DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN Yu Gi Oh!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now time to find out what will happen to Yami and Bakura in this café of doom!

CHAPTER 3

With Yugi and Ryou gone and Yami and Bakura left with no money things were about to get interesting. Yugi finally notices that his aibou was missing.

"Hey, Bakura! We should go find Yugi and Ryou now," Yami said trying to stand up, but to no prevail and he started searching his pockets without even getting up, "Now where is teh money? Bakura! You seen teh money?"

Bakura blinked and then stared at Yami.

"WHY.....THOSE LITTLE......(insert word here)!!!! They......left wit all.....ze money," Bakura explained this, but he had trouble since he was still drunk.

Just as Bakura said that the manager of the café came over to Yami and Bakura and asked them if they were ready to pay their bill. Yami, not being particularly smart in this part of the story, said they didn't have any money and Bakura slipped down in his seat at Yami's stupidness.

"WHAT?! NO MONEY?! YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT TO COME IN HERE AND EAT AT MY CAFÉ AND THEN EXPECT TO NOT PAY!" the manager yelled at the two drunken idiots (yes, I said idiots).

"Yeah...well...I will cast you into the shadow realm!" Bakura screamed reaching for his millennium ring only to find it missing, "Wha...WHAT THE HELL?! Where is my millennium ring?!"

Little did Bakura and Yami know that Yugi and Ryou had swiped there millennium items when they were drunk. (I really don't know HOW they did it but they did). At this precise moment Yugi and Ryou smirked at each other while at the mall because they just had a feeling Yami and Bakura were in trouble.

"You are gonna be dealing with the head honcho, buckos!" a very pissed manager said and walked to the back of the café.

"Oh yeah, we're really scared now...," Bakura said sarcastically, "Let's get outta 'ere while he is gone."

Yami had already had that idea and was tiptoeing out the door, not even telling Bakura his plan. He had hoped to leave Bakura by himself to deal with everything. Bakura stormed over to Yami and grabbed his collar.
"What do YOU think you are doing, dumbass?" Bakura spat in Yami's face, "Whatever! Lets just get out of here!"

Bakura and Yami turned to walk out the door when it suddenly burst open and smoke poured in the café. Puzzled looks crossed the face of the two babbling spirits and then a dark figure appeared. The smoke cleared and they saw who was entering the café. Seto Kaiba. Seto was dressed in an all too famous gravity defying coat, but it was fashion to look like a king's cloak and upon his head he wore a gold crown. Everyone in the café bowed down as low as they could. Everyone except for Yami and Bakura that is.

"And just where do you think you two are going?" Seto eyed the two standing boys, "You have broken the rules more than once now. One, you are not paying for what you consumed at this café. Two you did not bow to me when I walked in! A very important rule!"

"And just who are YOU to tell us what we did wrong!" an angry Bakura said to Seto's face.

"I am the President of the amusement park AND this café! That is why!" Seto put an authoritive tone in his voice.

"Well, he does have a point there Bakura," Yami whispered into Bakura's ear.

"Oh shut up! Who cares?!" Bakura tried to push past Seto only to find himself face first on the floor, "What the hell was that for?!"

Bakura was getting in Seto's face (seems like people like to get in other peoples faces) and shaking his fist at him.

"Now. You will have to make up for everything you should have paid for!" Seto was completely ignoring Bakura, "You get to be the kitchen wenches."

Yami and Bakura stared at Seto with their mouths hanging to the floor. Seto snapped his fingers and two men in black suits came up from behind Seto carrying two maid outfits, made for women mind you. As soon as the two saw those outfits Yami and Bakura melted to the floor.

Well, next chapter you will get to see Yami and Bakura's punishment while wearing the maid outfits. I am having fun writing this and I am sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I am gonna go through chapters 1 and 2 and fix some of my errors that I was too lazy to fix before. Oh, and Ferra really is my "official" editor....yeah and I prolly won't listen to anything she says that is what we decided. R&R!