Title:  Simply Ideal

Pairing:  Literati

Rating:  PG

Disclaimer:  I am, in NO WAY, affiliated with Gilmore Girls, Amy Sherman-Palladino, the WB, or any of the other big names. I am just a big fan of the Gilmore Girls, Milo Ventimiglia, and Chad Michael Murray. :)

Spoilers:  Possible spoilers from Season 3.

Distribution:  Please e-mail me first at rgilmore03@hotmail.com -Thank you very much.

Author's Note:  Hopefully, the layout of this chapter comes out as intended.  This chapter was actually written last week, but I wasn't able to upload it onto the site.  I hope you guys like it! 

A big thanks to all of my reviewers!  Anonymous, coffeeluver, coffeechick87, silver blood, alely7, ammoura, tigress33, Katie, and Caitie

Thank you so much!

Lorelai and Rory are sitting at a table in Luke's Diner.  They are eating burgers and fries, and drinking coffee – a signature Gilmore meal.  Rory is also reading a book.

Lorelai:  What are you reading?

Rory holds the book up, showing her mother the cover.

Lorelai:  Writing College Application Essays…sounds like a riot.

Rory:  It is.

Lorelai:  It's like naming a restaurant, "The Restaurant".  If this guy's such a great writer, can't he come up with something more creative?  I mean, come on.  Writing College Application Essays?

Rory:  The world has pondered that for years.

Lorelai:  What are some essay topics?

Rory:  Name a fictional character you admire.

Lorelai:  Charlie Bucket.

Rory:  Charlie Bucket.

Lorelai:  He is who I hope to someday be.

Rory:  Good luck.

Lorelai:  What about you?

Rory:  I can't think.  It feels like someone depleted the contents of my brain overnight.

Lorelai:  Welcome to my world.  It's actually not such a bad place to be.

Luke comes up to them, a coffeepot in his right hand.

Luke:  I assume you'll want more coffee.

Lorelai:  You assume right.

Luke shakes his head, and pours coffee in their mugs.  He looks at the book on the table.

Luke:  College application essays, huh?

Rory:  Yeah.

Luke:  How's that going?

Rory:  A daunting task, but I'll manage.  Hopefully.

Lorelai:  Hey Luke, which fictional character do you admire?

Luke:  Which fictional character do I admire?

Lorelai:  Why does it seem like everyone is my echo?

Rory:  It's one of the possible essay topics.

Luke:  I'm not too big on fictional characters.  Sorry about that.

Lorelai:  It's a Trekkie, isn't it?

Luke:  Oh my gosh.

Lorelai:  Who is it?

Luke:  You ask a simple question…

Lorelai:  James T. Kirk?

Luke:  I wouldn't admire anybody with the name "Kirk".

Lorelai:  Spock?

Luke:  Good luck on your essay Rory.

Rory:  Thanks.

Luke heads towards the kitchen.

Lorelai:  That was fun.

Rory:  Famous words from a bully.

*

Lorelai and Rory are outside, cleaning the Jeep.

Rory:  I'm glad we're finally cleaning it out, before the Health Board pays a visit.

Lorelai:  I didn't think it was this bad.

Rory:  What's this?

Rory picks up what looks like a dinner roll.  It was underneath the driver's seat.

Lorelai:  Looks like a dinner roll.  I wonder if it's still edible…

Rory:  It's turning a nice shade of green.

Lorelai:  Nice being the keyword.

Rory:  Gross.

Lorelai:  Darn.  A perfectly good dinner roll going to waste.

Rory:  There will be dinner rolls at tomorrow night's dinner.

Lorelai:  Not these dinner rolls.

Rory:  And why is that?

Lorelai:  Mom fired Liliana, remember?  All because of the walnuts.

Rory:  Oh yeah.

Lorelai takes the roll from Rory, and looks at it.

Lorelai:  We need garbage bags.

Rory:  I don't think we have anymore. 

Lorelai:  So we have to buy some?

Rory:  Evidently.

Lorelai:  Have I mentioned how tired I am?

Rory:  No, you haven't.

Lorelai:  Because I am.

Rory:  I'll go get the garbage bags.

Lorelai:  Ah, thank you.

*

Rory is inside Doose's Market, about to buy garbage bags.  She is standing in one of the aisles, looking at the shelves.

Jess:  Hey.

Rory turns around, smiling.

Rory:  Hi.

Jess:  How's it going?

Rory:  Good.

Jess:  Good.

Rory:  I have to buy garbage bags.

Jess:  What?

Rory:  Mom and I are cleaning the Jeep, which we haven't cleaned in a tremendously long time.  Come to think of it, I don't know what enthused us to do so.  We were just sitting there drinking coffee, and Mom suggested we clean the Jeep.

Jess:  Ah.  Hence the garbage bags.

Rory:  Yup.

Rory and Jess exchange a small smile.  Jess takes a couple steps forward, and picks up a bag of garbage bags.  He hands it to her.

Rory:  Thanks.

They are both unaware that Dean is in the next aisle.

Jess:  No problem.

Rory:  You weren't in the diner earlier.

Jess raises his eyebrows, surprised that she noticed.  Rory blushes, and looks away.

Jess:  I was working in the back.

Rory:  Oh.

They are both quiet for a moment, just looking at each other.

Dean:  Sorry.  Did I interrupt your little revelry?

Rory and Jess both look at Dean.  Rory stares at the bag of garbage bags intently.  She looks up at Dean after a moment.

Rory:  Dean.

Dean:  I should just leave you two alone.

Rory:  Dean…I didn't know you were working today.

Dean:  Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Rory is looking around, obviously embarrassed.  Several shoppers in the Market are listening to Dean's outbursts.

Rory:  No.  I can explain…

Dean:  But I don't want to listen.  I don't want to hear anything.

Rory:  Dean!  We were just talking.

Dean:  I don't want to hear your pathetic excuses.  It's over, Rory.

There is a moment of disbelief.  Rory is staring at Dean, shocked.  Jess is looking at Rory empathetically.

Dean:  It was over a long time ago.  I was just too stupid to admit it.

Rory:  Dean…

Dean:  It's over.

Dean angrily walks away, glaring at Jess as he does so.  Rory is unsuccessfully trying to hold back her tears.  Jess starts to say something.

Rory:  I'm sorry.  I have to go.

Jess nods understandingly.

*

Rory arrives home, to find her mother sitting on the front porch drinking coffee.  Rory is crying, and holding the bag of garbage bags.

Lorelai:  Honey, what's the matter?

Rory:  It's over, mom. 

***

End of Part Three