Least likely to ever happen…….

Chapter 1

Yu yu hakusho characters

Scene 1: hiei

Hiei walks into a forest and looks around at all the birds

he sits down and stretches his arms out

Hiei: sweet birds, oh sweet birds….come to me! (girly voice)

birds start to come down from the trees

one bird looks at the top of hiei's head and skydives down at it

the bird lands in hiei's hair totally surprised and baffled

Bird: where's the cream filling?

Hiei: hostess, now that's the stuff.

the bird gets untangled and all the birds fly away

Hiei: dammit, it always works for my sister! pouts