Like Mr. Delancy said, he was coming the next day, and the Newsies the Delancy bros. haven't much improved much since they began practicing their manners. Weasel decided it would be more of a small improvement if he saw them in their nice clothes.
"Hey, wheah's Jack?" asked Race while the gang was all gathered, wearing their nice outfits they wore during the rally (they still couldn't get the brutal ass-whippings out of their minds though). "I think he said ol' Weez was gonna give him some 'special' clothes fer this." Kid Blink responded.
That's when they saw Jack walk in with his 'special' outfit, and there a certain Spot Conlon quote came to their heads: "Tell me I'm seein' things, just tell me I'm seein' things." That's right, Jack was wearing the suit he wore when he temporarily became a scab for Mr. Pullitzer (they couldn't get the bitter shock out of that either)! "Oh man, any suit would be better than 'TAT!" Kid Blink moaned. "Sorry guys, Weasel wanted me ta weah dis since I'm da leaduh of yous' guys." David stood up for him. "Jack's right," he began to exclaim, "remember, Mr. Delancy wanted everything PERFECT..."
"Yeah yeah, blah blah blah, WHATEVER!" interrupted Boots. "Hey! Don't interrupt my brother!" shouted Les. Soon everyone was arguing like an episode of Jerry Springer, which is until a pair of spruced up Delancys banged a pot to get everyone's attention. "Whoa, dey looks even dumber den you do Jack" said Mush. Oscar had his hair combed with a cummerbund while Morris had even more major refurbishments (everyone knew how filthy he is compared to the much cleaner-cut Oscar).
"We're not in the mood for a fight, so don't start" said Oscar. For once, Jack actually agreed with Oscar. "Yer right. I mean look ya guys, we ain't gonna get visited by Pullitzah or da Mayuh or anyone like dat. We're gettin visited by THEAH fadduh" said Jack, pointing to the Delancys. "It seems dey don't see theah fadduh much, so we shall make dis da best visit he evah had...aw somthin' similar ta dat." "So I guess you have an idea then, right?" replied David. "Yes, but we'll have to wait until the next exciting chapter of 'MEET...PAPA...DELANCY'!" said Jack in a weird announcer-like voice. "Hopefully, that next chapter oughtta be better than this one…" said Morris.
"Yeah, dat lazy authah!" ranted Racetrack.