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Hayate dialed a few numbers and waited for the ring, he was going to call Hitomi who know him as Ein. "Hello?" "Hey it's me Hay- I mean Ein! Yes, yes Ein!" "Ein! Yay! I haven't been able to talk to you for ages! What's up?" "Well, I have a little problem here and I need your help." "For what?" "Uh...well its kind of a long story but...Ayanes gone mentally ill!" "What? How in the heck did you do that to her? Did you try to get her to put her head near that totem pole with the boxing gloves again?" "No, not this time, you see she picked up a voodoo doll of herself and dropped it on it's head, and well she sort of doesn't have any skill or smarts!" "That sounds freaky, but what can I do to help you?" "Well I am going to make a cure for this but it will take 3 days, and I need assistance!" "Why not let Ryu help you?" "He needs to maintain the purple haired one." "Oh, alright, I guess I will come over in about one hour ok?" "Alright, thanks Hitomi bye!" "Bye." Hayate hung up and decided that it was a good time to start the potion; he guessed Ryu would just have to take one for the team.
Ryu was not very happy with Ayane right now, she was putting whipped cream in his hair and mixing it with peanut butter, his precious hair was getting messed up and he could do nothing because she had tied him up with lickerish candy. "Now Ryu all we have to do is wait and the little munchkins will come in and give us golden chickens!" Ayane said this while wearing a beanie that came out of nowhere huddled in a corner. "Come on Ayane are you going to listen to the TV?" Ryu whined. "Shush! Ayane needs the monies!" "It's pronounced Money and you are supposed to say I not your name!" Ryu corrected annoyingly. "What do you know meanie!" Ayane then picked up an apple and threw at him. "Ouch! What was that for?" Ryu yelled. "For being a meanie!" Ayane spat back. Ryu realized that she has a very fragile and influential mind, so he decided to take advantage. "Uh, Ayane, there is some really nice golden chickens in the fridge if you untie me clean me up and cook them you will get a special prize!" "Really" Ayane said eyes sparkling. "Sure." "Ok!" Ayane quickly started to do what Ryu had told her to do, clean him up, untie him and cook all the golden like chickens in the kitchen. Meanwhile she was cooking Ryu was kicking back and watching TV for about a hour or so. "Yes! This is the life man. No Hayate, no Ayane no nobody." Soon after he had said this in the comfort of Hayates home, Hitomi came bursting through the door asking for Hayate. "Where's Ein?" "Where's who? Oh you mean Hay- I mean yhea, he's in his room doing something with potions." "Thanks Ryu man you sure look like a pig right now..." Hitomi then Shuddered and walked off to Hayates room. "Ah what does she know?" Ryu then laid back some more on the couch and smelt the nice aromas coming from Ayane in the kitchen. Hayate was making some weird potions and herbs with all sorts of things, but we rather not get into that, after he added another potion to the mix Hitomi came in with a book bag in hand and a few snacks. "Hello Hitomi, glad you could come to help me out." "Yhea, I guess you'd need it I looked into the kitchen before coming over and seen Ayane standing over a Chicken scratching her had with a bit of drool coming out from her mouth...scary..." "Yes I know, but it is her fault." "Yhea, it is usually isn't it?" "Alright the option needs to sit for today and half of tomorrow after that we add the finishing touches!" "That's good; I guess I didn't have to help much eh?" "Oh yes you have my little Hitomi!" Hayate then grabbed her and slipped a bunny suit on her. "Hey! What the heck?" Hitomi screamed. "Shush! You are the bait! You have to make Ayane actually drink the potion, she won't listen to humans giving her something to drink, only bunnies!" "How did you find that out?" "Ryu found out this morning..." "Oh...do I have to? This is degrading..." "Sorry Hitomi!" Hayate smiled then pushed her out the door happily.
Ryu was a very happy ninja at the moment, what was better than having a mentally ill Ayane pamper you and give you food all day? Nothing he would tell you! Absolutely nothing! But then Hitomi had to screw it all up. She came in with a bunny suit and distracted Ayane. "Hey that's my pampering and feeding girl!" "Sorry, but Hayate said to distract her all day long! Besides I'm getting paid to torture you!" Ryu's eyes then widened with fear then he just slumped into his chair mumbling about chicken and how he wasn't going to get the chance to eat for awhile. "Heh, don't worry Ryu, it's just until tomorrow then you can help me hold Ayane down while I feed her the potion he's making." "Yhea, yhea whatever..." "Then I'll tell her how you made her your personal lacky today and..." "No you won't! I will personally put cheese whiz in your hair!" "Ah! No you won't!" Ryu and Hitomi both ran around chasing each other, trying to stop the other from doing one of their most feared nightmares to each other. While Ayane just sat there with an angry look. "No present for Ayane? Ryu will pay dearly! I will feed him to the fluffily munchkins!" Then Ayane proceeded into her room with blue prints, guns, and other weapons from nowhere. "Prepare yourself everyone! Ha!" Ayane then closed the door behind her and started plotting and building.
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Hayate dialed a few numbers and waited for the ring, he was going to call Hitomi who know him as Ein. "Hello?" "Hey it's me Hay- I mean Ein! Yes, yes Ein!" "Ein! Yay! I haven't been able to talk to you for ages! What's up?" "Well, I have a little problem here and I need your help." "For what?" "Uh...well its kind of a long story but...Ayanes gone mentally ill!" "What? How in the heck did you do that to her? Did you try to get her to put her head near that totem pole with the boxing gloves again?" "No, not this time, you see she picked up a voodoo doll of herself and dropped it on it's head, and well she sort of doesn't have any skill or smarts!" "That sounds freaky, but what can I do to help you?" "Well I am going to make a cure for this but it will take 3 days, and I need assistance!" "Why not let Ryu help you?" "He needs to maintain the purple haired one." "Oh, alright, I guess I will come over in about one hour ok?" "Alright, thanks Hitomi bye!" "Bye." Hayate hung up and decided that it was a good time to start the potion; he guessed Ryu would just have to take one for the team.
Ryu was not very happy with Ayane right now, she was putting whipped cream in his hair and mixing it with peanut butter, his precious hair was getting messed up and he could do nothing because she had tied him up with lickerish candy. "Now Ryu all we have to do is wait and the little munchkins will come in and give us golden chickens!" Ayane said this while wearing a beanie that came out of nowhere huddled in a corner. "Come on Ayane are you going to listen to the TV?" Ryu whined. "Shush! Ayane needs the monies!" "It's pronounced Money and you are supposed to say I not your name!" Ryu corrected annoyingly. "What do you know meanie!" Ayane then picked up an apple and threw at him. "Ouch! What was that for?" Ryu yelled. "For being a meanie!" Ayane spat back. Ryu realized that she has a very fragile and influential mind, so he decided to take advantage. "Uh, Ayane, there is some really nice golden chickens in the fridge if you untie me clean me up and cook them you will get a special prize!" "Really" Ayane said eyes sparkling. "Sure." "Ok!" Ayane quickly started to do what Ryu had told her to do, clean him up, untie him and cook all the golden like chickens in the kitchen. Meanwhile she was cooking Ryu was kicking back and watching TV for about a hour or so. "Yes! This is the life man. No Hayate, no Ayane no nobody." Soon after he had said this in the comfort of Hayates home, Hitomi came bursting through the door asking for Hayate. "Where's Ein?" "Where's who? Oh you mean Hay- I mean yhea, he's in his room doing something with potions." "Thanks Ryu man you sure look like a pig right now..." Hitomi then Shuddered and walked off to Hayates room. "Ah what does she know?" Ryu then laid back some more on the couch and smelt the nice aromas coming from Ayane in the kitchen. Hayate was making some weird potions and herbs with all sorts of things, but we rather not get into that, after he added another potion to the mix Hitomi came in with a book bag in hand and a few snacks. "Hello Hitomi, glad you could come to help me out." "Yhea, I guess you'd need it I looked into the kitchen before coming over and seen Ayane standing over a Chicken scratching her had with a bit of drool coming out from her mouth...scary..." "Yes I know, but it is her fault." "Yhea, it is usually isn't it?" "Alright the option needs to sit for today and half of tomorrow after that we add the finishing touches!" "That's good; I guess I didn't have to help much eh?" "Oh yes you have my little Hitomi!" Hayate then grabbed her and slipped a bunny suit on her. "Hey! What the heck?" Hitomi screamed. "Shush! You are the bait! You have to make Ayane actually drink the potion, she won't listen to humans giving her something to drink, only bunnies!" "How did you find that out?" "Ryu found out this morning..." "Oh...do I have to? This is degrading..." "Sorry Hitomi!" Hayate smiled then pushed her out the door happily.
Ryu was a very happy ninja at the moment, what was better than having a mentally ill Ayane pamper you and give you food all day? Nothing he would tell you! Absolutely nothing! But then Hitomi had to screw it all up. She came in with a bunny suit and distracted Ayane. "Hey that's my pampering and feeding girl!" "Sorry, but Hayate said to distract her all day long! Besides I'm getting paid to torture you!" Ryu's eyes then widened with fear then he just slumped into his chair mumbling about chicken and how he wasn't going to get the chance to eat for awhile. "Heh, don't worry Ryu, it's just until tomorrow then you can help me hold Ayane down while I feed her the potion he's making." "Yhea, yhea whatever..." "Then I'll tell her how you made her your personal lacky today and..." "No you won't! I will personally put cheese whiz in your hair!" "Ah! No you won't!" Ryu and Hitomi both ran around chasing each other, trying to stop the other from doing one of their most feared nightmares to each other. While Ayane just sat there with an angry look. "No present for Ayane? Ryu will pay dearly! I will feed him to the fluffily munchkins!" Then Ayane proceeded into her room with blue prints, guns, and other weapons from nowhere. "Prepare yourself everyone! Ha!" Ayane then closed the door behind her and started plotting and building.
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