DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN Yu Gi Oh!
What will happen with the water race?!
CHAPTER 2
After a heated discussion between Yami and Bakura (I will let you use your imaginations as to what happened) Bakura finally decided to play the water race game again.
"Hey, Bakura. Where is that money I gave you to hold for me?" Ryou asked.
"Oh...um....you mean that money wasn't all for me?" Bakura said sounding really stupid.
"OF COURSE NOT! THAT MONEY WAS FOR BOTH OF US!" Ryou yelled in Bakura's face (not something you see too often). Yugi, however, thought something like this might happen so he brought extra money that he hadn't given to Yami so they all sat down and played the game.
"GOD DAMN THIS STUPID GUN!" Bakura yelled once again at the water guns that seemed to despise him, "WHY WON'T YOU WORK?! I WANT THAT DAMN DRAGON!"
Deciding that he didn't want to mess with the stupid guns anymore Bakura said he would sit this one out because he didn't feel like playing. Really Bakura had the idea to steal the stuffed dragon from Yami so while the rest of the gang was playing Bakura quietly grabbed the dragon toy from beside Yami. He hid it very poorly behind his back and as soon as the game finished Yami stood up and bent down to get his dragon only to find it missing.
"W..WH..WHERE IS MY DRAGON?!" Yami yelled and kicked and screamed, "I WANT MY DRAGON!"
Everyone stared at Yami in disbelief as he broke down and cried over his missing toy. Yami then looked up at a whistling Bakura.
"YOU!" Yami pointed at Bakura, "YOU STOLE IT! WHAT IS UP WITH YOU STEALING THINGS FROM ME YOU TOMB RAIDER?!"
"Me?" Bakura asked trying to sound innocent while obviously holding the stuffed dragon, "Why on earth would you think that I stole it?"
"HMM! I WONDER! MAYBE BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Yami was now holding Bakura by the collar of his shirt and shaking him back and forth, "I WANT MY DAMN DRAGON BACK!"
"OH YEAH!" Bakura was angry now, "YOU WILL HAVE TO GET IT FROM ME!"
At this comment Yami yanked one of the water guns up off the counter (he must be really pissed to be able to do that) and squirted Bakura (how it still works I have no idea).
"GIVE IT BACK!" Yami yelled.
"NO WAY! IT IS MINE NOW!" Bakura screamed
This bickering continued for about 20 minutes before someone actually had the guts enough to get involved and it wasn't Yugi or Ryou who knew better than to do that. In the end of this "brawl" the dragon ended up wet and ruined and Yami and Bakura crying in their aibou's arms. Yugi and Ryou exchanged worried looks.
"Maybe we should go get something to eat..." Ryou suggested and Bakura perked up at this.
"I want some booze! That should make me feel better!" Bakura was now heading toward a place that sold beer (where it cam from and how he actually got the beer is beyond my knowledge)
Bakura and Yami were both drinking beer while their aibou's were sticking to coke. All was going well until Yugi asked Bakura and Yami why they didn't want to go on the Zipper.
"Hey you guys, why didn't you wanna go on the Zipper? It was really fun," Yugi asked curiously.
Bakura stood up and clenched a beer bottle in one hand and Yugi's collar in the other, "You were tah ones dat made me come to dis stupid place and try ta get me on dos stupid whatya call em...rides. Ya shouldn't ask questions pipsqueak."
Usually Yami wouldn't stand for this kind of treatment of Yugi, but he had just passed out on the floor (not much tolerance). Ryou and Yugi decided to keep their mouths shut at this point and Bakura kept on talking.
"Youse twos are da ones who had ta use those damn puppy dog eyes to gets us to come here," Bakura explained refer to himself and Yami, "So don't push yas luck with me! I may be drunk but I can still kicks youse asses." Bakura stumbled away from the table and over to the counter to get more beer.
*cough*
"Bakura is scary when he is drunk...." Ryou commented. (As if we didn't already know that...)
*Flash back of earlier*
"AWW! Come on Bakura! I really really really wanna go to the amusement park!" Ryou whined up at his aibou.
"NO WAY!" Bakura boomed at the clinging figure.
"B...b....but Yugi and Yami are going too! I want you to come!" Ryou said innocently.
"WHAT?! That nameless pharaoh is going?! Then there is no way in hell I am going!" Bakura boomed once more trying to push Ryou off of him, but that didn't happen. Ryou just held on tighter and began to cry.
"WHAT?! Hey don't do that! FINE! I will go!" Bakura finally gave in.
"YAY!" Ryou shouted while jumping up and down, "I wuv you Bakura!"
Ryou hugged Bakura and Bakura's face looked disgusted.
For some odd reason Yami became conscious at this point and started doing the chicken dance....Why? I don't know...
Ryou and Yugi clung to each other and without saying words knew they both wanted out of here. The two youngsters got up from the booth without Yami or Bakura noticing and slipped out of the little café..or whatever it was.
"Hey Yugi," Ryou suddenly said stopping in his tracks, "How are they gonna pay the bill? They used the money we gave them earlier. Only we have money."
Yugi turned to Ryou, "I dunno, but I would like to see if they get out of that place alive. If they don't pay that is."
Yugi smirked at Ryou and Ryou smirked back and the two continued walking.
Hehehehe...I am having fun! I hope you guys liked this chapter. I always imagine Bakura as a pirate when he is drunk. Anyways next chapter we will see if Yami and Bakura will leave the café alive! R&R!
What will happen with the water race?!
CHAPTER 2
After a heated discussion between Yami and Bakura (I will let you use your imaginations as to what happened) Bakura finally decided to play the water race game again.
"Hey, Bakura. Where is that money I gave you to hold for me?" Ryou asked.
"Oh...um....you mean that money wasn't all for me?" Bakura said sounding really stupid.
"OF COURSE NOT! THAT MONEY WAS FOR BOTH OF US!" Ryou yelled in Bakura's face (not something you see too often). Yugi, however, thought something like this might happen so he brought extra money that he hadn't given to Yami so they all sat down and played the game.
"GOD DAMN THIS STUPID GUN!" Bakura yelled once again at the water guns that seemed to despise him, "WHY WON'T YOU WORK?! I WANT THAT DAMN DRAGON!"
Deciding that he didn't want to mess with the stupid guns anymore Bakura said he would sit this one out because he didn't feel like playing. Really Bakura had the idea to steal the stuffed dragon from Yami so while the rest of the gang was playing Bakura quietly grabbed the dragon toy from beside Yami. He hid it very poorly behind his back and as soon as the game finished Yami stood up and bent down to get his dragon only to find it missing.
"W..WH..WHERE IS MY DRAGON?!" Yami yelled and kicked and screamed, "I WANT MY DRAGON!"
Everyone stared at Yami in disbelief as he broke down and cried over his missing toy. Yami then looked up at a whistling Bakura.
"YOU!" Yami pointed at Bakura, "YOU STOLE IT! WHAT IS UP WITH YOU STEALING THINGS FROM ME YOU TOMB RAIDER?!"
"Me?" Bakura asked trying to sound innocent while obviously holding the stuffed dragon, "Why on earth would you think that I stole it?"
"HMM! I WONDER! MAYBE BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Yami was now holding Bakura by the collar of his shirt and shaking him back and forth, "I WANT MY DAMN DRAGON BACK!"
"OH YEAH!" Bakura was angry now, "YOU WILL HAVE TO GET IT FROM ME!"
At this comment Yami yanked one of the water guns up off the counter (he must be really pissed to be able to do that) and squirted Bakura (how it still works I have no idea).
"GIVE IT BACK!" Yami yelled.
"NO WAY! IT IS MINE NOW!" Bakura screamed
This bickering continued for about 20 minutes before someone actually had the guts enough to get involved and it wasn't Yugi or Ryou who knew better than to do that. In the end of this "brawl" the dragon ended up wet and ruined and Yami and Bakura crying in their aibou's arms. Yugi and Ryou exchanged worried looks.
"Maybe we should go get something to eat..." Ryou suggested and Bakura perked up at this.
"I want some booze! That should make me feel better!" Bakura was now heading toward a place that sold beer (where it cam from and how he actually got the beer is beyond my knowledge)
Bakura and Yami were both drinking beer while their aibou's were sticking to coke. All was going well until Yugi asked Bakura and Yami why they didn't want to go on the Zipper.
"Hey you guys, why didn't you wanna go on the Zipper? It was really fun," Yugi asked curiously.
Bakura stood up and clenched a beer bottle in one hand and Yugi's collar in the other, "You were tah ones dat made me come to dis stupid place and try ta get me on dos stupid whatya call em...rides. Ya shouldn't ask questions pipsqueak."
Usually Yami wouldn't stand for this kind of treatment of Yugi, but he had just passed out on the floor (not much tolerance). Ryou and Yugi decided to keep their mouths shut at this point and Bakura kept on talking.
"Youse twos are da ones who had ta use those damn puppy dog eyes to gets us to come here," Bakura explained refer to himself and Yami, "So don't push yas luck with me! I may be drunk but I can still kicks youse asses." Bakura stumbled away from the table and over to the counter to get more beer.
*cough*
"Bakura is scary when he is drunk...." Ryou commented. (As if we didn't already know that...)
*Flash back of earlier*
"AWW! Come on Bakura! I really really really wanna go to the amusement park!" Ryou whined up at his aibou.
"NO WAY!" Bakura boomed at the clinging figure.
"B...b....but Yugi and Yami are going too! I want you to come!" Ryou said innocently.
"WHAT?! That nameless pharaoh is going?! Then there is no way in hell I am going!" Bakura boomed once more trying to push Ryou off of him, but that didn't happen. Ryou just held on tighter and began to cry.
"WHAT?! Hey don't do that! FINE! I will go!" Bakura finally gave in.
"YAY!" Ryou shouted while jumping up and down, "I wuv you Bakura!"
Ryou hugged Bakura and Bakura's face looked disgusted.
For some odd reason Yami became conscious at this point and started doing the chicken dance....Why? I don't know...
Ryou and Yugi clung to each other and without saying words knew they both wanted out of here. The two youngsters got up from the booth without Yami or Bakura noticing and slipped out of the little café..or whatever it was.
"Hey Yugi," Ryou suddenly said stopping in his tracks, "How are they gonna pay the bill? They used the money we gave them earlier. Only we have money."
Yugi turned to Ryou, "I dunno, but I would like to see if they get out of that place alive. If they don't pay that is."
Yugi smirked at Ryou and Ryou smirked back and the two continued walking.
Hehehehe...I am having fun! I hope you guys liked this chapter. I always imagine Bakura as a pirate when he is drunk. Anyways next chapter we will see if Yami and Bakura will leave the café alive! R&R!
