Disclaimer: No I do not own the Legend of Zelda. So stop bothering me, you
crazy kids! Play on my yard, will ya! I'll bash ya spine so bad you'll be
an invertebrate! Just like that there SpongeJim fella!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
UltrafanX: Yeah! You came back, despite my verbal threats of pain!!!
Camomon: Verbal threats?
UX: O__O;; Uh, never mind! Anyway, if your still reading, it means my English teacher was wrong and I'm not a failure in terms of Language Arts!!! HOORAY!
Camomon: Just review what happened last chapter, ya foo!
UX: Righty'o! Anyway, last time on my insane fic, Link, Zelda, and Ganon the Cannon had were forced to act civilized for a whole day because they lost there Triforce. This is good for me, because it means my fic will go on longer! YEAH!
Camomon: Unfortunately, after several blows to the head and a pot party, Link thought of an idea to let Ganon and himself fight with really cool special effects without the Triforce. Oh no!
UX: Luckily, Link suddenly forgot his plan, so my fic is safe for at least one more chapter!
Camomon: Also, we're experiecncing our own technical difficulties. You see, we gave Tingle a tough New York attitude and now he's barged his way into the studio, so we're stuck with him!
Tingle: Cram it, Lunch Box!
UX: By the way, thank's for all your reviews and stuff! I can always use more fairy be gone! By the way, I don't actually have a "Take over Nintendo" club or a phone number. But who cares!?!?! So, yes, you can all join my crazy club!
Camomon: Let's PAR-TAH!!!!!!!
Tingle: Shut up, you son of a bitch!
Camomon: I don't care if that was politically correct! Yo going down, Fat boy!!!
UX: O__o??? While we deal with this annoyance, why don't you watch the hilarious antics going down at Hyrule castle! Enjoy!
Camomon: Don't laugh too hard, though, or you'll hurt yourself like last time!
Tingle: Shut the F*** up, Loser!!!
UX: Grab him! He'll compromise the PG-13 rating!
Hyrule Castle, 2:43 AM
(Zelda and Ganon are both trying to help Link remember his plan)
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(More to the point, Zelda and Ganon were beating Link's head in to help jog his memory)
Zelda (Dressed as Sheik): (Is beating Link upside the headed) I don't get it! This always worked in the Ocarina of Time! Remember anything yet Link?!?
Link: No. Although I do remember I'm a hemophiliac. Ouch!
Ganon: (Has ordered his Moblin army to beat up on Link) Nice try, Kokiri Squirt.
Link: I'm not- Yeouch!!!!- A Kokiri! How exactly is this helping?
Zelda: Well, you got your idea when we bashed you on the noggin, so maybe doing it over and over again will help you remember!
Link: That's not a very smart idea. I mean, instead of remembering my idea, what if I get brain damage?
Zelda: O___O Oh well. (Continues to beat Link)
Ganon: =( This isn't working! Wait, my brain! It feels all tingly!!
Tingle: Shut up, Fatboy!!!
UX: Get him! (Chases Tingle off screen)
Link&Ganon: O_______________O
Zelda: Man that guy's weird! So Ganon, what were you saying?
Ganon: Oh yeah, I got an idea!
Link: An idea to let us fight without the Triforce?
Ganon: No!!! An idea to help you remember your idea! (Transforms into giant pig form and smashes Link over the head with a very larger boulder, knocking Link unconscious) There! Problem solved!
Zelda: O_____O What will that do!?!?!?
Ganon: O__O;;; Well, little hits weren't helping him remember, so I thought maybe one big one would!
Zelda: -________- Whatever, let's help him up. Change back to normal.
Ganon: O___O Uh, come again?
Zelda: You know? Change back into Ganondorf.
Ganon: I can't.
Zelda: O___O WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ganon: Well, it takes about an hour to change back from pig form. You know, like the fusion dance! Link always defeats me, though, so I have plenty of time to change back in the sacred realm or hell or where ever you guys keep sealing me away. I don't know!
Zelda: O__O So, what your telling me I'm stuck with an oversized Moblin and an unconcious Hero of Time?
Ganon: Yeah, pretty much. Hey, does this mean I finally defeat Green-Boy?
Zelda: Well, technically, yes, but he wasn't really fighting back, so-
Ganon: Hooray!!!! I DEFEATED THE UNBEATABLE LINK!!!!! LINK 5, GANON 3! I'M ON FIRE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (Is slowly coming to) Ow, my head!
Ganon: Rats!
Link: Ahhh!!! Giant Pigs?!?! And a creepy chick in some blue mummy robe thing!?!?! I must be on an alien spaceship! I'll never forget this for as long as a I live!!! O____O Where am I again?
Zelda: No, Link, it's just me and Ganon. Your in Hyrule Castle, remember? Now, what's your plan?
Link: Who is Link? I don't remember anything except being bashed on the head!
Ganon: You and me both, brother!
Zelda: Oh great! Link has amnesia and your stuck as a giant pig! What else could go wrong!?!?!?
(Suddenly, the Incredible Hulk smashes through the wall, holding a tank)
Incredible Hulk: HULK MAD!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!! (Throws tank against wall)
Link: Ahhh!!!! It's the jolly green giant!!!!! Hide me!! (Hides behind Zelda)
Zelda: (Sighs) You've lost the Triforce of Courage, that's for sure.
Ganon: Now hold on, Hulk. You can't bully my nemeses with your fancy, gamma-inhanced abilities and strengths!
Hulk: HULK SMASH PIG MAN!!!!!!!! (Punches Ganon in the face)
Ganon: =( Alright, Green Machine. Now you get yours!!! (Gets into a giant brawl with the Hulk)
Zelda: Well, at least it's keep him pre-occupied.
Impa: (Has just woken up) Link? Zelda? Are you too back from the horrible battle with Ganon yet? I thought it would take longer.
Zelda: O__O;; Uh, the battle! Right! Well, you see- (Sounds of Ganon and the Hulk fighting are heard in the background)
Ganon: (Punching Hulk in the head) What you got? You got nothin', boih!!!!
Impa: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Ganon, the Prince of Darkness, and the Incredible Hulk boxing inside of the castle?
Link: Who are you? Do you know this Link guy everyone keeps talking about?
Impa: O___o Zelda, you got some splain' to do!
Zelda: =(
(Ganon has just knocked the Hulk back into the only remaining wall, causing him to transform back into Bruce Banner)
Bruce Banner: O____O I'm alive!! Thank goodness I'm alive!! I'm so happy to- (Is crushed under Ganon's foot)
Ganon: (Smushing him like a bug) Die, tiny man, die!
Zelda: Ganon! You just killed Bruce Banner!!
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, I think he was turning back into the evil Hulk. Good deed accomplished?
3:34 AM
(Ganon has now changed back into his human form and is now sitting at a table with Zelda, Link, and Impa, as Zelda tried to explain the situation and is now dressed in her normal Princess Zelda clothes, instead of her Shiek costume)
Zelda: And after the crazed fanfic writer stole the ocarina of time, Link got an idea to let him and Ganon fight, but then he forgot it. We tried to hit him in the head a lot so he'd remember the idea but all it did was give him amnesia!
Ganon: And that's when the Hulk came in!
Zelda: So now, we have to all get along for the rest of the day, or else- Hey, why aren't we fighting anyway?
Ganon: Beside mortal combat being boring? Well, there's that crazy author who'll probably kill us!
UX: Oh, Ganondorf! Oh course I won't kill! I wouldn't kill my three favorite LoZ Characters! My three favorite Sonic characters is another story, though! =) (Leaves yet again)
Impa: O______________________O Well, I don't know how to solve all that other stuff, but I do know how to get Link's memory back! =)
3:47 AM
(Link is now suspended over a pit of Octoroks and bloody water. Instead of his regular shoes, he is wearing triple strength, adamantium infused Iron Boots)
Zelda: O____o I really don't think this will help him get his memory back.
Link: GUYS!?!?! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: But it's not boring!!
Impa: Yeah, where's your sense of humor? Besides, it will help him remember pain! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Link: I CAN FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: O_____O Dude. Are you, like, part demon?
Impa: O__o;; Maybe.
Link: MY TORSO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL TORSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I think I have a better way. Let him down.
Link: MY EYES SEE NOTHING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: Alright. Spoil sport.
(Five minutes later)
Link: OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for letting me down from that horrible place!!!!!!
Ganon: Don't thank me. I wanted to add Moblins to the mix!
Zelda: Link, this is for you. (Passionately kisses Link)
Link: O_____O
Zelda: So? Do you remember anything?
Link: Am I supposed to?
Zelda: Oh for the love of- Nothing's working!
Link: You guys are really weird. And this whole situation's totally flawed! I mean, even without this 'Triforce' thingamajig, why would mortal enemies stop fighting? And why didn't Ganon just try to take over while I was unconcious all those times?!?!? And who's this UltrafanX guy anyway? Where'd he come from!?!?!?!
UX: He knows too much! Get him!!! (Knocks Link unconscious with a blast from a tranquilizer gun) The deed is done! (Flies away through the roof)
Ganon: Is it just me, or does is he making more appearances in the chapter than he did in the last two?
Zelda: Chapter?
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, never mind!
Link: (Is now conscious again) Ow! My head hurts! And my job as a hero is unrewarding!
Ganon: Link! Are you Link again, or are you the other Link?
Link: Wha?
Zelda: Don't mind him! Link, do you remember who you are?
Link: Even more than I normally do. Like you kissing me and me being hung over a tank of Octoroks!
Zelda: O__o; Uh, right. Do you remember your plan?
Link: O__o Plan? What plan?
(Everyone in the room facevaults)
Ganon: (Grabs Link by the collar) YOUR PLAN TO LET US FIGHT!!!!!!! NOW DO YOU REMEMBER, OR DO I HAVE TO SMACK YOU AROUND LIKE I'VE DONE SO MANY TIMES BEFORE?!?!?!?!
Link: Oh yeah! The plan! ^__^ I remember now!
Zelda: (sarcastically) Hallelujah.
Impa: So what's your plan? Spill it, Hero-Man.
Link: You see, I know a guy with REALLY HUGE ears and a goofy grin on his face, who has tons of masks!
Zelda: That's your plan! That sucks!
Ganon: Yeah. I mean, unless we're having some kind of crazy dress-up, fashion battle. Which, in its own right, would be really cool!
Everyone: O___________o
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, never mind!
Link: No! I mean, they're masks, but they're really powerful! They can turn you into stuff, and one of them's the ultimate evil in certain places Ganon's never been to.
Ganon: Yeah, they're called DisneyLands! HAHAHA!!! I crack me up!
Zelda: You know, this just might work.
Impa: Link! You found a brain!
Link: Thanks! (Realizes he was insulted) HEY!
Impa: Uh, Just kidding! O__o;;
Zelda: Well, come on! The longer we wait, the longer we have to get along!
Link: Oh, by the way, this guy kinda lives in another demension. That cool with you guys?
Zelda: Well, I guess so.
Ganon: I go to other demensions on a regular basis. Bring it on!
Link: Very well! To Termina we go!
Impa: Hey, who's gonna explain all this destruction to the king?
Link,Zelda,&Ganon: O____________________O;;;;;;; RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The three run away from the castle)
UX: Well, it looks like Link and his posse are on there way to the magical land of Termina! Will they be able to use the powers of the Happy Mask Salesman's masks to finally have their super-cool battle to the death? Not if I can stop them, and trust me, I can stop them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camomon: Actually we CAN stop them, we just don't want to.
UX: Don't worry, though, loyal fans. This fic won't be stopping any time soon!
Camomon: We've also managed to contain Tingle, the loud-mouthed fairy! He won't be bothering anyone else any time soon!
(A lot of long yelling and cursing is heard coming from a pet carrying case, which is then kicked out of view by UltrafanX)
UX: By the way, I would like to thank the Incredible Hulk for his guest shot in my fic during my Incredible Writer's Block! Also, I give my regards and a ham to the window Hulk.
Camomon: You are not the first to have lost a loved one to Ganon's GIGANTIC feat.
UX: To get in touch with other's who have been crushed by Ganon, call 1-800- 768-7433. Or 1-800-SMUSHED! (Note: Not a real number. Not YET, at least. But someday, maybe. Oh well, a man can dream.)
Camomon: And now, WE MAKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone begins to dance around crazily)
UX: Thank's for reading! Remember to R&R, or Crazy Monkey's will attack you and gnaw at your bones! Just kidding! ^__^ Or is I?
Camomon: No, you aren't.
UX: O____O Oh. Okay then!!!
(Pet Carrying case makes more noise from off-screen)
UltrafanX: Yeah! You came back, despite my verbal threats of pain!!!
Camomon: Verbal threats?
UX: O__O;; Uh, never mind! Anyway, if your still reading, it means my English teacher was wrong and I'm not a failure in terms of Language Arts!!! HOORAY!
Camomon: Just review what happened last chapter, ya foo!
UX: Righty'o! Anyway, last time on my insane fic, Link, Zelda, and Ganon the Cannon had were forced to act civilized for a whole day because they lost there Triforce. This is good for me, because it means my fic will go on longer! YEAH!
Camomon: Unfortunately, after several blows to the head and a pot party, Link thought of an idea to let Ganon and himself fight with really cool special effects without the Triforce. Oh no!
UX: Luckily, Link suddenly forgot his plan, so my fic is safe for at least one more chapter!
Camomon: Also, we're experiecncing our own technical difficulties. You see, we gave Tingle a tough New York attitude and now he's barged his way into the studio, so we're stuck with him!
Tingle: Cram it, Lunch Box!
UX: By the way, thank's for all your reviews and stuff! I can always use more fairy be gone! By the way, I don't actually have a "Take over Nintendo" club or a phone number. But who cares!?!?! So, yes, you can all join my crazy club!
Camomon: Let's PAR-TAH!!!!!!!
Tingle: Shut up, you son of a bitch!
Camomon: I don't care if that was politically correct! Yo going down, Fat boy!!!
UX: O__o??? While we deal with this annoyance, why don't you watch the hilarious antics going down at Hyrule castle! Enjoy!
Camomon: Don't laugh too hard, though, or you'll hurt yourself like last time!
Tingle: Shut the F*** up, Loser!!!
UX: Grab him! He'll compromise the PG-13 rating!
Hyrule Castle, 2:43 AM
(Zelda and Ganon are both trying to help Link remember his plan)
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(More to the point, Zelda and Ganon were beating Link's head in to help jog his memory)
Zelda (Dressed as Sheik): (Is beating Link upside the headed) I don't get it! This always worked in the Ocarina of Time! Remember anything yet Link?!?
Link: No. Although I do remember I'm a hemophiliac. Ouch!
Ganon: (Has ordered his Moblin army to beat up on Link) Nice try, Kokiri Squirt.
Link: I'm not- Yeouch!!!!- A Kokiri! How exactly is this helping?
Zelda: Well, you got your idea when we bashed you on the noggin, so maybe doing it over and over again will help you remember!
Link: That's not a very smart idea. I mean, instead of remembering my idea, what if I get brain damage?
Zelda: O___O Oh well. (Continues to beat Link)
Ganon: =( This isn't working! Wait, my brain! It feels all tingly!!
Tingle: Shut up, Fatboy!!!
UX: Get him! (Chases Tingle off screen)
Link&Ganon: O_______________O
Zelda: Man that guy's weird! So Ganon, what were you saying?
Ganon: Oh yeah, I got an idea!
Link: An idea to let us fight without the Triforce?
Ganon: No!!! An idea to help you remember your idea! (Transforms into giant pig form and smashes Link over the head with a very larger boulder, knocking Link unconscious) There! Problem solved!
Zelda: O_____O What will that do!?!?!?
Ganon: O__O;;; Well, little hits weren't helping him remember, so I thought maybe one big one would!
Zelda: -________- Whatever, let's help him up. Change back to normal.
Ganon: O___O Uh, come again?
Zelda: You know? Change back into Ganondorf.
Ganon: I can't.
Zelda: O___O WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ganon: Well, it takes about an hour to change back from pig form. You know, like the fusion dance! Link always defeats me, though, so I have plenty of time to change back in the sacred realm or hell or where ever you guys keep sealing me away. I don't know!
Zelda: O__O So, what your telling me I'm stuck with an oversized Moblin and an unconcious Hero of Time?
Ganon: Yeah, pretty much. Hey, does this mean I finally defeat Green-Boy?
Zelda: Well, technically, yes, but he wasn't really fighting back, so-
Ganon: Hooray!!!! I DEFEATED THE UNBEATABLE LINK!!!!! LINK 5, GANON 3! I'M ON FIRE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (Is slowly coming to) Ow, my head!
Ganon: Rats!
Link: Ahhh!!! Giant Pigs?!?! And a creepy chick in some blue mummy robe thing!?!?! I must be on an alien spaceship! I'll never forget this for as long as a I live!!! O____O Where am I again?
Zelda: No, Link, it's just me and Ganon. Your in Hyrule Castle, remember? Now, what's your plan?
Link: Who is Link? I don't remember anything except being bashed on the head!
Ganon: You and me both, brother!
Zelda: Oh great! Link has amnesia and your stuck as a giant pig! What else could go wrong!?!?!?
(Suddenly, the Incredible Hulk smashes through the wall, holding a tank)
Incredible Hulk: HULK MAD!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!! (Throws tank against wall)
Link: Ahhh!!!! It's the jolly green giant!!!!! Hide me!! (Hides behind Zelda)
Zelda: (Sighs) You've lost the Triforce of Courage, that's for sure.
Ganon: Now hold on, Hulk. You can't bully my nemeses with your fancy, gamma-inhanced abilities and strengths!
Hulk: HULK SMASH PIG MAN!!!!!!!! (Punches Ganon in the face)
Ganon: =( Alright, Green Machine. Now you get yours!!! (Gets into a giant brawl with the Hulk)
Zelda: Well, at least it's keep him pre-occupied.
Impa: (Has just woken up) Link? Zelda? Are you too back from the horrible battle with Ganon yet? I thought it would take longer.
Zelda: O__O;; Uh, the battle! Right! Well, you see- (Sounds of Ganon and the Hulk fighting are heard in the background)
Ganon: (Punching Hulk in the head) What you got? You got nothin', boih!!!!
Impa: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Ganon, the Prince of Darkness, and the Incredible Hulk boxing inside of the castle?
Link: Who are you? Do you know this Link guy everyone keeps talking about?
Impa: O___o Zelda, you got some splain' to do!
Zelda: =(
(Ganon has just knocked the Hulk back into the only remaining wall, causing him to transform back into Bruce Banner)
Bruce Banner: O____O I'm alive!! Thank goodness I'm alive!! I'm so happy to- (Is crushed under Ganon's foot)
Ganon: (Smushing him like a bug) Die, tiny man, die!
Zelda: Ganon! You just killed Bruce Banner!!
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, I think he was turning back into the evil Hulk. Good deed accomplished?
3:34 AM
(Ganon has now changed back into his human form and is now sitting at a table with Zelda, Link, and Impa, as Zelda tried to explain the situation and is now dressed in her normal Princess Zelda clothes, instead of her Shiek costume)
Zelda: And after the crazed fanfic writer stole the ocarina of time, Link got an idea to let him and Ganon fight, but then he forgot it. We tried to hit him in the head a lot so he'd remember the idea but all it did was give him amnesia!
Ganon: And that's when the Hulk came in!
Zelda: So now, we have to all get along for the rest of the day, or else- Hey, why aren't we fighting anyway?
Ganon: Beside mortal combat being boring? Well, there's that crazy author who'll probably kill us!
UX: Oh, Ganondorf! Oh course I won't kill! I wouldn't kill my three favorite LoZ Characters! My three favorite Sonic characters is another story, though! =) (Leaves yet again)
Impa: O______________________O Well, I don't know how to solve all that other stuff, but I do know how to get Link's memory back! =)
3:47 AM
(Link is now suspended over a pit of Octoroks and bloody water. Instead of his regular shoes, he is wearing triple strength, adamantium infused Iron Boots)
Zelda: O____o I really don't think this will help him get his memory back.
Link: GUYS!?!?! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: But it's not boring!!
Impa: Yeah, where's your sense of humor? Besides, it will help him remember pain! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Link: I CAN FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: O_____O Dude. Are you, like, part demon?
Impa: O__o;; Maybe.
Link: MY TORSO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL TORSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I think I have a better way. Let him down.
Link: MY EYES SEE NOTHING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: Alright. Spoil sport.
(Five minutes later)
Link: OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for letting me down from that horrible place!!!!!!
Ganon: Don't thank me. I wanted to add Moblins to the mix!
Zelda: Link, this is for you. (Passionately kisses Link)
Link: O_____O
Zelda: So? Do you remember anything?
Link: Am I supposed to?
Zelda: Oh for the love of- Nothing's working!
Link: You guys are really weird. And this whole situation's totally flawed! I mean, even without this 'Triforce' thingamajig, why would mortal enemies stop fighting? And why didn't Ganon just try to take over while I was unconcious all those times?!?!? And who's this UltrafanX guy anyway? Where'd he come from!?!?!?!
UX: He knows too much! Get him!!! (Knocks Link unconscious with a blast from a tranquilizer gun) The deed is done! (Flies away through the roof)
Ganon: Is it just me, or does is he making more appearances in the chapter than he did in the last two?
Zelda: Chapter?
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, never mind!
Link: (Is now conscious again) Ow! My head hurts! And my job as a hero is unrewarding!
Ganon: Link! Are you Link again, or are you the other Link?
Link: Wha?
Zelda: Don't mind him! Link, do you remember who you are?
Link: Even more than I normally do. Like you kissing me and me being hung over a tank of Octoroks!
Zelda: O__o; Uh, right. Do you remember your plan?
Link: O__o Plan? What plan?
(Everyone in the room facevaults)
Ganon: (Grabs Link by the collar) YOUR PLAN TO LET US FIGHT!!!!!!! NOW DO YOU REMEMBER, OR DO I HAVE TO SMACK YOU AROUND LIKE I'VE DONE SO MANY TIMES BEFORE?!?!?!?!
Link: Oh yeah! The plan! ^__^ I remember now!
Zelda: (sarcastically) Hallelujah.
Impa: So what's your plan? Spill it, Hero-Man.
Link: You see, I know a guy with REALLY HUGE ears and a goofy grin on his face, who has tons of masks!
Zelda: That's your plan! That sucks!
Ganon: Yeah. I mean, unless we're having some kind of crazy dress-up, fashion battle. Which, in its own right, would be really cool!
Everyone: O___________o
Ganon: O___O;;; Uh, never mind!
Link: No! I mean, they're masks, but they're really powerful! They can turn you into stuff, and one of them's the ultimate evil in certain places Ganon's never been to.
Ganon: Yeah, they're called DisneyLands! HAHAHA!!! I crack me up!
Zelda: You know, this just might work.
Impa: Link! You found a brain!
Link: Thanks! (Realizes he was insulted) HEY!
Impa: Uh, Just kidding! O__o;;
Zelda: Well, come on! The longer we wait, the longer we have to get along!
Link: Oh, by the way, this guy kinda lives in another demension. That cool with you guys?
Zelda: Well, I guess so.
Ganon: I go to other demensions on a regular basis. Bring it on!
Link: Very well! To Termina we go!
Impa: Hey, who's gonna explain all this destruction to the king?
Link,Zelda,&Ganon: O____________________O;;;;;;; RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The three run away from the castle)
UX: Well, it looks like Link and his posse are on there way to the magical land of Termina! Will they be able to use the powers of the Happy Mask Salesman's masks to finally have their super-cool battle to the death? Not if I can stop them, and trust me, I can stop them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camomon: Actually we CAN stop them, we just don't want to.
UX: Don't worry, though, loyal fans. This fic won't be stopping any time soon!
Camomon: We've also managed to contain Tingle, the loud-mouthed fairy! He won't be bothering anyone else any time soon!
(A lot of long yelling and cursing is heard coming from a pet carrying case, which is then kicked out of view by UltrafanX)
UX: By the way, I would like to thank the Incredible Hulk for his guest shot in my fic during my Incredible Writer's Block! Also, I give my regards and a ham to the window Hulk.
Camomon: You are not the first to have lost a loved one to Ganon's GIGANTIC feat.
UX: To get in touch with other's who have been crushed by Ganon, call 1-800- 768-7433. Or 1-800-SMUSHED! (Note: Not a real number. Not YET, at least. But someday, maybe. Oh well, a man can dream.)
Camomon: And now, WE MAKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone begins to dance around crazily)
UX: Thank's for reading! Remember to R&R, or Crazy Monkey's will attack you and gnaw at your bones! Just kidding! ^__^ Or is I?
Camomon: No, you aren't.
UX: O____O Oh. Okay then!!!
(Pet Carrying case makes more noise from off-screen)