Author's Note: Here we go, the next set of HaiPu. Hope you like 'em. I actually wrote these before the fifth book came out, which is the explanantion for the last line about Dumbledore (back when everyone was speculating about what was going to happen in OotP). Thanks for reading!
VII. Marcus Flint
Horribly ugly
Slytherin Quidditch Captain.
I smell as bad as Malfoy.

Look at my horrible teeth.
Braces? What are those?
Someone should knock my teeth in.

VIII. Tom Riddle
I am pure evil;
My name is an anagram.
How very convenient.

I cannot be defeated -
Harry Potter sucks.
Fear me, for I am evil.

IX. Dumbledore
Long beard, pointy hat.
I can't turn into a cat,
But I am wicked awesome.

Despite popular belief,
I am not Gandalf.
Will I die in the next book?

X. Ron
My two best friends are
Harry and Hermione.
Red hair, freckles, broken wand.

Those lying gits, George and Fred -
I hate spiders, and
The greatest Weasley is me!

XI. Percy
Just for the record,
I do not have a big head,
And I'm the greatest Weasley!

My brothers are just jealous
Of my Head Boy badge
That I polish every night.

XII. Gringotts Goblin
Welcome to Gringotts -
Deposit or withdrawal?
Follow me to the mine cart.

Lamp, please. Key, please. Watch your step.
Give me your money -
Galleons, sickles, and knuts.