Yami: Lets all link arms and go together! hurries to get between Zelda and Nabooru

Nabooru: Umm, Yami, that's not my arm, its my boobEEK!!!!!

(Gannondork........I mean, Gannondorf shoots a bolt of lightening through Yami's head and he dies. Gannondorf: [gay accent] "you must never insult my lova!!!!!!!!!!!!")

H. Pothead: Ok, on the count of 3.....2.....1!

BOOM!

(They all walk into a bunch of Landmines in the river and blow up......)

Cow: Moo, Fart, Munch.....

Gannondorf: Hey There ;-) ....

(Gannondorf and Cow start making out)