Least likely to ever happen…….

Chapter 1

Yu yu hakusho characters

Scene 4: kuwabara

kuwabara walks up to hiei

Kuwabara: hiei, I kazuma kuwabara…..gets down on one knee propose to you

Hiei: looks disgusted

Kuwabara: I have realized that not your sister, but you, are the only one for me

Hiei: I wouldn't marry you even if I knew your pathetic and disgusting customs

Kuwabara: please!!!

Hiei: wacks him over the head with the hilt of his sword leaves him there unconscious and bleeding

the next day

kuwabara walks up to kurama

Kuwabara: kurama, gets down on one knee will you marry me?

Kurama: im sorry I must decline your offer

Kuwabara: c'mon our names both start with a "k"

Kurama: sorry, im not gay

kurama walks away

the next day

kuwabara flies up in an air balloon to jin

Kuwabara: jin, gets down on one knee will you marry me?

Jin: your lookin familiar, who are ya?

Kuwabara: you remember me!?

Jin: no sorry

Kuwabara: will you marry me?

Jin: sorry, no im not gay

later

kuwabara walks into koenma's office

Koemna: what's up kuwabara?

Kuwabara: do you know a gay guy that's single?

Koemna: in fact I do

Kuwabara: you do!?!?

Koemna: here is his address hands kuwabara a piece of paper with writing on it

the next day

Kuwabara: is standing in front of a giant house this is it! knocks on the door

a little man in a ninja outfit opens the door

Sasuki: maaaaster kuuuuuuunoooooooo!!!! You have a guest!

kuno comes out

Kuwabara: gets down on one knee will you marry me?

Kuno: okay!

they do the happy dance

10 years later when kuno and kuwabara are happily married

Koemna: kuwabara, why didn't you ever ask yusuke to marry you?

Kuwabara: eww! I don't roll that way!