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UltrafanX: Hi everybody! It's me, the Ultimate Master of Fandom, back from an incredibly long vacation!
Camomon: (Looks up from reading current issue of Nintendo Power) Huh? You were gone?
UX: Yes I was! But now I'm back with a new chapter of my Zelda Humor fic, DAY OF THE TRIFORCE! Bam!
Camomon: Why do you say 'bam' so much?
UX: Would you believe I took stand-up classes from Emeril? Anyway, when last we left off, Link and co, on their way to the happy mask salesman, met up with Saria and the Skull kid, who decided to tag along for awhile!
Camomon: Unfortunately for them and good for us, the mask salesman refused to sell them any masks because they spent all there money on drugs!
UX: This would be a good time remind everyone out there that drugs are wrong. They cost too much and don't get you nearly as high as they say they will!
Camomon: To get high efficiently for less money, we suggest Dry-Erase Markers, Magic Powders, or even just Video Games.
(Note: Ultrafan's and Camomon's views on drugs do not reflect those of the Fanfiction.Net community, who do not see getting high as 'trippy' or 'far out')
UX: Stupid disclaimers! Show me how to write Fanfiction, huh? CAMOMON! Send them... The box!
Camomon: T-the box?! Right away, sir! (Picks up an evil looking box with lots of skulls and crossbones, toxic signs, and the words "EVIL" written on it) Say, what's in this box anyway?
UX: Lets just say inside that box is the one flaw in the otherwise perfect game, The Legend of Zelda, the Wind Waker.
(Inside of the box is none other than, dum dum dum, BOB, THE ANNOYING SNOT- NOSED KID!!! Aha-ha-ha!!!)
UX: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Camomon: Uh, anyway, why don't we check in with Link and the rest of the Zelda Crew, who have already formulated an insidious- no, evil- no, STUPID! That's the word! A stupid plot to get the masks!
UX: Let's watch!
South Clock Town, 7:15 AM
(The Zelda crew is now peering at the Happy Mask Shop from behind a corner as Ganondorf explains his plan to them)
Ganon: -and after that, we run for it. Everyone got that?
Skull kid: I like my part!
Zelda: Ganon, this plan will never work! It's broad daily! Shouldn't we at least wait till cover of dark?
Ganon: Who's the thief, here?
Link: You are, sir!
Ganon: That's better!
Saria: Fair enough, but what's the point of the cow?
Ganon: Oh that's the beautiful part! We don't need it!
Zelda: Then why is it there?
Ganon: Thievery's an art. An equal to writing and sculpting. Any person you drag off the street will tell you that!
Zelda: Fine, fine, keep the damn cow!
Ganon: Okay, ready? Synchronize watches!
Saria: I don't have a watch.
Link: I have an internal clock. Does that count?
Ganon: Oh forget it.
South Clock Town, 7:23 AM
(As the Happy Mask Man is minding his shop, Saria, disguised in a trench coat and hat and standing on Zelda's shoulders, walks up to the shop)
Zelda: (Whispering) Why do you get to be the head?
Saria: For once in my life I'm tall! Don't take that away from me!
HMS: (Confused) Can I help you?
Saria: (In high voice) Hello sir! My name is Miss Dee Straction!
HMS: And what can I do for you, Miss Distraction?
Saria: HE KNOWS!!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Zelda: (Whispering) Calm down!
Saria: (In high voice again) Uh, sorry about that! Paranoia. I have that a lot.
HMS: As do I! So, what can I help you with?
Saria: (High voice) I was wondering if I could by a hat here?
HMS: Um, this is a mask shop. The "Happy Mask Shop". I can sell you no hats.
Saria: (High voice) WAIT! I have, uh, other things! You got hammers?
(As Saria distracts the Happy Mask man, Link and Ganon, dressed in black, sneak past the Mask dude and get to his mask collection)
Link: (Whispering) Okay, well both grab a bunch of masks at random and then run. Got it?
Ganon: (Nods)
(They do just that and then signal to Saria)
HSM: For the last time, ma'am WE DON'T HAVE ANY-
Saria: (High voice) I'm sorry! We have to be going! Good bye! (Runs away as fast as someone standing on someone else's shoulders can. As they do, a cow suddenly falls on the Happy Mask guy)
Zelda: Gee, Saria, nice acting! I thought you said you'd won an academy award!
Saria: Yes, the Kokiri's Screen Actor's Guild! Forest Sprites have remarkably bad acting skills. I'm actually quite good in certain circles.
Zelda: Yes, well, this isn't one of those circles!
Link: Jackpot! We got the masks!
Skull kid: And I dropped a cow on him!
Zelda: Hmm, all we need now is a place to use these masks where no one will get hurt.
Ganon: But I want people to get hurt! It's the best part!
Link: Or property damage! Death is fine, but we REALLY need property damage!
Zelda: You guys are sick!
Skull Kid: Well, you guys could fight out in Termina field. There's some property out there and there might even be a few people to squish! Plus, no one will see you using those stolen masks!
Ganon: Wood boy has a point! Little girl, Green Skirt, Smarty, let's roll!
Link: Uh, I wear a tunic. Not a skirt.
Ganon: Whatever, Skirt boy.
Link: I'm getting sick of his nicknames!
Saria: Hey, the Mask Salesman isn't getting up. Should we go help him?
Skull kid: It is the decent thing to do! (Ganon gives him a bag of crack) On the other hand, who gives a crap?
(Later)
(Ganon and Link are now staring each other down)
Ganon: Well, Link, it appears that we'll finally be able to settle this dispute once and for all in a respectable manner.
Link: Yes, quite.
Ganon: Indeed.
(Stand in silence for a moment)
Link: Yo' goin' down, ol' man!
Ganon: Bring it on, Motha'-
Zelda: Will you two get on with it!
Saria: Do they always take this long?
Zelda: No, they're just showboating for the crowd.
Link: Ready, Cannondork?
Ganon: Bring it, Hero of Slime!
Zelda: All right, you're both ready! Now let's get it on!
(Ganon reaches into his bag of masks and puts on the fist mask he picks up, which turns out to be the bunny hood)
Ganon: Well, this thing isn't fashionable that's for sure! (Runs up and hits Link with an upper cut, which he does at lightning speed, due to the mask) Screw fashion! This thing rules! (Begins to pummel Link at lightning speed)
Link: Ow! OW!! Oh yeah? Ouch! Well, try this! (Takes out and puts on the stone mask, which makes him disappear)
Ganon: What the- He's buggered off! I win! HAHAHA! (Is hit in the head) Ouch! (Is hit again) Ow! Who did that? Was it you, Zelda?
Zelda: Don't look at me.
Link: I'm invisible, ya loser.
Ganon: Loser? I resent that! (Link kicks him between the legs) OO YEOOUCCCHHH!!!
Link: HAHAHA!
Ganon: Oh, yeah? Take this, Flower boy! (Takes off bunny hood and puts on Mask of Truth. Using its power, he is able to see Link, who is now sneaking around him)
Link: Am I here? Or is it here? Or maybe I'm nowhere! HAHAHA! (Ganon punches Link in the face) OW! Stupid Gossip Stones!
Ganon: Mwa-ha-ha! Now who's got the upper hand, boy!
Link: (Takes off stone mask) Yeah well, try this on for size! (Takes out Great Fairies Mask)
Ganon: HAHAHA!!! What's that ugly thing gonna do?
Link: This. (Cause the earth to crack open with his awesome fairy powers. He then goes about summoning an entire army of fairies from the bowels of hell.) Get him, boys.
Ganon: OO Meep! Good fairies. Nice fairies. Ouch! (Takes out Bremen's Mask and uses it to command fairies) Company Halt! Attack Skirt Boy!
Fairies: Yes Sir! (Attack Link)
Link: Tunic! It's a tunic! (Realizes Fairies are attacking) I mean, uh oh! (Takes out blast mask and uses it to blow up all the fairies) Ha!
Ganon: Well, try this on for size! (Takes out Goron's mask. Using it transforms him into a Goron Ganondorf) A Goron? Great, like this day couldn't get any worse!
Link: Ha! Now let's see what I've got! (Takes out Deku Mask, transforming him into Deku Link) Deku Link! I was hoping for- MEEP!!! (Runs our of the way of Ganon's foot)
Ganon: Well, well, well. The shoe is on the other paw, now, Deku Boy!
Link: Oh boy! (Begins to dodge Ganon's footsteps) I can't win with a mask like this! I got to use a new one!
Voice in his Head: No you won't!
Link: Yes I will! I have to!
Voice: No. We can still win my precious!
Link: Stop talking like that! I'm using another mask!
Voice: No!
Link: Yes!
Everyone: (Looks awkwardly at Link, who is talking to himself)
Link: Uh, I guess I should explain. You see the Deku, Goron, and Zora masks all have a mind of there own and-
Voice: (Now talking through Link) And I'm sick of Green Boy hogging all the glory for my victories! I'm outta here! Screw you guys. I'm going home. (Suddenly, Deku Link splits from regular Link)
Deku Link: OO
Link: OO Dude, how'd that work?
Deku Link: Hey, I'm free biatch! Tight! Later, Dawgs! (Walks away)
Ganon: Well that was weird.
Link: Yeah. (Slices Ganon with his sword)
Ganon: Ow! Hey, no fair, it was time out!
Link: It was?
Ganon: Totally! I mean, you divided into to separate entities. If that doesn't count as time out, I don't know what does.
Zelda: This is a battle to the bloody death, there are no time outs!
Link: Good, then I can hit him again!
Ganon: Oh, not again!
Saria: Hey, Link. Since you lost your mask and Ganon's doesn't seem to be helping against you in your regular form, why don't you just finish the battle using your final masks?
Link: Seems fair, even though it means I lose an advantage.
Ganon: (Takes off Goron mask) Sound's good! I just hope the last masks aren't as wimpy as those last few.
Deku Link: HEY! I find that offensive!
Zelda: Why are you still here?
Deku Link: I got lonely, so I decided to watch the rest of the fight! Go Link! Go Ganon! Somebody kill somebody! Woo!
Saria: This kid is kind of creeping me out.
Link: How do you think I feel? I had to mind meld with him!
Deku Link: Hey, it was no picnic for me, either!
Link: Uh, right. Now, let's fight!
Ganon: (Takes out last mask in his bag, which is a transformation mask. After putting it on, his clothes are now white and black with lots of symbols like a Triforce and a crescent moon on them. The gem on his forehead is now gold and silver. His eyes are completely white, and he is wielding a double helix sword. That's right! He's become Oni-Ganondorf!)
Link: OO HE got the Fierce Deity Mask? Then what'd I get!? (Puts on his mask, another transforming mask. When the transformation was over, Link was wearing a black tunic and hat. His skin was purple and his face had red and yellow markings on it. His face also had yellow spikes coming from it. His weapon was now a whip. Hide your children and say goodbye to your pets, cause here comes MAJORA-LINK)
Deku Link: AHAHAHA!!!!
Saria: I don't get it.
Zelda: I don't think even he knows what he's laughing about.
Deku Link: Yes I do! Sure I do! It's, uh, er, well... Hey Skull Kid, why am I laughing?
Skull Kid: Uh, because Ganon got Link's most powerful mask and Link got the Ultimate Evil in mask form?
Deku Link: Right! That' s what I was just about to say! And I'm still pissed off at you Skull Boy!
Link: Well, this is confusing!
Ganon: Let's just fight. I don't give a rat's ass about the masks, I just need to channel some rage!
Link: 'Kay! (Attacks Ganon with his evil whip)
Ganon: OO (Jumps out of the way and runs at Link with his sword)
Link: Oh yeah? Well, try this! (Grabs the sword with his whip and hits Ganon in the head with it)
Ganon: Ow! Grr! (Grabs Helix Sword and fires a blast of energy at Link with it)
Link: Oh boy! (Is knocked onto the ground by the blast)
Zelda: Oh my.
Saria: That's it, Link! Keep dancing!
Deku Link: What she said!
Link: (Gets back up) All right, I learned this trick while fighting Majora! (Fires a barrage of blue energy blast at Ganon)
Ganon: OO Oh crap! (Is knocked back onto the ground by the attack)
Link: HA! Who else wants some? (Is knocked to the ground by a swipe of Ganon's Helix Sword)
Skull Kid: You think they'll be done soon, I'm kind of hungry!
Deku Link: Me too!
Zelda: Calm down, guys. I'm sure the winner will be kind enough to buy breakfast.
Ganon and Link: (Still fighting) What!?
Zelda: You'll both do as you're told!
Ganon: Yes, ma'am.
Link: No fair!
(Ganon and Link are now trading blows with Link's whip and Ganon's sword)
Ganon: Hmm, it seems we are evenly matched.
Link: Guess again, Pig-Man! (Begins to charge a giant ball of blue energy in his hand)
Ganon: Oh yeah? Well, let's see if you can survive this? (Begins to charge a giant ball of red energy at the tip of his sword)
Link: MAJORA'S WRATH!!! (Throws ball of energy)
Ganon: ONI-STRIKE!!! (Fires ball of energy)
(Just as the two blast of energy are about to meet, they suddenly stop in mid-air)
Link: Hubba-Wha?
Ganon: Que pasa?
(The two energy blasts disappear into thin air. Suddenly, all the masks, including the ones Ganon and Link are wearing, fly into a bag)
Ganon: Hey, what gives? I was just about to beat puny boy!
Link: You wish!
Zelda: (Nervously) Uh, guys? (Points to the person who is holding the bag, who is none other than the Happy Mask Man. He is covered in bandages and doesn't look very happy)
HMS: (Looks angry as his eyes begin twitching)
Link: Uh, he-he-he. You're probably wondering why we stole your masks and dropped a cow on you.
HMS: GRRR!!!
Ganon: Well, it's actually very funny. You see-
HMS: LINK!!! GAN-ON!!!
Ganon and Link: Uh, yes sir?
HMS: Seeing as you've both stolen my masks, you're both going to have to be punished!!! (Looks over to Zelda, Saria, Skull Kid, and Deku Link, who are trying to escape) And that goes for you four, too!
Deku Link: Oh Crap!
Skull Kid: Crud!
Saria: Crud, indeed.
Zelda: Son of a Gerudo!
Ganon: HEY!
Zelda: Sorry.
Hyrule, 9:25 AM
(The group has now made it back to Hyrule and is walking back to Hyrule Castle)
Link: Man, I can't believe we had to wash everyone of those masks! And I think he just made up the thing about how those giant, Aztec Statues were masks!
Zelda: (Sarcastically) Well aren't we smart!
Saria: Oh man, now I've got a criminal record! If Rauru finds out, he'll kick me out of the Sages! Maybe I could bake him some apology brownies! Made with some of my secret ingredients, of course.
Deku Link: Can I have some?
Saria: Yeah, whatever.
Skull Kid: I got fired! Now how am I gonna get crack?
Ganon: You could become my lackey!
Skull Kid: No way! (Ganon gives him some crack) Okay!
Zelda: Hey, I wonder why the Angry Mask Salesman didn't notice the Deku mask was gone?
Deku Link: OO Uh, it's a mystery.
Skull Kid: Oh please, the Mask Salesman couldn't give that thing away. It was depressing and turned people into monsters! What was good about?
Deku Link: That's it, Skull-boy! Bring it on! (The two get into an all-out brawl)
Link: Well, on the plus, we wasted a lot of time.
Ganon: And besides being punished for Grand Theft Mask, nothing bad happened to us!
Impa: Oh, there you guys are! I told the King you could explain why Ganon was here and why half of the castle was destroyed.
Skull Kid: OO Uh, nice knowing you, Link, I gotta go!
Saria: OO Yeah, I have to go bake those apology brownies!
Deku Link: OO Uh, wait for me, Saria! I know a good recipe!
Ganon: Oh sht!
Zelda: Everything's come full circle, yet again.
Link: SOMEONE PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY!
UX: No way! Not with these ratings! (Flies away)
Ganon: CURSE YOU, ULTRAFAN! (Is struck by lightning) I hate that guy.
UX: Well, it looks like Link's plan, as originally thought, failed!
Camomon: Huzzah! We're still in business!
UX: Just another show of how crime doesn't pay. Actually, crime does pay, it's just the hours are bad.
Camomon: And you aren't you own boss.
UX: Now that the Link, Zelda, and Ganon have gotten along so far, will they be able to survive for the rest of the day, or will they go mad?!
Camomon: Uh, they probably won't go mad.
UX: Yeah, but the audience doesn't know that.
Camomon: Oh yeah. He-he! =)
UX: Well, to find out if your favorite Zelda character makes it through the day, keep reading Day of the Triforce!
Camomon: Please Review! We love reviews. Not flames, though. Flaming us will only result in a horse head being put in your bed! MWAHAHA!
WAIT! Please don't go! I'll be good! I'll write! I don't own The Legend of Zelda or any related logos. Is that better, master?
UltrafanX: Hi everybody! It's me, the Ultimate Master of Fandom, back from an incredibly long vacation!
Camomon: (Looks up from reading current issue of Nintendo Power) Huh? You were gone?
UX: Yes I was! But now I'm back with a new chapter of my Zelda Humor fic, DAY OF THE TRIFORCE! Bam!
Camomon: Why do you say 'bam' so much?
UX: Would you believe I took stand-up classes from Emeril? Anyway, when last we left off, Link and co, on their way to the happy mask salesman, met up with Saria and the Skull kid, who decided to tag along for awhile!
Camomon: Unfortunately for them and good for us, the mask salesman refused to sell them any masks because they spent all there money on drugs!
UX: This would be a good time remind everyone out there that drugs are wrong. They cost too much and don't get you nearly as high as they say they will!
Camomon: To get high efficiently for less money, we suggest Dry-Erase Markers, Magic Powders, or even just Video Games.
(Note: Ultrafan's and Camomon's views on drugs do not reflect those of the Fanfiction.Net community, who do not see getting high as 'trippy' or 'far out')
UX: Stupid disclaimers! Show me how to write Fanfiction, huh? CAMOMON! Send them... The box!
Camomon: T-the box?! Right away, sir! (Picks up an evil looking box with lots of skulls and crossbones, toxic signs, and the words "EVIL" written on it) Say, what's in this box anyway?
UX: Lets just say inside that box is the one flaw in the otherwise perfect game, The Legend of Zelda, the Wind Waker.
(Inside of the box is none other than, dum dum dum, BOB, THE ANNOYING SNOT- NOSED KID!!! Aha-ha-ha!!!)
UX: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Camomon: Uh, anyway, why don't we check in with Link and the rest of the Zelda Crew, who have already formulated an insidious- no, evil- no, STUPID! That's the word! A stupid plot to get the masks!
UX: Let's watch!
South Clock Town, 7:15 AM
(The Zelda crew is now peering at the Happy Mask Shop from behind a corner as Ganondorf explains his plan to them)
Ganon: -and after that, we run for it. Everyone got that?
Skull kid: I like my part!
Zelda: Ganon, this plan will never work! It's broad daily! Shouldn't we at least wait till cover of dark?
Ganon: Who's the thief, here?
Link: You are, sir!
Ganon: That's better!
Saria: Fair enough, but what's the point of the cow?
Ganon: Oh that's the beautiful part! We don't need it!
Zelda: Then why is it there?
Ganon: Thievery's an art. An equal to writing and sculpting. Any person you drag off the street will tell you that!
Zelda: Fine, fine, keep the damn cow!
Ganon: Okay, ready? Synchronize watches!
Saria: I don't have a watch.
Link: I have an internal clock. Does that count?
Ganon: Oh forget it.
South Clock Town, 7:23 AM
(As the Happy Mask Man is minding his shop, Saria, disguised in a trench coat and hat and standing on Zelda's shoulders, walks up to the shop)
Zelda: (Whispering) Why do you get to be the head?
Saria: For once in my life I'm tall! Don't take that away from me!
HMS: (Confused) Can I help you?
Saria: (In high voice) Hello sir! My name is Miss Dee Straction!
HMS: And what can I do for you, Miss Distraction?
Saria: HE KNOWS!!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Zelda: (Whispering) Calm down!
Saria: (In high voice again) Uh, sorry about that! Paranoia. I have that a lot.
HMS: As do I! So, what can I help you with?
Saria: (High voice) I was wondering if I could by a hat here?
HMS: Um, this is a mask shop. The "Happy Mask Shop". I can sell you no hats.
Saria: (High voice) WAIT! I have, uh, other things! You got hammers?
(As Saria distracts the Happy Mask man, Link and Ganon, dressed in black, sneak past the Mask dude and get to his mask collection)
Link: (Whispering) Okay, well both grab a bunch of masks at random and then run. Got it?
Ganon: (Nods)
(They do just that and then signal to Saria)
HSM: For the last time, ma'am WE DON'T HAVE ANY-
Saria: (High voice) I'm sorry! We have to be going! Good bye! (Runs away as fast as someone standing on someone else's shoulders can. As they do, a cow suddenly falls on the Happy Mask guy)
Zelda: Gee, Saria, nice acting! I thought you said you'd won an academy award!
Saria: Yes, the Kokiri's Screen Actor's Guild! Forest Sprites have remarkably bad acting skills. I'm actually quite good in certain circles.
Zelda: Yes, well, this isn't one of those circles!
Link: Jackpot! We got the masks!
Skull kid: And I dropped a cow on him!
Zelda: Hmm, all we need now is a place to use these masks where no one will get hurt.
Ganon: But I want people to get hurt! It's the best part!
Link: Or property damage! Death is fine, but we REALLY need property damage!
Zelda: You guys are sick!
Skull Kid: Well, you guys could fight out in Termina field. There's some property out there and there might even be a few people to squish! Plus, no one will see you using those stolen masks!
Ganon: Wood boy has a point! Little girl, Green Skirt, Smarty, let's roll!
Link: Uh, I wear a tunic. Not a skirt.
Ganon: Whatever, Skirt boy.
Link: I'm getting sick of his nicknames!
Saria: Hey, the Mask Salesman isn't getting up. Should we go help him?
Skull kid: It is the decent thing to do! (Ganon gives him a bag of crack) On the other hand, who gives a crap?
(Later)
(Ganon and Link are now staring each other down)
Ganon: Well, Link, it appears that we'll finally be able to settle this dispute once and for all in a respectable manner.
Link: Yes, quite.
Ganon: Indeed.
(Stand in silence for a moment)
Link: Yo' goin' down, ol' man!
Ganon: Bring it on, Motha'-
Zelda: Will you two get on with it!
Saria: Do they always take this long?
Zelda: No, they're just showboating for the crowd.
Link: Ready, Cannondork?
Ganon: Bring it, Hero of Slime!
Zelda: All right, you're both ready! Now let's get it on!
(Ganon reaches into his bag of masks and puts on the fist mask he picks up, which turns out to be the bunny hood)
Ganon: Well, this thing isn't fashionable that's for sure! (Runs up and hits Link with an upper cut, which he does at lightning speed, due to the mask) Screw fashion! This thing rules! (Begins to pummel Link at lightning speed)
Link: Ow! OW!! Oh yeah? Ouch! Well, try this! (Takes out and puts on the stone mask, which makes him disappear)
Ganon: What the- He's buggered off! I win! HAHAHA! (Is hit in the head) Ouch! (Is hit again) Ow! Who did that? Was it you, Zelda?
Zelda: Don't look at me.
Link: I'm invisible, ya loser.
Ganon: Loser? I resent that! (Link kicks him between the legs) OO YEOOUCCCHHH!!!
Link: HAHAHA!
Ganon: Oh, yeah? Take this, Flower boy! (Takes off bunny hood and puts on Mask of Truth. Using its power, he is able to see Link, who is now sneaking around him)
Link: Am I here? Or is it here? Or maybe I'm nowhere! HAHAHA! (Ganon punches Link in the face) OW! Stupid Gossip Stones!
Ganon: Mwa-ha-ha! Now who's got the upper hand, boy!
Link: (Takes off stone mask) Yeah well, try this on for size! (Takes out Great Fairies Mask)
Ganon: HAHAHA!!! What's that ugly thing gonna do?
Link: This. (Cause the earth to crack open with his awesome fairy powers. He then goes about summoning an entire army of fairies from the bowels of hell.) Get him, boys.
Ganon: OO Meep! Good fairies. Nice fairies. Ouch! (Takes out Bremen's Mask and uses it to command fairies) Company Halt! Attack Skirt Boy!
Fairies: Yes Sir! (Attack Link)
Link: Tunic! It's a tunic! (Realizes Fairies are attacking) I mean, uh oh! (Takes out blast mask and uses it to blow up all the fairies) Ha!
Ganon: Well, try this on for size! (Takes out Goron's mask. Using it transforms him into a Goron Ganondorf) A Goron? Great, like this day couldn't get any worse!
Link: Ha! Now let's see what I've got! (Takes out Deku Mask, transforming him into Deku Link) Deku Link! I was hoping for- MEEP!!! (Runs our of the way of Ganon's foot)
Ganon: Well, well, well. The shoe is on the other paw, now, Deku Boy!
Link: Oh boy! (Begins to dodge Ganon's footsteps) I can't win with a mask like this! I got to use a new one!
Voice in his Head: No you won't!
Link: Yes I will! I have to!
Voice: No. We can still win my precious!
Link: Stop talking like that! I'm using another mask!
Voice: No!
Link: Yes!
Everyone: (Looks awkwardly at Link, who is talking to himself)
Link: Uh, I guess I should explain. You see the Deku, Goron, and Zora masks all have a mind of there own and-
Voice: (Now talking through Link) And I'm sick of Green Boy hogging all the glory for my victories! I'm outta here! Screw you guys. I'm going home. (Suddenly, Deku Link splits from regular Link)
Deku Link: OO
Link: OO Dude, how'd that work?
Deku Link: Hey, I'm free biatch! Tight! Later, Dawgs! (Walks away)
Ganon: Well that was weird.
Link: Yeah. (Slices Ganon with his sword)
Ganon: Ow! Hey, no fair, it was time out!
Link: It was?
Ganon: Totally! I mean, you divided into to separate entities. If that doesn't count as time out, I don't know what does.
Zelda: This is a battle to the bloody death, there are no time outs!
Link: Good, then I can hit him again!
Ganon: Oh, not again!
Saria: Hey, Link. Since you lost your mask and Ganon's doesn't seem to be helping against you in your regular form, why don't you just finish the battle using your final masks?
Link: Seems fair, even though it means I lose an advantage.
Ganon: (Takes off Goron mask) Sound's good! I just hope the last masks aren't as wimpy as those last few.
Deku Link: HEY! I find that offensive!
Zelda: Why are you still here?
Deku Link: I got lonely, so I decided to watch the rest of the fight! Go Link! Go Ganon! Somebody kill somebody! Woo!
Saria: This kid is kind of creeping me out.
Link: How do you think I feel? I had to mind meld with him!
Deku Link: Hey, it was no picnic for me, either!
Link: Uh, right. Now, let's fight!
Ganon: (Takes out last mask in his bag, which is a transformation mask. After putting it on, his clothes are now white and black with lots of symbols like a Triforce and a crescent moon on them. The gem on his forehead is now gold and silver. His eyes are completely white, and he is wielding a double helix sword. That's right! He's become Oni-Ganondorf!)
Link: OO HE got the Fierce Deity Mask? Then what'd I get!? (Puts on his mask, another transforming mask. When the transformation was over, Link was wearing a black tunic and hat. His skin was purple and his face had red and yellow markings on it. His face also had yellow spikes coming from it. His weapon was now a whip. Hide your children and say goodbye to your pets, cause here comes MAJORA-LINK)
Deku Link: AHAHAHA!!!!
Saria: I don't get it.
Zelda: I don't think even he knows what he's laughing about.
Deku Link: Yes I do! Sure I do! It's, uh, er, well... Hey Skull Kid, why am I laughing?
Skull Kid: Uh, because Ganon got Link's most powerful mask and Link got the Ultimate Evil in mask form?
Deku Link: Right! That' s what I was just about to say! And I'm still pissed off at you Skull Boy!
Link: Well, this is confusing!
Ganon: Let's just fight. I don't give a rat's ass about the masks, I just need to channel some rage!
Link: 'Kay! (Attacks Ganon with his evil whip)
Ganon: OO (Jumps out of the way and runs at Link with his sword)
Link: Oh yeah? Well, try this! (Grabs the sword with his whip and hits Ganon in the head with it)
Ganon: Ow! Grr! (Grabs Helix Sword and fires a blast of energy at Link with it)
Link: Oh boy! (Is knocked onto the ground by the blast)
Zelda: Oh my.
Saria: That's it, Link! Keep dancing!
Deku Link: What she said!
Link: (Gets back up) All right, I learned this trick while fighting Majora! (Fires a barrage of blue energy blast at Ganon)
Ganon: OO Oh crap! (Is knocked back onto the ground by the attack)
Link: HA! Who else wants some? (Is knocked to the ground by a swipe of Ganon's Helix Sword)
Skull Kid: You think they'll be done soon, I'm kind of hungry!
Deku Link: Me too!
Zelda: Calm down, guys. I'm sure the winner will be kind enough to buy breakfast.
Ganon and Link: (Still fighting) What!?
Zelda: You'll both do as you're told!
Ganon: Yes, ma'am.
Link: No fair!
(Ganon and Link are now trading blows with Link's whip and Ganon's sword)
Ganon: Hmm, it seems we are evenly matched.
Link: Guess again, Pig-Man! (Begins to charge a giant ball of blue energy in his hand)
Ganon: Oh yeah? Well, let's see if you can survive this? (Begins to charge a giant ball of red energy at the tip of his sword)
Link: MAJORA'S WRATH!!! (Throws ball of energy)
Ganon: ONI-STRIKE!!! (Fires ball of energy)
(Just as the two blast of energy are about to meet, they suddenly stop in mid-air)
Link: Hubba-Wha?
Ganon: Que pasa?
(The two energy blasts disappear into thin air. Suddenly, all the masks, including the ones Ganon and Link are wearing, fly into a bag)
Ganon: Hey, what gives? I was just about to beat puny boy!
Link: You wish!
Zelda: (Nervously) Uh, guys? (Points to the person who is holding the bag, who is none other than the Happy Mask Man. He is covered in bandages and doesn't look very happy)
HMS: (Looks angry as his eyes begin twitching)
Link: Uh, he-he-he. You're probably wondering why we stole your masks and dropped a cow on you.
HMS: GRRR!!!
Ganon: Well, it's actually very funny. You see-
HMS: LINK!!! GAN-ON!!!
Ganon and Link: Uh, yes sir?
HMS: Seeing as you've both stolen my masks, you're both going to have to be punished!!! (Looks over to Zelda, Saria, Skull Kid, and Deku Link, who are trying to escape) And that goes for you four, too!
Deku Link: Oh Crap!
Skull Kid: Crud!
Saria: Crud, indeed.
Zelda: Son of a Gerudo!
Ganon: HEY!
Zelda: Sorry.
Hyrule, 9:25 AM
(The group has now made it back to Hyrule and is walking back to Hyrule Castle)
Link: Man, I can't believe we had to wash everyone of those masks! And I think he just made up the thing about how those giant, Aztec Statues were masks!
Zelda: (Sarcastically) Well aren't we smart!
Saria: Oh man, now I've got a criminal record! If Rauru finds out, he'll kick me out of the Sages! Maybe I could bake him some apology brownies! Made with some of my secret ingredients, of course.
Deku Link: Can I have some?
Saria: Yeah, whatever.
Skull Kid: I got fired! Now how am I gonna get crack?
Ganon: You could become my lackey!
Skull Kid: No way! (Ganon gives him some crack) Okay!
Zelda: Hey, I wonder why the Angry Mask Salesman didn't notice the Deku mask was gone?
Deku Link: OO Uh, it's a mystery.
Skull Kid: Oh please, the Mask Salesman couldn't give that thing away. It was depressing and turned people into monsters! What was good about?
Deku Link: That's it, Skull-boy! Bring it on! (The two get into an all-out brawl)
Link: Well, on the plus, we wasted a lot of time.
Ganon: And besides being punished for Grand Theft Mask, nothing bad happened to us!
Impa: Oh, there you guys are! I told the King you could explain why Ganon was here and why half of the castle was destroyed.
Skull Kid: OO Uh, nice knowing you, Link, I gotta go!
Saria: OO Yeah, I have to go bake those apology brownies!
Deku Link: OO Uh, wait for me, Saria! I know a good recipe!
Ganon: Oh sht!
Zelda: Everything's come full circle, yet again.
Link: SOMEONE PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY!
UX: No way! Not with these ratings! (Flies away)
Ganon: CURSE YOU, ULTRAFAN! (Is struck by lightning) I hate that guy.
UX: Well, it looks like Link's plan, as originally thought, failed!
Camomon: Huzzah! We're still in business!
UX: Just another show of how crime doesn't pay. Actually, crime does pay, it's just the hours are bad.
Camomon: And you aren't you own boss.
UX: Now that the Link, Zelda, and Ganon have gotten along so far, will they be able to survive for the rest of the day, or will they go mad?!
Camomon: Uh, they probably won't go mad.
UX: Yeah, but the audience doesn't know that.
Camomon: Oh yeah. He-he! =)
UX: Well, to find out if your favorite Zelda character makes it through the day, keep reading Day of the Triforce!
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