OK, before y'all try to kill me for not updating, I have two words for you... SCHOOL SUCKS! But, school is out! Yay! So, I'll be able to update more! I said that I wouldn't do reviewer response unless a question was asked, but this one just had to be commented on...
Juliarules: First off, cool name! I like Julia too, if you catch my meaning (look at earlier chappys). And didn't you read the infamous "I HATE Kazama" notice on the first chappy? Of course I won't ease up on the Jin bashing! It's what gives this story a unique character that no one else uses!
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Anyway, on to the first chappy in ages!
--- Chapter 5; Episode 6 The Aftermath
(We hear rust being shined off of objects on the tribal council set, and once the rust is cleaned off, Styles, in a robe , holding a donut, with messy hair, being dragged onto the set.)
Styles: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL AM I....
("Numb" plays, and Styles realizes the camera is on. He throws off the robe, to reveal a black t-shirt and blue jeans, fixes his hair, and eats the rest of his donut, gets a shot of coffee, and we see the returning Styles Clash, in all his glory!)
Styles: Hi, and welcome back to Tekken Survivor! We haven't been here in awhile, because we had some, (cough) camera crew problems.
(We see the old camera crew, lying on the ground in pain, with their bodies twisted into weird ways.)
Styles: So, we had to get a new camera crew. But, we are back, and thankfully, in this world, not even a day has passed! So, let's go to the Homagatchis for THE AFTERMATH!!!!
Homagatchi Tribe, Night 2
(The tribe, minus one member, travels back)
Steve (whispering to Hwo, Nina, Kazuya, and Craig): Why the hell didn't they vote Jin off?
Nina: That's it Steve! I'm tired of your language! You are GROUNDED!
Kazuya: Nina, don't be so hard on him. I'm not even that hard on Jin, and I hate him!
Hwo: Anyway, back to the topic. Steve, I do think we should try somehow to vote Jin off.
Craig: Damn straight!
(The conversation continues, as we cut to Xiao and Jin, holding hands, talking.)
Xiao: I'm surprised that ass Styles didn't get one of us voted off.
(The Styles Clash fanclub goes over to Xiao and Jin)
Baccus: EEEEK!!! Jin!!!! You are like my idol! I LOVE YOU!!! Can I have your auto graph?
x1Infernal: ME TOO!!!
Winterfall: Not the same. I already have your autograph. I'm off to get Hwo's autograph!
(Xiao slaps Baccus.)
Xiao: You said you LOVE Jin? I'M his girlfriend, bitch!
Baccus: Not, as in literally, dipshit!
(Fight ensues, with Baccus winning.)
Styles: Good job, Baccus! You are learning the art on Styles-fu quite well!
Baccus: Thank you, master! (Bows)
Jin: Now he has his own karate art? What a dumbass.
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 3
(Julia just wakes up, and goes over to Jun, who is already awake, and cooking.)
Julia: Jun, can I talk to you, girl to girl?
Jun: Sure! What's up?
Julia: I had a weird dream last night. It was a dream... about Styles.
Jun: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Julia: We were like, making out and stuff, it was really freaky. But, for some odd reason, it was the best dream I've ever had.
Jun: Well, that's weird. I thought you couldn't stand him because he always hit on you
Julia: I know.
(We cut to Styles, who looks shocked.)
Styles: Well, for once in my life, I'm almost speechless. All, I can say is, ONE MORE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooo!
Styles: I think we can end on that mark. So, I'm Styles Clash...
(Jun warps here with psychic power.)
Jun: No shit, Sherlock.
Styles: What brought that about?
Baccus: I did! I made her say it!
Styles: Baccus! That was pretty good!
(Jun warps out)
Styles: Like I was saying, I'm Styles Clash, AND I'M OUT!!!! Where's Julia? Julia... were are you? Your dream date is here!
--- End of chappy
Cool ending, huh?
Next chappy: Julia/Styles runs wild on Tekken Survivor!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!
Juliarules: First off, cool name! I like Julia too, if you catch my meaning (look at earlier chappys). And didn't you read the infamous "I HATE Kazama" notice on the first chappy? Of course I won't ease up on the Jin bashing! It's what gives this story a unique character that no one else uses!
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Anyway, on to the first chappy in ages!
--- Chapter 5; Episode 6 The Aftermath
(We hear rust being shined off of objects on the tribal council set, and once the rust is cleaned off, Styles, in a robe , holding a donut, with messy hair, being dragged onto the set.)
Styles: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL AM I....
("Numb" plays, and Styles realizes the camera is on. He throws off the robe, to reveal a black t-shirt and blue jeans, fixes his hair, and eats the rest of his donut, gets a shot of coffee, and we see the returning Styles Clash, in all his glory!)
Styles: Hi, and welcome back to Tekken Survivor! We haven't been here in awhile, because we had some, (cough) camera crew problems.
(We see the old camera crew, lying on the ground in pain, with their bodies twisted into weird ways.)
Styles: So, we had to get a new camera crew. But, we are back, and thankfully, in this world, not even a day has passed! So, let's go to the Homagatchis for THE AFTERMATH!!!!
Homagatchi Tribe, Night 2
(The tribe, minus one member, travels back)
Steve (whispering to Hwo, Nina, Kazuya, and Craig): Why the hell didn't they vote Jin off?
Nina: That's it Steve! I'm tired of your language! You are GROUNDED!
Kazuya: Nina, don't be so hard on him. I'm not even that hard on Jin, and I hate him!
Hwo: Anyway, back to the topic. Steve, I do think we should try somehow to vote Jin off.
Craig: Damn straight!
(The conversation continues, as we cut to Xiao and Jin, holding hands, talking.)
Xiao: I'm surprised that ass Styles didn't get one of us voted off.
(The Styles Clash fanclub goes over to Xiao and Jin)
Baccus: EEEEK!!! Jin!!!! You are like my idol! I LOVE YOU!!! Can I have your auto graph?
x1Infernal: ME TOO!!!
Winterfall: Not the same. I already have your autograph. I'm off to get Hwo's autograph!
(Xiao slaps Baccus.)
Xiao: You said you LOVE Jin? I'M his girlfriend, bitch!
Baccus: Not, as in literally, dipshit!
(Fight ensues, with Baccus winning.)
Styles: Good job, Baccus! You are learning the art on Styles-fu quite well!
Baccus: Thank you, master! (Bows)
Jin: Now he has his own karate art? What a dumbass.
Ican'tthinkofagoodname Tribe, Day 3
(Julia just wakes up, and goes over to Jun, who is already awake, and cooking.)
Julia: Jun, can I talk to you, girl to girl?
Jun: Sure! What's up?
Julia: I had a weird dream last night. It was a dream... about Styles.
Jun: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Julia: We were like, making out and stuff, it was really freaky. But, for some odd reason, it was the best dream I've ever had.
Jun: Well, that's weird. I thought you couldn't stand him because he always hit on you
Julia: I know.
(We cut to Styles, who looks shocked.)
Styles: Well, for once in my life, I'm almost speechless. All, I can say is, ONE MORE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooo!
Styles: I think we can end on that mark. So, I'm Styles Clash...
(Jun warps here with psychic power.)
Jun: No shit, Sherlock.
Styles: What brought that about?
Baccus: I did! I made her say it!
Styles: Baccus! That was pretty good!
(Jun warps out)
Styles: Like I was saying, I'm Styles Clash, AND I'M OUT!!!! Where's Julia? Julia... were are you? Your dream date is here!
--- End of chappy
Cool ending, huh?
Next chappy: Julia/Styles runs wild on Tekken Survivor!
Styles Clash
Wordlife to ya!