Kasurie: Hi again! This is yours truly Mad Libs, Yugioh Style! CHAOS! I have a bad news though, peeps. The disclaimer guy quit.
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Kasurie: Okay! The other chapter's up!
Disclaimer Guy: So, wut's the disclaimer?
Kasurie: (reads outloud the piece of paper) Of cource Kasurie Diethel does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any multi-milion companies! If you think that way, then you'd probably think the me, yeah, the Disclaimer Guy, is NOT annoying and gay.
Disclaimer Guy: NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! YOU NEVA CATCH ME ALAIVE! MWAHAHA!!
Kasurie: That sounded like Joey a little, but back to the point. BET I CAN'T????!!!!????????
Disclaimer Guy: YEAH! (jumps out the window) SEE! IN YA FACE! (dies)
Kasurie: O.o;;;;
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Kasurie: So, since I just said the disclaimer, one of the YGO guys needs to do the disclaimer next time...
Now, On With Da Fiction Story!
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Yugi: Now, which one of my vict- ahem, I mean, friends, shall I send next?
Yami: OO;;; (backs away from Yugi)
Yugi: (thinking) Ummm........................
Yami: JUST PICK ALREADY!
Yugi: Lets see......chaos rymes with insane....and insane rhyms with.....uh...
Yami: Bakura?
(a/n: Note: Watch Winnie-the-Pooh)
Yugi: U are a pure genius, Yami!
Yami: (bows) Why, thank you! n.n
Yugi: (typdy, typdy, type) All done! MWAHAHA!!!
Yami: (in Lilo's voice) Did you ever killed anybody?
Yugi: Stop tryin to be a girl, even though you already are.
Yami: (spies you) I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE, BAKAAAA!!!! (strangles Yugi)
Yugi: XD (about to die)
you: O.o;;;;;;
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Bakura: MWAHAHA!!! BAKURA'S IN THE HOUSE, BABEA!!! AND NOW RYOU ISN'T EVEN HERE!!! WHOS DA RULA OF DA WORLD?!!!!(dances)
Malik: (magicaly pops up out the window) Everyone that's dummy should know that I AM THE HIGHEST HIGHNESS OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! DUH.
Bakura: NO! I AM, YOU DUMBO! I AM THE BEAUTIFUL HAIRED, HIGHEST HIGHNESS OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! BETTA THAN U! BOO-YA!
Malik: O.o A naked mole-rat wannabe??? Well, guess what, YOU WILL BE ONE!!! HAHAHA!!! YAMI!
(a/n: Watch Kim Possible)
Marik: (magicaly pops up out of nowhere beside Malik) SORRY BAKURA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA-
Malik: Danm u! Just get on with it!
Marik: Patience is a virtue that u definately need, Hikari. Now excuse me while I finish my evil laugh. Ahem, HAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, was it that hard to just wait?
Bakura: O.o;;;
Malik: Oh, JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!
Marik: I'll need to take you to take a anger management hikari, for you can't manage your an-
Malik: JUST GET ON WITH IT WHILE WE'RE STILL YOUNG, PLEZ!
Marik: Fine.... (uses shadow magic)
Bakura the naked molerat: (wierd voice, like the cat in King's New Groove.) U EVIL MANIAC!!! Wait, is that my voice? My Voice????? (shrugs) Oh well. Anyways, I VILL KILL U SOMEDAY!!!!!
Malik: Dressed like that? Don't even make me laugh....
Bakura: (looks down and blushes) Hee..... (covers uh....you-know-what)
(a/n: In the sake of this fic and the sake of you eyes and health, I will magically change Bakura the naked mole-rat to Bakura the long-haired, insane, chaotic, evil spirit.)
Bakura: HAHA!!!! WHO'S DA MAN?!?! Even the Authoress is on my side! (Kasurie: Actually, it was the mainly the sake of a reader's eyes popping out, and the sake of this fic, and I'm too lazy to type it, soo....) (Bakura: SHUT UP!) (Get's out mallet)
Malik: .....not again.....
Bakura: (Bonks Malik on the head)
Malik: I will kill you someday..... XX (dies)
Marik: (still there) Yes, patience is important. Patience is a virtue, hikari. And unfortunately for you, you are very lacking the skill of pa-
Bakura: HEY U! WE DO NNNOOOOTTTT NEED ANOTHER TEA CLONE IN OUR ALREADY FULL-OF-HOES-AND-MESSED-UP LIVES, GOT THAT?!?!?!
Marik: -tience. And Bakura, you too are suffering from an important value called pa-
Bakura: (hits head on the wall) Oy! Why do I even bother?
Marik: -tience. Remember, killing and torturing people is important, but patience is very important, too. Blahblahblahblahblahblabblablablbalbalbablablablablbalba
Bakura: (gets malet out) Cant. Resist. Temptation. To. Bonk. Head.
Marik: Blahblahblahblahblahblabblablablbalbalbablablablablbalba
Bakura: Sigh....why didn't I do this earlier? (Bonks him too)
Marik: X.X YOU CANNOT GET AWAY FROM ME FOREVA!!!!!!! SOON YOU WILLL JOIN MALIK AND GO TO PATIENCE AND ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!!! (disapears)
Bakura: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Bakura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ryou: (comes in the house) must......kill........bakura.......
Bakura: Danm, I got sidetrackted! Ryou, why won't you ever die?!?!
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Bakura: must......kill........the.........pharoah................................... .......
Ryou: OMR (is he egyptian?) !!!! BAKU-CHAN, DID YOU JUST GOT KICKED IN THE ASS?????!!!!
Bakura: SHADDAP!
Ryou: Does that mean you were just pretending?
Bakura: Opsies....(falls and sticks tongue out like a dead dog) X.X
Ryou: O.o;;; Andyways, U LOOK SOOOOO PALE!!! (cry) NOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!
Bakura: (In a shakey voice, you know, the voice that's like an old man's before he passed out....yeah.) Ryou......my.................darlin.......please......tell.......Yami......t o........not.........make........other........people.......as.......dead.... ....as.......me......by.....writing......his.......seriously.......stupid... .....mad.......libs........ And......Ryou......I.....want.....you......to.......know......that......I... ....had......always.......loved.......you.......and......I......will.......s till.......be.......your.......Yami........even........if......I......went.. ....to.......hell,.........I'm-I'm so sorry ......Ryou.....for......making......you.......very.......painful.......I.... ..seriously.......love......you........(head pops up) But, fortunately, there is one thing you can do to save me, though.
Ryou: ANYTHING FOR YOU, DEAR YAMI!
Bakura: One thing, stop talkin that loud. Another thing, go out with Bootie.
Ryou: How in the messed up world is that gonna help?
Bakura: YOU SAID YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, DAMMIT! NOW GO GET YAUR BUTT AUTTA THIS HOUSE AND DATE BOOTIE!
Ryou: O.o (runs out of the house)
.......one hour later.......
Ryou: (sulking)Yes....anything....for....you....dear.....Yami..... HEY!!! Wait. If somebody was about to die...then they can't yell......they can't obviously say: YOU SAID YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, DAMMIT! NOW GO GET YAUR BUTT AUTTA THIS HOUSE AND DATE BOOTIE! So, that comes up to....HE TRICKED ME! NNNNUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Mysterious voice: (giggle)
Ryou: What the?
(Romantic music starts.....you know, jazz!)
Mysterious figure: (Comes out) Hello there, wonderboy....
Ryou: What the?
Mysterious figure: .....
Ryou: Uh....what is your name?
Mysterious figure: Bootie.
Ryou: OO!!!!!!!!!!
Bootie: Yes, little Ryou....your future wife.
(Freaky wind blows, then Bootie swings her hair)
Ryou: You are just freakin me out.
Bootie: Hehe! Why don't we just get get married?
.....then suddenly.....
Buttocks: (comes out behind the wall) Danm, first Yami, now this Ryou??? Anyways, back to the purpose of my life. NNNNOOOOO! YOU SHALL NEVA HAVE HER!!!
Ryou: But I don't want her!
Bootie: Buttocks! I told you a million times, I WILL NOT MARRY U!!!! RYOU., HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!
Ryou: OMR!!! Marry?!?!?! Even though I think you're a little crazy, but NO ONE, NNNOOOOO OOONNNEE DESERVS TO BE HUMILIATED MY SAYING THAT SOMEBODY MARRIED THEIR OWN RELATIVES!!!!!! NOOOO ONNNNEEE!!!!!! (gets out green lightsaver)
Buttocks: (gets out red lightsaver)
Bootie: Ahhh....a duel just for me! How romantic of you two!
Buttocks: (looks of lifesaver) No, you're the bad guy, I'm the good guy.
Ryou: No, I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy.
Buttocks: No, I'm the good guy, You're the bad guy.
Ryou: No, You're the bad guy, I'm the good guy.
Buttocks: No, I'm the good guy, You're the bad guy.
Ryou: No, I'm the bad guy, You're the bad guy.
Buttocks: No, uh. What were we arguing about again?
Ryou: ????
Buttocs: Let's just fight.
Ryou: Okeay.....
(Freaky Star Wars music plays in the background. )
Ryou and Buttocks: AHHH!!! MY EARS! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!! X.X (faints because of music)
Bootie: Woops....(hides TV)
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computer: YOU HAVE MAIL! YOU HAVE MAIL!
Bakura: Stupid computer (is about to send com to shadow realm)
Ryou: (slow motion) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........(reaches for computer)
Bakura: (not in slow motion) O.o;;;;;
Ryou: (not in slow mo anymore) (grabs computer) U no touchy! nnnoooo touchy!
Bakura: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ryou: (checks mail) Why! It's Yugi!!! n.n!!!
Bakura: hide.....me......
Ryou: Yeah! mmmmaddd libs time! My turn!
Bakura: Wow. What an attempt on suicide.....I'm gonna go Hide.....(hides)
Ryou: Fine by me, liar.
Bakura: :p
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Screen:
Yeah, It's me, Yugi! And with a Mad Libs thing for u and Bakura this time! Here:
(Note: It's a diary entry!)
Title: A day in /ins/
Dear /insins/,
/ins/! Talk about /ins/! About a week ago, I went on a trip with my /ins/, and it was /ins/! Our destination was /ins/. I've always /ins/ of going there! They have all these /ins/, /ins/, and /ins/ there! It is /ins/! It's like, /ins/ ! For another reason, my /ins/, /ins/, is there. /ins/ sent me a /ins/ with /ins/, /ins/, and /ins/ on the cover. It was very /ins/ and /ins/.
So, I first got on a /insins/, and /ins/ all the way to /ins/. That was a /ins/ trip, /ins/. So, once I was there, I was /ins/. Then, when I came out of the /insins/, I saw all these /ins/ were /ins/ and /ins/ as a welcome to /insins/. It was /ins/! Then I saw /ins/, and all the other /ins/. It made me wanna /ins/ for /ins/ and /ins/ for /ins/! I TELL YOU, IT WAS /ins/!!!!!! Man, I even wished that /ins/! /ins/, all the time passed by so /ins/ that /ins/....so I finnally /ins/ to /ins/. How /ins/.
Someday, just someday, /ins/ diary, I will take you there and /ins/. What a /ins/ time I had there......
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Ryou: Tis gonna be fun!
Bakura: No, it's not!
Ryou: Do not underestimate thee when you do not know thee. Got that?
Bakura: Uh....what's a thee?
Ryou: Why do I even bother....(starts typing)
.......................1 minute later................
Ryou: I'm done!!!!
Bakura: Lemme seeee!!!!!
Ryou: Not unless you do one, too, Bakura! n.n
Bakura: Danm you.
Ryou: Remember, yes, you can write "Die Pharoah"!!
Bakura: Ya know what? You've just got yourself a deal!
Isis: (pops out of nowhere) I forsee that that was a stupid thing to say, Ryou.
Bakura: (gets out mallet) Beat it, Isis. (Bonks her head)
Isis: I forsee that I would faint cause of a malet bonk today. (faints)
Ryou: Hey, where did you get that?
Bakura: Where else? I stole it from the docter!
Ryou: And why would docters have that?
Bakura: It is a tradition that newborn babies get hit on the head with a mallet, hard, so that they wouldn't be smarter than them, havent you heard! Fortunately, that tradition isn't used in Egypt, so that is why I'm smarter than you, got it?
Ryou: Whatever.
Bakura: So, leme see what you wrote!
Ryou: (blush) uh, okay!
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Title: A day in Paradise
Dear my awesome diary,
Greetings, my dear diary! Talk about awesomeness! About a week ago, I went on a trip with my clothes bag, and it was a blast! Our destination was Hawaii. I've always dreamed of going there! They have all these pineapple trees, lots of cool shops (note to self: NEVER let Bakura go there), and beeaautiful beaches there! It is sooooo cool! It's like, Hawaii is the best place in the world to go to resort ! For another reason, my loving and caring grandma, Anita, is there. She sent me a postcard with "Welcome to Hawaii" and "No Bakuras allowed" (O.o;;;) signs, girls in bakinis (note to self: NEVER Bakura GO there), and a marketplace (note to self: NEVER let Bakura GO THERE) on the cover. It was very awesome and interesting just by looking at the postcard.
So, I first got on a cool plane, and flew all the way to Hawaii. That was a long trip that I spent half of the time dreaming about the HORRORS if I took Bakura there(You don't know what it's like to have an insane and chaotic Yami around your neck). So, once I was there, I was excited. Then, when I came out of the cool plane, I saw all these pretty girls (note to self: NEVER let BAKURA GO THERE) were wildly dancing (NOTE TO SELF: THE HORRORS OF LETTING BAKURA GO THERE!!!!!!!) and singing (note to self: I wanna marry one of em'. hehe....) as a Welcome to Hawaii greeting. It was insanely wild (note to self: Unless on the Suicide Mission, never take Bakura to Hawaii.)!Then I saw a lot of seagulls (note to self: Even if on Suicidal Mission, don't let Bakura annoy and kill any other living being, even dinner, except self.), and all the other cool shops (note to self: If pissed of at Hawaii, bring Bakura there.). It made me wanna cry for joy and fabulousness for seeing that wonderfull sight! I TELL YOU, IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY, VEEERRRRYYYY BEEAAAUUUTIFUL THAT I YELLED CAUSE I NEVER FELT THE YAYNESS THAT HID INSIDE ME FOR MY WHOLE LIFE (note to self: To avoid staring, never do that again) !!!!!! Man, I even wished that I was born there (note to self: I wanna do the cha cha, Hawaiian way. It sounds like fun.)! Dispite all the excitements that happeded with my life, all the time passed by so quickly that I will have to leave my beloved Hawaii and aunt Anita....so I finnally flew all the way back to my home sweet home (note to diary: Not exactly home sweet home.......with Bakura in the house, anybody would go nuts). How sad(to be with Bakura again....sigh...).
Someday, just someday, dearest diary, I will take you there and let you just live one day without Bakura throwing you in the garabage, tryin to read you, or just trying to just eat you..... (sigh). What a fabulouse time I had there......
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Ryou: (presses send)
Bakura: How lame....
Ryou: Well, wise guy, you try, then!
Bakura: :p I bet I'm SMARTER and UNLAMER than u, loser.
Ryou: Danm. I wish sometimes I could go back in time.....
Bakura: SHADDUP!
Ryou: Don't tell me what to do, smart-allik!
Bakura: (gets mallet out) Must. Resst. Pleasure. If. I. Bonk. Head. Now.
Ryou: MEEP! (hides)
Bakura: You know, I kindda feel sorry for you sometimes, Ryou....
Ryou: Me too. I kinda feel sorry for you, too.....
Bakura: Why YOU!!!!!
Malik: (pops out at the window) Run, Ryou, Run!!!!
Bakura: OH WOW..A FOREST GUMP WANNABEE....
Malik: WELL, AT LEAST NOT A NAKED MOLERAT WANNABE!
Ryou: Forest Gump? NAKED MOLERAT WANNABEE??? Oh God Almighty......what Yamis and Hikaris these days.....
Malik and Bakura: Ryou, stop hating on youself....
Bakura: Hikari.
Ryou: WHY, YOU TWO!!!
Bakura and Marik: RUN US, RUNNNN!!!!
WWHHAATT TTHHEE HHEELL IISS GGOOIINNGG OONN WWIITTHH MMYY BBRRAAIINN???????
Kasurie: Wow! I never thought that this would be up till maybe Sunday....but here it is! I hope you enjoyed it .
And please, don't forget to push the bright purple button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n.n