-In Wesker's office-
"C'mon. Take a cookie, they're really good!" Jill ensured their boss who refused to take one. Everyone of them were in his office as they tried to bribe Wesker to hire them again.
"That won't work Jill!" shouted Rebecca as she stepped forward to the desk. "Please hire me, I'm really good at medic...and I've always been your favorite right?" Wesker looks up at her with a sulky expression.
"NO! You're not, and you'll never be!" everyone exchanges glances. "I can't accept you as my employees if you're talking about me that way!"
"What? We didn't..." Chris started.
"Shut up! I know everything!....." everyone exchanges glances again.
"Oh no, that new guy Bert must have told him", Jill whispers to Claire.
"Screw him", Claire whispers back.
"Now.....OUT OF MY PRIVATE OFFICE!" the spittle flied over them all. Chris stays as the others tries to get out of the room at the same time.
"Want a bubble gum? It's blue..." he holds it in front of Wesker who hesitates but gives a grunt.
"No!" (if you like to think that's the reason why Wesker hates Chris so much, he wouldn't give him a gum for free, hehe).
"I will kill you Redfield! You...you.....bah!" Chris runs out of the office giggling.
-Later at Jill's office-
"Since this is our last time together in the RPD, I think we should celebrate it", Jill tells them all as she stands on the little table in the middle of the room, waving a glass of beer in front of her nose. "CHEERS!" everyone slams their glasses together making them break.
"What the..." Barry says picking a bottle up and rinks from it.
"Now, I think we all should get really drunk!" Jill sips on her drink.
"Yay!" Claire shouts slamming her glass into Chris' head.
"YOW!" Chris holds his head, dropping his glass on the floor.
"My, what a mess...hic! I'm soooo happy.." Jill sings, dancing on the table. Leon jumps up to her.
"May I have a dance with you Jilly?"
"If you stop, hic... calling me that!" she wobbles around on the table.
"Okay, Jilly..." They starts to dance. Chris notices and pushes Leon off the table.
"Get your gayhands of my girl!" he climbs up to the table himself after leaving Leon unconscious on the floor.
"He's..hic... so..hic... brave..."Jill grabs his throat.
"Garht!" Chris tries to breathe. "Want a...dance beautiful lady?"
"Yemmes!" Jill slurs. Brad who is standing on Jill's desk (A little too drunk) waves his arms in extremely speed.
"Look! I am a chopper! I...hic...always wanted to be...hic...a chopper!" he jumps down and lands on the unconscious Leon.
"I would like to perform a song", Rebecca tells them, not really knowing why she would want to do such a thing.
"NO, please...have mercy!" Barry shouts. Claire nods, moving sideways and tries not to fall over.
"Tralalalala...lalallaaaaaa..." Claire hits the singing Rebecca in the head with the trashcan.
As he tries to stand up, Leon gets hit in the head by Chris' widely swinging foot. Brad helps him up from the floor.
"You...hic...are the....nicest...hic...girl......." Leon wrinkles his forehead and continues to speak. "I've....hic....ever seen..."
"Ahh!" Brad let go of Leon who falls to the floor. Leon grabs his foot. "Ahh! Get it away from me!" Jill and Chris have stopped dancing, Chris let go of her as she drops to the floor. Chris doesn't notice since his eyes are closed.
"Give me a kiss...darling...hic!" he leans forward as Bill suddenly runs into the room and up to Chris on the table. The zombie watches him curious as Chris kisses him. He then opens his eyes.
"AAHHHHH!" Chris jumps down from the table, hides behind Claire and puts his thumb in his mouth. Everyone has passed out except for Brad, Claire and Chris.
"That was fun...." Claire says after a few minutes of silence. yay?...Oh, I wish I'd passed out too.." Chris grabs a frying pan from Jill's desk and hits his sister in the head.
"There you go!" Brad stares at him nervously. "BYE!" Chris hits himself in the head and falls to the floor. A few minutes passes by as Brad stares at the others and Bill urinates on Leon's face.
"Well, then it's... hic...only you and...hic...me Bill..." Brad says grabbing a bottle from the desk. "CHEERS!"
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Well, that was the last chapter of this story, hope you enjoyed it. Wonder what Wesker would think when he finds them like that, hehe. Anyway Thanks for all your reviews, and R&R this chapter please.
"C'mon. Take a cookie, they're really good!" Jill ensured their boss who refused to take one. Everyone of them were in his office as they tried to bribe Wesker to hire them again.
"That won't work Jill!" shouted Rebecca as she stepped forward to the desk. "Please hire me, I'm really good at medic...and I've always been your favorite right?" Wesker looks up at her with a sulky expression.
"NO! You're not, and you'll never be!" everyone exchanges glances. "I can't accept you as my employees if you're talking about me that way!"
"What? We didn't..." Chris started.
"Shut up! I know everything!....." everyone exchanges glances again.
"Oh no, that new guy Bert must have told him", Jill whispers to Claire.
"Screw him", Claire whispers back.
"Now.....OUT OF MY PRIVATE OFFICE!" the spittle flied over them all. Chris stays as the others tries to get out of the room at the same time.
"Want a bubble gum? It's blue..." he holds it in front of Wesker who hesitates but gives a grunt.
"No!" (if you like to think that's the reason why Wesker hates Chris so much, he wouldn't give him a gum for free, hehe).
"I will kill you Redfield! You...you.....bah!" Chris runs out of the office giggling.
-Later at Jill's office-
"Since this is our last time together in the RPD, I think we should celebrate it", Jill tells them all as she stands on the little table in the middle of the room, waving a glass of beer in front of her nose. "CHEERS!" everyone slams their glasses together making them break.
"What the..." Barry says picking a bottle up and rinks from it.
"Now, I think we all should get really drunk!" Jill sips on her drink.
"Yay!" Claire shouts slamming her glass into Chris' head.
"YOW!" Chris holds his head, dropping his glass on the floor.
"My, what a mess...hic! I'm soooo happy.." Jill sings, dancing on the table. Leon jumps up to her.
"May I have a dance with you Jilly?"
"If you stop, hic... calling me that!" she wobbles around on the table.
"Okay, Jilly..." They starts to dance. Chris notices and pushes Leon off the table.
"Get your gayhands of my girl!" he climbs up to the table himself after leaving Leon unconscious on the floor.
"He's..hic... so..hic... brave..."Jill grabs his throat.
"Garht!" Chris tries to breathe. "Want a...dance beautiful lady?"
"Yemmes!" Jill slurs. Brad who is standing on Jill's desk (A little too drunk) waves his arms in extremely speed.
"Look! I am a chopper! I...hic...always wanted to be...hic...a chopper!" he jumps down and lands on the unconscious Leon.
"I would like to perform a song", Rebecca tells them, not really knowing why she would want to do such a thing.
"NO, please...have mercy!" Barry shouts. Claire nods, moving sideways and tries not to fall over.
"Tralalalala...lalallaaaaaa..." Claire hits the singing Rebecca in the head with the trashcan.
As he tries to stand up, Leon gets hit in the head by Chris' widely swinging foot. Brad helps him up from the floor.
"You...hic...are the....nicest...hic...girl......." Leon wrinkles his forehead and continues to speak. "I've....hic....ever seen..."
"Ahh!" Brad let go of Leon who falls to the floor. Leon grabs his foot. "Ahh! Get it away from me!" Jill and Chris have stopped dancing, Chris let go of her as she drops to the floor. Chris doesn't notice since his eyes are closed.
"Give me a kiss...darling...hic!" he leans forward as Bill suddenly runs into the room and up to Chris on the table. The zombie watches him curious as Chris kisses him. He then opens his eyes.
"AAHHHHH!" Chris jumps down from the table, hides behind Claire and puts his thumb in his mouth. Everyone has passed out except for Brad, Claire and Chris.
"That was fun...." Claire says after a few minutes of silence. yay?...Oh, I wish I'd passed out too.." Chris grabs a frying pan from Jill's desk and hits his sister in the head.
"There you go!" Brad stares at him nervously. "BYE!" Chris hits himself in the head and falls to the floor. A few minutes passes by as Brad stares at the others and Bill urinates on Leon's face.
"Well, then it's... hic...only you and...hic...me Bill..." Brad says grabbing a bottle from the desk. "CHEERS!"
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Well, that was the last chapter of this story, hope you enjoyed it. Wonder what Wesker would think when he finds them like that, hehe. Anyway Thanks for all your reviews, and R&R this chapter please.