Starlet: Just a small inspiration. If I get any reviews that AREN'T flames then I'll try adding some new chappies.

Chapter 1

"All right class. Sit down! Duo! Stop throwing spit wads at Relena!" Mrs. Reno yelled at the bustling class. As soon as the class calmed down she began to take the roll call and that's when Duo got a little mischievous. He picked up and straw and put a piece of paper in his mouth. Spiting it into the straw he aimed it at Relena and blew hard. It went straight and hit her in the ear with a great *SPLAT!*

"EEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!" She shrieked which caused Duo to yelp and cover his ears. Heero flinched and the others continued to try various methods to plug their ears. Wufei tried to stuff his ears with his math assignment. Duo was now trying to stuff his short braid into his ears.

"Miss Relena! Please!" The teacher yelled. Relena jumped out of her desk and began to run in circles waving her arms around panicking. Still screeching at the top of her lungs Duo vowed he would never spit another wad of wet paper at Relena again. Finally he took some tissue paper, stuffed it into his ears and walked up to the girl who still continued to squawk. He took another napkin and forced the screaming girl down. Sitting on her he wiped the piece of wet paper out of her ear. Standing up he removed the tissue from his ears.

"Geez Relena! It was only spit and paper." He muttered and began to sneak away until the teacher caught him.

"DUO! That's the 9th time this WEEK! Go to the office. AGAIN!" She screeched pointing to the door. Duo sighed and exited the door. The teacher moaned and went up to her desk. She opened a bottle which said 'Extra EXTRA strength aspirin. Doctor recommendation needed.' Taking two she put the bottle back into her desk and finished the roll call. The class began as she walked up to the chalk board.

"Please take out your math assignments and hand them foreword. Heero? Can you please pass out the textbooks?"

"Mission accepted." He said and stood.

"Mr. Yuy. Please stop talking like you're in the military."

"Yes Mam." He said quietly. She sighed and continued to write out math problems.

"Quatra? Will you please open the windows? It's very stuffy."

"Of course Mrs. Reno!" the youth said happily and jumped to do the task.

"Goody 2 shoes." Zechs whispered as the youth passed his desk. Quatra stuck a tongue out at him and continued to open the windows.

"Mission completed." Heero murmured sitting down again. Relena, who sat behind him smiled, leaned up and whispered into his ear.

"You're so SEXY!"

Heero jumped out of his desk, however as there WAS a bar there he tripped over it causing him to land on his chin on the CONCRETE floor.

"RELENA!!!" he screamed. She giggled and Mrs. Reno looked from the two of them.

"Miss. Relena! No matter where I put you, you are always disturbing Mr. Yuy!!"

"In more ways then one." Trowa whispered to Wufei who snickered. The teacher glared at them both, then sighed.

"This class could drive the heavens mad!" She declared.

"hmmmm," Wufei murmured thoughtfully. "I thought I'd try for hell."

"AUGH!" She screamed and ran out of the classroom. Zechs snickered and Dorothy smiled. Catherine instead chose at that moment to draw pictures of her and Trowa. Heero sat in his desk and proceeded to work on the math problems on the board while Quatra did the same. Treize instead chose to walk up to the chalk board and draw little doodles of mobile suits. Trowa and Wufei discussed ideas about who they thought was cute in the class.

"Catherine is pretty cool!" Trowa muttered,

"Dunno. I kinda like-"

"All right! That's it!" The principle walked in. "That's the 13th teacher you've run out of this school. It appears that most of the problems seems to come from....you." He held Duo by the scruff of his shirt. Duo just blinked and put on his most adorable face.

"Who? Me?" The principle snorted. "So we'll be splitting the class into different classes. Maybe then you'll be better students. He walked out as a replacement walked in. The teacher droned on and Duo thought happily.

'Is this guy stupid or what?!"

Disclaimer: Only plot is mine.

Starlet: hehehehe. I think I'll bring in a couple of other characters from other Anime shows. Hehehe. Don't be surprised at my choices, and don't make fun of them either please?. Buh bye. Don't forget to REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!

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