Styles is back, baby! Whooo! Time for the next chappy! But, of course,
reviewer response comes first!
Winterfall007: OK, it's official, Winterfall, you are now a member of the Styles Clash fan club! Cool huh? You get any kind of cookie you want, because I'm afraid you might not like Oreos. Glad you can't wait! Cause the wait is over!
Baccus Cremaeus (Styles Clash fan club member): Glad you like the club and the Oreo! Your prayers of request might be granted, but not in this chappy. Sorry man.
1)ragoness, formerly known as jade (Styles Clash fan club member): I don't get the name change, but glad to see jade still reviews! Sorry for the cliffy, but I haven't given you suspense yet, and I was testing how you'd take it.
Saturn_moon: Glad you likes! YOU hate Xiao and Jin, and like Hwoarang?!?! Yippee Skippie! (does the happy dance)
Krappkarmin: Here's more! Yay, you likes Steve and Hwo too! But, wait a sec, you said you also like JIN! Damn you to hell! Just kiddin' man, I don't mind you likes Jin, just don't mention it to me, kay?
Makaveli: Glad you likes! Glad you also hate Jin with a passion!
Finally, that's all! Now to the chappy!
Chapter 4: Prizes, another Challenge, Tribal Council, and me! What else do you need? ---
(Last time, on Tekken Survivor)
Styles: It's an obstacle course. The first person grabs a torch, runs their obstacle, passes off the torch, and the cycle continues and at the end, the last person lights this dummy. (points at Jin) Oops, I mean the other dummy.
Jin: (sighs)
Styles: Here's the prize...
(Linkin' Park's "Numb" plays, we cut straight to Challenge Beach)
Lee: Yes!
Craig: Damn straight!
Styles: You play for this TV, Playstation 2, and copy of Tekken 4! Wait, this is my stuff! You a-holes down at CBS.
Steve: You mean, we don't play for that?
Styles: Nope. You really play for, this. A large tub of corn meal!
Lee (right in Style's face): Yes! Fooooooooooooood!!! Fooooooooooooood!!!
Everyone: Oh my God, he's a freak.
Styles: Ok, monkey boy, here's two neat inventions for ya, your brain, and these breath strips. (Hands Lee a package of Listerine pocket packs) OK, let's get this show runnin'! Here's your challenge announcers, from Spike TV's hit show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Kenny Blankenship, and Vic Romano! Take it away boys!
Vic: Thanks Styles, Ken, we got a great challenge for our viewers today.
Kenny: Tell me again, why the hell did we agree to do this crap fic's announcing?
Vic: So we can have more money, of course.
Kenny: Oh yeah, so I can buy more video games and go to more night clubs.
Vic: (Slaps Ken with paper fan) Oh Ken, you and your bachelor lifestyle. Let's get to the action. And just so you're not confused, the Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe is referred to as the ICTOAGNT.
Styles: Ready and Go!
Vic: We start with Christie for the ICTOAGNT, and Craig for the Homagatchis. Craig and Christie, grabbing a torch, and the teams are now going up the Wall of Pain.
Kenny: Looks to me like Christie's got the advantage going up.
Vic: Indeed Ken, and Christie is over, with Craig close behind.
Kenny: Now Yoshimitsu for the ICTOAGNT and Kazuya for the Homagatchis, as they go over to The Trench, where you army crawl down a steep hill while avoiding crushing boulders.
Vic: Kazuya's got an advantage here, he was in the army before, and right here with extreme skill, Kazuya going downhill, avoiding those boulders, while Yoshi's having problems getting down into a lower level, and Kazuya passes off the torch to Steve as we go to.....
(We go through the events, with the Homagatchis dominating the whole way through, but the ICTOAGNT isn't far behind, we get to the final event, Sinkers and Floaters, where you jump on rocks over a pond. We experience problems here.) Jin: I'm not doing this.
Kenny: He's refusing to do it Vic, he won't go, and now the ICTOAGNT can catch up.
Homagatchi Tribe: Go Jin Go!
Jin (in crybaby voice): I don't wanna! I don't, I don't, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homagatchi Tribe: Just go!!!!!!!!!
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vic: And King has lit the dummy Ken, the ICTOAGNT has won the corn meal!
(Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe celebrates, while Homagatchis argue)
Jin: This is all your fault, Hwo!!!
Hwoarang: What the hell did I do? You was the one that cost us.
Steve, Nina, and Law: Yeah!
Craig: Damn straight!
Styles: Ok, let's stop fighting and get to Immunity Challenge Number 1! This immunity challenge is called "Name That Tool". I will give a description of something, and you must tell me whether it's a Hollywood star, or a household tool. You may only choose 3 for this event, so choose well.
(5 minutes pass)
Styles: OK, for the ICTOAGNT we got Lee, Paul, and the lovely Julia. (winks at Julia, again) And for the Homagatchis we got Hwoarang, Steve, and Xiaoyu.
(Styles gets cards of answers)
Styles: Let's get started, first off, Hwoarang, this is is a tool used to cut grass.
Hwo: A lawnmower!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Snoop Dogg. Next, Lee this is a tool to expose things.
Lee: Paint remover!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Justin Timberlake. Next, Steve, this is a tool to... (We move along the line, until we reach Julia with the score 0-0)
Styles: Hey, Julia's up! Ok, baby, this is a tool used to nail things.
Julia: Ben Affleck!
Styles: Correct! Good job doll!
Julia: Why do you like me so much?
Styles: Julia, I think you answered your own question. Last, and least, we have Xiaoyu. Xiao, this is a tool you would hit with a hammer.
Xiaoyu: A nail!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Jenifer Lopez, ICTOAGNT, you win, thanks to the best babe in Tekken, Julia! Now Homagatchis, time for tribal council! -------------------
Here's where you guys come in! E-mail me at marcschuutz@msn.com and tell me who should be voted off! Remember, Homagatchis only! And also, make the title Tekken Survivor, or I'll delete your mail!
Review, or you will suffer the same fate as Island Camera Guy!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!
Winterfall007: OK, it's official, Winterfall, you are now a member of the Styles Clash fan club! Cool huh? You get any kind of cookie you want, because I'm afraid you might not like Oreos. Glad you can't wait! Cause the wait is over!
Baccus Cremaeus (Styles Clash fan club member): Glad you like the club and the Oreo! Your prayers of request might be granted, but not in this chappy. Sorry man.
1)ragoness, formerly known as jade (Styles Clash fan club member): I don't get the name change, but glad to see jade still reviews! Sorry for the cliffy, but I haven't given you suspense yet, and I was testing how you'd take it.
Saturn_moon: Glad you likes! YOU hate Xiao and Jin, and like Hwoarang?!?! Yippee Skippie! (does the happy dance)
Krappkarmin: Here's more! Yay, you likes Steve and Hwo too! But, wait a sec, you said you also like JIN! Damn you to hell! Just kiddin' man, I don't mind you likes Jin, just don't mention it to me, kay?
Makaveli: Glad you likes! Glad you also hate Jin with a passion!
Finally, that's all! Now to the chappy!
Chapter 4: Prizes, another Challenge, Tribal Council, and me! What else do you need? ---
(Last time, on Tekken Survivor)
Styles: It's an obstacle course. The first person grabs a torch, runs their obstacle, passes off the torch, and the cycle continues and at the end, the last person lights this dummy. (points at Jin) Oops, I mean the other dummy.
Jin: (sighs)
Styles: Here's the prize...
(Linkin' Park's "Numb" plays, we cut straight to Challenge Beach)
Lee: Yes!
Craig: Damn straight!
Styles: You play for this TV, Playstation 2, and copy of Tekken 4! Wait, this is my stuff! You a-holes down at CBS.
Steve: You mean, we don't play for that?
Styles: Nope. You really play for, this. A large tub of corn meal!
Lee (right in Style's face): Yes! Fooooooooooooood!!! Fooooooooooooood!!!
Everyone: Oh my God, he's a freak.
Styles: Ok, monkey boy, here's two neat inventions for ya, your brain, and these breath strips. (Hands Lee a package of Listerine pocket packs) OK, let's get this show runnin'! Here's your challenge announcers, from Spike TV's hit show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Kenny Blankenship, and Vic Romano! Take it away boys!
Vic: Thanks Styles, Ken, we got a great challenge for our viewers today.
Kenny: Tell me again, why the hell did we agree to do this crap fic's announcing?
Vic: So we can have more money, of course.
Kenny: Oh yeah, so I can buy more video games and go to more night clubs.
Vic: (Slaps Ken with paper fan) Oh Ken, you and your bachelor lifestyle. Let's get to the action. And just so you're not confused, the Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe is referred to as the ICTOAGNT.
Styles: Ready and Go!
Vic: We start with Christie for the ICTOAGNT, and Craig for the Homagatchis. Craig and Christie, grabbing a torch, and the teams are now going up the Wall of Pain.
Kenny: Looks to me like Christie's got the advantage going up.
Vic: Indeed Ken, and Christie is over, with Craig close behind.
Kenny: Now Yoshimitsu for the ICTOAGNT and Kazuya for the Homagatchis, as they go over to The Trench, where you army crawl down a steep hill while avoiding crushing boulders.
Vic: Kazuya's got an advantage here, he was in the army before, and right here with extreme skill, Kazuya going downhill, avoiding those boulders, while Yoshi's having problems getting down into a lower level, and Kazuya passes off the torch to Steve as we go to.....
(We go through the events, with the Homagatchis dominating the whole way through, but the ICTOAGNT isn't far behind, we get to the final event, Sinkers and Floaters, where you jump on rocks over a pond. We experience problems here.) Jin: I'm not doing this.
Kenny: He's refusing to do it Vic, he won't go, and now the ICTOAGNT can catch up.
Homagatchi Tribe: Go Jin Go!
Jin (in crybaby voice): I don't wanna! I don't, I don't, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homagatchi Tribe: Just go!!!!!!!!!
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vic: And King has lit the dummy Ken, the ICTOAGNT has won the corn meal!
(Ican'tthinkofagoodname tribe celebrates, while Homagatchis argue)
Jin: This is all your fault, Hwo!!!
Hwoarang: What the hell did I do? You was the one that cost us.
Steve, Nina, and Law: Yeah!
Craig: Damn straight!
Styles: Ok, let's stop fighting and get to Immunity Challenge Number 1! This immunity challenge is called "Name That Tool". I will give a description of something, and you must tell me whether it's a Hollywood star, or a household tool. You may only choose 3 for this event, so choose well.
(5 minutes pass)
Styles: OK, for the ICTOAGNT we got Lee, Paul, and the lovely Julia. (winks at Julia, again) And for the Homagatchis we got Hwoarang, Steve, and Xiaoyu.
(Styles gets cards of answers)
Styles: Let's get started, first off, Hwoarang, this is is a tool used to cut grass.
Hwo: A lawnmower!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Snoop Dogg. Next, Lee this is a tool to expose things.
Lee: Paint remover!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Justin Timberlake. Next, Steve, this is a tool to... (We move along the line, until we reach Julia with the score 0-0)
Styles: Hey, Julia's up! Ok, baby, this is a tool used to nail things.
Julia: Ben Affleck!
Styles: Correct! Good job doll!
Julia: Why do you like me so much?
Styles: Julia, I think you answered your own question. Last, and least, we have Xiaoyu. Xiao, this is a tool you would hit with a hammer.
Xiaoyu: A nail!
Styles: Wrong! We were looking for Jenifer Lopez, ICTOAGNT, you win, thanks to the best babe in Tekken, Julia! Now Homagatchis, time for tribal council! -------------------
Here's where you guys come in! E-mail me at marcschuutz@msn.com and tell me who should be voted off! Remember, Homagatchis only! And also, make the title Tekken Survivor, or I'll delete your mail!
Review, or you will suffer the same fate as Island Camera Guy!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!