Reward Challenge, and the challenge involves teamwork.
Everyone: How did you know?!?!?!
Julia: I watch Survivor. It's an American thing. To Challenge Beach!
Homagatchi Tribe Day 2
(Xiao reads same message to Homagatchis)
Hwo: What does that mean?
Jin: I have no earthly idea. But, let's head to this Challenge Beach place. Xiao, is Challenge Beach on the map?
Xiao: Yep. Let's go.
(At challenge beach)
Styles: Hey Tribes!
Tribes: Hey Styles! Wazzup?
Styles: Not much! Let's ask a few questions. Jin, you dumbass, how's been the first day?
Jin: I'm not a dumbass first off, and the first day was hell.
Styles: Jin, you've got to learn one thing. It's my fic, and I call you whatever the hell I want! Next, Julia what did you think you were gonna win for lasting 31 days here?
Julia: A date with a cute guy.
Styles: Well Julia, I'm always available (winks). What about everyone else?
Everyone else: MONEY!!!!!!!!
Styles: Dead wrong. If you win, you get this old, uneatable chocolate chip cookie.
Everyone: Um, Ok.
Styles: OK let's get to the challenge. It's a reward challenge. Here's what you have to do.
(Shows obstacle course)
Styles: It's an obstacle course. The first person will grab a torch, go up that wall, hand off the torch, and the cycle continues with different obstacles until the end where the last person lights this dummy. (Points at Jin) Oops, I mean the other dummy. (points at dummy)
Jin: (Sighs)
Styles: OK, let's get started, but first, here's the prize... ---------------
Sorry! Must have suspense!
Next chappy: Rewards, Fighting, and Tribal Council 1!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!