Authors note!
Hello everyone? And how are you all doing? Man I'm bushed! I just got back from Seattle. My choir went up there. EMP was fun but then I had to go see an opera! BLAH! Man it was tiring. I didn't sleep on the way home either. I was hyped on sugar. I had two big bags of candy and plus, before that we went to the cheese cake factory and were loaded with cheese cake. YUM! I even got jade to eat some and she doesn't like cheese cake. Well it didn't really take like cheese cake, it tasted like cake! Yum! I know I know, I am wandering again but oh well! hits self in head on with the story! I promise! Seriously! Here I go! Right now!
recap
SOMEONE SCREAMED..............Yeah.
Kagome whipped her head around. "Jade" she whispered. She turned back to look at inuyasha frightfully before taking off at a sprint. Inuyasha followed suit.
Another scream pierced the air. Kagome pumped her legs faster. An evil cackle cut the scream off. Inuyasha grew impatient and scooped kagome up in his arms. They were at the village in mere seconds. Inuyasha chose to ignore how kagome flinched when he touched her. Jade sat sprawled on the ground, Naraku was standing over her. Kagome jumped from inuyasha's arms.
"NARAKU!" she screamed. "GET AWAY FROM HER!"
He looked up and he smiled. "Ah Kikyou, don't you remember me? You're beloved Onigumo." He sneered at her. She looked at him like he had gone crazy. (A/n: I think he is crazy. But crazy is good. :D)
"Okay," she started in on him. "I am not Kikyou. I'm kagome. KA-GO- ME, second, you aren't Onigumo, you're Naraku. Third, you died so did he." Her hands were on her hips. He continued to leer at her. His eyes roaming up and down her figure. She noticed this and shrieked. "HENTAI!" he continued to stare, but started to speak.
"No, you are Kikyou and I am Onigumo. Yes it is true that my previous form was the Naraku you speak of, but when he was killed the demons forming Naraku separated and reformed to create me. Onigumo lives once again. And now you are mine for the taking Kikyou."
Kagome rolled her eyes. She walked past jade who was sitting on the ground with an empty look on her face and walked up to Onigumo. She smacked him with all her weight behind it. "Don't you ever call me Kikyou again got that? Was never and will never be that bitch! I may look like her but I am not that fucking whore!" she was shaking with anger. Onigumo narrowed his eyes.
"Very well then kagome." He spat. "I'll just kill you along with your friend." He made a gesture towards Jade. "She stole my jewel shards and will pay for doing so." He began to advance towards her.
"Take another step and die." Sesshomaru said icily. He had his claws at Onigumo's throat. He had handed kagome her bow and arrows. Onigumo smirked at him.
"Ohhhhhh, I'm SO sacred he said sarcastically. Sesshomaru growled. Onigumo raised a hand and carefully laid it on Sesshomaru's. He yelped in pain jumping backwards. He hand was bloody, a large welt beginning to form. "You'll see I have my defenses." Sesshomaru growled again. Kagome pulled back her bow and pointed it at him.
"And now you die." A brilliant purple light surrounded kagome. She was furious. Furious for being mistaken for Kikyou, furious for Onigumo wanting to hurt jade, and most of all frustrated and furious that Onigumo/Naraku was still alive. "DIE!" she screamed and let the arrow fly.
Onigumo's eyes widened as the arrow sped towards him. He gasped. It pierced his flesh and began to rip him apart. Kagome smirked as he screamed in agony. His mutilated form fell to the ground on fire. He withered in pain and continued to shriek. Kagome began to laugh. The same sensation she had felt while killing Richard coursed through her now. She tilted her head back and continued to laugh uncontrollably. Inuyasha stared at her horrified. Soon Naraku/Onigumo's shrieks stopped and kagome's laughter faded. She looked back at jade, her face slightly flushed. Jade stared at her with wide eyes.
"K-kagome? W-what happened? W-why is Naraku back? I t-thought I killed h-him. H-how did I get here? The last thing I remember is a train a- and........" she moaned and doubled over. "Dean" she whispered. Kagome smiled softly. Jade had gotten her memory back.
'Well,' kagome thought, I guess Naraku was good for something.' Jade began to shake uncontrollably. Sesshomaru went and knelt down beside her, a comforting arm finding its way to her shoulder. He spoke in whispers to her, calming her down. Inuyasha slowly walked up to kagome. He out a hand on her shoulder. She flinched and tensed.
"What?!" she asked tersely.
"Kagome?" he asked weakly. She whipped around and snarled at him. Her eyes blazed with anger a tint of terror. He slowly withdrew his hand form her shoulder and turned away. He tried to hide the pained expression that flittered across his face. She softened.
"Inuyasha." She called out softly. He turned slowly to look at kagome her bangs shading her eyes. A tear trickled down her cheek. "Inuyasha, I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me. I-" she choked on her words. "Sorry." She whispered.
"ADOLESCENCE!" everyone turned to look at jade, who I might add was, back to her normal self. "Yes-sir-ee-bob, that's what it is! The period of time between childhood and adulthood! Yes, most definitely! Mood swings man! It's your hormones! YUP! The best thing to do is practice abstinence! Yes kagome, NO under any circumstances, no sex what so ever! Yes, abstinence all the way! WOO-HOO!" Kagome burst out laughing as jade started rolling around on the ground chanting no sex! No sex!
"Of course not jade. Good to have you back. I missed you."
"Well of course you did." Jade said starting to do the chicken dance. "I am the ULTIMATE! Oh yeah!"
Kagome laughed and smiled slightly at inuyasha, still a little apprehensive. She glanced at his claws. He followed her gave and stared at her sadly. Then suddenly his face brightened. "What is it?" kagome asked softly.
"TONIGHT!" inuyasha cried. "IT"S THE NEW MOON!" kagome smiled.
"That's good inuyasha." Said kagome as she gave him a warm smile.
Jade sat across the fire, glaring at inuyasha. She didn't trust this new, nicer, human looking inuyasha. It was obvious kagome had gotten over her fear of inuyasha since she was sitting so close to him. Inuyasha almost looked smug. Jade smiled as she got an evil idea. She slowly, so not to be noticed, picked up a burning twig from the fire and threw it on inuyasha.
'This should liven things up' she thought to herself as she eased herself back onto Sesshomaru, getting comfy for the next few minutes.
She waited somewhat impatiently, tapping her foot feverishly. Inuyasha was talking to kagome softly, his head bent towards hers. He didn't pay any attention to the curling smoke or the burning sensation on his leg and shoulder. Jade and Sesshomaru began to laugh. Kagome's head shot up. She threw jade a questioning look. She nodded her head towards inuyasha. Kagome gasped but then began to chuckle. Inuyasha was stile clueless.
"Little brother," Sesshomaru said with contained laughter, "you are denser then I thought.
Finally inuyasha looked at his leg then his shoulder. He did a double take both times. Inuyasha began to yell and flail his arms. "AH! SHIT! Bloody hell! I'm on fire! Ah!" he began to run around in circles patting at the fire. "Ah! My butt is on fire!" (A/n: That one was for you Jade! PARTY MONSTER!) Jade laughed even harder.
As a last resort inuyasha flung off his pants and his shirt. Kagome let out a long appreciative whistle. Color began to creep into his cheeks. Jade stared wide eyed at him. Sesshomaru just rolled his eyes and looked away. Jade regained her composure and began to chuckle.
"Well inuyasha, we all knew you wanted kagome, but who knew you were so straight forward?" kagome let out an embarrassed giggle. Inuyasha turned and fled, jade's laughter trailing behind him.
"JADE! Why did you do that?!" kagome screamed at her. Jade just raised an eyebrow and smirked a little. She began to make a smore, the marshmallow sticking to her fingers.
"And what? You didn't like it? Bull shit, I heard that whistle. There's no denying it kagome." Jade giggled as Sesshomaru stuffed yet another marshmallow into his mouth, yelped as the bubbling hot substance hit his tongue. "Man Sesshomaru, I can't believe you've never ha a smore before. Good thing I'm here." Kagome sat across from jade glaring, trying not to smile. Jade made a face at her.
"Oh come off it kagome. Enjoy yourself. I mean, it's not everyday the guy your in love with strips down for you. And man, was he good at that. It took him like what? Half a second? Talent. Pure talent." Kagome finally cracked a smile. She turned as she heard a growl behind her. Inuyasha stood hunched in the shadows.
"Come sit with me inuyasha." Kagome said patting the spot next to her. Inuyasha shook his head no. it was obvious he was embarrassed about something. Only his eyes were visible. His body was cloaked in shadows. Kagome smiled and stood. "Oh yes inuyasha, I think you need to come here." Inuyasha shook his head and whimpered at the look on kagome's face. Kagome began walking towards inuyasha. Slowly. She walked into the shadows and dragged him out.
Even Sesshomaru laughed. Inuyasha, due to the burns in his clothes (Keade was mending them) was forced to wear a pair of teddy bear pajamas.
"Oh inuyasha!" jade said in a baby voice, "you look so adorable!" kagome held back her giggles. Kagome took a step forward, but then stopped. Her eyes opened wide and her mouth hung open slightly. Another whoosh and thud followed. Jade slumped over, an arrow in her heart. Blood trickled to the ground. Kagome staggered forward, the arrow biting into her flesh. With a final shuddering breath she fell to the ground.
Jade and Kagome were dead.
-The end-
Authors note. Scroll down.
Just kidding. Ha I got you didn't I? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was so great! Hahahahahaahaha! doges a hobo someone threw what the hell? A hobo?! NO! doges sock a sock? casts a puzzled glance. Yeah okay I get it. Sorry. It won't happen again.
Kagome took a step away from inuyasha to get a good look at him. "Oh you look so cute." Kagome said. Inuyasha growled. "Come on now inuyasha, come sit by Me." inuyasha reluctantly let kagome drag him to the log on which she was sitting. He sat beside her. No one spoke. The flickering light cast dancing shadows on the four faces. Each stared into the fire, snuggled close together.
Jade sighed and spoke softly. "I wish this moment could last forever." Kagome smile slightly and nodded.
"Yeah, me too."
Authors note. Okay now seriously, this is the end. I mean, of the chapter. Maybe of the story. Who knows. Well does anyone have any idea how I should end this? I really need some help! PLEASE!
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provocative images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
[CHORUS]
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
This is a slayer song. Written about Edward Gein. Man, that guys was creepy and sadistic. If you guys have free time look him up. He was what the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on. Except this actually happened. It was brutal and disturbing what he did.
ACK! Damn dog! Here I am trying to tell you nice people about some guy that liked to make things out of human skin and that like to collect body parts and my damn dog is barking! ARG!
PLEASE REVIEW!
Hello everyone? And how are you all doing? Man I'm bushed! I just got back from Seattle. My choir went up there. EMP was fun but then I had to go see an opera! BLAH! Man it was tiring. I didn't sleep on the way home either. I was hyped on sugar. I had two big bags of candy and plus, before that we went to the cheese cake factory and were loaded with cheese cake. YUM! I even got jade to eat some and she doesn't like cheese cake. Well it didn't really take like cheese cake, it tasted like cake! Yum! I know I know, I am wandering again but oh well! hits self in head on with the story! I promise! Seriously! Here I go! Right now!
recap
SOMEONE SCREAMED..............Yeah.
Kagome whipped her head around. "Jade" she whispered. She turned back to look at inuyasha frightfully before taking off at a sprint. Inuyasha followed suit.
Another scream pierced the air. Kagome pumped her legs faster. An evil cackle cut the scream off. Inuyasha grew impatient and scooped kagome up in his arms. They were at the village in mere seconds. Inuyasha chose to ignore how kagome flinched when he touched her. Jade sat sprawled on the ground, Naraku was standing over her. Kagome jumped from inuyasha's arms.
"NARAKU!" she screamed. "GET AWAY FROM HER!"
He looked up and he smiled. "Ah Kikyou, don't you remember me? You're beloved Onigumo." He sneered at her. She looked at him like he had gone crazy. (A/n: I think he is crazy. But crazy is good. :D)
"Okay," she started in on him. "I am not Kikyou. I'm kagome. KA-GO- ME, second, you aren't Onigumo, you're Naraku. Third, you died so did he." Her hands were on her hips. He continued to leer at her. His eyes roaming up and down her figure. She noticed this and shrieked. "HENTAI!" he continued to stare, but started to speak.
"No, you are Kikyou and I am Onigumo. Yes it is true that my previous form was the Naraku you speak of, but when he was killed the demons forming Naraku separated and reformed to create me. Onigumo lives once again. And now you are mine for the taking Kikyou."
Kagome rolled her eyes. She walked past jade who was sitting on the ground with an empty look on her face and walked up to Onigumo. She smacked him with all her weight behind it. "Don't you ever call me Kikyou again got that? Was never and will never be that bitch! I may look like her but I am not that fucking whore!" she was shaking with anger. Onigumo narrowed his eyes.
"Very well then kagome." He spat. "I'll just kill you along with your friend." He made a gesture towards Jade. "She stole my jewel shards and will pay for doing so." He began to advance towards her.
"Take another step and die." Sesshomaru said icily. He had his claws at Onigumo's throat. He had handed kagome her bow and arrows. Onigumo smirked at him.
"Ohhhhhh, I'm SO sacred he said sarcastically. Sesshomaru growled. Onigumo raised a hand and carefully laid it on Sesshomaru's. He yelped in pain jumping backwards. He hand was bloody, a large welt beginning to form. "You'll see I have my defenses." Sesshomaru growled again. Kagome pulled back her bow and pointed it at him.
"And now you die." A brilliant purple light surrounded kagome. She was furious. Furious for being mistaken for Kikyou, furious for Onigumo wanting to hurt jade, and most of all frustrated and furious that Onigumo/Naraku was still alive. "DIE!" she screamed and let the arrow fly.
Onigumo's eyes widened as the arrow sped towards him. He gasped. It pierced his flesh and began to rip him apart. Kagome smirked as he screamed in agony. His mutilated form fell to the ground on fire. He withered in pain and continued to shriek. Kagome began to laugh. The same sensation she had felt while killing Richard coursed through her now. She tilted her head back and continued to laugh uncontrollably. Inuyasha stared at her horrified. Soon Naraku/Onigumo's shrieks stopped and kagome's laughter faded. She looked back at jade, her face slightly flushed. Jade stared at her with wide eyes.
"K-kagome? W-what happened? W-why is Naraku back? I t-thought I killed h-him. H-how did I get here? The last thing I remember is a train a- and........" she moaned and doubled over. "Dean" she whispered. Kagome smiled softly. Jade had gotten her memory back.
'Well,' kagome thought, I guess Naraku was good for something.' Jade began to shake uncontrollably. Sesshomaru went and knelt down beside her, a comforting arm finding its way to her shoulder. He spoke in whispers to her, calming her down. Inuyasha slowly walked up to kagome. He out a hand on her shoulder. She flinched and tensed.
"What?!" she asked tersely.
"Kagome?" he asked weakly. She whipped around and snarled at him. Her eyes blazed with anger a tint of terror. He slowly withdrew his hand form her shoulder and turned away. He tried to hide the pained expression that flittered across his face. She softened.
"Inuyasha." She called out softly. He turned slowly to look at kagome her bangs shading her eyes. A tear trickled down her cheek. "Inuyasha, I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me. I-" she choked on her words. "Sorry." She whispered.
"ADOLESCENCE!" everyone turned to look at jade, who I might add was, back to her normal self. "Yes-sir-ee-bob, that's what it is! The period of time between childhood and adulthood! Yes, most definitely! Mood swings man! It's your hormones! YUP! The best thing to do is practice abstinence! Yes kagome, NO under any circumstances, no sex what so ever! Yes, abstinence all the way! WOO-HOO!" Kagome burst out laughing as jade started rolling around on the ground chanting no sex! No sex!
"Of course not jade. Good to have you back. I missed you."
"Well of course you did." Jade said starting to do the chicken dance. "I am the ULTIMATE! Oh yeah!"
Kagome laughed and smiled slightly at inuyasha, still a little apprehensive. She glanced at his claws. He followed her gave and stared at her sadly. Then suddenly his face brightened. "What is it?" kagome asked softly.
"TONIGHT!" inuyasha cried. "IT"S THE NEW MOON!" kagome smiled.
"That's good inuyasha." Said kagome as she gave him a warm smile.
Jade sat across the fire, glaring at inuyasha. She didn't trust this new, nicer, human looking inuyasha. It was obvious kagome had gotten over her fear of inuyasha since she was sitting so close to him. Inuyasha almost looked smug. Jade smiled as she got an evil idea. She slowly, so not to be noticed, picked up a burning twig from the fire and threw it on inuyasha.
'This should liven things up' she thought to herself as she eased herself back onto Sesshomaru, getting comfy for the next few minutes.
She waited somewhat impatiently, tapping her foot feverishly. Inuyasha was talking to kagome softly, his head bent towards hers. He didn't pay any attention to the curling smoke or the burning sensation on his leg and shoulder. Jade and Sesshomaru began to laugh. Kagome's head shot up. She threw jade a questioning look. She nodded her head towards inuyasha. Kagome gasped but then began to chuckle. Inuyasha was stile clueless.
"Little brother," Sesshomaru said with contained laughter, "you are denser then I thought.
Finally inuyasha looked at his leg then his shoulder. He did a double take both times. Inuyasha began to yell and flail his arms. "AH! SHIT! Bloody hell! I'm on fire! Ah!" he began to run around in circles patting at the fire. "Ah! My butt is on fire!" (A/n: That one was for you Jade! PARTY MONSTER!) Jade laughed even harder.
As a last resort inuyasha flung off his pants and his shirt. Kagome let out a long appreciative whistle. Color began to creep into his cheeks. Jade stared wide eyed at him. Sesshomaru just rolled his eyes and looked away. Jade regained her composure and began to chuckle.
"Well inuyasha, we all knew you wanted kagome, but who knew you were so straight forward?" kagome let out an embarrassed giggle. Inuyasha turned and fled, jade's laughter trailing behind him.
"JADE! Why did you do that?!" kagome screamed at her. Jade just raised an eyebrow and smirked a little. She began to make a smore, the marshmallow sticking to her fingers.
"And what? You didn't like it? Bull shit, I heard that whistle. There's no denying it kagome." Jade giggled as Sesshomaru stuffed yet another marshmallow into his mouth, yelped as the bubbling hot substance hit his tongue. "Man Sesshomaru, I can't believe you've never ha a smore before. Good thing I'm here." Kagome sat across from jade glaring, trying not to smile. Jade made a face at her.
"Oh come off it kagome. Enjoy yourself. I mean, it's not everyday the guy your in love with strips down for you. And man, was he good at that. It took him like what? Half a second? Talent. Pure talent." Kagome finally cracked a smile. She turned as she heard a growl behind her. Inuyasha stood hunched in the shadows.
"Come sit with me inuyasha." Kagome said patting the spot next to her. Inuyasha shook his head no. it was obvious he was embarrassed about something. Only his eyes were visible. His body was cloaked in shadows. Kagome smiled and stood. "Oh yes inuyasha, I think you need to come here." Inuyasha shook his head and whimpered at the look on kagome's face. Kagome began walking towards inuyasha. Slowly. She walked into the shadows and dragged him out.
Even Sesshomaru laughed. Inuyasha, due to the burns in his clothes (Keade was mending them) was forced to wear a pair of teddy bear pajamas.
"Oh inuyasha!" jade said in a baby voice, "you look so adorable!" kagome held back her giggles. Kagome took a step forward, but then stopped. Her eyes opened wide and her mouth hung open slightly. Another whoosh and thud followed. Jade slumped over, an arrow in her heart. Blood trickled to the ground. Kagome staggered forward, the arrow biting into her flesh. With a final shuddering breath she fell to the ground.
Jade and Kagome were dead.
-The end-
Authors note. Scroll down.
Just kidding. Ha I got you didn't I? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was so great! Hahahahahaahaha! doges a hobo someone threw what the hell? A hobo?! NO! doges sock a sock? casts a puzzled glance. Yeah okay I get it. Sorry. It won't happen again.
Kagome took a step away from inuyasha to get a good look at him. "Oh you look so cute." Kagome said. Inuyasha growled. "Come on now inuyasha, come sit by Me." inuyasha reluctantly let kagome drag him to the log on which she was sitting. He sat beside her. No one spoke. The flickering light cast dancing shadows on the four faces. Each stared into the fire, snuggled close together.
Jade sighed and spoke softly. "I wish this moment could last forever." Kagome smile slightly and nodded.
"Yeah, me too."
Authors note. Okay now seriously, this is the end. I mean, of the chapter. Maybe of the story. Who knows. Well does anyone have any idea how I should end this? I really need some help! PLEASE!
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provocative images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
[CHORUS]
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
This is a slayer song. Written about Edward Gein. Man, that guys was creepy and sadistic. If you guys have free time look him up. He was what the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on. Except this actually happened. It was brutal and disturbing what he did.
ACK! Damn dog! Here I am trying to tell you nice people about some guy that liked to make things out of human skin and that like to collect body parts and my damn dog is barking! ARG!
PLEASE REVIEW!