Authors note!

Hello everyone! Thanks for the reviews. Oh, and this is to Kagomemustdie, okay, it IS kirara, not kilala! I have proof! In the 9th manga when inuyasha, kagome, Shippo, and Miroku first reach the demon slayers village they see all the dead bodies and stuff. Then they see KIRARA chewing on a demon. KIRARA starts to growl but then myoga says "Calm yourself KIRARA. These aren't enemies." HA! It's on page 177 of the 9th manga! I just got done re-reading it! In the series its PRONOUNCED kilala, nut it is spelt KIRARA! Okay, now that that's cleared up we can get on with the story!

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A giggle woke kagome. She opened her eyes and found herself face to face with jade. She was trying desperately to contain her laughter. Kagome shot her a questioning look. Jade pointed to inuyasha arm draped over kagome. Finally she burst out laughing.

"HA! Looks like things got a little kinky while I was gone huh?"

"You should be the one to talk seeing as you were sleeping in Sesshomaru's arms last night."

Jade narrowed her eyes before laughing again. She held her hands up in defeat. "Truce okay?"

Kagome smiled and laughed. "Okay."

Inuyasha stirred beside her. "What's all this noise? JADE! When did you get back?!"

Jade rolled her eyes and chuckled softly. "Some dog demon you are, couldn't even tell when I got back."

Inuyasha growled low in his throat. "Where were you anyway?"

"I was with-" kagome cut her off by clamping a hand over her mouth.

"She was with Kaede. Yeah that's it."

Inuyasha looked suspiciously from one to the other, not believing them for a second. Then he shrugged his shoulders in defeat. He didn't pursue it any further knowing that he would never get a truthful answer out of either of them. Kagome smiled seeing his shoulders sag in defeat. She turned as she heard jade begin to mutter in English.

"Fuck..................damn...................clothes!"

Inuyasha looked at kagome curiously.

"What is she saying?"

Kagome cocked her head to the side in concentration. "I think she is talking about her clothes. But I can't be sure," jade rounded on kagome.

"Of course I'm talking about my clothes, just look at them! They are covered with fucking dirt! Damn nature! How the hell will I get these stains out huh?" she sighed, "oh well, at least my boots are okay."

Sango chuckled then spoke. "Don't worry jade, I'll go get you something to change into. Is that okay?"

Relief flooded jades features and she nodded. "thanks." Sango disappeared into Kaede's hut. She reappeared moments later with a cloth bundled in her hands. She smiled apologetically at jade.

"Sorry, this is all Kaede had, although it's not your 'style' it will suit you well."

Jade took the bundle from Sango's hands. She let the material fall. A pale, almost white shimmery dress came floating down. It flowed barely sweeping the ground. Jade gasped as the material caught the sunlight and sparkled slightly. It shone without shining.

'How odd' thought jade, 'oh well, it'll have to do, at least it's clean,"

"Thanks Sango," jade said aloud. Sango nodded and smiled, encouraging her to out it on.

Without thinking jade began to undress. Inuyasha flushed and turned around quickly as she stripped off her shirt. Miroku stared open mouth at her, drooling slightly. Jade looked at Miroku's face and smiled.

"You should leave now." she said sweetly. She turned to inuyasha, "Inuyasha," her voice was sugary, "are you embarrassed? Hmmmmmm? Never seen someone without a shirt?"

She slunk over to inuyasha and pressed herself up against him. Kagome shot her a warning look. Jade smiled and winked at her. Kagome relaxed and settled down to watch the amusing scene play out before her.

Inuyasha's face began to imitate a tomato. Jade chuckled.

"Oh the big demon man isn't so tough after all now is he?" she giggled and retreated. "Even you have a weakness inuyasha, and it seems, you have more then one."

Inuyasha just growled. Jade quickly, in the blink of an eye, removed the rest of her clothes and replaced them with the silvery dress. A long slit licked the sides of the dress, exposing her legs. It had no shoulders, but did have long flowing sleeves. She unlaced her brown boots and slipped them off.

"So much for shoes."

"Oh!" Sango exclaimed coming forward, "here are some shoes," she handed her lace up sandals.

Jade knelt down and laced them up to her knee. She turned to Sango.

"Thanks."

She smiled, "you look beautiful."

Jade smiled back at her, one of her empty, depressing smiles.

"It's the first birthday present I have gotten in 7 years. Thanks."

Kagome and Sango looked startled. "It's your birthday?" they asked together.

Jade nodded and smiled sadly. "Yup."

(A/n: I know her birthday was supposed to be the next day, but I didn't want to wait. I hope you'll understand.)

Kagome looked cross. "Why didn't you tell us?" she asked folding her arms across her chest and pouting slightly.

"It's not like it mattered. No one has ever really cared before. I didn't think you would either."

"OF COURSE IT MATTERS!" yelled Sango and kagome together once again. Inuyasha suddenly stiffened and sniffed the air. He growled low in his throat. Kagome turned to him alarmed.

"What is it?" she asked feverishly. Inuyasha glanced at her.

"Sesshomaru."

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Inuyasha took off with kagome and jade on his back. Miroku and Sango rode on kirara. They had left Shippo with Kaede. Inuyasha stopped abruptly, coming to the edge of a meadow. Jade looked at her surroundings closely. She remembered this place. This is where she had first met Sesshomaru.

He stood in the middle of the field, a soft wind blowing his silver locks. He looked directly at jade. She gasped. She could feel the intensity with which he stared at her with. Inuyasha growled.

"What do you want Sesshomaru?" he spat.

Sesshomaru remained silent, beckoning jade with his eyes. She slid off inuyasha's back and walked slowly towards him. The warm breeze blew her new dress around and the rays of tepid sunlight danced upon the color. She walked up to Sesshomaru and stared up into his eyes. Their hair tangled together in the wind like streams of smoke. Without breaking his gaze, he leisurely reached into the sleeve of his kimono and pulled out a single white rose. He slowly held it out to jade who took it with a delicate hand. Unable to voice her gratitude, Jade stood on tip-toe and placed a soft kiss in his smooth cheek. A smile flickered across his lips as he swooped down and his lips fluttered against hers. With that he was gone.

Jade stood staring into the space before, only moments before occupied by the most beautiful creature she had ever seen. Her fingers trembled to her lips, brushing them softly. She smiled, a warm, almost happy smile.

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Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, and kagome stood at the edge of the forest watching in shock as Sesshomaru presented jade with a rose. Inuyasha fell over as she kissed him on the cheek. He almost screamed as Sesshomaru lightly brushed his lips against her own. After he disappeared inuyasha sat in shook.

"What just happened?"

Kagome sighed. "That was so romantic. I wish someone would have done that for me."

Beside her Sango nodded. "I know the feeling, jade is so lucky. It's obvious that they return each other's feelings."

Kagome sighed dreamily, "I wonder what's it's like to be loved. I mean, really, not like koga, who thinks he has a claim on me, but real love, something indescribable."

Sango nodded, "yeah, I don't think we'll ever feel like that." They turned and looked at each other then burst out laughing. Inuyasha and Miroku just glared at them. Kagome and Sango went to go speak with jade.

Inuyasha and Miroku began mumbling to themselves.

"I can be romantic,"

"What do they mean, real love?"

"Stupid woman."

"Can't appreciate anything,"

Kagome glanced back at them and laughed at their forlorn faces nudging Sango. They each put an arm around jade and began walking back towards the village.

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Authors note!

So what do you think so far? Review and tell me. In the nest chapter inuyasha runs off to see Kikyou. And, Kikyou and jade are introduced (hehehehe *evil laugh) okay so now here is a treat, but beware, it's not to eat!

Sad Clown A time so haunting moonlight in the mist Lay me down Beside you oh as long as it lasts From the river comes a Figure drifting slowly by Trailing long the water, leaving softer than a sigh Softer than a sigh All the feelings they remain like a still life A dying swan song forever lost your cries of glory The rain is falling down like silence in a shroud When All that really matters left to lose I'm all alone I'm all alone All the feelings they remain like a still life A dying swan song forever lost your cries of glory Walking from the shadows, a fear of sadness grows Your heart is in your hand your knowing looks Our Time is gone My time is gone Swan's dying song... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here is another one! Because I said so that's why!

BRAINEATERS
Hey hey hey
Brains for dinner

Brains for lunch

Brains for breakfast

Brains for brunch

Brains at every single meal

why can't we have some guts

Hey hey hey
Brains are all we ever get

In this rotten Fuckin' place, hey hey

Brains are all we ever get

Why can't we have a change of pace
Brains for dinner

Brains for lunch

Brains for breakfast

Brains for brunch

Brains at every single meal

why can't we have some guts, hey hey
Why can't we have some guts, hey hey

Why can't we have some Fuckin' rotten guts

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!

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