Hiyo, minna-san! I am back from my trip. I spent
three hours in a traffic jam, su! IT SUCKED, SU!
I am glad I live in the middle of nowhere where I
don't have to worry about that kinda junk, su.
Yippee, su!
Anyway, I am so happy, su! Naruto-kun.com is
back up and I'm registered! I'm Pakkun-kun, SU!
And my avatar is Pakkun too, su. Isn't that great
Haku-kun, su?!
Haku: Why certainly, Kei-chan.
Zabuza: ...
Me: So unemotional, su sigh. Anywho! I am leaving
Friday so this may be updated sooner or later, su.
Also I have to go to Yoga at six, su. Which is only
nineteen minutes away, su. So I have to type fast...
but I'm not going to, su. OK! The Shia Urashima
girl is there and so is all the senseis, su! Ummm...
I'm a little blank right now so ummm.... I'm tired,
suuu. I need to type tho, su! Oh well. On with the
story!
Disclaimer: Naruto: Konnichiwa, minna-san... anou...
Kei-chan what am I suppose to say?
Me: Su sigh. Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto
or the name Hao Asakura or anything that is put
in this that is a big company that she will get sued
for, su.
Naruto: .... Kei Hao Asakura does not own anything!
Kei: Su sweatdrop.
"Iwuka-seisei! Anou-sa, ANOU-SA! Can we have
wamen next time?" Chibi Naruto asked, pulling on
Iruka's pants leg.
Iruka smiled down at Naruto then shook his head
yes.
Naruto jumped with joy then accidentally tripped
over something and fell on someone!
"Itai... itai," he moaned, rubbing his head.
He opened his eyes and saw he had fallen on
Hinata!
"N-Nawuto-kun... c-can y-you p-please g-get o-off m-
me? O-Onegai?" she stuttered, wiggling a bit.
Naruto smiled then hopped off her and started
running around in circles... cause that's what kids
do nowadays. I guess, su... ahem... gomen, su.
Shino sat at the table watching a bug crawl by,
doing buggy things. Just being itself... a bug. Yes, I
could go on about bugs and the wonders they do
(Pakkun: GET ON WITH THE STORY! Me: Gomen-
nasai, su!) Anywho, Sakura, Ten Ten, Temari and
Ino were fighting about who was cuter; Sasuke or
Itachi.
Ten Ten and Temari were voting on Itachi cause
he was older and Sakura and Ino were staying
faithful to their Sasuke-kun.
"Itachi! Just look at him! He has puwple nail polish!
No one has puwple nail polish! NO ONE! Come on!
That is sexy!" Temari said, taking Itachis' hand and
holding it up.
"Hmmm... she does have a point. It is sexy," Ino
pondered.
Sakura gaped at her in shock then tried to slap
her!
"Kids, no fighting, su," Shia said passing by.
"Man, is she evew cweepy," Sasuke said, starting to
shake.
Itachi nodded then suddenly, there was a huge
knock at the classroom door.
Shia walked over to it (the door) and opened it to
see a strange blue shark like man with a mustache
on that was curly like you see in those cartoons.
Ya know... the mexican ones! Yeah! Those ones! Like
this = = yeah like that!
"Well hello young lady. Is a 'Uchiha Itachi' residing
in the place?" he asked, trying to disguise his voice,
cause we all know whom it is. Don't we? Well if ya
don't, wait until I write a couple more sentences.
Cause then you will know. You will. (Zabuza: Get
on the with the mother f$%$#in story! Me: Y-Yes,
Zabuza-sama. Meanie!)
"Why yes. Yes he is, su. Itachi-kun! Please come
here, su!" Shia said.
The shark man waited for a moment then heard a
small, 'hai'!
He looked over at Shia and saw her glomping a
small boy who looked exactly like Itachi. In fact, it
was Itachi!
"I-Itachi-san! What happened?!" the shark man
yelled, making his mexican mustache fall off,
revealing his true identity! Which is..... anou....
Anou... oh yeah! Kisame! BUM BUM BUM (insert
dramatic music!)
"Hey! Aren't you that evil guy from the Akatsuki,
Kisame?" Shia asked, Itachi staring at Kisame the
same way she was.
"And aren't you the bitch from down the lane?" he
asked, making the whole room silent.
All the eyes of the little ones were big and glossy
looking.
"Y-You said a bad word," Itachi whispered, hiding
in Shia's arms.
Shia glared at him then made one of the chinese
kung-fu calls then kicked him out of the school,
making one of those dingy sounds as where his
little formed disappeared and made a shiny thingy
like a star!
"Who was that, Shia-san?" Kakashi asked walking
up to her.
Shia started to blush as she got heart in her eyes...
(I'm not going to explain this one or else Zabuza-
sama will hurt me, su.)
"Why, no one, Kakashi-sama. Just a sales ninja, su,"
she answered.
"But what about that..." before Itachi finished what
he was about to say, Shia pulled him against her
chest and squealed, "KAWAIIIIIIII! I just love you
to pieces, su! You sweet little boy, su!"
Itachi was almost dying cause she was a C-cup. (At
least no a D like Tsunade! They're too big!!! And I
don't think she wears a bra!!!)
Kakashi stared for a minute then walked away.
"Gawd Dang it, Itachi-kun! I was so close, su!" I
pouted, putting him down.
Itachi took in deep breaths then glared at her.
"You almost killed me, Shia-san!" he growled then
walked away.
'I'll just have to work harder, su! I will get you, my
Kakashi-sama, su,' Shia thought, having fireballs in
her eyes.
Chibi Rock Lee looked up at her and smiled.
"I wanna twy!" he said, doing the same pose as
Shia.
Legs were spread far apart, holding the fist chest
level, mouth in an 'o' and fireballs in the eyes.
"Ahhh, isn't he cute?" Gai sighed, staring at his
favorite subordinate.
Kurenai coughed a bit then saw Kiba sitting on the
ground, crying loudly!
She ran over to him and knelt down.
"What is it, Kiba-kun?" she asked, picking him up.
"A-Akamawu and me had a fight and now he made
at me," he said, sniffing.
Kurenai sighed then said, "Let's go talk to him then.
Ok?"
Kiba nodded then they walked over to the pissed
off puppy.
"Akamaru, why are you mad at Kiba?" Kurenai
asked sitting on the ground next to him.
Akamaru started to bark loudly and Kiba said, "He
said that I didn't share the toy Shino let me
bowwow."
Kurenai sighed then said, "Kiba, say you're sorry
then tell Akamaru that you'll let him play with it
if he doesn't mess it up."
Kiba told that to Akamaru and Akamaru jumped
onto him, licking his face.
"Arigato, Kuwunai-seisei!" he said, hugging her and
giving her kiss on her cheek (AAAHHHHH! SO
CUTE!!! MUST PINCH CHEEKS!!!) Kurenai hugged
him back then went back to her seat.
'Kami-sama, I want a kid now' she thought, staring
at her students.
Well... have you noticed I have ended all the
chappies with Kami-sama, su? Welll.... I did, su. And
I missed yoga class cause my mommy was sleeping,
su. But that's ok, su. I really didn't wanna go
anywho. It's now 8:12 and I need to get packing!
Yippee! Tattoos! I was thinking when I go to school,
that I was gonna make a shirt that said, 'Your
daddy gave you a pony. My daddy gave me a free
tattoo!' I would love it! But I can't find one cause I
haven't looked. I'll make someone else do it.
Anyway, after I put this up, I'm gonna play
Simpson's' Hit and Run. It's fun! I just like to run
over ppl and run away from the police. And if
there is anything wrong with the story, please tell
me. Just don't sound like a smart ass or else.
Anywho,
JA MATTE NE!
-Kei Hao Asakura, wife of Hao Asakura!
(Woot! 15 pages!)
three hours in a traffic jam, su! IT SUCKED, SU!
I am glad I live in the middle of nowhere where I
don't have to worry about that kinda junk, su.
Yippee, su!
Anyway, I am so happy, su! Naruto-kun.com is
back up and I'm registered! I'm Pakkun-kun, SU!
And my avatar is Pakkun too, su. Isn't that great
Haku-kun, su?!
Haku: Why certainly, Kei-chan.
Zabuza: ...
Me: So unemotional, su sigh. Anywho! I am leaving
Friday so this may be updated sooner or later, su.
Also I have to go to Yoga at six, su. Which is only
nineteen minutes away, su. So I have to type fast...
but I'm not going to, su. OK! The Shia Urashima
girl is there and so is all the senseis, su! Ummm...
I'm a little blank right now so ummm.... I'm tired,
suuu. I need to type tho, su! Oh well. On with the
story!
Disclaimer: Naruto: Konnichiwa, minna-san... anou...
Kei-chan what am I suppose to say?
Me: Su sigh. Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto
or the name Hao Asakura or anything that is put
in this that is a big company that she will get sued
for, su.
Naruto: .... Kei Hao Asakura does not own anything!
Kei: Su sweatdrop.
"Iwuka-seisei! Anou-sa, ANOU-SA! Can we have
wamen next time?" Chibi Naruto asked, pulling on
Iruka's pants leg.
Iruka smiled down at Naruto then shook his head
yes.
Naruto jumped with joy then accidentally tripped
over something and fell on someone!
"Itai... itai," he moaned, rubbing his head.
He opened his eyes and saw he had fallen on
Hinata!
"N-Nawuto-kun... c-can y-you p-please g-get o-off m-
me? O-Onegai?" she stuttered, wiggling a bit.
Naruto smiled then hopped off her and started
running around in circles... cause that's what kids
do nowadays. I guess, su... ahem... gomen, su.
Shino sat at the table watching a bug crawl by,
doing buggy things. Just being itself... a bug. Yes, I
could go on about bugs and the wonders they do
(Pakkun: GET ON WITH THE STORY! Me: Gomen-
nasai, su!) Anywho, Sakura, Ten Ten, Temari and
Ino were fighting about who was cuter; Sasuke or
Itachi.
Ten Ten and Temari were voting on Itachi cause
he was older and Sakura and Ino were staying
faithful to their Sasuke-kun.
"Itachi! Just look at him! He has puwple nail polish!
No one has puwple nail polish! NO ONE! Come on!
That is sexy!" Temari said, taking Itachis' hand and
holding it up.
"Hmmm... she does have a point. It is sexy," Ino
pondered.
Sakura gaped at her in shock then tried to slap
her!
"Kids, no fighting, su," Shia said passing by.
"Man, is she evew cweepy," Sasuke said, starting to
shake.
Itachi nodded then suddenly, there was a huge
knock at the classroom door.
Shia walked over to it (the door) and opened it to
see a strange blue shark like man with a mustache
on that was curly like you see in those cartoons.
Ya know... the mexican ones! Yeah! Those ones! Like
this = = yeah like that!
"Well hello young lady. Is a 'Uchiha Itachi' residing
in the place?" he asked, trying to disguise his voice,
cause we all know whom it is. Don't we? Well if ya
don't, wait until I write a couple more sentences.
Cause then you will know. You will. (Zabuza: Get
on the with the mother f$%$#in story! Me: Y-Yes,
Zabuza-sama. Meanie!)
"Why yes. Yes he is, su. Itachi-kun! Please come
here, su!" Shia said.
The shark man waited for a moment then heard a
small, 'hai'!
He looked over at Shia and saw her glomping a
small boy who looked exactly like Itachi. In fact, it
was Itachi!
"I-Itachi-san! What happened?!" the shark man
yelled, making his mexican mustache fall off,
revealing his true identity! Which is..... anou....
Anou... oh yeah! Kisame! BUM BUM BUM (insert
dramatic music!)
"Hey! Aren't you that evil guy from the Akatsuki,
Kisame?" Shia asked, Itachi staring at Kisame the
same way she was.
"And aren't you the bitch from down the lane?" he
asked, making the whole room silent.
All the eyes of the little ones were big and glossy
looking.
"Y-You said a bad word," Itachi whispered, hiding
in Shia's arms.
Shia glared at him then made one of the chinese
kung-fu calls then kicked him out of the school,
making one of those dingy sounds as where his
little formed disappeared and made a shiny thingy
like a star!
"Who was that, Shia-san?" Kakashi asked walking
up to her.
Shia started to blush as she got heart in her eyes...
(I'm not going to explain this one or else Zabuza-
sama will hurt me, su.)
"Why, no one, Kakashi-sama. Just a sales ninja, su,"
she answered.
"But what about that..." before Itachi finished what
he was about to say, Shia pulled him against her
chest and squealed, "KAWAIIIIIIII! I just love you
to pieces, su! You sweet little boy, su!"
Itachi was almost dying cause she was a C-cup. (At
least no a D like Tsunade! They're too big!!! And I
don't think she wears a bra!!!)
Kakashi stared for a minute then walked away.
"Gawd Dang it, Itachi-kun! I was so close, su!" I
pouted, putting him down.
Itachi took in deep breaths then glared at her.
"You almost killed me, Shia-san!" he growled then
walked away.
'I'll just have to work harder, su! I will get you, my
Kakashi-sama, su,' Shia thought, having fireballs in
her eyes.
Chibi Rock Lee looked up at her and smiled.
"I wanna twy!" he said, doing the same pose as
Shia.
Legs were spread far apart, holding the fist chest
level, mouth in an 'o' and fireballs in the eyes.
"Ahhh, isn't he cute?" Gai sighed, staring at his
favorite subordinate.
Kurenai coughed a bit then saw Kiba sitting on the
ground, crying loudly!
She ran over to him and knelt down.
"What is it, Kiba-kun?" she asked, picking him up.
"A-Akamawu and me had a fight and now he made
at me," he said, sniffing.
Kurenai sighed then said, "Let's go talk to him then.
Ok?"
Kiba nodded then they walked over to the pissed
off puppy.
"Akamaru, why are you mad at Kiba?" Kurenai
asked sitting on the ground next to him.
Akamaru started to bark loudly and Kiba said, "He
said that I didn't share the toy Shino let me
bowwow."
Kurenai sighed then said, "Kiba, say you're sorry
then tell Akamaru that you'll let him play with it
if he doesn't mess it up."
Kiba told that to Akamaru and Akamaru jumped
onto him, licking his face.
"Arigato, Kuwunai-seisei!" he said, hugging her and
giving her kiss on her cheek (AAAHHHHH! SO
CUTE!!! MUST PINCH CHEEKS!!!) Kurenai hugged
him back then went back to her seat.
'Kami-sama, I want a kid now' she thought, staring
at her students.
Well... have you noticed I have ended all the
chappies with Kami-sama, su? Welll.... I did, su. And
I missed yoga class cause my mommy was sleeping,
su. But that's ok, su. I really didn't wanna go
anywho. It's now 8:12 and I need to get packing!
Yippee! Tattoos! I was thinking when I go to school,
that I was gonna make a shirt that said, 'Your
daddy gave you a pony. My daddy gave me a free
tattoo!' I would love it! But I can't find one cause I
haven't looked. I'll make someone else do it.
Anyway, after I put this up, I'm gonna play
Simpson's' Hit and Run. It's fun! I just like to run
over ppl and run away from the police. And if
there is anything wrong with the story, please tell
me. Just don't sound like a smart ass or else.
Anywho,
JA MATTE NE!
-Kei Hao Asakura, wife of Hao Asakura!
(Woot! 15 pages!)