Ohayo, minna-san! It's nine sixteen where I am, but I'm fully awake, su! I
checked my e-mail and saw all of the reviews, su! I have three! Which is kinda
good, su! At least I got some! And, for MoonSweet, I'll e-mail you the picture,
su. I saw it on e-bay and couldn't get it because it was , su! I hate
! I found this cute Chi suit for like.. 150 dollars but they only excepted
, suuu! It's a heavy burden on my heart. WAAAHHHHHH! Sniff...
I'm ok. And I had to drink maple syrup cause I needed to get some sugar back
in my blood cause I felt really light headed, suuu. It was painful after a
couple of days, but now I'm fine, su! I get to go to my cousins wedding so it's
Thursday right now so if you're reading this... it may be next week later till
it's updated, su. Then I get to go to Knoxville for a tattoo convention, su.
Then it's back to band camp! I'm a band geek with no life except anime,
manga and music, su! Geeks rule, SU! Cough... I'm done. Ok! The Jounins
get to see their students, su. Yippee! And... secret ppl come, su! Yay!
Introducing... Haku and Zabuza, su! Since their supposedly 'dead'
(Pakkun: She doesn't think they died!
Me: THEY DIDN'T THEY'RE ALIVE AND ARE JUST SLEEPING IN THE
DIRT, SU! IT'S GOOD FOR HALU'S
BEAUTIFUL FACE, GOSH DARNITSU! OR GOD DAMMIT, SU! Which
ever one you prefer, Pakkun-kun... he he... Pakkun-kun... I make joke, su!)
they won't be in the storyline, su. Gomen-nasai, minna-san! It breaks my
heart too, su! I only wish Zabuza died and Haku lived to become a leaf-nin,
su! Wouldn't that be cool?! New idea for story! Maybe later on, su.
Anywho...
I better acknowledge the three reviewers:
Poison Death Tree: Arigato, su. Here's your ninja cookie, su!
MoonSweet: I hope I answered all of your questions, su! And yes... I am a
strange person, su. Here's your cookie, su!
Cookie6: Um... Neji... nice, su? That's a new one, su. Maybe they could
avoid each other... maybe, su. So hard to think, suuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Here's your ninja cookie, su! =-=
On with the story!
Disclaimer:
Tasuki for Fushigi Yugi: Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto, Fushigi
Yugi or anything that is thrown in this story that someone else owns... like
my tessen! (Holds up metal fan and fries Tamahome!)
Me: Still Kawaii as ever!
In the quiet town of Konoha sat five Jounin teachers in a cafe.
One was the ever loveable, sexy, loveable and sexy Hatake Kakashi, teacher
to Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto!
Next to him was Kurenai, the really pretty teacher of Hyuuga Hinata,
Inuzuka Kiba, Inuzuka Akamaru, and Aburame Shino.
After Kurenai was the smoking addicted man, Asuma who taught Nara
Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Yamanaka Ino.
Across from him was Gai... the butt ugly but very loveable teacher of
Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, and Ten Ten.
Next to him was Bai... the sand guy who taught Sabakuno Gaara, Temari
and Kankurou.
Why Bai was there? The hell should I know, su! Ahem... anywho, they were just
drinking coffee when Konohamaru came running up to them with Moegi and Udon
at his heels!
"S-Senseis! You need to come quick! There is something wrong with your
students! All of them!" he cried, jumping up and down, thinking that it will make
them get up faster. (My sister does that to me! It's annoying!)
Kakashi looked at him with his only showing eye and yawned.
"But we were discussing our training. They're Genins. They can take care of
themselves," he said, lying his head down.
Konohamaru glared then yelled, "Sexy no Jutsu!"
Kakashi quickly looked up onto to see a fat women in a bathing suit!
"Kakashi-sensei, your students need you. If you don't go... I'll give you a big
kiss!" Konohamaru said in a deep, unladylike voice!
Kakashi jumped up from his seat and made the hand seals to poof away with that
cute little sound!
"Anybody else?" Konohamaru asked, puffing his lips out.
Everyone shrieked like a girl then poofed away with a not so cute sound as
Kakashi.
"Iwuka-seisei! When are we going to eat?" Chibi Sakura asked, tugging on his
apron that had a smiley face on it.
He turned around then said, "If you can get everyone together and sit at the
big table, it'll be ready in two minutes."
Sakura smiled then skipped off, about to get everyone when she saw Ino
cuddling on Sasuke!
"Ino-buta! Get off my Sasuke-kun!" she screamed, running up to her and
trying to attack her!
Sasuke then got to sneak away when Ino and Sakura got into a catfight.
"OH MY GOD! What happened to my students?!?!?!?!" Gai yelled, staring at
a chibi Rock Lee!
Chibi Rock Lee looked at him and smiled.
"Hiyo, Gai-seisei!" he said, waving then went back to building his little blocks.
Chibi Ten Ten walked by and saw her teacher.
"Wow, seisei, you so big! I wish I was big. Just like Tsunade-sama!" she said,
skipping away only to bump into Chibi Neji!
He glared at her then walked away, his nose stuck up in the air.
"I-Is everyone like this?" Kurenai asked, seeing her students also chibi- fied!
Chibi Hinata was playing with a doll that had blond hair and another with
purple and they were in wedding suits.
Chibi Kiba was playing fetch with Chibi Akamaru and Chibi Shino was sitting
at the big table... just sitting.
"I'm afraid so. Tsunade-sama wanted us to take care of them until she and
Genma can find a cure," Iruka said, walking up to them with a pot in one hand
and a stirring spoon in the other. He had taken off the apron that Tsunade told
him to wear cause he felt oh so silly.
Kakashi then saw Sakura and Ino fighting.
"Asuma, you take care of it. I'm to tired to," he said, pulling out a copy of Icha
Icha Paradise!
Asuma sighed and was about to walk over to them when Iruka held out his
spoon.
"No smoking around the children," he ordered, staring at his smoke.
Asuma gasped with horror then sighed once more.
He slowly took it out, dropped it very slowly then slowly stomped on it.
This caught everyone's attention when a grown man started to cry.
"It'll be alright, my friend," Kurenai said, patting his shoulder.
"Lunch time, kids!" Iruka yelled, silencing the monkey ninja kids!
They looked at him, smiled then rushed to the table where only Shino sat.
"How'd you do that?" Bai asked, helping Kakashi tie to bibs on the kids.
"Years of experience," Iruka answered, putting the food down.
And while the kids ate, a shadow lurked in the shadows... meaning that the
shadow was actually invisible!
(Ha! I beat the thing with the words and confusion... I have a headache now...
story!)
"Hehehehehehe, soon, Kakashi-sensei, you will be mine, su!" laughed a scary
voice.
But no one heard it cause then the shadow fell out of the shadows and landed
face first on the floor behind the table!
"Umm... hi? You ok?" Iruka asked, walking up the girl.
She quickly got up and started laughing.
"Of course, su!" she said, smiling widely.
"I-Iwuka-seisei! That's the mean girl who..." but before he could finish, the girl
had knocked his head into his food.
"Such a sweet child, su. What's his name, su?" she asked, moving his head
around in the food.
"N-Naruto... umm... who are you anyway?" Kakashi asked, walking up to
Naruto and wiping his face clean.
"I am the great Shia Urashima, su! I came here with my parents from the
neighboring town, su. Please to meet you, su," she said, smiling at everyone.
They all shivered at her smile then the kids went back to eating.
"K, kids! Storytime, su! This one is called, 'Shia Urashima', su!"
Shia said, holding up a book that read, 'Taro Urashima'{1}
"Ummm... I know I'm only five... but I think the legend is Taro and it says it
on the front," Itachi said, raising his hand like a good boy.
Shia sighed then stood up and walked up to him.
"YOU'RE SOOOOO CCCCUUUUUTTTEEEE, SSSUUU!" she squealed,
hugging him tightly.
He started to become blue in the face so Shia let him go.
"If you don't like that story, Iruka-sensei will tell you one, su," she said,
pulling him over.
He agreed then told the story while ppl were clinging on to some hotties.
(CoughShiaandKakashiCough CoughInoandSakuraandSasukeCough)
When story time was over, they had to take a nap, giving the teachers a rest.
"Can I smoke now?" Asuma asked, pleading Iruka.
"Outside," Iruka said simply.
Asuma sighed then just sat next to Bai, tears welling up in his eyes.
'Oh Kami-sama, please let me have a good smoke around my friends soon,'
he thought, wiping his face.
1: Taro Urashima is a real Japanese legend. I got the idea of changing the title
like Su did from Love Hina, su!
Ok... I lied up at the top, su. I did this all in two hours... only to stop to look
up some Naruto names on my DVD, su. But now... um... oh yeah!
Ohayo- good morning,
Minna-san- everyone!
I guess that is all... I'll e-mail you soon, MoonSweet, su! And don't ask me
what 'su' means... I don't know I just like saying it, su! I got it from Pita- Ten,
su! It's a really cute manga! I recommend it!
Ja matte ne!
Kei Hao Asakura, wife of Hao Asakura, su!
checked my e-mail and saw all of the reviews, su! I have three! Which is kinda
good, su! At least I got some! And, for MoonSweet, I'll e-mail you the picture,
su. I saw it on e-bay and couldn't get it because it was , su! I hate
! I found this cute Chi suit for like.. 150 dollars but they only excepted
, suuu! It's a heavy burden on my heart. WAAAHHHHHH! Sniff...
I'm ok. And I had to drink maple syrup cause I needed to get some sugar back
in my blood cause I felt really light headed, suuu. It was painful after a
couple of days, but now I'm fine, su! I get to go to my cousins wedding so it's
Thursday right now so if you're reading this... it may be next week later till
it's updated, su. Then I get to go to Knoxville for a tattoo convention, su.
Then it's back to band camp! I'm a band geek with no life except anime,
manga and music, su! Geeks rule, SU! Cough... I'm done. Ok! The Jounins
get to see their students, su. Yippee! And... secret ppl come, su! Yay!
Introducing... Haku and Zabuza, su! Since their supposedly 'dead'
(Pakkun: She doesn't think they died!
Me: THEY DIDN'T THEY'RE ALIVE AND ARE JUST SLEEPING IN THE
DIRT, SU! IT'S GOOD FOR HALU'S
BEAUTIFUL FACE, GOSH DARNITSU! OR GOD DAMMIT, SU! Which
ever one you prefer, Pakkun-kun... he he... Pakkun-kun... I make joke, su!)
they won't be in the storyline, su. Gomen-nasai, minna-san! It breaks my
heart too, su! I only wish Zabuza died and Haku lived to become a leaf-nin,
su! Wouldn't that be cool?! New idea for story! Maybe later on, su.
Anywho...
I better acknowledge the three reviewers:
Poison Death Tree: Arigato, su. Here's your ninja cookie, su!
MoonSweet: I hope I answered all of your questions, su! And yes... I am a
strange person, su. Here's your cookie, su!
Cookie6: Um... Neji... nice, su? That's a new one, su. Maybe they could
avoid each other... maybe, su. So hard to think, suuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Here's your ninja cookie, su! =-=
On with the story!
Disclaimer:
Tasuki for Fushigi Yugi: Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto, Fushigi
Yugi or anything that is thrown in this story that someone else owns... like
my tessen! (Holds up metal fan and fries Tamahome!)
Me: Still Kawaii as ever!
In the quiet town of Konoha sat five Jounin teachers in a cafe.
One was the ever loveable, sexy, loveable and sexy Hatake Kakashi, teacher
to Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto!
Next to him was Kurenai, the really pretty teacher of Hyuuga Hinata,
Inuzuka Kiba, Inuzuka Akamaru, and Aburame Shino.
After Kurenai was the smoking addicted man, Asuma who taught Nara
Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Yamanaka Ino.
Across from him was Gai... the butt ugly but very loveable teacher of
Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, and Ten Ten.
Next to him was Bai... the sand guy who taught Sabakuno Gaara, Temari
and Kankurou.
Why Bai was there? The hell should I know, su! Ahem... anywho, they were just
drinking coffee when Konohamaru came running up to them with Moegi and Udon
at his heels!
"S-Senseis! You need to come quick! There is something wrong with your
students! All of them!" he cried, jumping up and down, thinking that it will make
them get up faster. (My sister does that to me! It's annoying!)
Kakashi looked at him with his only showing eye and yawned.
"But we were discussing our training. They're Genins. They can take care of
themselves," he said, lying his head down.
Konohamaru glared then yelled, "Sexy no Jutsu!"
Kakashi quickly looked up onto to see a fat women in a bathing suit!
"Kakashi-sensei, your students need you. If you don't go... I'll give you a big
kiss!" Konohamaru said in a deep, unladylike voice!
Kakashi jumped up from his seat and made the hand seals to poof away with that
cute little sound!
"Anybody else?" Konohamaru asked, puffing his lips out.
Everyone shrieked like a girl then poofed away with a not so cute sound as
Kakashi.
"Iwuka-seisei! When are we going to eat?" Chibi Sakura asked, tugging on his
apron that had a smiley face on it.
He turned around then said, "If you can get everyone together and sit at the
big table, it'll be ready in two minutes."
Sakura smiled then skipped off, about to get everyone when she saw Ino
cuddling on Sasuke!
"Ino-buta! Get off my Sasuke-kun!" she screamed, running up to her and
trying to attack her!
Sasuke then got to sneak away when Ino and Sakura got into a catfight.
"OH MY GOD! What happened to my students?!?!?!?!" Gai yelled, staring at
a chibi Rock Lee!
Chibi Rock Lee looked at him and smiled.
"Hiyo, Gai-seisei!" he said, waving then went back to building his little blocks.
Chibi Ten Ten walked by and saw her teacher.
"Wow, seisei, you so big! I wish I was big. Just like Tsunade-sama!" she said,
skipping away only to bump into Chibi Neji!
He glared at her then walked away, his nose stuck up in the air.
"I-Is everyone like this?" Kurenai asked, seeing her students also chibi- fied!
Chibi Hinata was playing with a doll that had blond hair and another with
purple and they were in wedding suits.
Chibi Kiba was playing fetch with Chibi Akamaru and Chibi Shino was sitting
at the big table... just sitting.
"I'm afraid so. Tsunade-sama wanted us to take care of them until she and
Genma can find a cure," Iruka said, walking up to them with a pot in one hand
and a stirring spoon in the other. He had taken off the apron that Tsunade told
him to wear cause he felt oh so silly.
Kakashi then saw Sakura and Ino fighting.
"Asuma, you take care of it. I'm to tired to," he said, pulling out a copy of Icha
Icha Paradise!
Asuma sighed and was about to walk over to them when Iruka held out his
spoon.
"No smoking around the children," he ordered, staring at his smoke.
Asuma gasped with horror then sighed once more.
He slowly took it out, dropped it very slowly then slowly stomped on it.
This caught everyone's attention when a grown man started to cry.
"It'll be alright, my friend," Kurenai said, patting his shoulder.
"Lunch time, kids!" Iruka yelled, silencing the monkey ninja kids!
They looked at him, smiled then rushed to the table where only Shino sat.
"How'd you do that?" Bai asked, helping Kakashi tie to bibs on the kids.
"Years of experience," Iruka answered, putting the food down.
And while the kids ate, a shadow lurked in the shadows... meaning that the
shadow was actually invisible!
(Ha! I beat the thing with the words and confusion... I have a headache now...
story!)
"Hehehehehehe, soon, Kakashi-sensei, you will be mine, su!" laughed a scary
voice.
But no one heard it cause then the shadow fell out of the shadows and landed
face first on the floor behind the table!
"Umm... hi? You ok?" Iruka asked, walking up the girl.
She quickly got up and started laughing.
"Of course, su!" she said, smiling widely.
"I-Iwuka-seisei! That's the mean girl who..." but before he could finish, the girl
had knocked his head into his food.
"Such a sweet child, su. What's his name, su?" she asked, moving his head
around in the food.
"N-Naruto... umm... who are you anyway?" Kakashi asked, walking up to
Naruto and wiping his face clean.
"I am the great Shia Urashima, su! I came here with my parents from the
neighboring town, su. Please to meet you, su," she said, smiling at everyone.
They all shivered at her smile then the kids went back to eating.
"K, kids! Storytime, su! This one is called, 'Shia Urashima', su!"
Shia said, holding up a book that read, 'Taro Urashima'{1}
"Ummm... I know I'm only five... but I think the legend is Taro and it says it
on the front," Itachi said, raising his hand like a good boy.
Shia sighed then stood up and walked up to him.
"YOU'RE SOOOOO CCCCUUUUUTTTEEEE, SSSUUU!" she squealed,
hugging him tightly.
He started to become blue in the face so Shia let him go.
"If you don't like that story, Iruka-sensei will tell you one, su," she said,
pulling him over.
He agreed then told the story while ppl were clinging on to some hotties.
(CoughShiaandKakashiCough CoughInoandSakuraandSasukeCough)
When story time was over, they had to take a nap, giving the teachers a rest.
"Can I smoke now?" Asuma asked, pleading Iruka.
"Outside," Iruka said simply.
Asuma sighed then just sat next to Bai, tears welling up in his eyes.
'Oh Kami-sama, please let me have a good smoke around my friends soon,'
he thought, wiping his face.
1: Taro Urashima is a real Japanese legend. I got the idea of changing the title
like Su did from Love Hina, su!
Ok... I lied up at the top, su. I did this all in two hours... only to stop to look
up some Naruto names on my DVD, su. But now... um... oh yeah!
Ohayo- good morning,
Minna-san- everyone!
I guess that is all... I'll e-mail you soon, MoonSweet, su! And don't ask me
what 'su' means... I don't know I just like saying it, su! I got it from Pita- Ten,
su! It's a really cute manga! I recommend it!
Ja matte ne!
Kei Hao Asakura, wife of Hao Asakura, su!