A/N: Thanks for the positive reviews! This new chapter, so quickly, is thanks to them! And I've decided I will take requests for what stupid things you want the characters to do…as long as they don't gross me out.
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7 hours later…
"No!" Harry cried, "How could they vote off the red headed bloke, he was so adorable!"
*BOOM! CRASH! KERBAM!*
"I have a feeling, we're supposed to be doing something more important than watching American Idol, I mean we aren't even American." Snape said.
"It sounds like the castle is being torn apart…" Draco inquired "Yay! The Bachelor!"
Another Hour Later….
"Why isn't my evil plan working?" Lord Voldemort groaned "I should have killed that bloody Harry Potter by now. And no one loves me! Wormtail, quick, angst alert! I need some entertainment."
"But-but!!" Peter stuttered.
Voldemort pointed to the stage, one hand on his hip.
"What am I supposed to do Master?" Peter asked timidly.
"Well, I always was fond of Madonna…" Voldemort said with a sigh.
Peter gulped. "Um, okay….Like a virgin/Touched for the very first time/Like a virgin/When your heart beats/Next to mine/Gonna give you all my love, boy/My fear is fading fast/Been saving it all for you/'Cause only love can last…"
Students, magically tied their chairs, let out screams of torture at Peter's singing….and dancing. He was getting quite into it. Even more disturbing was that he was singing to the disgusting Dark Lord whom was swaying to the music and smirking. He gave Peter a wink.
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At the screams our three heroes jumped from the couch!
"Old dude, come with us to rid the world of danger." Snape said, grabbing Dumbledore hand.
"Why?" Dumbledore asked.
Harry, Snape, and Draco all stood open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
"To cure a guilt complex-" Harry answered.
"Because of the goodness of your heart-" Snape replied.
"To impress the women-" Draco responded, wiggling his eyebrows.
Dumbledore looked at Minerva. "My lady, if I return, think better of me." he said, kissing her hand.
They all rushed to the Great Hall.
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(AND NOW, DUE TO A REQUEST, HERMIONE DOES SOMETHING COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER)
"Take this," Hermione said, handing Dobby a ring off her hand "and say 'MY PRECIOUS'".
Dobby crouched on the ground, and looked up at Hermione, holding the ring in his palm, he repeated "My precious."
"Hehehe, who thought using house elves for my own personal amusement could be so much fun?!" Hermione giggled.
"Okay, now I want all of you to dance around singing 'Oompa Loompa doompadee doo'" Hermione ordered.
Winky looked up at Hermione with tears in her eyes.
"Hey, back to work! And by the way, I'm renaming you Dopey! You are now a dwarf! And I am Snow White. Where's my Prince?"
On cue, Ron awakened.
A/N: That's all for now! Please review!!!
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7 hours later…
"No!" Harry cried, "How could they vote off the red headed bloke, he was so adorable!"
*BOOM! CRASH! KERBAM!*
"I have a feeling, we're supposed to be doing something more important than watching American Idol, I mean we aren't even American." Snape said.
"It sounds like the castle is being torn apart…" Draco inquired "Yay! The Bachelor!"
Another Hour Later….
"Why isn't my evil plan working?" Lord Voldemort groaned "I should have killed that bloody Harry Potter by now. And no one loves me! Wormtail, quick, angst alert! I need some entertainment."
"But-but!!" Peter stuttered.
Voldemort pointed to the stage, one hand on his hip.
"What am I supposed to do Master?" Peter asked timidly.
"Well, I always was fond of Madonna…" Voldemort said with a sigh.
Peter gulped. "Um, okay….Like a virgin/Touched for the very first time/Like a virgin/When your heart beats/Next to mine/Gonna give you all my love, boy/My fear is fading fast/Been saving it all for you/'Cause only love can last…"
Students, magically tied their chairs, let out screams of torture at Peter's singing….and dancing. He was getting quite into it. Even more disturbing was that he was singing to the disgusting Dark Lord whom was swaying to the music and smirking. He gave Peter a wink.
~*~
At the screams our three heroes jumped from the couch!
"Old dude, come with us to rid the world of danger." Snape said, grabbing Dumbledore hand.
"Why?" Dumbledore asked.
Harry, Snape, and Draco all stood open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
"To cure a guilt complex-" Harry answered.
"Because of the goodness of your heart-" Snape replied.
"To impress the women-" Draco responded, wiggling his eyebrows.
Dumbledore looked at Minerva. "My lady, if I return, think better of me." he said, kissing her hand.
They all rushed to the Great Hall.
~*~
(AND NOW, DUE TO A REQUEST, HERMIONE DOES SOMETHING COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER)
"Take this," Hermione said, handing Dobby a ring off her hand "and say 'MY PRECIOUS'".
Dobby crouched on the ground, and looked up at Hermione, holding the ring in his palm, he repeated "My precious."
"Hehehe, who thought using house elves for my own personal amusement could be so much fun?!" Hermione giggled.
"Okay, now I want all of you to dance around singing 'Oompa Loompa doompadee doo'" Hermione ordered.
Winky looked up at Hermione with tears in her eyes.
"Hey, back to work! And by the way, I'm renaming you Dopey! You are now a dwarf! And I am Snow White. Where's my Prince?"
On cue, Ron awakened.
A/N: That's all for now! Please review!!!