Least likely to ever happen…….
Chapter 1
Yu yu hakusho characters
Scene 3 : yusuke
yusuke walks into a random shrine
Yusuke: where's botan?
Shrine keeper: who? Excuse me sir but the shrine is closed for the day you will have to come back tomorrow…
Yusuke: then where is hina geshi?
Shrine keeper: im sorry, who?
Yusuke: im a Yankee doodle dandy a Yankee doodle do or die! A real live nephew of my uncle Sam, born on the forth of julyyyyyyy!!!!!
Shrine keeper: dialing mental institute number yes come by right away, yes, no, yes, he's crazy, what's he doing? I don't know!!!
koemna appears in front of yusuke
Koemna: you're a disgrace you know that?
Yusuke: shut the hell up, you toddler!
Koemna: are you drunk, yusuke?
Yusuke: an whatif I am?!?!
Koemna: your not are you…what in my father's name are you doing?
Yusuke: havin fun! Dats what!!
Koemna: this is your idea of fun?
Yusuke: I always wanted to be a kindergarden teacher….
yusuke walks to the elementary school he used to go to just as the mental asylum arrives
Asylum man: did the psychopath leave yet? Where is he?
Yusuke: right there!!! points to koemna
Asylum man: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Floating baby!!!!! Get out the net this is an emergency!!!!
a giant net is brought out of the truck
it swings around and catches koemna
Koemna: yuuuuuuuussssssukeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: sorry koemna, gotta go torture some kindergarteners and some real toddlers, not posers like you! ;p
the next day
Kuwabara: yusuke who is this?
Yusuke: my girlfriend
Kuwabara: what about keiko?
Yusuke: who? Oh yeah her! I hate her…miss. Midori is much better!
Miss.midori: im a kindergarten teacher! .
Yusuke: yes you most certainly are!
Kuwabara: . rightttttttttt
Chapter 1
Yu yu hakusho characters
Scene 3 : yusuke
yusuke walks into a random shrine
Yusuke: where's botan?
Shrine keeper: who? Excuse me sir but the shrine is closed for the day you will have to come back tomorrow…
Yusuke: then where is hina geshi?
Shrine keeper: im sorry, who?
Yusuke: im a Yankee doodle dandy a Yankee doodle do or die! A real live nephew of my uncle Sam, born on the forth of julyyyyyyy!!!!!
Shrine keeper: dialing mental institute number yes come by right away, yes, no, yes, he's crazy, what's he doing? I don't know!!!
koemna appears in front of yusuke
Koemna: you're a disgrace you know that?
Yusuke: shut the hell up, you toddler!
Koemna: are you drunk, yusuke?
Yusuke: an whatif I am?!?!
Koemna: your not are you…what in my father's name are you doing?
Yusuke: havin fun! Dats what!!
Koemna: this is your idea of fun?
Yusuke: I always wanted to be a kindergarden teacher….
yusuke walks to the elementary school he used to go to just as the mental asylum arrives
Asylum man: did the psychopath leave yet? Where is he?
Yusuke: right there!!! points to koemna
Asylum man: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Floating baby!!!!! Get out the net this is an emergency!!!!
a giant net is brought out of the truck
it swings around and catches koemna
Koemna: yuuuuuuuussssssukeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: sorry koemna, gotta go torture some kindergarteners and some real toddlers, not posers like you! ;p
the next day
Kuwabara: yusuke who is this?
Yusuke: my girlfriend
Kuwabara: what about keiko?
Yusuke: who? Oh yeah her! I hate her…miss. Midori is much better!
Miss.midori: im a kindergarten teacher! .
Yusuke: yes you most certainly are!
Kuwabara: . rightttttttttt