A/N: Well, I don't like this nearly as much as the first part, but hey, I thought I'd post it. I don't own Harry Potter, or Days of Our Lives or Passions which are mentioned briefly. Please review!
THE INSANITY CONTINUES…
An evil laugh filled the Great Hall.
"Batman!," Harry exclaimed "Perhaps that is our evil villain!"
"Perhaps…" Snape started, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, "I think fur-"
"Further investigation is needed!" Draco interrupted.
"That's my catchphrase!" Snape whined. "Get over it!" Draco said, sticking his hand in Snape's face with a swing of the neck.
"Off to the Batcave!" Harry exclaimed.
~*~
Ron and Hermione received the shock of their lives when they entered the kitchen, looking for some privacy…
The house elves were all singing "Shake Your Groove Thing" and obeying the lyrics. As they shook their bottoms, Ron clasped his hands over his eyes. Hermione fell to the floor in a heap of giggles. Standing unsteadily she walked over to high five Winky. "You go girlfriend!" she exclaimed.
Ron, forgetting he had his hands over his eyes, wondered why everything had went dark. He ran around the room until he ran smack into a wall.
~*~
"This is the location of the top-secret Bat Cave," Snape whispered, eyes wide. "Bat-kid-in-underwear, and…and…who are you again?" he asked pointing at Draco.
"I am a reformed evil mastermind, who decided to use my brilliance, and incredible looks for the good of mankind!" Draco said, puffing his chest out with every word.
"You speak too quickly!" whined Harry, grasping his head.
"Ugh." Draco said, rolling his eyes "You can call me the Flamboyant ferret!"
"Must you use big words?" Harry asked.
"Excellent," Snape said, looking Draco up and down, "but this outfit will not do." With a wave of his wand Draco was wearing pink spandex.
"As I was saying," Snape continued…he paused. "Oh poo, I don't remember. Anyway, let's go into this room."
They entered the staff room to see most of the staff huddled around a muggle T.V., watching Days of Our Lives.
"How could you Marlena?" Minerva cried to the television, falling onto her knees and clenching her fists into the air angrily.
Dumbledore, got onto the ground beside Minerva "There. There….If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"
Minerva looked up into Dumbledore's eyes. "Oh, Albus" she giggled.
"You!" Snape interrupted. "We need your help!"
"Me?" Dumbledore gasped.
"Yes, we need you!" Snape said, pointing at Dumbledore Uncle Sam style.
"Can you give me an hour? Passions just started." Dumbledore asked.
"Well, I suspect the school is going to be destroyed, but okay." Snape shrugged, and our three superheroes snuggled onto the couch to watch the show.
THE INSANITY CONTINUES…
An evil laugh filled the Great Hall.
"Batman!," Harry exclaimed "Perhaps that is our evil villain!"
"Perhaps…" Snape started, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, "I think fur-"
"Further investigation is needed!" Draco interrupted.
"That's my catchphrase!" Snape whined. "Get over it!" Draco said, sticking his hand in Snape's face with a swing of the neck.
"Off to the Batcave!" Harry exclaimed.
~*~
Ron and Hermione received the shock of their lives when they entered the kitchen, looking for some privacy…
The house elves were all singing "Shake Your Groove Thing" and obeying the lyrics. As they shook their bottoms, Ron clasped his hands over his eyes. Hermione fell to the floor in a heap of giggles. Standing unsteadily she walked over to high five Winky. "You go girlfriend!" she exclaimed.
Ron, forgetting he had his hands over his eyes, wondered why everything had went dark. He ran around the room until he ran smack into a wall.
~*~
"This is the location of the top-secret Bat Cave," Snape whispered, eyes wide. "Bat-kid-in-underwear, and…and…who are you again?" he asked pointing at Draco.
"I am a reformed evil mastermind, who decided to use my brilliance, and incredible looks for the good of mankind!" Draco said, puffing his chest out with every word.
"You speak too quickly!" whined Harry, grasping his head.
"Ugh." Draco said, rolling his eyes "You can call me the Flamboyant ferret!"
"Must you use big words?" Harry asked.
"Excellent," Snape said, looking Draco up and down, "but this outfit will not do." With a wave of his wand Draco was wearing pink spandex.
"As I was saying," Snape continued…he paused. "Oh poo, I don't remember. Anyway, let's go into this room."
They entered the staff room to see most of the staff huddled around a muggle T.V., watching Days of Our Lives.
"How could you Marlena?" Minerva cried to the television, falling onto her knees and clenching her fists into the air angrily.
Dumbledore, got onto the ground beside Minerva "There. There….If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"
Minerva looked up into Dumbledore's eyes. "Oh, Albus" she giggled.
"You!" Snape interrupted. "We need your help!"
"Me?" Dumbledore gasped.
"Yes, we need you!" Snape said, pointing at Dumbledore Uncle Sam style.
"Can you give me an hour? Passions just started." Dumbledore asked.
"Well, I suspect the school is going to be destroyed, but okay." Snape shrugged, and our three superheroes snuggled onto the couch to watch the show.