DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Yu Gi Oh or any of the characters. If I did I wouldn't be here.

Ok I thought it would be funny to write a fanfic about Ryou, Yugi, Yami and Bakura going to the amusement park so I hope you find it funny!

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CHAPTER 1

"There is no way in hell I am gonna go on THAT demon ride!" Bakura yelled as he pointed to the Zipper. There was a ride in progress and Ryou and Yugi stared in amazement.

"Aw, come one Bakura it will be fun!" Ryou whined as he yanked on Bakura's arm.

"NO WAY!" Bakura screamed as he ran over to the teacup ride to the left and jumped in one of the cups just as the ride was starting, "Ha! I am already on a ride and you can't make go on THAT ride!"

Once again Bakura pointed at the Zipper and shuddered in fear. Yami, Yugi, and Ryou all gave Bakura a funny look and Yami said, "Jeez, you would think a Tomb Raider wouldn't be scared of a stupid ride like this."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Bakura shouted at the top of his lungs as he stood up in the teacup, "I HAVEN"T SEEN YOU GO ON THAT RIDE!"

Yami laughed. "Well, at least I am waiting in line for it."

Yugi and Ryou passed through the gate to the ride and turned to motion Yami to follow them, but when they turned around they saw Yami looking up at the large ride with utter disbelief.

"Y...You mean...you weren't k..kidding about going on this ride.....?" Yami said as he slowly backed away from the gate.

Yugi and Ryou exchanged irritated looks and then turned back to both Yami and Bakura, who were now whimpering like babies.

"Fine, you guys can go play games while Ryou and I do this ride. We will come look for you when we are done," Yugi said as both he and Ryou turned around and climbed into a cart. Bakura and Yami stared at the two youngsters as the ride started up.

"Rest their poor souls," Yami said as he turned around and headed toward the games. He reached into his pocket to take out the money Yugi had given him only to find his pocket empty.

"WHAT?!" Yami yelled as he did, what looked like dancing to everyone, "WHERE DID IT GO?!"

Bakura walked past Yami whistling (wow I would like to see that) and grinning. Yami walked up to Bakura with anger in his eyes.

"YOU!" Yami pointed to Bakura, "YOU TOOK THE MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET YOU TOMB RAIDER! GIVE IT BACK!" Bakura turned around with a smile on his face and holding up a small black wallet, "You mean this?"

"YES! THAT!" Yami was now very pissed at the sly Bakura, "I WANT OT PLAY GAMES AND I NEED THAT MONEY TO DO IT!"

Bakura wanted to get Yami to shut up some how so he gave him 1000 yen, "There, go play your stupid little games!"

Bakura then stomped off chuckling at how much money he still had.

Hmmm...I think I will try to win a stuffed dragon... Bakura thought as he saw a stuffed dragon that could be one my squirting water in a hole. This should be easy.

Bakura sat down and paid the man so he could play. The bell sounded and Bakura placed his thumb on the trigger so the water would come out, but there was just one problem. No water came out. Bakura really wanted that stuffed dragon so he starts yelling at the water gun and banging on it to try to get it to work, but to no avail. When the race is over and he hadn't won a stuffed dragon he stood up to leave just as Yami walked over. Yami paid the man, sat down at the same seat Bakura had just been sitting in, and waited for the race to start. The race started and Yami pushed the trigger and the water whizzed out. Tami ended up winning the race and chose a stuffed dragon toy.

"HEY! I USED THAT GUN AND IT DIDN'T WORK!" Bakura fumed, "I WANTED THAT DRAGON!"

Yami shrugged and walked away carrying the stuffed toy. Bakura sat down where Yami had just been and played over and over and over again. He looked inside the wallet Ryou had given him to see what was left (he had already used all Yugi's money) and saw that he could only play one more game.

"Ok...this is it. I AM gonna get that stuffed dragon!" Bakura told himself as he once again paid the man at the counter. Even after all that money and cursing and abuse of the trigger Bakura didn't win that stuffed dragon he wanted so when Yugi, Ryou, Yami, and Bakura all met up again to decide what they were going to do next, Bakura kept glaring at Yami.

"I have an idea!" Yugi said, "Let's all do that water gun racing game!"

Everyone but Bakura replied happily to the idea.

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Well, I hope you guys thought this was at least semi-funny. I will try to get the next chapter up soon. Hehehehe..we will see how Bakura handles this one.