The chopper landed in a sparse forest. Claire looked outside but she couldn't see a damn thing cause the windows were full of mist, probably since she and Jill were having a tea party. Claire opened the door and stepped right out into the air, she had forgot about the stairs, and fell with her face down into pool of mud. Jill ran around to her side and helped her up.

"Here, take this gun, and if you would see a zombie, then shoot him." she put her own gun out as well. "I suggest we split up..." The chopper takes off. "What the hell, that guy never learns! Come back here Brad!....You can have a cookie!" Claire looked around her and then at Jill.

"I don't think he'll hear you..." Jill smacked her lips. "By the way, what does a zombie look like?"

"Well, they're walking like this, walks like a zombie and are moaning, and if they're calling your name, don't answer, it's a trap...." Jill thought it over. "And, zombies can't talk, well, see ya later!" Jill runs away waving at Claire as she runs into a tree. Claire shakes her head. She walks deeper into the woods, and after a while she can see something moving around in front of her in the dark. She aims her gun at it, then it speaks.

"Claire, don't shoot....It's me..." the thing saunters towards her.

"Oh my god! It knows my name!"

"It's me....Forest...."

"Oh my god! It ate Forest!....Oh my god, it talks!" Forest approaches to her.

"One more step and I'll shoot you!" she aims for his head. Forest let out a moaning sound.

"Claire, it's...me, I...fell from...the cho..!" BANG Claire shoots his head off. Jill comes running.

"Are you okay Claire, I heard a gun shoot!" She looks over to a bloody mess on the ground.

"It called me fat!" Claire lied.

"Well, let's go back. I couldn't find any zombies, and besides, I'm too tired to take care of it now. That family trapped inside their own home, zombies trying to get to them...It can wait 'til tomorrow. Claire agreed. They sat down on the ground.

"How are we gonna get home?" Claire asked. Jill took a look at her watch.

"Damn Brad. It's almost time for our daily coffee break. I hope they won't start without us...Hey what's that?!"

"Maybe a zombie", Claire whispered back. Jill stood and walked slowly towards it.

"Cover me!" She whispered to Claire who also got up.

"With what?" she whispered back confused.

"Just do it! And why I we whispering?" Claire shrugged. She pulled out a handkerchief and threw it onto Jill's head. She didn't notice but kept walking towards the creature aiming with her gun. Claire followed. Suddenly Jill spoke.

"That's a human", she walked over to the man. "Excuse me sir, but where can I find a petrol station?" Claire walked up to them. The man moaned and saliva ran out of his mouth.

"Excuse me, but I asked you something..." Jill tried. The man reached his hands out and grabbed her throat.

"I don't kiss at first date..." She pulled his hands away. "Come on Claire." Claire nodded as a chopper approached down from the sky.

"Look Jill! It's Brad!" Both of them jumped around and dancing around with the zombie. They move away as the chopper lands on the zombie.

"Oh my, he was at the wrong place in the wrong time", Jill smiled.

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So what do you think about these new chapters? Claire is going to practice some, and it won't work out good. hehe, R&R